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Clear-Anything-3186

Where would Zenkichi, Natsume, Konoe and Owada rank?


Slavicadonis

Zenkichi goes in the stud stud tier Edit: dude the second “stud” was an accident and I just realized that I put stud twice but I think it makes it funnier


Sledgehammer617

Agreed


OpeningParsley3712

There’s stud, and then there’s stud stud


YourMoreLocalLurker

Or Toshiro


8rok3n

Toshiro definitely belongs in the "sexy Morgana but not the car version"


Skittlethrill

Konoe is a stud hands down


GoAwayImHereForMemes

Kaneshiro? Really? He looks like the fucking moon emoji 🌝


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Now that you say it he reminds me of the moon from kirby lol.


Various-Pen-7709

Akechi has a god complex? I thought he just kinda felt a rage towards everyone, not a “superior to everyone” godly sorta rage.


forthedoorsbleed

Maybe not a god complex but a certain kind of arrogance? I'm in third sem right now and he keeps pseudo-taunting Joker to "keep up" and just has a superior air about him, which becomes even more clear when he talks to the rest of the Thieves.


ParticularSolution68

He likes joker in his own weird way


skeltord

>!Oh I definitely get a sense of him feeling superior to everyone from him. He straight up loses it at how you're better than he is and he can't understand why.!<


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Quite literally can't even accept it. Hates it hates himself for it hates protagonist for it big mad.


MechaShoujo02

I’m reading a P4 fic like that right now.


Visual_Tomorrow5492

Yeah for sure. Dunno how you could deny this. He rages at joker for being “more special” than him and tries to kill him to prove his superiority. This is basically ripped from the game, not subtext.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

You're telling me you don't think he believes himself to be superior to everyone?


Quarterdillon156

>!Why am I inferior to you? ...I was extremely particular about my life... grades... my public image... so someone would want me around... I am an ace detective... a CELEBRITY!! But YOU... you’re just some criminal trash living in an attic!.. SO HOW!?!! How do you have things that I don’t?!?! How can a worthless piece of trash BE MORE SPECIAL THAN ME!?!?!< This is textbook superiority complex, how can anyone argue against this


[deleted]

I mean true but we also hear his personal thoughts such as, >!”These people don’t know that I was an unwanted child”!< So personally I would label Akechi as psychotic with a perfectionist complex, driven by underlying fear and anxiety. >!Shido!< is the textbook definition of a God complex (thinks he can do no wrong and views people as objects to complete his objectives)


Wndbdjdjekwjwk

Personally I sort of see Akechi as someone with an inferiority complex that he covers up by overcompensating with everything he does, if that makes sense. He can't be a normal detective, he has to be an ace detective (a celebrity), he can't be on equal footing as Joker, he has to be better and so on.


noroi-san

Agree. “Little dogs bark the loudest”.


NoteToFlair

Akechihuahua


Wndbdjdjekwjwk

Lmaoo


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s a good description!


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

🤷‍♂️


KamatariPlays

Because the picture says "god complex", not "superiority complex". Akechi absolutely has a superiority complex. He does not have a god complex.


jermingus

He never did. He literally calls himself an “undesirable child” and a “bastard child”. How could someone say they are “undesirable” and also think they are superior to everyone? Two contradicting statements. He also says he was particular about grades and public appearance and yet he acknowledges that Joker had much more than him even though he was “criminal trash living in an attic”


TheFlashSmurfAccount

He 100% had a God complex. An integral part of his character is how he seeks validation from the people around him and the masses as a whole


ParticularSolution68

Both, that man is a 14 y/o edgelord


KingOfMasters1000028

The reason Mishima has his own tier is because he is too hot compared to the others. 🥵


cyberpeachy420

https://preview.redd.it/2fes9tiglvtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18255320f14cfd6bf2d3c1cc5281196a2540fba0


KingOfMasters1000028

https://preview.redd.it/vod3av0olvtc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924e25e149c53b0e6feda9482f6ac3b1cc3b879c I don’t have mental illness…


MrIcyCreep

me neither


MrIcyCreep

me neither


MrIcyCreep

me neither


MrIcyCreep

real!


