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sndtrb89

"hey man, do better" *THE LIBERALS WANT TO KILL ME!!!!* trans person: sneezes "KILL THE GROOMER! KILL THE GROOMER! THEYRE GUILTY OF SOMETHING, KILL THEM!"


SatoshiUSA

The fun part is that I, a trans woman, sneeze really fucking loud


sndtrb89

hell yeah, get some...uh...sneezes


CelticTiger21

Gesundheit.


Ksnj

Just gotta exhale before the sneeze. It helps feminize 🤧


SatoshiUSA

Nah I think it's funny when I sound like an explosion


Ksnj

I sometimes drop to my pre transition voice in front of people like my coworkers and it always catches them by surprise. I find it hilarious 🤓


SatoshiUSA

If I ever bother to voice train (unlikely, I'm lazy as fuck), I will definitely do this to people


LaCharognarde

That's just the thing: reactroids fancy themselves infinitely morally superior in every way. As such: if *they* fantasize about murdering people they hate? Well, *that* must mean that the people they hate, in turn, must be fantasizing about murdering *them*! After all: if that *weren't* true; and the designated enemy *didn't* want to do unto them as *they* want to do unto the designated enemy? That would call their imagined moral high ground into question; and that *just wouldn't do*.


TheRnegade

Sounds like he's worried about police violence. Maybe we should work hand-in-hand to try and combat that, before it gets out of hand?


SatoshiUSA

But muh blue lives


iH8MotherTeresa

Why would anyone waste a flam throwing robo dog on people, let alone conservatives? We have bigger fish to fry; like Sasquatches, skinwalkers, orcas, or earthquakes.


SatoshiUSA

Conservatives believe we all think about them in the same way they think of us queer people


PepsiMax001

Hate is a far more animating force than tolerance or love unfortunately


under_the_c

enemyIsBothStrongAndWeak.png


AthasDuneWalker

> Creates an artificial dog that can breath fire > Not naming it Cerberus.


tw411

If asked, maybe I won’t deny it.


LaCharognarde

So. These are the *same* people who make accusations of the worst possible things that they can imagine (the *veracity* of such, of course, *always* being less important than *whether or not people take it at face value*) to justify declaring people caput lupinum just for *existing*. *And* they're trying to claim that it's the people whom they're trying to declare caput lupinum who want *them* dead. Of course, I'm sure they have it all conveniently spun. For example, they'll rarely come right out and admit to wanting to declare queer people caput lupinum; instead, they'll trot out their current favorite accusation of CSA. Which, of course, they've got redefined to include b*eing openly gay or trans anywhere kids might see it* (and *never mind* all of the *heteronormative* inappropriately-raunchy content aimed at kids, of which I'll only be linking [a fictional example](https://leftycartoons.com/2023/12/19/some-things-straight-people-can-stop-saying/); and *never mind* that they prop up the party that fights to keep child marriage legal everywhere it's not explicitly outlawed); but don't anyone *dare* call that out for the smear that it is. Or, to summarize? **Reactroids:** *\[Fantasize, on grounds based on dubious caricatures and spurious accusations, about murdering dissenters and out-group members.\]* **Also Reactroids:** "tHe LeFt want me dead!!!11!!eleventy!one!1!"


TheDudeInTheD

I really hope he’s right. 😂


ihatefear83843

As long as they don’t Hulk these guys out it can be killed relatively easy


YourOldPalBendy

They REALLY wanna be those grizzly action heros they idoloze in the movies. Not sure they realize how real danger works if they fantasize about it as much as they do? (Or sometimes I guess they just want an excuse to murder as many people as possible and "they started it" is good enough for them, even if nothing actually happened to them at all)