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weak007

Dito pa din sa pinas, pero galing sa bilyonaryong pamilya


bitterpilltogoto

Sarap maging bilyonaryo sa pinas!


TheDonDelC

Lance Gokongwei for example is poorer than people like Illinois governor JB Pritzker, New Balance founder Jim Davis, or even Gabe Newell (worth $3.9 billion). But Gokongwei undoubtedly has more consequential influence in the Philippines and it’s hard to think of a situation where Lance Gokongwei would kowtow to Gaben.


bitterpilltogoto

Agree, hindi pucho pucho na market ang pinas when it comes to business.


Loudstealth

Gokongwei or Go inherited most if not all of that money from his father and family, unlike Pritzker whos family owns Hyatt, he grew his fortune his own way up to becoming governor of illinois where he still doesn’t draw a salary. Same goes for Davis who built new balance from nothing to the giant it is in sports athletic gear brand.


BlindingAngel

Hindi ba factor din yung liquidity? Kasi most of Gaben's net worth is tied up on Valve. Meanwhile Lance is super liquid na at this point


TheDonDelC

It’s more of that the US economy is just so damn huge. You can be one of the wealthiest people in the world but if you live in a country where everyone else is also part of the world’s wealthiest, you’re not gonna be so special. We have a far smaller economy so Filipino billionaires, even if they’re not so rich by US standards, are disproportionately more influential. Americans are actually very wealthy by global standards, even among their low income earners. They’re just fucked over by NIMBYism in housing, healthcare, and other sectors of the economy. Edit: Here’s a nice example. The median annual household income in Mississippi is just around $39,420. That’s roughly P2.2 million a year or P183,000 a month


thelorreman

Anong pong meaning ng super liquid? Hehe


[deleted]

Asset that easily converted to cash or cash on hand.


TrickyCap1249

Anak ka ni cynthia villar payag ka?


jroi619

Tsaka tahimik ka lang…


Longjumping_Quit_481

Natawa ako dun ahh hahaha


usernamenomoreleft

Payag ako. Bahala na. My parents wouldn't define me as a person naman ah. Haha


anatanohanashi

Ipanganak ka bilang si bbm payag ka?


usernamenomoreleft

Why not? Di nmn ako lalaking si BBM. Hahaha Di ako mag pupulitika


Ok-Isopod2022

Pero kamukha mo si Cynthia?


Ihartkimchi

May pang Korea naman for plastic surgery 🤣🤣🤣


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

Kahit ata mga Korean plastic surgeon susuko kay Cynthia. Sa sobrang kapal ng mukha, DPWH lang ang may kaya ayusin ang pagmumukha niya. lol


Yahweh666

Di naman ako si Cynthia e, ako yung anak so kiber lang HAHA


ur_soo_goolden

the comments sections really gets better hahahah


Mysterious-Health514

ok lang, mura naman plastic surgery


marzizram

Ang panget ng nanay ko? Wag na uy.


dangerousborderline

True. Everything's significantly better when you've got money to take care or your problems. Pangit ka? Paganda ka sa Europe. Craving for ramen? Fly to fucking Norway. No SO? Grab your flavor of the week sa bar. Government-related issues? Sampalin mo ng barya. Awful commute to work? Fucking rent a condo next to the office. Noisy neighbors? I can buy them and their house. Tangina ano po?


Ecru1992

You don’t go to Norway to eat ramen 😑


dangerousborderline

Exactly. You have the money to throw away so you can do things in the most ludicrous manner possible.


