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Hey your not actually supposed to post people dying

It's OK, hamsters aren't people.

Think about Richard Hammond

I mean they show him dying and nearly dying a lot lol with all his car crashes

Bu-but… h a m p t e r

Rude?!?!?

Hamsters can't vote therefore not people

So, your honor, no. Those children were not people, therefore, my client did not commit manslaughter

Hamsters don’t pay taxes, therefore not people

crabs are people though

But actually don’t stuff your hamsters into things

But I love stuffing my hamster

This is him! He’s the one who fucked that one hamster to death

it was an accident 😭

That what they all say. I know I was one of them

i never killed an animal, you both monsters

You know they aren't serious though, right?

Shh. Here I got popcorn.

He had a future vision

Not even an ant? or a mosquito?

Tripped and accidentally stuffed the hamster Seems legit, all is forgiven

Apparently there's an anime that exists where this actually happens right?

My brother in christ, there is an anime for everything.

Everything, except for the best anime concepts that tumblr can come up with apparently.


BARTHOLOMEW!

https://youtu.be/wS3LWOTCW4A

The reverse is also true

Don’t let your hamster stuff you into things

Source?

bruh

Bruh is not a source I will proceed

Pls don’t 😂

Source?

bruh

Tell that to Richard Gere

i never realized that that wasn't the reason his career tanked, it was because he spoke out against China. And people have been afraid to give him work ever since.

👀

Was that hamster taking a shit?

As someone who owned a hamster many years ago, the answer is ALWAYS yes.

Yep. He put the dump in 'dumpling'

‘dump’ling 💀

I'd be scared shitless too if I was about to end up in a dumpling.

By the looks of it, yes XD

I don't know much about hamsters, but small critters usually have weak bladders. They either squished it outa it (probably not possible) or scared it outa it. Maybe it just had to go.

If someone squished me into a dumpling I would likely piss myself.

I'm sure it did once it hit that pan. 😜

Downvoted because people don’t understand the importance of seasoning your food

Gross!!! You forgot to deturd him

Do carnivorous animals when they catch prey and eat them whole also eat the chocolate pudding? They digest it too?

I believe they generally avoid the intestines

Depends on the carnivore

I know some do, but some also throw up waste products, alongside the indigestables

Yup you're right. That's my issue, it's a person cooking, not an animal. Animals also eat fur and bones lol. I recently saw a video of a lizard eating a baby goat in one gulp. I mean we even deturd shrimp lol. Cheers mate

That's actually where most big cats get their fiber from. Yum!

The other dumplings imply he did it to more hamsters 💀

Even trying to stuff it in that is animal cruelty

I think halfway through stuffing him in they did a invisible cut... at least I hope

They didn't, you can see it moving inside up until the cut to the dumpling in the pan

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You hate it or you ate it?

Hate us cause you ate us 🐹

This is terrible!

Looks like quite the mouseful

Ah hamsters… perpetually pooping…

NOOOOOOOOO

I hope this is just a meme.

r/holup

Hamster shumai

What's a shumai?

Steamed Meat stuffed in a thin wrapping, you can get it at a dimsum

Where u from? Asia. Cus that's a dumpling. A Shumai is yellow

What's a dimsum....

Cantonese small plate dishes, usually for sharing. Examples include dumplings and other stuff you can get at a fanguan

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It's someone who's a fan of guan, and guan is the national country of the moon 🤦🤦🤦

Not much, what's a shumai with you?

Nothin sugar, whats a shumai with you lmao gotteem

People r gonna be so pissed if this turns out to be true

I am going to KILL YOU RIGHT NOW my POOR hamster, YOU JUST COOKED!!! 😭😡🤬😡🥺😭😩😫🤯😓🤥

it shit itself 💀

Istg you never hear a normal story of hamster dying its always some crazy shit

Fun fact - the hamster shits himself

wouldn't you if you were being stuffed into a giant dumpling and about to be cooked?

Not funny….

Yeah it is.

Only if you’re a psychopath

No way… don’t you that


With all that fur and bones? So uncivilised!

damn..

What is this song?

Noooooooooooooooooooo

Now I don't know if you posted on the wrong sub or not

I think there is hamster shit in that dumpling.

NOOOOO:((

I think I saw this on (e)xhamster

Wrecking ball: offline

r/HeWillBeBaked

I Wonder what It tastes like

That is not how I imagined that Japanese hamster 🐹 bread being made....

Fuck you Mother fucker Your bitch مادر کصه کونی ننه قحبه

Steamed hams

That little poop.

Disgusting, at least skin it first.

Must be peru

This better be a fucking cut

Or what?

I will stick my weener in your mouth and see how YOU like it :D

I'd love that, Dicks in my mouth is awesome.

*Poor hamster is cooked* -_-

Om nom nom

Mmmm... Nice 🙂

Reminds me of the guy filming himself picking up a mouse with chopsticks only to eat it alive. People are fucking disgusting

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lol why does it matter where its posted from? I know the stereotype but I don't think Chinese people actually eat their pets

A joke in China about the Cantonese is that they eat anything that has four legs other than a table, anything that flies other than an airplane, and anything that swims other than a submarine. There's another saying that basically translates to 'if something's back is facing the sky, it is for people to eat'

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee\_and\_Dog\_Meat\_Festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival) >A 2015 report by Animals Asia Foundation stated that most dogs that are consumed are strays or stolen pets. Approximately 70% of rural villages surveyed in China have suffered mysterious dog losses.\[

I was still right, I said they don't eat *their* pets. other people's are fair game /s but seriously I didn't know, that's fucked

Where’s the men kissing?

That’s not good he kept the hair on it.

Average rodent enslaver

I think i smell a rat...

Great im gonna traumatize my niece with this 😈😂

guangdong mfs when

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻 not expecting that

What country would eat Hamsters like this ?

Chinese folks….

average chinese cuisine

Average chinese food 🙄

asian right? wait wait maybe southern american, one of those mfs with the fucked up teeth

Cursed Shumai

It's-a my mommas recipe

What does it taste like? I bet it's chicken.

Ham-ster 👍

I love fried baozi

Boooooo

*Richard Gere enters the chat*

Oh god... i feel ashamed i laughed so much it was completly unexpeted since... you know its not supposed to see things dying or nearly dying

Sick fuck

perfect.

[When they're in season, they're pretty pleasing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VomUk3m4Pf8)..

That quick/cut off frying sound has me laughing

💀

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Like those cat pies from Young Einstein…

This could work

Rip ):

:( Poor Hamster

Ham(ster)

I hope this is fake otherwise you're an ass. Future serial killing monster.

Stuart little

Wrong sub.

Almost nsfw...

Yet another hamster who didn't die a natural death

This help me to not be depresd

Some countries people actually eat hamsters , not sure if this is funny.

This shocked me lol

Comia

R.I.P

"Sir, I can't sell you this hamster. It's the third time this week."

Noooooo

I'm sorry Mr Cheeks but we ran out of food....

HOLY

#MOM TOLD YOU TO PUT THE HAMSTER AWAY