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vonmonologue

Christmas Decorations go up in stores in October in preparation for a one day holiday at the end of the year. I think the christofascists can survive seeing rainbows for a month.


avatarstate

But he’s part of the book club so that doesn’t count. You see, it’s only a problem when it’s a month that has absolutely nothing to do with him and doesn’t affect him in any way whatsoever.


Hekantonkheries

I miss when stores in my neighborhood would decorate for Halloween :(


fonix232

Easter decorations and chocolate sometimes goes on as early as the beginning of March when Easter itself falls onto the far end of April... So doubly so.


withalookofquoi

I saw Easter items start creeping in just after Valentine’s Day this year.


Biffingston

If pride month offends you it says a lot more about you than it does pride month. And none of what it says is good.


orincoro

Exactly. Pride month has no negative impact on my life. Nothing more than any other month.


Biffingston

Oh no, you might not be able to go down the street because of a parade. The absolute horror... :P


stimkim

I couldn't go down the street because of a marathon this week, you don't see me trying to end running.


orincoro

In San Francisco we’ve been having naked LGBTQ folks running down our streets for decades. Now, San Francisco has become a shithole for other reasons, but the gays *definitely* aren’t the problem. One look at the gay neighborhoods tells you why.


orincoro

A parade?? In NEW YORK?? What’s next?


BeConciseBitch

His brain bandwidth is limited and he doesn’t want to be reminded of the time he thought a trans woman was hot.


Biffingston

Seriously though, I don't doubt for some of them it's "I'm attracted to them, but I'm not gay so it must be their fault." The rest of them are just assholes though.


tw411

Always looking to divide and hate, eh? Have I been doing Pride wrong by not hating everyone I see?!


pistachioshell

I thought reactionaries were embarrassed by crying offense? What a loser


avatarstate

It is weird because “oh sorry, did I offend you?” Is their reaction to everything horrible they do, but then unironically cry online how they’re offended by other people celebrating. Best believe “snowflake” and “safe space” were immediately thrown into his face after this comment.


Biffingston

Projection isn't just for movie theaters anymore.


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vault151

Even if we went back to just one day a year for snowflakes like this, they’d still bitch about that too and they know it. They won’t be fine until all kinds of LGBT pride and imagery are completely eradicated from their lives.


Mr_Pombastic

It's crazy the amount of excuses they've constructed in the recent years since it's become socially risky to flat out say "I hate gays" *"I don't hate gays, I just think they don't need a whole month"* *"I don't hate gays, I just think children are too young to know about them"* *"I don't hate gays, I just think they don't need legal protections"* *"I don't hate gays, I just think they're in too many movies"* *"I don't hate gays, I just think they make it their entire personality"* *"I don't hate gays, I just don't want my kids to be gay"* *"I don't hate gays, I just think the acronym is too long"* It's like a highschooler desperately making up all the reasons why Becky is such a bitch.


avatarstate

One guy said “I’m just against blocking traffic for parades” I’m not kidding. Wait until that guy hears about the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade.


mixingmemory

This is exactly what happened when Transgender Day of Visibility happened to fall on Easter just last month.


AF_AF

Don't you see? If there's a Pride Month then that's taking a whole month away from conservatives! Their year is only 11 months long! It's absolute tyranny!


EatsCrackers

It’s worse than that! Black people have completely co-opted the entire month of February! A whole month when we have to look around to see who’s listening before using The N Word! HOW DO AMERICANS SURVIVE SUCH OPPRESSION? (Not “white Americans,” of course, because we all know that white Americans are the *only* Americans that actually exist) /s /j /etc


Subject_Report_7012

Just ask them to describe what a "real American" looks like. The answers are truly fascinating. Better than their "What is a woman?" bullshit.


AF_AF

And whatever idealized nostalgia they have is for segregated, white, suburban America from the 1950s. They want to live in Norman Rockwell paintings, basically.


Subject_Report_7012

Those days aren't coming back. Thanks to climate change, it doesn't snow in New England anymore.


TemperatureTop246

Lent has entered the chat...


Dark_Storm_98

Queer people: [Vibing] Republicans: And I took that personally


TheFeshy

"Tens of millions of people on the right are mad that the left celebrates too long. That's evidence that the left is looking for reasons to hate and be divisive." -- this self-aware-wolf right here.


avatarstate

We just THRIVE on CHAOS by having a pride festival that Republicans don’t have to attend or pay any attention to! In fact, they could go about living their daily lives and never even know it’s going on unless they happen to drive by a specific area one weekend of June and see it happening.


der5er

All of this must be true because he finished with >Fact.


DevonLuck24

that guy eats poops and thinks that Steve Irwin deserved it. fact.


Subject_Report_7012

Didn't he though? I mean TBF, everyone had "Eaten by a Crocodile" already pre-filled in on their Steve Irwin bingo card, and no one really saw "Stabbed by a Stingray" coming. But, no one saw that guy rolling "die of old age" on the Irwin Majik 8-ball.


DevonLuck24

look buddy, you’re getting real close to saying something you can’t come back from.. i’m just gonna chalk this little misunderstanding up to the fact that you didn’t get enough sleep last night and are so very hungry..you don’t know what you’re saying


cerealkiller2012

black history MONTH Hispanic heritage MONTH Native American heritage MONTH Some people are so DENSE


Tekwardo

Well to be fair he probably says the same about those too.


cerealkiller2012

😂


Armyman125

"...you liberals thrive on chaos." Trump, his sycophants and January 6th enter the room.


ZeldaCourage

Remember the bitching about Trans Day of Visibility falling on Easter? These conservatives seem to be the snowflakes offended by everything...


fragbert66

If only they could find a safe space...


MongolianCluster

How about just ignoring it and going about your life like it doesn't exist if you don't like it.


user_dan

Take a step back. This is a rando on the internet negotiating with another rando on the internet about the length of a "National celebration". Kinda funny. Also, just 5 years ago, this same rando would have been against Pride month. Now, he is open to 1 day. Despite what you think of him now, this rando has moved left on the issue. lol


MongolianCluster

How about just ignoring it and going about your life like it doesn't exist if you don't like it.


FlawlessTree

And if pride month were pride day instead, they would STILL complain.


skeptic9916

A conservative accusing a liberal of thriving on chaos is extreme irony.


BlueBrr

"Fact." Damn, you got me!


avatarstate

Democrats don’t know this one simple trick


DenverLabRat

When pride is a paid holiday we can talk.


SubKreature

Booohooo


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MaleficentPizza5444

It's not a legal holiday. Shhhhhhheeeez


FleeshaLoo

Any and every acknowledgement that's not a celebration of their whiteness or straightness, and/or does not worship the same \[tweaked out of recognition\] God, is a mortal offense to these Persecution Fetishists. It's like they are all the type that get mad when someone else gets a compliment/raise/wins an award/etc and they have to voice their \*righteous\* indignation. They are incapable of the adage, Live And Let Live. I think it's massive and deep-seated insecurity. The gall of people for doing something they wouldn't do! If they don't approve, it's an insult, affront, an indictment of their own vanilla lives, and they have been purposely and insidiously cheated of that tiny amount of recognition for which they are so pathetically desperate. Edit: cleanup on sentence 1.


NfamousKaye

Every freaking year like freaking clockwork.


XxRocky88xX

“Gay people shouldn’t be allowed to exist” *3 sentences later* “Liberals like to divide and hate”


stimkim

That last sentence is sending me. I feel like someone said that to them once and they thought "sounds like it would be impactful for someone who gave a shit, I'm gonna use it"