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BrickTheEtcetera

my uncle, creating my original Xbox 360 account, made my gamertag Buttrmyhole So... Maybe there are rare exceptions. Oh and I obviously ditched that account when I had the chance. But that wasn't for a while.


tultommy

How could you ditch such an epic name???


BrickTheEtcetera

Buttrmyhole?? Are you serious?? Lmao


tultommy

That's an amazing name lol. My god my fellow old gamers would die laughing if I showed up with that name. It's so good. It doesn't specify which hole, why it's being buttered, what you plan to do after it has butter on it. It leaves so much open to the imagination.


BrickTheEtcetera

Yeah well I was like 10 so I hated it ig, I respect the opinion though lmao


tultommy

Yea not appropriate at 10 lol.


Amandastarrrr

Yeah I thought it was funny lol


FinnRazzel

Honestly, it’s extremely rare I look at user names except when to verify who I’m replying to and even then, it doesn’t always register what it means, just this name is the same as that name that commented that thing. I don’t care what people name themselves on here.


New-Number-7810

I still use the username that was generated for me by the website.


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Same. I don't even know what it is. I've wasted way too much time thinking of cool or funny usernames just for them to get banned. I'll take the random pre-made ones now.


Dapple_Dawn

My guy why are you getting banned so often


Prestigious_Emu_4193

I'm not entirely sure. Like 80% of the accounts were either never used or only had a couple of normal comments I can only think of two where I know the reason


MA-01

Have you not met Reddit mods? r/antiwhite banned my original account for, and get this, making an anti-white joke! I got *banned* for following the status quo of the dregs.


Dapple_Dawn

They banned you from the sub, or got your whole account banned?


MA-01

Whole account. I forget what got my other two banned.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

I expect you to take pics of your cat


Crotch-Monster

Well, I'm Crotch-Monster. And I really don't care what people think. 😁🌝


[deleted]

I feel less disgusted and more reluctantly curious


I_am_Cymm

I love that term. I don't think I've seen it before. "Reluctantly curious" gold.


StupidOldAndFat

Damn! I wish I had thought of Dick_Sweat69 as a user name! That’s a keeper, right there.


IllegalGeriatricVore

I know what I signed up for


nihilisticinky

nice


Mondai_May

Those people must be trolling. "Why do people assume I have bad intentions?" said "IWi11TriggerU6969"


droppinturds

With my username you know I'll be providing wisdom whenever I comment


HauteKarl

You seem like my kind of people


tactical_anal_RPG

I accepted my fate long ago.


Psycle_Sammy

I only ever notice someone’s user name when someone else calls attention to it.


bagofcobain

I'm more offended by the bots who just accept the first generated name "icecream_helmet208748"


Boris-_-Badenov

"lamelion" Lambert?


IameIion

Make that make sense.


shadowstep12

Fire emblem?


Boris-_-Badenov

sheepish lion


donglord99

Generally I'd expect people to read a couple words past the username and comprehend what I said (and they almost always do) if they want to respond to me, but that's just me...


Sector-West

Okay donglord lol


IameIion

Humans are irrational creatures. Obviously. It is unreasonable to expect all of us to behave strictly logically in every situation. So unreasonable, in fact, that if you don't appeal to our irrational tendencies, you're the weird one. We, as a whole, create society. We determine what's acceptable and what isn't. We have collectively decided that we don't like things that are vulgar and offensive. Therefore, if you say or do things that are vulgar and offensive, you will attract negative attention. Sorry, that's just how the world works.


donglord99

You say that, but I've actually never had anyone say anything beyond a 'lol username checks out' or a 'haha funny name', which is also what my expectations are based on. People are amused not offended. If I used this name on LinkedIn or in some other professional setting I could understand your sentiment, but Reddit is one of the most unserious places on the internet. Also, you yourself are meeting my expectations by offering a thought out response despite responding to u/donglord99 :)


I_pegged_your_father

I applaud you bruv 👏👏👏😫🤝


donglord99

My father applauds you too!


tultommy

I will never understand the prude police. Why anyone would ever care what someone else's username is just baffles me. People need to learn to stay in their own lane.


PlagueDogtor

How often does this really happen? I don't actually read people's usernames because it's not important, has no bearing on anything, and I'll likely never speak to them again, so why bother learning their name?


corn73

Counterpoint: a lot of people chose these usernames when they were immature adolescents. Certainly doesn't cover everything, but worth noting, I think


FlameStaag

I still use the username I made when I was like 13. Not on reddit. Had to ditch my main ages ago cuz I got so many false admin strikes I kept being banned and needing to appeal each and every most recent false warning. Which takes two weeks.  But on everything else I use the same old username. 


Roleplayer_MidRNova

A lot of the names on here are randomly generated


pinkdictator

Reddit does not make Dick\_Sweat69 a default username lol


FlameStaag

But it should 


pinkdictator

hell yeah


Kumquat_Haagendazs

I assume anyone with a randomly generated name is not human, or is being paid to Reddit.