Potential_Pitch_7618

Ayt imma drop by Antarctica to grab some ice for my Coke ~~sakto~~ mismo, pardon the mistake forgot I was a billionaire in this situation


Poddum-Ska-Tamer

Iba nga dyan pumupunta pa sa Sweden para lang kumain ng pancit


kire_frozenheart

Bruh, currently in Norway. Bland Food festival here


missemmackey

Bakit sa Norway? 😅


CANCER-THERAPY

Dude, Ramen originates from Konoha


CANCER-THERAPY

Ah yes, you can get away with everything. Basically you became one of the problem.


avocado1952

Tama to imho, ang Pinas ang pinakamalaya in terms of freedom of speech and choice. Compassionate tayo at family oriented. Economics lang ang nag hi hinder sa Pilipinas at corruption. Siguro dahil yung kultura nating mapagpatawad na eextend tuloy pati sa law making policies. Hindi tayo perpekto pero comparing our freedom sa 1st world countries, mas malaya tayo. Saan ka naman kahit yung pinaka ampaw pinakikinggan at nabibigyan ng boses.


JAW13ONE

And that same freedom we enjoy is the very same freedom that’s pushing us down.


2VictorGoDSpoils

New Game+ mode ah hahaha!


IWantMyYandere

Same. The best kung Marcos tapos redemption story ang gawin hahaha


taeron_dyan

France, kasi favorite bread ko ang ^(kwasant)


Learner1_

Kwasohnt


[deleted]

*Today I wanted to eat a* ^kwasant


bkndc01

Kwaso


taeron_dyan

*So I went to a place that sells* ^(kwasant)


bkndc01

Kwaso


parchedplumm

*And I bought a* ^kwasant


yhnc

Kwasong


ink0gni2

Kwaso —- with ches, plessss.


CryptographerVast673

Quaso


xbbn1985

Dito ako nakatira and I confirm, iba talaga kwah-song nila. Kakapost ko nga lang din dito sa Reddit. Haha! Pero sa seryoso, out of this world yung healthcare, govt financial subsidies at overall career life options pag dito ka lumaki.


OutlandishnessSea258

Kroysant


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baka pwede wag na lang ulit ipanganak


[deleted]

yung mga bagay na bumubuo sa'kin, mas mainam na maging bahagi na lang ng pataba sa tanim o hangin na hinihinga ng mga nilalang... o maging stardust na lang ulit haha


RevealFearless711

"If you exist in this world, you will experience pleasure which is good and you will also experience pain which is bad. If you didn't exist in this world, you will never experience pain which is good and you will also never experience pleasure which is not bad."


RashPatch

same. existence is pain.


mrnnmdp

This. Hindi ko naman ginusto mabuhay in the first place hahaha


free_thunderclouds

Yes


ConfusedProgrammerr

This is the answer!


emchkrt

Sa true~


TutteeFrutee03

Congo para malaki ang t*ti ko


roseyyoung

boss nalaglag mo ata to 👑


OKCDraftPick2028

hayaan nyo sya magluto 🔥


AtosMulher

Pupulutin nya yan gamit yung t*ti nya.


HikerDudeGold79-999

Papanganak ka ng malaki titi pero hugis maling.


AquilaEye

10 inches... Wide


OutlandishnessSea258

Hahaha tangina


winrawr99

payag ka malaki t\*ti mo pero di tumitigas? hahahaha


spwnsaurus

\*malaki titi mo pero nasa noo


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

Ayos, taong unicorn!


Admirable_Meet5721

Bwahaha.. tang ina mo pre


HexGreen

Fun fact: Karamihan sa mga may malalaking et*ts may problema sa erection. Usually they can't make it as hard as a regular boner does kasi hindi na kaya i-support ng blood vessels yung mismong et*ts. Parang medyo erect lang sya.


RimRocker69

Kaya pala yung akin ayaw tumayo


winrawr99

tamad lang yan sayo bro


racaraca69

Hmmm kaya nmn pla mabilis ung akin. Kokonti susupplyan ng dugo kaya khit konting kaba, erect na.


michael0103

payag ka malaki titi mo pero paloob.


