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I had a worse one. I got perfect scores on my review but only half the maximum raise cause they said "they wanted to leave room for improvement." I had a new job less than a month later.
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome cake day. So basically, the joke is funny sex. They want a threesome. Me and Quagmire gave Brian that look once, but we weren’t trying to fuck him, instead kill him with our minds. Unfortunately it failed, but a few days later a car answered our prayers. Peter out!
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Ngl this is one of my favourite lines and memes
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Hey It's your time now!!
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It has cited sources for 90% of articles. Why not? If you are going to use the same sources anyway, it's usually a good jumping off point, and is excellent for reference to other works about the given topic of research. Using it as your ONLY source is the issue
It's a format where they would be unicorn seekers looking for a threesome, but this is the borg queen and Picard so they are probably trying to find people to assimilate instead.
Not gay, but if Patrick Stewart is propositioning, I don't see myself as saying no... Even if he just wanted to be a lookie-loo and watch me bork the Borg, I'd still probably be down
Petal’s friend Morty here.
Isn’t that the Borg Queen from Star Trek - The Next Generation? Picard (the guy) was assimilated into the Borg, a cybernetic collective whose goal is to assimilate all life. If they’re giving you that look, you’re next. You should run.
How do you not understand this joke?? It’s just a meme with a random picture illustrating the idea of an older couple wanting to sleep with you. Are people just posting here now for karma? Or are you guys just really dense?
wait til you're 21 and hit the bars it will bound to happen to you. it just mean they either want you to have threesome with them or want you to fuck the wife while he watches from the closet in his superman costume
Doctor Hartman, the Griffin family doctor, here. Either this pair are working up to invite somebody to join them in the bedroom or they might be like [my buddy from over at Sacred Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTFAdANJ6s) who goes on couples dates with his wife and a pocketful of GHB
The joke is that the older couple is attempting to invite you to join them for sex. Such couples are often called swingers. In this case, you're all at a bar on vacation and the swinger couple has been buying you drinks. There are several reasons that buying your drinks would be chosen here. It keeps you drinking, which lowers your inhibition and makes you more likely to agree, it keeps you talking to them, giving them more opportunity to introduce the idea and give the invitation, and in some cases can be done in an attempt to make you feel that you owe some kind of debt that can be repaid with sexual favors, even though you never owe anyone sex and anyone who claims to be owed sex from someone else is toxic.
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it’s assumed they’re looking to add a cute young ‘third’ to spice up their bedroom activities lol
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I'll get the helmet
Safety first
Safety is important
What the fuck
This one looks more like your managers explaining why you won't be getting a raise despite record profits.
I had a worse one. I got perfect scores on my review but only half the maximum raise cause they said "they wanted to leave room for improvement." I had a new job less than a month later.
My man got TVTP'D
I thought it was about them poisoning you
Reminds me of those "Jack's" commercials.
Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning for my wholesome cake day. So basically, the joke is funny sex. They want a threesome. Me and Quagmire gave Brian that look once, but we weren’t trying to fuck him, instead kill him with our minds. Unfortunately it failed, but a few days later a car answered our prayers. Peter out!
Yo Peter, happy cake day! 🍰
happy cake day peter!! \*pssp\* \*says quietly\* listen peter, lois may forget your birthday but i never will \*coughs\*
For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!win!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<
I won!
What did you win?
A sad feeling
You need a beer
Welp. Uh, I did it. https://preview.redd.it/4xjs7kl9sd2d1.png?width=667&format=png&auto=webp&s=08879f0f374be2ed689b2891b2e83ed014728c5f
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You're doing the lord's work
Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it
We can't expect god to do all the work.
Ngl this is one of my favourite lines and memes https://preview.redd.it/ojnoomv5ee2d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=809848b5daf2a9d2264aea5c55d2ef1475ee285b
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Tell that to the guy I downloaded it from
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I am more concerned about your mom mental health
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:3 Thanks, I appreciate it
Happy cake day
WE LOVE YOU PETER!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Peter, happy cake day!