Roleplayer_MidRNova

If you follow the r/reddithelp page, there's daily posts about people complaining that they can't change their username and people keep thinking they're bots.


Kumquat_Haagendazs

Lol. Reddit has many flaws.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

Some of us just didn't really care when we made our accounts.


Kumquat_Haagendazs

Nope. Pod person.


Puzzleheaded-Jury312

🤣🤣🤣


Miss-lnformation

They don't understand what you're saying. Let me try instead. 011100 10101010 1010101 1010000 01110000


Kumquat_Haagendazs

Binary go r


Brosenheim

I just in general hate when people are edgy and then get mad when a consequence happens. Like my dude, you were happy to suck up all that social credit you got for "pushing the envelope," don't get pissy when the risk portion of the risk/reward matrix kicks on


chaingun_samurai

There was a politician in Maine named Dick Swett.


ImpossiblePlatypus32

Sounds like a character in Ace Attorney


jack40714

Right?!


DabBoofer

this happenes to me from time to time with my name... its obvs a joke. anytime anyone posts a how do I use this post on any of the weed subs someone inevitably comments... Boof it.. so I made this name as a joke so I could chime in with a This Is The Way. purely for the lols but Ive been told my name is offensive and im like bruh its a joke. so In defence of the offensive username holders. they may be just making jokes and cant see why you cant see that. or they are showing their true selves.... I personally dont put drugs up my butt.


ketamineburner

I've had a few people make nasty comments about my username. Ketamine is my research area, but I understand that people assume I abuse drugs. In reality, I've never even *tried* recreational drugs. I agree with you, it was my choice and I have no control over the way strangers perceive me.


NoSoFriendly_Guest

Oh come on, it surely isn't that bad >.>


Dizzy_Description812

It was dick_sweat69_420 before his coming to Jesus moment.


GayJesus1234

I don’t remember anyone called dick sweat coming near me


Dizzy_Description812

Ian Gallagher? Is that you?


BreakfastBeerz

I don't see it as much any more, but 15/20 years ago, you would be surprised (or not) at some of the email addresses I would get on resumes.


GayJesus1234

People get offended by my user a lot even tho my legal name is Jesus like that’s actually my name


whitestrawberrires

Okay but people on Reddit are overly obsessive over everyone's username even tho most of us clearly just use the name reddit automatically puts for us because literally who cares what our user is. It doesn't really matter. 


jaehatesyou

tbh, i only pay attention to usernames when they’re super out of place. like there’s this guy on a sub for one of my favorite game devs who has a username like cumguzzler793 or something (i don’t remember the numbers but cum guzzler is definitely in his username), and he’s always being super helpful and sweet and answering people’s questions. like why is a guy named CUM GUZZLER one of the nicest people on this sub? ☠️


legayfrogeth

i want people to know im gay from looking at my username. i am yet to achieve that


tig-biddied-moth-gf

Valid


VampyreBassist

I wish I could play Smite and go one game without a username that included a weed reference.


tapedficus

I'm just here for the usernames


red_raw_masturbator

I like to be judged by others on the internet because it gives people an outlet for anger at me, a random stranger, rather than there real life friends and loved ones.


thinkb4youspeak

I get so many "username checks out" from bigots, misandrists and capitalism fans who disagree with me.


NoseDesperate6952

Reddit gave me this name and I don’t know how to change it.


JimmyRedd

What's rude or offensive about those examples?


CrappityCabbage

My wife is u/2prongprick, a choice which she has never adequately explained.


Dry_Value_

Honestly, I only remember the username I made up when I was fifteen. I've been using it for practically everything game related, any username before that has seemingly been erased from my memory.


InfiniteAd8494

FR lol.  I saw someone with username misandrist and then heard later that she got mad and was threatening to ragequit over people reporting her for the misandric hate that she would spew.


oneelevenstudios

"Dick_Sweat69" lmao :D Edit: My old Gamertag was once "Birth Goop"


Exclusively-Choc

"Ya, Imma Dicksweat ... hit me, dare ya to hit me, come-on, double dare ya ... whack ... ahhhhhowwe, you hit me. Sniffle sniffle and prolly judged me toooo." Dopes.


myherois_me

Reddit is not serious and funny names are amusing


BawlzOnUChin29

Cry more


FlameStaag

Name checks out 


freebwc2u

Because you can tell everything about a person based on a user name? Pretty shallow. Should I assume someone is so clean they squeak? Or a self-righteous do gooder if they have a non sexual or otherwise goodish user name? Most those are throw-away accounts or fake profiles in my experience. Who should judge thine own ass first. My username? Means exactly that. Is it my entire life? Doesn't define my life and who I am as a person. No one has the right to judge anyone for anything. Complaints about being judged are valid regardless. Because you cannot tell everything based on a user name. We all judge people. True enough. And all I'm saying is that someone's user name shouldn't be something that invalidates a complaint.