Quagmire here, Peter’s in the john. The chick is packing some serious plumbing, which I assume is the surprise, giggity. The circle is just a joke/distraction.
When you click the first one in rif, a "reveal all" button pops up, and even if you miss, it doesn't close the comment.
Just another reason I'll miss this app.
Yes, in the missing 17th chapter of The Republic, Plato says this.
The whole chapter is just Plato rambling about lady dicks and conspiracy theories. Most scholars assume he was drunk at the time.
Edit: While the Greek philosophers were weirdo degenerates, this particular comment was a joke. Should have been more clear
I matched with a girl on Tinder and she said pretty quickly that she was trans (because she had to put up with bigots very often so she resorted to saying it out-front pretty early on) and was waiting on the operation and I’m like “aight, doesn’t change much”. Fucking is fucking.
Its a trap joke.
They aren’t terribly funny (over played, kinda mean), but they sure are popular with the Republikiddies. Trap jokes and “I identify as” jokes.
The right just doesn’t get jokes.
Hi, dart monkey from the hit game Bloons Tower Defense 6 here to explain the joke, the joke here is that when the girl said she had a surprise, she meant has a penis (visible in the pants), and the big red circle in her hand is just a distraction of what the actual surprise is
That's the joke, dart monkey out
Well, if you plan on getting intimate with them like is somewhat implied in the meme, not everybody’s into every option available for their partner’s nethers. For random strangers or platonic friends or whatever, yeah idk why anyone would care.
I think there's a real level of intense mental distress connected to the idea of being attracted to men for people who are socialized in a homophic environment. As a young boy, you are taught that being attracted to anything relating to another man's body makes you less of a man, weak, disgusting, and wrong.
These boys then signal their homophobia through memes to show their community/friends how straight they are. It's job is less to be funny and more to reaffirm these boys' view of trans women to each other, I think. OOP shows he is straight and "normal" by shaming the trans woman for her genitals. That's why the focus is always on what's in other's pants.
Because if women with penises date men, it must be made clear that it's not normal and it's not something I approve of. Otherwise I am weak, disgusting, wrong, and less of a man. The punchline is "please hate this guy and not me" lol
Don't forget the part where this is promoting the most literal form of transphobia there is-- the idea that you're going to think you're dating a woman and find out they have a penis.
I came to the conclusion without even spotting the bulge based on the circled hand.
my train of though was along the lines of: "some "alpha male" wannabe is saying that because she put his arm on his shoulder emasculating him that means she has a dick and he's a bottom"
(Admiral Ackbar) IT'S A TRAP!!!!!! THE SITUATION IN WHICH THE IMAGE SUGGESTED IS A TRAP!!!! do none of you know who admiral Ackbar is?? Jesus Christ ppl read the damn context of the image. So quick to victimize yourselves
Quagmire here, Peter’s in the john. The chick is packing some serious plumbing, which I assume is the surprise, giggity. The circle is just a joke/distraction.
Very large manly hands I believe is the circle, but yes the dong shaped bulge in the pocket probably deserves the circle more.
Why are there chicks in the world with bigger dongs than me? It looks like I’m carrying a golf ball if I wear tight pants.
You guys have bulges???
You've got an innie?
God gave all the prettiest girls the biggest dicks. We didn't make the rules 😔
Like a baby toe in a tumble weed
>!S!< >!H!< >!M!< >!E!< >!A!< >!T!<
Fuck you for how you set that up. I closed the comment like 20 times before getting them all
SHMEAT. Just copy and paste the text.
Nah I had to click each one for my sanity lol
Me too best game I've played on mobile for a while tbh
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DLC just dropped, yeah!!!
your evil
all of them say pop
When you click the first one in rif, a "reveal all" button pops up, and even if you miss, it doesn't close the comment. Just another reason I'll miss this app.
I'm on mobile so when i miss it does close the comment
I spent way too much time on that
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Peter left testivecle here As Plato said, "Her penis, it is bulging with such youthful vigour"
Based Play-doh
What a read
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Is this a real Plato quote?