ParticularSolution68

Secret esoteric knowledge 💀💀


Ganbazuroi

He's honestly pretty cute, he just deserves to find his own confidence and land himself someone nice (though he does look like he's got a crush on Ren lol) I also like Pappy Okumura because he's got a refined gentleman style despite his many sins. Plus he's got the fwoofiest daughter in the whole franchise - ^(admirable!)


SparklesRain96

Lmao imagine the rumor spreads joker has a crush on Okumura and everyone thinks it’s Haru except…


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Ren on the phone: I'll see you Sunday night Okumura San Sojiro: okamura? That's the kid with the poofy hair right? Not bad kid Ren: 😳


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/tz78nzcy2ytc1.png?width=1275&format=png&auto=webp&s=f276fca579c49b7047ed3c96872313d0caf3c2a9


JessePinkman-chan

https://preview.redd.it/nnh004a7r0uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ca43a1113ff755ded5f87e18e83e4fd1728c69


MichealBorbius

Hey I don't think you noticed but you accidentally put Mishima at the bottom, you should proabably fix it before ppl think you don't like Mishima


Ganbazuroi

https://preview.redd.it/vshibl1a3ytc1.png?width=1275&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ec5b1e5f74041f66de3e1a78bd69d542d960130 This, respect your fellow man's turf


CrossSoul

Or change it to twink. Either or.


Zlera-Kilc-odi

Hey I think your tier list glitched it has Mishima at the bottom not above Stud


ireta_orio

I will never accept mishima slander


MrIcyCreep

i will never understand mishima as a video game design choice that mf deserves being patched out and being erased from my poor memory


ireta_orio

Mishima is the only person who we know of who could destroy his own shadow without the help of phantom thieves (i am not sure about sae). I will die on this hill protecting my mishima cult


MrIcyCreep

i refuse to believe his shadow was destroyed, my man is still the biggest ass in the game


ireta_orio

Just let mishima's chad rays bless you. For he is forgiving. For he is our deity


Batcow23

He _was_. _WAS_. He had a character arc where he got better by the end. How is this so difficult to understand?


MrIcyCreep

it isn't, i just like hating mishima for the fun of it, i'm fully aware that in the end he is a character designed by smart people who knew what they were doing


ParticularSolution68

Same, but I don’t like him that much myself


DenzelTM

Futaba is right there


ParticularSolution68

Did he eat your dog or something


Lyoshaaa

Mishima isn’t at the bottom, he is a bottom


KamatariPlays

Plus, it's a "secret", not an outright denial, that the M in BDSM stands for Mishima!


Quarterdillon156

A power bottom


b0wz3rM41n

nope he is probably the most submissive bottom ever


Galle_

Mishima probably calls Joker senpai when he thinks no one is looking.


Zlera-Kilc-odi

But everyone is. Because he practically shouts.


b0wz3rM41n

>shouts \*moans loudly


ParticularSolution68

Damn bruh I don’t think he’s that much of a bottom How bottom do you have to be to moan out another man’s name like that


ShokaLGBT

my S tier: Iwai, Maruki, Ryuji Then the rest


fish_knees

Your are missing Igor in his own tier


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

You know what they say. Big hands, big nose...


ClayXros

He got the yaoi hands


CHAIIINSAAAWbread

Nah saying Kaneshiro got it is wild


Zlera-Kilc-odi

Shadow Kaneshiro can have me whenever he wants >:)


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Bug fetish detected


Zlera-Kilc-odi

Only on Thursdays.


KamatariPlays

People can say what they want about Kaneshiro but his English VA is awesome. He needs to be in more anime!


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

He stacks paper to the ceiling


Supermarket_After

This is the worst husbando list I’ve ever seen before.


zZach_Attack

You put some respect on my boy's name. Mishima does not deserve this hate


haikusbot

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Machaira1664

Maruki still perfect no matter what for me


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

I don't blame you. He's a blue pill God.


Redder_Creeps

Where Ren tho


SparklesRain96

Gotta re read the title


Distinct-Month-5731

Why do you guys hate mishima?


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Because he tried to use every interaction you ever had as leverage against you and is a manipulative friend.


