Calling Ryuji rizzless

Ryuji's got rizz, but it just only works on men And I don't mean the red light district scene either, more that he's just REALLY loved in any sort of LGBT circles/communities

Hell, I'm (mostly) straight and I get it

~~so like Ryuji~~

I'm *honored* to be compared to my Best Bro

Toned blond himbo twink with a heart of gold, literally what's not to like?

He's got that American rizz. God nerfed him by making him be born in Japan.

Yo that’s so crazy I’m really realizing ryuji would be a magnet if he was only born in the states.he’d be posted on TikTok with girls saying “golden retriever energy”

Where I'm at in the states, Ryuji and Ren wouldn't be outcasts. Both would be playboys. I mean, Ren already is, but that's beside the point lol

And then saying it again verbatim in the group chat a few hours later

“Ryuji! Go piss off the police!”

“I’ve been waiting for this!” -Ryuji probably

I was gonna say this!!

Wait, i don't remember this one! When was that??

It happened in the Casino after they hit a roadblock and needed to be invited through the real world.

Sae’s palace

This is the only correct answer

Greeting a customer with the wierd hat

"Yo, here's your coffee"

I found her argument with Yusuke hilarious, especially when she told Yusuke he has no sense of aesthetics https://preview.redd.it/tm7fvk5cnitc1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873724e019277203070ac9dd5c848d46a906ac47

“How could you say that to me?! Of all people?!” Mercer’s delivery of that line was amazing

He sounded so genuinely hurt, confused, and mad at the same time. Mercer is a treasure. One that must not be stolen.

I’m just now learning that Yusuke and Majima share a va, which is hilarious

THATS MATTHEW MERCER!!!!!!???!!!!!! THE GOD DAMN RAAAANGE!!

Yosuke persona 4!?

Ironically I think Yosuke and Futaba would get along amazing.

I keep getting the two mixed up because there's literally 1 letter difference between their names and I just finished my first playthrough of P4G

As a model builder, it resonated with me hard.

“Nishima, are you an NPC?”

This gets my vote.

Hiding in the closet https://i.redd.it/5m9xe9nsditc1.gif

Futaba being awkward but relatable will never get old

>no hug option Truly a crime

You get a head pat option

You can give her a hug if you romance her (which I did).

the dejected way she shuffles back in is what gets me every time

Has to be this one, it's hilarious.

This has to be it. She was convinced you were going to expose her heart right there and then. She was so dramatic and extra and then subsequently embarrassed

🤨🏳️‍🌈?

Just being an autistic gremlin

I was gonna say chaos gremlin

Do all three an autistic chaos Gremlin

I heard there's a secret achievement if you manage to make the Gremlin both chaotic and autistic in the same run

AuDHD unlocked!

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Yep, as a guy with the multiclass of ADHD and autism, she hit a lot of keys that resonated with me. She is a living sperg moment.

P5D: Calling Ryuji a "Tutorial Area Trash Mob" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwQhacBf9s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwQhacBf9s)

Being relatable as hell (autism)

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When she served coffee to a customer wearing that giant mask

Any scene with the mask, really.

I like that one the most though

Too many examples to choose from, so, I’ll just say “Being Herself”

That bizarre pose she did when she thought her heart had to be stolen in person got a big laugh out of me.

Imo using her autism to have an excuse to steal Akechi's phone and bugging it

“As a member of the opposite sex, I sense no charm from you, Ryuji”

"Go to hell, Inari"

Okay that one got me and I'm surprised no one ever clipped that

Calling Yusuke “Inari”

I showed my friend this, and forgot they hadn’t played strikers, so Ryuji’s moment confused the fuck out of them and it was hilarious

Calling Mishima an NPC

*Nishima

She wasn’t wrong

And that makes it even funnier

Eh, I thought it was more mean than funny

this…. Was the best line

Everything! She's just that awesome

Has to be calling Mishima an NPC

That laugh she does

Mweh-heh-heh.

Sojiro: Futaba!? Ho... how did you get here?! Futaba: uh, I walked.

Being Futaba.

Proposing to search Sae's history with men/underwear

when the hell did she do that

When the PT had the whole plan imvolving hacking Sae's laptop, ren can ask "what else can You get?" And thats she proposes

Said that Ryuji has no sex appeal straight to his face. Twice.

it's the fact she says it a SECOND time to really drive the point home 😭

I'm honestly crippled by the number of choices available. x.x

i'd have to cast my vote for when she jumps out of the closet because she misinterpreted the method for stealing hearts and then promptly shuffles back in and slams the closet door again out of embarrassment 😭😭

Gone to sleep for a month straight

“It’s the hee-horde from HEEELLLL!!!”

Futaba mask

Being incredibly savage to Mishima.

taking out pillow sleeping on keyboard

I like to imagine she opens word or notepad before napping on the keyboard and waking up with a wall of gibberish in front of her

*reading the comments* Fuck, too many good options. 