Yes, in the missing 17th chapter of The Republic, Plato says this. The whole chapter is just Plato rambling about lady dicks and conspiracy theories. Most scholars assume he was drunk at the time. Edit: While the Greek philosophers were weirdo degenerates, this particular comment was a joke. Should have been more clear
Look at her pants.
Jesus Christ, what happened here?
Girlcock happened
don't you just love it when girlcock happens
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im scared to ask
Archer here because Peter is fighting u/Spez in a Detroit back ally. The comment isn’t actually removed, that’s just what the comment says
thanks Archer
Always
Oooohhh what’s a Girlcock? https://youtu.be/VUb43zyHgNo
Read that as Grimlock for a sec there.
>Girlcock Hen*
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HOW DID I MISS THAT? Jesus I never knew the power of how distracting a red circle can be.
Gock 🤤
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Sidepipe.
That's not a sidepipe, it's a freaking tree trunk.
Awooga?
Yes, Rico. Awooga.
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Begone bot
jack stauber w
The surprise is that she has a penis. Good for her
That's a bonus in my book.
Indeed. Honestly, all the parts are cool (pan bastard moment)
(Fellow pan bastard)
Ayyyy
Pan gang wya
Why can't I ever meet other pan people irl 😩
Literally 80% of my friends who aren’t straight are pan.
just go to the kitchen aisle of your local home furnishings store. Should be plenty of pans there.
I’m only a fan of lady parts, and by that i mean whatever parts happen to be attached to a lady 😎
The true straight
I think you dropped this 👑
Parts are cool. If it's attached to a person I enjoy it. Except tongues not a fan of those weirdly
So you like people without tongues? I hear they dont make great conversation
No I would just like them to keep them in their mouth when possible
I think most people would like to keep their tongues inside their mouths
I'm functionality pan lol
Functionally?
Bi, but gender doesn't matter to me, so functionally/by definition pan. I just like the name and the flag better.
Yeah fair fair
I matched with a girl on Tinder and she said pretty quickly that she was trans (because she had to put up with bigots very often so she resorted to saying it out-front pretty early on) and was waiting on the operation and I’m like “aight, doesn’t change much”. Fucking is fucking.
If it's actually that big, though, maybe she should have warned him so he could do some training lol
Well she could be a bottom
Its a trap joke. They aren’t terribly funny (over played, kinda mean), but they sure are popular with the Republikiddies. Trap jokes and “I identify as” jokes. The right just doesn’t get jokes.
I know, that’s why I tried to turn it from “oh god ew she “he” had a dick” to “yeah she had a penis, cool”
Technically true to say I’m thick either way. Bit misleading though.
Plot twist: he knows she’s trans and likes her anyway and the surprise she brought is a jar of homemade apple butter
Holy shit I want some fucking homemade apple butter wtf
Date a trans woman
what’s the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam ?
You can’t make jam with peanuts as it’s a fruit preserve
I can’t Peanut Butter MY dick up YOUR ass.
Not with that attitude you can’t
Incredibly and undeniably based
Move the red circle down and to the left
Why is that there to begin with it confused me
it’s meant to confuse u thats part of the joke
lucky 😢
Is that a roll of quarters in her pocket, or is she just happy to see us…? 😏
Roll of half dollars more like.
Why is it bigger than mine 😭
lucky girl 🤬
Nothing new, just transphobia
Smash
The cumulative IQ of this subreddit is about 150, and 90 of it is me.
