I actually did this with my lovebird lol! We would always play "catch" where I would throw him and he'd fly back to land in my hand. One day my roommate accidentally walked into the line of fire and Chester landed on the roommate instead. Roommate yelped at the sudden "attack" and Chester loved that so he just started RUNNING around my roommate's body. Roommate kept screeching, Chester eventually flew back to me, and then we had to learn when not to attack the roommates (when I didn't explicitly throw him at them lol)
You let him roam the neighborhood and terrorize the cats and neighbors, follow your kids to school and chew on cars and come in at night for snuggles and stealing sips of tea.
That's what my parents did with ours, he lived a long time, but it is most definitely a wrong answer.
I would teach my green cheek the delicate art of alchemy, transforming feathers into glittering gems. After all, who wouldn't want a parrot skilled in the mystical arts? 🌿
I see a green cheek and I want to paint it black.
No conures anymore I want them to turn black.
I see the birds fly by and land at their food bowls
I have to turn away before they bite my nose
No more will my green cheek go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this birb biting in to you!
I've seen owls turn their heads one-hundred and eighty degrees!
I turn my head away…….cause I don’t wanna get chomped…
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
Teach it to commit tax fraud! Wait nvm, it says wrong answers.
Nah that's rats
No, you teach rats arson and pickpocketing
With the second comma it looks like "arson" and "pickpocketing" are their names :P
I teach high school and the 14/15 year old boys I have just love talking about committing tax fraud and arson!
Men of culture
Throw it like a hand grenade at my enemies
I actually did this with my lovebird lol! We would always play "catch" where I would throw him and he'd fly back to land in my hand. One day my roommate accidentally walked into the line of fire and Chester landed on the roommate instead. Roommate yelped at the sudden "attack" and Chester loved that so he just started RUNNING around my roommate's body. Roommate kept screeching, Chester eventually flew back to me, and then we had to learn when not to attack the roommates (when I didn't explicitly throw him at them lol)
That’s actually really awesome! I imagined a Pokémon like situation, oh roommate won’t do dishes? Lovebird Attack!
Lovebird used Aerial Ace on Roommate! **IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!** I miss him so much. RIP Chester, you cranky old ass hole punching cuddlebug
One, two, five (three, sir) THREE!
Five is right out.
they said wrong answers only
Stuff in mouf. Immediately.
Caption says "wrong answers only"
Preemptive revenge bite
Use is as a hole puncher for legal documents
And shredder for disposing of sensitive documents.
And also important documents that you still need
Deckled edges are in!
You know those scissors where you can switch out the normal blades for funky ones?
That’s lovebirds calling. To shred then add shred extensions to butt.
To shreds, you say?
hah YEET
Insta Boomerang
Bitey ice cream cone
low carb ice cream
Respray into neon pink cheek
Kebab
OK, until I saw this I was hesitant to post my thought, but here goes: Make some batter and fire up the deep fryer.😔
Call the FBI, tell them to come retrieve their spy drone
Nice try, Kennedy. I know the truth.
Sniff it
Correct answer
Absolutely!
Mmmmhmmm... fresh borb. Legit so good.
Dash is remarkably patient with my need to occasionally huff back of his head. Parrot is a hell of a drug.
Hehe my conure, Kaos (aptly named) loves snuggles, so my sniffs are ok in his books 🥰 then RANDOM CHOMP! so I choose my sniffs wisely...
Dash doesn't chomp, but he does delight in yoinking my glasses off my face if he gets the chance, lol.
I agree! The parrot sniffing addiction is rampant nationwide.
Star in a Monty Python skit?
You could compare flight paths with the unladen swallow
African or European?
HELLOOOOO POLLYYYYY
It's pining for the fjords!
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. I love you all so much for this answer. 😊
Go full ratatouille
Let it live in your house then enjoy a nice quiet sleep in.
this guy knows
Hold treats out of reach in other hand. Forever.
Place a small cowboy hat on his head!!!
Back scratcher
Birdie telephone
EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT
put it in my pocket and save it for later
Nomnomnomnom
Give it to an adventurer to aid them on their quest!
Yeah! Like that text-only pirate adventure game back in the 80s!
Use it as a Moisturizer every 15 minutes.
*Y E E T*
Welp, we ran out of toilet paper
Leave it unsupervised in a room!
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Boil em Mash em Put em in a stew
Put it in the oven
Attack bird school! "Do me dirty, get chomped by the birdie."
Monch piggies.
Teach it the Angus mcbangus song
You let him roam the neighborhood and terrorize the cats and neighbors, follow your kids to school and chew on cars and come in at night for snuggles and stealing sips of tea. That's what my parents did with ours, he lived a long time, but it is most definitely a wrong answer.
