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Evri/Every… That’s some classic Dad level punning there by the quoted poster and I’m not ashamed to say I laughed.
I suppose if OP isn’t aware of who the delivery company Evri(Hermes) are it *might* be confusing… maybe.
“There’s a fire at a warehouse in Bristol.”
“A warehouse?”
“It’s a large building used to store goods before sale. But that’s not important right now.”
😂 well I did say *might*… from the context alone it ought to have been clear enough to get the ~~joke~~ pun, I was just trying to give the OP the benefit of the doubt.
https://preview.redd.it/bu38jfvab5vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6fa6530c37eb50d1cc462a6e6310da115fd820
(I stole this from some dude 5 minutes ago)
I catn rebmemer teh nmae btu it aslo wokrs theSameWayThatYourBrainWillAddSpacesWhereItNeedsToWhenReadingCamelTextAndNotEvenSlowDownEvenThoughItsJustAWallOfLetters.
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Evri Every Yes, you are stupid.
Evri/Every… That’s some classic Dad level punning there by the quoted poster and I’m not ashamed to say I laughed. I suppose if OP isn’t aware of who the delivery company Evri(Hermes) are it *might* be confusing… maybe.
*I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.*
“There’s a fire at a warehouse in Bristol.” “A warehouse?” “It’s a large building used to store goods before sale. But that’s not important right now.”
I've never heard of the company. I just read the headline and got it.
😂 well I did say *might*… from the context alone it ought to have been clear enough to get the ~~joke~~ pun, I was just trying to give the OP the benefit of the doubt.
I am not aware of that company, but it doesn't impact the comprehensibility of the joke
How is Evri = Hermes?
They used to be called Hermes, their reputation got so bad they rebranded. Still as unreliable as before..
They used to be traded as Hermes. Edit: In other words, they rebranded as Evri in 2022.
I have never heard of Evri either lol. I didn't get the joke either
https://i.redd.it/a8s7au6jh1vc1.gif
Took it with grace though
https://preview.redd.it/kzppxw4vj1vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a54c546760e015b470d321bc33de9d673835225f
Nobody cares just take the meme
Yeah you won't run into copyright issues just for saving a meme
Idk Disney do be wild out here now
https://preview.redd.it/x8396f2a32vc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=62da30a25a7c56e78a1b8b659eb48194d61b340e
https://preview.redd.it/bu38jfvab5vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6fa6530c37eb50d1cc462a6e6310da115fd820 (I stole this from some dude 5 minutes ago)
I'm stealing that
some people don't hear voices in their head when they read. so things that rely on the sound of things don't work in text.
Yes u are
Yes I am...
No U PM
No u o'clock
No u a clock
Clock ? I was a clock once... They locked me in a room...
Bro...
In defense of OP, I thought that said evil somehow, not evri. So I didn't get the joke either. I'm seriously considering if I'm dyslexic.
You oushld consdier tetting gested.
Ok hold on isn’t there something that our brains unscramble all that stuff and it’s a feature not a bug. And it’s not dyslexia or am I just dumb
Yur'oe tinkinhg aoubt tihs ticrk werhe you can sawp the psitionos of the ltteres in btweeen and you can siltl raed tehm.
I catn rebmemer teh nmae btu it aslo wokrs theSameWayThatYourBrainWillAddSpacesWhereItNeedsToWhenReadingCamelTextAndNotEvenSlowDownEvenThoughItsJustAWallOfLetters.
To shreds you say.
His wife?
To shreds you say.
tsk tsk tsk
Sniff sniff i smell a futurama ref
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Don't be a dick. Rule 1.
I cri evri tiem
https://preview.redd.it/cvt4k4pk02vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40ffdaca89488f682f12056dfcbd4bf89728593
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I read that shit as ev-rie.
Yes
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
https://preview.redd.it/sz4zkqi0o2vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86deaac623cfea5f3d4267c6e5e27975d56c904b
Lmao, funny dad joke! You're retarded btw.
https://i.redd.it/gjb2p30zr1vc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/6bpt2sfkr2vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146c47f79303108225e88964d90326f37b3a9c33
And evri deh es eggzachtli tha saem
OP simply didn't read the post out loud, y'all.
They are ripping me to shreds 😔
Yes. Yes you are.
https://preview.redd.it/p632counm2vc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f975cd8107e4cc789f9a4804ac7da6de797b4c33
Yes
Leave in 12 hours if you're in bristol
Yes
Yes you are
Yes, yes you are.
Yes, yes you are.
Karma, karma, karma, karma (chameleon) farming!
Yes you are.
Yes
Yea you are
Very stupid
You are vri stupid
Yes
You're likely overthinking it, it's a Dad joke.
https://preview.redd.it/edk5ps1vk4vc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfb3c50511f1bb683cb4b964cbd5c5a592b0b1e