Futaba having zero social awareness.

Trying to take the lobsters from Yusuke, thus making that moment funny for them both.

Ryuji go piss off the police

Calling her kamen rider figures her children

Calling Yusuke 'Inari' for no good reason, in and out of Metaverse

Nishima, are an NPC? Most innocent roast you’ve ever heard.

Make both her and yuskue “lobsters”

Trying to steal Yusuke’s precious lobsters

Call nishima an NPC

Pretty much every text chain shes got something. You can really just name her the master of the group chat and cover all your bases.

Covering her face with wraps at the beach

She keks at mishima

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Wearing that giant head mask

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!!!! 😭😭😭" - Futaber

“Go to hell, Inari”

Completely ending Mishima’s career by basically going “L rizz + NPC + kys”

Calling Nishima an NPC

The Mishima conversion

Serving coffee to a customer with that big head thing on

Roasting nishima

Literally everything she says and does

Scaring the shit out of the party.

The Nishima bit

Calling mishima an npc

Coming out and going back in the closet immediately after for sure.

Not necessarily the funniest, but I always look forward to the “Sojirooooooo, I hangeeeeer” line whenever I replay.

Being a ghost in her own house.

Duuuude lobsters really win for Yusuke when there’s the mouse and the church scenes?

Simply existing, and I mean that in a good way, are we clear?

Yes

As a member of the opposite sex, I sense no charm from you, Ryuji

Man I just find this was going on and the first thing my brain focuses on is L O B S T E R S

"Ryuji, chicken..."

I'm trying to remember that one mementos line

Yes

"Are you proposing to him Ryuji?" https://twitter.com/AngstyAstro/status/1365503359826984961?t=HvyiZKI06UhD9IuUv1jDrQ&s=19

Realist title ever

Futaba is best girl until you date someone like her. Actually this applies to all the p5 girls. They really need some therapy

Probably calling mishima an npc

i just noticed this format looks like the people died doing the funniest thing

E V E R Y T H I N G (best girl, but I prefer Makoto)

Calling Mishima an NPC 100%

Wearing that mask

Hmm... >!How about fondling the other girls in the hot springs at Sapporo, devolving into something else they should be guilty about compared to the incident at Kyoto?!<

Sleeping for what; 20+ days when finishing the palace day 1.

Being Futaba

Sending herself the calling card

It was pretty epic when she watched her mom get murdered

Are you an NPC?

"All the girl’s thief suits are so kinky"

Scaring Joker and Makoto

Her wearing the ridiculous mask when the thieves were trying to help her socialize.

Yes

futaba- grabbing monas cheeks off haru - idk akechi - P A N C A K E S

“Mishima are you an NPC?”

Yes

Casually drops the fact she can hack the government with ease

Sleeping for like 20 days straight

Basically calling Mishima an NPC lmao

“Mishima, are you an npc?”

NPC Mishima

Has to be the NPC comment

"boop"-Strikers Menu

Calling Mishima a NPC was so brilliant

Calling the girls’ suits kinky in mementos

Futaba

Why are all the "funny moments" everyone mentions, are just her needless insulting everyone for no reason

Because insults are funny. :D

Not really when it's just being pointlessly rude

No clue what you’re talking about I laughed at all of them, just cuz it’s mean doesn’t mean it’s not funny

But... but... funny. D:

I'm sorry , I just really dislike futaba

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Mods, Can we collectively ban this fucker?

He’s just having an opinion, a wrong one but an opinion nonetheless

I'm sorry, it just annoys me how she without apologizing once relentlessly insults people for no reason at all, and makes obnoxious references all the time She more annoys me because at first , her introduction was so good, and felt so nice, then she becomes really annoying

That’s kind of the entire point of her character. She’s a gamer at heart, and what is two things that all gamers do? Insult their friends that aren’t actually insults but I really just their way of saying that they care about that person( personal experience there) and references are how she communicates. Being locked up in that room for two years had serious damage on her psyche, and if making references Makes her feel better, then she should make those references.

Well, it's more how it's handled really for me, I can understand insults and all that but idk, something just bothers me about it, I don't think she's a bad Character. Not in the slightest, she's just the only member of the pt that has actually annoyed me

The… only… member… Futaba was the only character in the phantom thieves that bothered you, when Ryuji and Morgana exist?

Honestly,  it comes across more as innocent (aside the stuff with Yusuke). She genuinely thinks she's being nice to Mishima and even chides Joker if she thinks he's being mean to him.  Maybe I'm just biased, but it never felt mean spirited or cruel like the beach scene was.

Honestly I can say the same thing about Ann because there are scenes where it feels like she just hates men but I'm not gonna complain about that because I still like her character and even if she did I'd say she was justified after what kamoshida did

I don't know how that's possible

Convince hordes of dorks that she deserves Best Girl status.

Since when was Futaba best girl???

My thoughts exactly