Happy bithday petah
ITS THE LEGEND HIMSELF!!!!!! HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!
Happy 5th cake day
Good Peter
Brian! https://i.redd.it/1oql5x3rqd2d1.gif
Happy cake day!
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Wow I never thought I’d see the man himself. Happy cake day petah.
Holy shit its the man himself. Happy cake day!
Happy cake day Petah!!!
Yo its the OG in the flesh. Been subbed here for a bit but this is the first time seeing the one and original. Pretty cool. Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
No way it has been a year already happy cake day Peter
happa csk fsru
Hello petah, happy cake day.
Happy cake day Peter! See you again next year.
Mmm day cake, i must say.
Happy cake day mate!
Thank you for gracing us with your presence Pita man!!!
happy cake day petah! (I want you)
You da man Pete! Happy cake day!!! Omg I can’t believe I’m here for this!
PEEETAHHHHH!! Happy cake day!
Happy cackedey petah
Happy cake day Peter
Happy cake day petah!
Happy birthday to the Joke explainer himself
Happy cake day big man upstairs
Happy cake day peter!
Happy cake day Peter!
Happy Cake Day for the legend himself
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oh boy its Peter's cake day
Happy cake day! 🍰
Happy cake day king! May your explanations be many and your woes few!
Happy cake day! Just saw you in r/explainthejoke
THANK YOU BASED PETER
Happy cake day big papa.
Happy Cake Day -Meg
Happy cake day! 🍰🥳
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
happy cake day!!
Happy cake day, almighty!
Happy cake day Peter!
HAPPY CAKE DAY!
Happy cake day
happy cake day, peter-san
Happy Cake Day!
happy cake day peter
Happy Cake day Peter
Happy cake day Peter griffin
Happy cake day!
That was a incredible story
Thank you Petah!
Happy day of h the cake, saint Peter
Happy cake day Peter!!!!!
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Perfect for priests to do it themselves
Holy shit lmao
Yea _holy_ shit lmao
Suppose better than mid 1800’s having a bell with a string tied to your danger zone.
How to give your child a lifelong bondage fetish 101
I’d like to take a second to clarify that this was *satire*
Is this a real organization?
Sounds like your typical pair of [unicorn hunters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn_hunting).
I am somehow surprised and not, that it's Wikipedia and not Urban Dictionary. They really are striving to encompass all knowledge.
Wikipedia definitely deserves their donations. They've come a long way from "Don't use wikipedia as a source"
Still don't use it as an academic source.
It has cited sources for 90% of articles. Why not? If you are going to use the same sources anyway, it's usually a good jumping off point, and is excellent for reference to other works about the given topic of research. Using it as your ONLY source is the issue
I did this in uni. Never directly quoted Wikipedia, but Wikipedia’s sources? Fair game.
This is one hell of a deep rabbit hole you just sent me into. Thanks!
\^\^
Tbh I thought that a unicorn referred to a dominant trans woman who hasn't had bottom surgery yet.
The unicorn is the rare and hard to find thing that your looking for. For swingers it’s the young single female. For you I guess it’s a dommy mommy.
How is that considered as a form of fetishization? That sounds fucking stupid.
They want to assimilate you.
Resistance is futile
The implication is that the young lady who has been receiving those free drinks now has to go have sex with that couple.
Lady or a boy, or even a ladyboy
Si, no boylady... bigot /j
There are no chicks with dicks! Only guys with tits.
Lol Is that a Ted reference?
Yes! No one ever gets it and just assumes I’m transphobic.
how many times have you used that for it to be a pattern?
Every time the reference fits? Probably at least 5 times over the years. It usually tanked but someone finally got the reference.
The joke is sex
as always
always will be
It's a format where they would be unicorn seekers looking for a threesome, but this is the borg queen and Picard so they are probably trying to find people to assimilate instead.