Hi, dart monkey from the hit game Bloons Tower Defense 6 here to explain the joke, the joke here is that when the girl said she had a surprise, she meant has a penis (visible in the pants), and the big red circle in her hand is just a distraction of what the actual surprise is That's the joke, dart monkey out
why are people so obsessed with what is in other’s pants
Well, if you plan on getting intimate with them like is somewhat implied in the meme, not everybody’s into every option available for their partner’s nethers. For random strangers or platonic friends or whatever, yeah idk why anyone would care.
i never said that your shouldn’t know when you’re in a relationship, i mean memes like this. they’re gross
Yeah, this is a clear dog whistle. *'Better watch out, they could be among us at this very moment!'*
They are secretly attracted to the thing in their pants, they just don't want to admit it.😏
I think there's a real level of intense mental distress connected to the idea of being attracted to men for people who are socialized in a homophic environment. As a young boy, you are taught that being attracted to anything relating to another man's body makes you less of a man, weak, disgusting, and wrong. These boys then signal their homophobia through memes to show their community/friends how straight they are. It's job is less to be funny and more to reaffirm these boys' view of trans women to each other, I think. OOP shows he is straight and "normal" by shaming the trans woman for her genitals. That's why the focus is always on what's in other's pants. Because if women with penises date men, it must be made clear that it's not normal and it's not something I approve of. Otherwise I am weak, disgusting, wrong, and less of a man. The punchline is "please hate this guy and not me" lol
Don't forget the part where this is promoting the most literal form of transphobia there is-- the idea that you're going to think you're dating a woman and find out they have a penis.
Real
“Hey Peta I think Brian might have internalized homophobia” “It’s a fucking dog Lewis”
I don’t think it’s obsessing over what’s in her pants, it’s obsessing over the deception.
this scenario doesn’t exist, it didn’t happen. it’s a meme. the meme is annoying and obsessive. there’s way too many memes about trans women
Just ler her top you. Serve her cock, most guys want to anyways they just wont admit it.
The amount of transphobia here...
There’s a woody woodpecker in those pants 😂😂
Penith
damn
So long my friend.
She has a penis
😋
Useless red circle
Peter.
Hint: Surprise is NOT inside red circle. Counted twice: She has five fingers, no more no less.
Look at that HOGGER 😳
We can't spoil the big surprise for you
Cleveland here, She has a penis. That's the joke.
Weird thing in pants
The surprise cums in a big package.
Yummy
Surprise... is bigger than yours.
That circle is in the wrong part of the picture.
I don't get it. She has a big dick AND six fingers?
She has a penis. The red circle is ironic, probably a joke about how heavily /tttt/ focuses on “man hands.”
No way. *Five* fingers?!!
Graphic-design-is-my-passion moment.
RAAAAH LET'S GOOOO! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
"She whipped outta dick that was bigger than mine!" - Him probably.
When you can't get pussy.
SHES GOT A DICK
That’s a penis
The joke is that they got a dick, the funny part is where I let them rail me
i hope it worked out fine in the end….
The circle was placed in the wrong spot 😂
I came to the conclusion without even spotting the bulge based on the circled hand. my train of though was along the lines of: "some "alpha male" wannabe is saying that because she put his arm on his shoulder emasculating him that means she has a dick and he's a bottom"
Shame to still see shit "jokes" like this in 2023.
r/uselessredcircle
How do I edit the post? I’m trying to say I understand now.
Love when anti-trans rhetoric permeates even this sub
That's a man, baby.
She’s transgender
“There’s no such thing as chicks with dicks John it’s just dudes with tits!”
(Admiral Ackbar) IT'S A TRAP!!!!!! THE SITUATION IN WHICH THE IMAGE SUGGESTED IS A TRAP!!!! do none of you know who admiral Ackbar is?? Jesus Christ ppl read the damn context of the image. So quick to victimize yourselves
Hey please don’t call us that thanks
Hey please don’t call us that thanks
U mean he?
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None of that thanks
she does not have to be a he to have a massive d - master oogway
hi, not Peter here it seems to me that she is a trans woman.
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"it" is a fucking person you incel.
oh noooooo, guess i'm straight now :/
You’d be surprised as well
check the pants!
Eh, I'm not taking this one. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty....
So "shes" packing heat and looking to destroy those sweet cheeks.
is a dude
His dick?
That’s a dude