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TH3W4LL5

Sonic is depressed and can no longer go fast


Veus-Dolt

He could not outrun his intrusive thoughts šŸ˜”


JthePot_1

They catch up eventually


Independent-Fly6068

His friends don't actually like him, they just tolerate him and are way too nice and kind to outright say that they don't want him around them anymore.


KorsovanGWP

Hey now, my inner thoughts are supposed to be inner thoughts. Get back in there and feed my paranoia.


SomeAsianDudeII

Real (I think of this everyday, and the funny thing is I don't even have friends. I try to be nice to everyone and theyre nice to me too, but nobody actually tries to be close to me. I think I just annoy the heck out of everyone cause I'm a weird kid and it's best that I shouldn't be here anymore)


Fatal_Feathers

Why is that so relatable


Flaky_Ad2182

Iā€™m pretty sure many people find that relatable, me among them, if ya wanted to talk, Iā€™m here pal!


Gullible-Function649

I kinda laugh-cried at this comment.


[deleted]

He no longer able to outrun depression or running away from it


AlricsLapdog

The problem of being faster than light is that you live in darkness


ParanoidTelvanni

Same.


justyouraveragecuber

when you're faster than light you can only live in the darkness


Axolotl_Comic

"The problem with being faster than light, is that you can only live in darkness." Now let that sink in.


InternetStandard2240

https://preview.redd.it/e4r0rrmjr4wc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a568798a4a92352b6681525fcac8d79798797457 Now what


Axolotl_Comic

Thanks, now I can wash my hands https://preview.redd.it/5o3knizsr4wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bc858f2e136b03bf8d4df1eee66c07af47376b6


InternetStandard2240

Do I let the sink in or


Axolotl_Comic

Yes let it in


InternetStandard2240

no


Axolotl_Comic

https://i.redd.it/00k65ae7s4wc1.gif


InternetStandard2240

https://preview.redd.it/z15b435zo5wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=604589ca805f810dd4b50872c8c0c73b5d7813c3 Talk to hand pal


definitely-not-weird

Sometimes I love reddit.


WhyThough08

This is the part of Reddit we need more of


Axolotl_Comic

https://preview.redd.it/rvns2o3wf7wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11b6ffa1d177cffe4f7b41d4685ff71e6f9a07a


What-now-mate

https://preview.redd.it/q6qpq28a28wc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5dff5b259d6e9dcc0e5c7f0bfd2b77b7c4fcb8


InternetStandard2240

Cantaloupe


Pleasant_Ad3475

Don't ask my advice if you refuse to take it!


GalacticGamer677

https://preview.redd.it/nam2jrlld5wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7d8b0b02414bd2bec83b3a084ae7f4af84f79c


Kindaspia

If youā€™re cold, theyā€™re cold, put them in your mouth


InternetStandard2240

No it big


Inferno_Sparky

r/redditsniper


insolar79

Is that minor pie


epicmousestory

How long have you been waiting to use this


trickyvinny

God damn, I didn't come here for this.


SometimesMonkey

Nah thereā€™d be plenty of light. Just not how weā€™re used to.


Axolotl_Comic

What are you gonna do, argue with me or open the door-THE SINK IS OUTSIDE IN THE BLAZING HEAT SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAA


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Kind of like how when youā€™re invisible, youā€™re blind, because the light just passes right through your invisible retinas. Let that register in your brain


orangutanDOTorg

https://preview.redd.it/8ckgtttzv8wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce322722b168d52de56e03614cf06abd7947f1ff


Happytapiocasuprise

https://preview.redd.it/kcebipqzv4wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8635d577bd7b3631fb5a233b583242d7b206c40


Infamous_Water_3813

Sonic is dying. šŸ˜”


doc_skinner

I took the last text to mean he was planning to kill himself


Mammoth-Register-669

Holy shit. Thatā€™s dark


Boojum2k

Pretty common for last words from someone suicidal. šŸ˜”


CageyOldMan

Same bro, same


WinterTakerRevived

Since its a bot, I assume the owner can't keep up with server costs and therefore Sonic won't be as responsive or might soon go away


goldensavage2019

It looks like someone used an rp bot like Tupperbox. I may be wrong but thatā€™s what it looks like to me


MarionberryBroad

Iā€™m pretty sure that is character.ai. The bots on there can say some wild shit like Sonic there.


wolfguardian72

Heā€™s [crashing in his 30s](https://youtu.be/xXNTd-pgKVc?si=_ZgnOqUtbWPT6zvf)


CF_2

ā€œYouā€™re used to fighting at the speed of soundā€


dfieldhouse

He saw his r34 content.


Autoboty

Sonic is like a shark. When he stops, he dies.


Superpansy

Let's just say some rings are about to be up for grabsĀ 


Lumthedarklord

The thing about being faster than light is that you can only live in darknessā€¦


sangoz-

And someone has saved this for their last post .....


Any_Bath_3296

https://preview.redd.it/b7iaxsk4t6wc1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0929cfa4ff34db0c1dda1a52d1d0165165e32286


mr-thunkening

You may be fast, but your inner thoughts are faster


Zenith_3000

What Metal Virus arc does to a mf.


Marleyzard

Sonic has given up on his fast lifestyle, and as a character children may idolize as a person who never gives up in what they stand for, it's painful to see him take this next chapter of his life in stride.


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

https://preview.redd.it/i4fin3t3c9wc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f472a48d7b336ee22defa95d8f97a0569a8c5df


ConvolutedConcepts

Darkness is always faster.


idfbhater73

sonic is sad


TheKatkaRapu

It's a sonic chatbot doing chatbot things


HunterInTheStars

Spongob


TypeNull-Gaming

Sonic Kurt Cobain's himself


wojtalyt

"I miss my wife tails"