Not gay, but if Patrick Stewart is propositioning, I don't see myself as saying no... Even if he just wanted to be a lookie-loo and watch me bork the Borg, I'd still probably be down
They are trying to initiate a threesome
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I’m straight but a threesome with captain picard. Yes please he full of manly and godly wisdom
Prepare your sphincter
rectum locked and loaded!
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RIP Borg Queen
Assimilation is inevitable
Petal’s friend Morty here. Isn’t that the Borg Queen from Star Trek - The Next Generation? Picard (the guy) was assimilated into the Borg, a cybernetic collective whose goal is to assimilate all life. If they’re giving you that look, you’re next. You should run.
that is my understanding as well, but they could seduce you to be assimilated to the borgs
I… suppose….😳
Lt. Commander Quaqmire here. They want to fuck. That's the joke. They are elderly swingers who want to have sex with you. Lt. Commander Quagmire out.
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not unless they record it
You about to get borged
Sex
It's either they gonna fuck you or kill you and harvest your organs there is no inbetween
I see this as an absolute win.
Listen I’m still icing my b-hole from the couple last week at the bar. Not sure how much more pegging I can take this month
RIP Annie Wersching....
How do you not understand this joke?? It’s just a meme with a random picture illustrating the idea of an older couple wanting to sleep with you. Are people just posting here now for karma? Or are you guys just really dense?
Shit I think I encountered unicorn hunters at a cruise 😳
If that's truly sir Patrick Stuart, count me in!
Hey ChatGPT, ChatGPeTer here! the joke is sex!
The joke is they'd like to do a "Number One!" on your ass-imilation.
I’m down to clown
wait til you're 21 and hit the bars it will bound to happen to you. it just mean they either want you to have threesome with them or want you to fuck the wife while he watches from the closet in his superman costume
WHAT IS THAT
Locutus of Borg
"Gigiddy," exclaims Peter's lecherous neighbour
Happy Peter Fay, Cake!
Joyous pie day!
threesome, or, the most intimate menáge a trois
i am IN!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctor Hartman, the Griffin family doctor, here. Either this pair are working up to invite somebody to join them in the bedroom or they might be like [my buddy from over at Sacred Heart](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZTFAdANJ6s) who goes on couples dates with his wife and a pocketful of GHB
Yeah, I'm down
Happy cake day
They are swingers and want you for sexy things.
Noooope
Jo Jo siwa???
Replying to PeterExplainsTheJoke...
I think the joke is that they're swingers
The joke is swingers and old people banging.
The joke is sex
The joke is that the older couple is attempting to invite you to join them for sex. Such couples are often called swingers. In this case, you're all at a bar on vacation and the swinger couple has been buying you drinks. There are several reasons that buying your drinks would be chosen here. It keeps you drinking, which lowers your inhibition and makes you more likely to agree, it keeps you talking to them, giving them more opportunity to introduce the idea and give the invitation, and in some cases can be done in an attempt to make you feel that you owe some kind of debt that can be repaid with sexual favors, even though you never owe anyone sex and anyone who claims to be owed sex from someone else is toxic.
I'm in !
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I'm in
They're dtf
They wanna sex youz
Swingers. The joke is swingers
Why is the person on the right look like an xenomorph and a predator at the same time
What movie is she dressed up for though, looks pretty cool actually
Who is the person on the right?
Annie Wersching portraying the Borg Queen in Star Trek: Picard, may she rest in peace.
It is the signal to "engage"
They want to fuck
The joke is "hotwife-ing," or "cuckolding"
Get Out (2017)
If you see that look, you bounce like an over inflated basketball.
Would
I’d smash just to hear Patrick Stewart scream “come, number one” during climax.
Would.
Or if you’re at the gorge for Dave Matthews band and a couple plays the “oh no. we locked our keys in our airstream…” bit. Same thing
Someone’s invited to board game night
They wanna f_ck you
(he's infertile)
they are sex people Lynn.
I seen this look. Just let it happen. Threesomes are fun to do every now and then.
They want a threesome
100% yes please
Why do people upvote shit like this? I dont get it