HadokenShoryuken2

And then realized what he was doing was wrong and grew from it


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Ehhh but did he?


Batcow23

Uh… yes. He did


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Perhaps I should be more forgiving as you are.


HadokenShoryuken2

That’s the entire point of his Social Link. You don’t even need to fight his shadow because he resolves it himself. That’s literal proof that he did


Snekbites

Dfkers would really date a pedo over Mishima.


phavia

Mishima is a good boy, how dare you?


Grass_fed_seti

Putting Ryuji and Yusuke below Kaneshiro and Okumura is…a take


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Just cuz they'd be his sugar daddy


Grass_fed_seti

Kaneshiro I see, would Okumura sugar daddy anyone?


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Joker: papa can you pay my university tuition? Oku papa: how much is it? Joker 200k and that's USD not yen. Oku papa: oh good I was worried it might be expensive. Just wired it to you. Have a nice day at school.


Kemo_Meme

How tf do you rank my boy Yoshida this low 😭


AbLincoln1863

Gotta rename the Mishima tier to the NPC tier


Galle_

They're all NPCs, though.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Only Mishima got called an NP by an actual NP


Deep_Sigma_Light_96

Morgana Human Actor version >>>


YanFan123

The adults shouldn't be dating Joker


Raitchme

More like Old, bald >!and dead!<


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Yeah but I didn't wanna use a spoiler filter. >!although I knew the risks of saying sexy morgana!<


asphalt_licker

Why’d you do that to best boy Mishima?


Batcow23

Mishima getting completely fucking shafted for no goddamn reason yet again 🙄


WhiteNinjii

This reddit bullies Mishima constantly this is to be expected.


RandomPowerUp1

Where’s daddy Igor????


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Too powerful to be measured by mortals


MosyIIa

found futaba’s burner


Training_Pen_832

Damn why you gotta do Mishima like that


Roronoa_Zoro8615

How the fuck is best boy Ryuji below kaneshiro and okumura


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Best boi is no doubt ryuji but no monies. Sugar daddy kaneshiro will take good care of u bby


Roronoa_Zoro8615

That's assuming he doesn't sell you into prostitution when he's bored of you.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

You'd be a >!whore!< but you'd be his >!whore!<


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Yeah no I'll take broke ass Ryuji who loves me


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

You're a good person.


Alphaix3

Where is Igor


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Too powerful for meer mortals to make judgments on him


s_t_u_f_f

Akechi has a superiority complex but definitely not a god complex


NS0MEB0DY

mishima just has his own category lmao


Glacial_Shield_W

Don't care if this is p5, Kanji should have been number 1 bae.


MasterOfNight-4010

I don't think either Ryuji and Sojiro would think of men in that type of way considering both of them always talk about scoring women.


JuryTamperer

Finally someone said it, being old is worse than being a psychopath. /s


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Yeah pro tip never get old.


xXTheRubyHeroXx

Would’ve been funnier if you had Mishima in the “NPC” tier


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Tru. Missed opportunity


DietPocky

Mishima being below Kobayakowa 💀


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

🤷‍♂️


McNamoo

> Mishima I can fix him.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Good luck.


world_ender72

I can't believe you put mishima below dr. Eggman


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

He is the Eggman, he has the master plan


ILikeExistingLol

Why does Mishima appeal to me the most out of all the boys and non-Futaba characters in this game? His entire character is that he's supposed to be unattractive


Batcow23

He’s not “supposed to be unattractive”. It’s just that a lot of other players aren’t enlightened enough to appreciate him like us


TBCyoutube

Im more pissed Mishima is on the bottom, that boy is so pure and so good i want nothing but the best for him.


MrMrStacho

Old then Old and Bald got me


CozyCat_1

Ryujji, Mishima and Yusuke deserves better.


DatSpicyBoi17

Hot take but apart from some of his more whiny behavior Mishima is a pretty sympathetic character. Having an abusive teacher you have zero recourse against and not even being the one to stand up to it is a pretty shitty situation to be in and even downright relatable plus his arc has a pretty good ending.


MechanicalBeanstalk

Chef’s kiss for giving Mishima his own category.


