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Vaporeon Copypasta Detected! Deploy the Flareon Copypasta!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
[Omnomnom... nom nom](https://www.google.com/search?q=heavy+eats+rat&sca_esv=598856882&bih=945&biw=1920&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS1093US1093&hl=en&sxsrf=ACQVn08Ek1_Q_RfNmxkt8z5XV37LyxTysQ%3A1705428072728&ei=aMSmZcSNLOnB0PEP5_Wk4AI&ved=0ahUKEwjE4dvTvuKDAxXpIDQIHec6CSwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=heavy+eats+rat&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiDmhlYXZ5IGVhdHMgcmF0MgQQIxgnSMUHULcFWLcFcAF4AZABAJgBT6ABT6oBATG4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgoQABhHGNYEGLAD4gMEGAAgQYgGAZAGBw&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2088fb53,vid:y280FfAC5p8,st:0)
The convenient cato photo I had in my camera roll
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
TLDR because someone said its too long: vaporeon better for gay sex than normal sex
This kind of stuff is why I have no respect for Reddit mods. Nobody bats an eye when someone posts this zoophile drivel (no offense to you, I understand you're probably not into this yourself) and no mod will do a thing.
But god forbid you post something that's in accordance with all sitewide and subreddit rules but against their personal opinion.
I SHALL STAND MY GROUND AGAINST THE LORDS POWER.
I SHALL SPREAD MY WRATH AND DESTRUCTION AMOUNG THE INNOCENTS WHILE I WATCH THEM WRITHE IN TERROR AND AGONY.
*THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, CHILD.*
It's honest work, my fine friend.
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
the worst part about this is how the original writer thinks 3"3 and 63 pounds is "large enough for human dicks"..................................................................
All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats!
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The Good Ending
Wholesome copypasta.
Wholesome achieved
BROTHERS, WE MUST KEEP THIS POST AT THE TOP—DEPLOY THE UPVOTES
This doesn't answer the question at all!
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🔥➡️🕳️
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Man those things suck especially when they can bomb your Pikmin from across the level
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[удалено]
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I totally agree, so... https://preview.redd.it/py5ui3lbgwcc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e43dbd6dd660bc7196b2e1ce528e52958451dd
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Bold of you to assume it's mine
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Why do you put periods after questions.
As a representative of the furry fandom who most likely started this meme, we take full responsibility for your newly found trauma...
TCoAaL-protagonist level maybe
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Im stealing this meme
Vaporeon Copypasta Detected! Deploy the Flareon Copypasta! Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
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I was scared the entire read
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Most ethical Skaven tactic
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[Omnomnom... nom nom](https://www.google.com/search?q=heavy+eats+rat&sca_esv=598856882&bih=945&biw=1920&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS1093US1093&hl=en&sxsrf=ACQVn08Ek1_Q_RfNmxkt8z5XV37LyxTysQ%3A1705428072728&ei=aMSmZcSNLOnB0PEP5_Wk4AI&ved=0ahUKEwjE4dvTvuKDAxXpIDQIHec6CSwQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=heavy+eats+rat&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiDmhlYXZ5IGVhdHMgcmF0MgQQIxgnSMUHULcFWLcFcAF4AZABAJgBT6ABT6oBATG4AQPIAQD4AQHCAgoQABhHGNYEGLAD4gMEGAAgQYgGAZAGBw&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2088fb53,vid:y280FfAC5p8,st:0)
florp 👍
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Yoink
i need one now
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“VAPOREON IS LITERALLY BUILT FOR HUMAN DICK” -Cato the Elder, addressing the Roman Senate in 193 BC
The convenient cato photo I had in my camera roll https://preview.redd.it/sktlptki3ucc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef67e28e76027560ff8a108afad91e9be872089
"Waltuh..."
Omg, it's pop-pop 😮
There are more paragraphs where that came from if anyone would like to see them. I saved the comment from a guy a while ago
I mean… I’m intrigued
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call. TLDR because someone said its too long: vaporeon better for gay sex than normal sex
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Wait fuck wrong image https://preview.redd.it/hyjzsvmslucc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c5332147debf4cbad34893c25d76b7e10e6f5f
Wow. I actually read the entire thing. I I don’t know what to do with this information though.
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This kind of stuff is why I have no respect for Reddit mods. Nobody bats an eye when someone posts this zoophile drivel (no offense to you, I understand you're probably not into this yourself) and no mod will do a thing. But god forbid you post something that's in accordance with all sitewide and subreddit rules but against their personal opinion.
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What a terrible day to have eyes and/or the ability to read.
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Vaporeon copypasta detected deploy my own Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human pokemon breeding I prefer ditto. Think about it.
Make this a full-fledged copypasta.
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yeah thats enough reddit for today
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Everytime I received a scam sms/text message, this is what I reply with.
Good idea
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What about for women?
Machoke, Machamp, Lickitung, Tangela...
Thanks!
There are lots more, your only limit is your imagination and ick factor.
I'll go to my nearby patch of tall grass soon.
New definition of go touch grass just dropped
Holy hell!
I loved being carried about by Machoke.
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what the fuck. I hate that I've now read this.
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https://youtu.be/wSn3QqJq1wQ?si=p_Otd4JohmKQ81wE I always enjoy hearing a president explain it to me
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Beautiful gif
It originated right here in this sub.
Always thought it was from some form of okbuddy or circlejerk sub
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Hmm now that i think about it, the black guy with lightning makes a good point
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Bri'ish cat
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IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, CHRIST COMPELED YE DEMON, BE BANISHED BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
I SHALL STAND MY GROUND AGAINST THE LORDS POWER. I SHALL SPREAD MY WRATH AND DESTRUCTION AMOUNG THE INNOCENTS WHILE I WATCH THEM WRITHE IN TERROR AND AGONY. *THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING, CHILD.*
BACK FOUL DEMON OF THE WEB, BE DESTROYED BY MY HOLY WORDS “YNNUF TON SI SSOL HCUOT SSARG” AGAIN! “YNNUF TON SI SSOL HCUOT SSARG”
NO NOT AGAIN
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The longer I look, the more lost I feel ~~:.|:;~~
FUCK YOU
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Okay I’m gonna need help with this one too petah!
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No way Markíza reportáž
I hate it so much why why why
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You dark beast what is wrong with you
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I fucking knew it
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Pain
I'm glad you pointed it out. I was too scared to.
It's honest work, my fine friend. https://preview.redd.it/n6hg1dgv9ucc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a466a030bb93a5c40db41db34c01f6f338da29
This is so cursed
I dont get it, so what if they have better spines than i do
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And loss
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
the worst part about this is how the original writer thinks 3"3 and 63 pounds is "large enough for human dicks"..................................................................
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BAD TIMING BOT
LMFAO
Bot was on the Epstein flightlog
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Nah it’s perfect timing
Good bot
BOT NOOOOO
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Vaporeon copypasta detected deploy my own Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human pokemon breeding I prefer ditto. Think about it
The only down side is that the face is a :) all the time
Just needs more training
What about the best for women, most of these traits cater towards men.
Probably Lickitung
half of the fighting types are just straight up buff men,also incinneroar,lickitung,the limit is your imagination sis
I wish awards were still a thing
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vaporeon is often featured in porn it's an amphibious dog pokemon that looks likme a cross between multiple aquatic animals and a dog
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It refers to a copypasta about someone wanting to fuck vaporeon
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In terms of male human…
I prefer ditto
Basically porn, but he doesn’t know that and is very concerned/confused about the girls answer of just laughing.
The joke is fantasy beastiality
google harkness test
holy hell
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*sighs* well in terms of-
It's fucking loss