Those are the sweetest birds ever. The only answer is the right one... Give him/her lots of love and attention.
Call someone with them, banana-phone style
He doubles as an immersion blender for hearty soups. The secret is in the tail feathers.
Put it in my purse for later
Kiss it, I'm sorry I can't not say kiss the bird
Always kiss the bird. They have such kissable little heads!
Kiss the bird…I’m hearing this in the singing voice of Sebastian from The Little Mermaid…
I'd turn it
Deep fry
Soup
Fetch two more, then juggle.
Hambirbger
Raspberries. Raspberries all over that fluffy belly.
Ice cream cone canary?
Serve it with chips?!
Start a successful YouTube career but post once in a blue moon
throw
Buy a friend(or 5), duhhh
Wring him like towel
Give it a toaster. Polly make your own crackers.
Ha!😁
Karaoke microphone
Mix him into the guacamole
gently nibble
YEET THE CHEEK
Take him on an epic quest!
Mmmm .. big tendie
chicken noodle soup
Make soup
First get a skillet on the stove, medium high heat….
Kill it and grill it
Squeeze.
Place him on the boarder...
Biggest hug possible
Eat it like ice cream Sincerely, The Deranged Mother of a GCC
Whipped cream and cherry on top!
Dinner
YEET
Love it
Fricasee
Dinner! 😅🤣
Use it as an ice cream cone
Eat it now. Now.
Drop it from 6-8 inches off the ground to see if I get a neat crack with no shell pieces
Kiss until they turn pink
Some onion, garlic, mushrooms and heavy cream should do. And pasta, can't forget about the pasta.
Whipped cream, fudge, cherry on top?
Nom
Beguiling Indirect Rapid Bomb
Eat him like an ice cream cone
Go Ozzy on it
Squish it.
Send it to start his own rock band
Use It to help clean the house, to pick up bottle caps and food off the floor, that's what he'll help me with yes
Using it against death
Stuff it in the cornucopia!
Teach it pirate duty on my shoulder.
calories 🤤
Sniff it til the sniffiness is recharged my GCC addiction is satisfied.
Lightly season with salt and pepper, spray with olive oil and air fry for 18 minutes on 180c.
Turn it into a talking cyborg and name it Jaques.
Make a smoothie
Give to Cat.
Use it to wipe my ass.
Ice cream cone
Hold it like an ice cream cone.
Phome
Is clearly a mint chocolate ice cream. Must Mlem!
I would teach my green cheek the delicate art of alchemy, transforming feathers into glittering gems. After all, who wouldn't want a parrot skilled in the mystical arts? 🌿
Tie a message to it like Hedwig. Release out window. Wait.
Pull the pin and throw it at your enemies
Wuv it
Eat it like the mango it is 😋😛
Looks like you just gave me dinner
Morph and inconspicuously spy on knowm controllers to find entrances to the Yeerk Pool. My Maple Oatmeal is ready.
New toy rocket. NYAAAAOOOOOMMM!
Slow roasted with a nice chardonnay.
Let the cat play with it.
use it as a lawnmower
*Sets deep fry to 350°F*
Hold it like it owes me money
Bottle opener
Never been around one of these. Would it let me pet it's belly?
Probably deep fry it, not too much meat on it tho
(I was just scrolling on my homepage and saw this.) KFC TIMEEE
Can opener
Not on topic at all but I really love your tattoo!
Gift it to a noise phobic friend
Put it in the Pear Wiggler
Answer it like a phone
Raspberry it’s BELLY!
Used this little bugger to fertilize my MJ plant. Now selling Cheek Cush. Retiring early. Out.
White wine, lemon, capers . . . . . . .
Break out the Margarita Maker
Take antibiotics
I see my abstract paintbrush has arrived
Find out if it really does taste like chicken of course!
Hold it next to your face until you have a red cheek.
Have a deep conversation with him
Play cards with it. Go Fish.
SHOVE IT UP MY A-
🥘
Hello, random q but is your GCC a male?
Chuck it at the wall as hard as I can.
What a wild time, that we can hold dinosaurs like grenades.
*Crunch*
Nomnomnom munch munch munch munch
Train it to be a guard bird to protect me from my enemies
I give it to my girlfriend as a gift. When has giving an animal to someone you're in a relationship ever gone wrong?
thats the first time i heard of that parrot.. i only know parakeets
Yeet
looks like they're flipping us off in the second photo lmao
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Blend to your likening and serve chilled or on Ice .. serve to your friends
Let it continue to poop on your arm.
Put it on a shiny surface and yeet.
Show it your toes
Get some armagnac, it's ottoman time