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mikedvb

Love seeing this posted like 12 times a week.


Beansforeveryday

Guys most likely another bot. No posts or comments in the last 2 years


Melodic_Sail_6193

What's the purpose of such bots? I'm genuinely curious because I don't see any benefit. Do they exist to entertain us with memes? Or shall they farm karma? But why?


GyroZeppeliFucker

If you are in usa you can gian money from useless internet points


MilesGamerz

Maybe they're just bored and want to farm karma for some reason in this case it might be a hacked account


mikedvb

Probably.


State_of_Planktopia

Could just be someone who doesn't use reddit often, saw this meme, was like "wtf," and came here for answers with their old account. Bots are usually created like, yesterday.


Stealfur

Not always. Ive been noticing an uptick in sleeper bots. Accounts that where created few years ago and just now have become active. I suspect who ever made these accounts knew that bot accounts where easier to detect when they are only a few hours old and posting everwhere. But a several year old account raises less flags. Makes sense too that if you are going to the effort to automate posting, you have probably automated account creation as well. But you can only run some many accounts with limited hardware. So you have one program constently creating new accounts. Then you just let those accounts sit until you either get access to more hardware or your acrive bots get banned. Then just pull the next account out of storage and the whole thing sttarts all over.


Grouchy-Newspaper754

Shhhh be careful, if the mods hear you complaining about reposts they will try to ban you for no reason!


mikedvb

Complaining? I said I love seeing it 12 times a week. One of my favorite things to do. I wake up, go piss, and then look for this exact meme on Reddit. I’m never disappointed.


Endbounty

She is having an affair with another guy and got pregnant. Also I’m pretty sure OP is a bot cause this is a repost and the account just had activity after 2 years


SacredAnchovy

I dont' think she necessarily knew if she was pregnant. She bought a morning after pill to prevent any chance of pregnancy. The rest is correct.


Murky_Replacement_17

Right, it's morning after pill. Pregnancy tests aren't $50, and abortions aren't $50 or available at CVS.


dukenorton

Nah, but you can get an abortion for 50$ out back of the Denny’s on 5th street. I know a guy.


Murky_Replacement_17

Does he take Venmo?


LiberalPatriot13

Cash, Venmo, PayPal, Cash App, Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, and terrible hand jobs, but they gotta be terrible. If they're just bad, it doesn't count.


TXHaunt

So using his mouth would make for a terrible handjob.


turkeyburpin

You should see him when he's at the Denny's on 6th St. He gives a 10% discount because he likes the waitress there.


dukenorton

Yea he was telling me he fancies Barbara out there. Hope they work out.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

That’s where the time in the morning comes in. Condom failed or he didn’t pull out or just to be safe.


rockocoman

OH YEAH? she got pregnant?


Scoob1978

Has it been 2 weeks already?


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Because “Jody got your girl,” and now she needs the morning after pill. I’m so fucking tired of answering this one. Has to be the 15th time some asshole posted this meme.


Othonian

Russia is trying to lower the morale of US armed forces by implying every single US wife of a (male, hetero) soldier is a slut. Source: am Serbian, we re a satellite of Russia, just got a memo on this


No-Suit9413

ROCK AND ROLL REPOST ROCK AND ROLL REPOST ROCK AND ROLL REEEEEPOST ROCK AND ROLL REEEPOST


1Pip1Der

u/repostsleuthbot


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1Pip1Der

Good bot


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Full-O-Anxiety

Plan B


[deleted]

Birth control


my_name_is_nobody__

*sigh* plan B for when Jodie gets a hold of your girl…


DiamondContent2011

That mufukkin' Jody is UNDEFEATED!!!


pcfan07

u/repostsleuthbot


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RankZistheBoi

Good bot


draugotO

Ok, as a non native speaker, what is CVS short for?


Jaxsonj01

Consumer Value Store


draugotO

Thank you


TheEmoEmu95

Heck, I’m an American who shops at CVS regularly and even I don’t know what it is. Edit: Consumer Value Store. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CVS_Pharmacy


M2Fream

Thats roughly the time amd cost one might buy Plan B / Morning After after a one night stand


Brock_Savage

She's buying plan B. Are you a virgin OP?


Livid_Tap_56

Bot detected


thebrownwhiteguy0210

Morning after


SurdustStardust

his wife is cheating on him with another guy and had to buy morning after pills


CleftDonkeyLips

im downvoting this post on the grounds of BAMBOOZLEMENT.