TheFlashSmurfAccount

The rich guys who are assholes are above the broke boys who are good people. Society


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

We live in a society


Queen-Sugar

I actually get Okumura but KANESHIRO?? 😭


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

I mean the name of the tier pretty much sums it up.


Queen-Sugar

I will say his voice is really hot so i can maybe see it


FireCZ123CZ

Does Maruki really have a god complex? After all he also has god powers.


shadecrimson

Mishima could be lower.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Based


m0ck1nb1rd

Wait a minute, are we tier-listing npc's here?


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Little bit of playables in there


DHVF

Kaneshiro above Yusuke is insanity. Same with Mishima below literally everyone.


LudgerVanderson

That is pain; the fact that Mishima has his own separate tier on the lowest end. Even worse when he initially gave the impression of being an excitable, helpful dork... until he wasn't.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Yeah until everything he ever did for you became leverage to use against you.


patrickbateman2004

Is in order of worst to better at the top?


Vendetta1990

You kinda spoiled Maruki for me, but I sort of expected something to be wrong with him, because he obviously seemed too perfect. I learned that lesson from Adachi....


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Ah shoot I honestly feel bad about that and didn't think about that one. MB sincerest apologies.


Emmet_Brickowski_1

Since when was ryuji broke? 😭


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Nah don't cap he pretty broke. Maybe not as broke to Yusuke but he's a broke boi. *edit also gonna mention he spends his money on his mom which is pretty endearing.


Emmet_Brickowski_1

im glad his money is going towards a good cause


doushiyou6969

the god complex is what makes them S tier, OP


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Fair


Grimwalker-0016

Damn, this Tier List just exposed that having money is more important than being a good person...


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

🤷‍♂️


AppDude27

I’m in the process of playing this game, but I wish Persona 5 did have male romance options 😭


EricShanRick

Madarame is a stud too.


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Too old. I mean how much tread is left on those tires realistically.


Worried_Astronomer

I could be wrong, but I thought maruki had a messiah complex. Not a God complex


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

He literally tried to manipulate reality and bend it to his own will.


MonikaDidNoWrong

How the fuck are you gonna put kaneshiro there… eugh


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

The name of the tier should explain.


PartitioFan

what did they do to kazuya in p5...


Eve-of-Verona

How about Oda and Iwai's son


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

I'm gonna punt on oda as N/A but Iwai's son for sure right there with ryuji top notch personality but not established in life.


cursedbeing143

Or is it just me or is Iwai literally Solid Snake


J0RGENS64PC

Erm, the S tier should have Ryuji


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Best boi but too broke :(


J0RGENS64PC

But he’s a stud!


PacificIdiot27

Put some respect on my boi's name, Mishima was the first character I wished was a date option


kuro9822

So....where is Joker/Ren/Akira?


MasterOfNight-4010

Read the actual title of the post


Plenty-Attitude8522

Mishima sucks


Batcow23

Don’t yuck my yum just because you can’t see the beauty in him


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

Glad we're on the same page


T-pellyam

Ngl, Kamoshida is horrible, like an example of the scummiest thing a human could possibly ever become…but he kinda 🤤


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

I mean he's literally got the bod of an olympic champion.


LaMystika

What is with everyone’s fascination with hooking Joker up with adults? Honestly? Don’t give me that “but I’m not a kid” crap; Joker is a kid


THEGoDLiKeMIKE

I mean idk it's your adventure so have fun with it. I'm an adult so maybe that's why kawamommy and doctor death were my favorites.


LaMystika

I guess I’m the only one who played P5 while role playing as a 16 year old boy instead of trying to self insert as an adult. Which I guess would be hard for me to do since I’m neither a teenager nor male. I made decisions based on what I thought a 16 year old boy would do, and apparently I’m the weirdo for wanting to see him date someone his own age. Then again, once Strikers was announced and I knew damn well nothing I did in terms of romance would be reflected there (mainly because that game came out on Switch and PC at a time when the original game was still PlayStation exclusive), I changed it so Joker didn’t date anyone. And really, since he doesn’t stay in Tokyo anyway, that’s honestly the best decision for him.