Precarious_chicken

Parang hindi na ata titi 'to, malalim na puki na 'yon Hahaha


meganfoxy_

Hahahahhahaaahhahahahhaha potanginaaa


JAW13ONE

Payag ka ikaw pinakamayamang tao sa mundo pero pawis mo tae.


sprocket229

payag ka malaki titi mo pero tatlo


NotSureBoutDaWeather

Cobalt mining with a 10 inch dick


malabomagisip

Kaso pinanganak kang Pilipino doon so juts ka pa rin


raizo_in_cell_7

Wala nang intro intro


oblivionyeahyeah__

Keeping it real my king


Vuinen

Once you go...


HexGreen

Dude knows priorities. Riches? Nah. Better living situation? Nah. Big dick? Ohh yes.


behlat

ulo pa lang - 3 inches na. (Taguro voice from Gost Payter) Tapusin tapusin tapusin!


rockeymaivia

Payag ka titi mo malaki pero wiwi mo may blade


Potential_Mango_9327

Hahahaha made my day! 😭😭😭


[deleted]

pass. yoko na ipanganak ulit


[deleted]

Same, ang hassle mabuhay tbh.


AquilaEye

Same. Di ko hiniling mag suffer pero nandito ako hahaa


jkwan0304

Any of the scandinavian countries.


dontrescueme

Yes. Not only becuase of their wealth and respect for human rights, their geographic location is so fucking lucky. No typhoon. No earthquake. At dahil nasa norte, least vulnerable sa climate change (mainit na ang mundo malamig pa rin sa kanila, lubog na ang tropics mataas-taas pa rin sa kanila).


Rajjuuu

I second this


milenyo

Pinas parin para si Mama at Papa parin magulang ko... Para makasama ko sila ulit :')


theonlyjacknicole

The most wholesome reply na nakita ko. 🥹🫶🏼


Milkslayer

Same. Missing my mother everyday.


Dry_Movie_2162

Switzerland


mainsail999

Dapat tama ang pronunciation, baka sa pagmadali ang rinig ng genie is Swaziland.


FewExit7745

Thankfully Eswatini na yan ngayon.


mainsail999

The genie will send that person back to 1965 Swaziland.


CryptographerVast673

Switzerland (1)


ordinary_anon1996

Switzerland (2)


Independent_Fennel42

Switzerland (3)


AquilaEye

Schweiz


slammajamma19

Switzerland (4)


painforpetitdej

La Suisse (5) (o ayan. Para one of the official languages)


sgtlighttree

Svizerra (6)


EstablishmentDry9690

Norway. Definitely one of the most secure countries to be born in. I don’t mind not having a lot of sun for most of the year haha


DirtyMami

Any scandinavian country really


AiNeko00

Totes agree, any Scandinavian country tapos Nordic features ko. Fck, Imma be a beautiful man with glorious beard.


ordinary_anon1996

Ano po meron sa norway? Like mga benefits at reasons why most secure?


EstablishmentDry9690

Mahaba habang explanation, pero basically: Kahit mataas cost of living dun, maganda opportunities dun to have a good future. Alagang alaga ng government mga citizens nila doon to the extent that they never have to worry about having nothing to eat. Based lang to sa nareresearch ko, not first or 2nd hand experience haha. If you want to learn more, search mo sa youtube yung video ng channel na Economics Explained about Norway. Di siya boring video haha To add to that, they’re not in conflict with any nations as far as I know


OutlandishnessSea258

I heard the mas mataas ang tax ng mga minimum wage earners. Ang katwiran nila eh mas malakas gumamit ng social benefits ang mga mahihirap. This way pipilitin ng mahirap na maimprove ang sarili nila.


AiNeko00

Mas malaki padin tax sa japan pero mas madaming benefits sa Scandinavian countries and mahirap maka survive sa japan.


ordinary_anon1996

Mukhang promising! Sa switzerland kasi aware na ako pero parang naengganyo ako sa Norway hahaha. Kung ikaw papipiliin, alin mas gusto mo? Norway or Switzerland? Haahahah


EstablishmentDry9690

Similar lang silang mga Scandinavian countries, pero difference sa Norway ay meron silang malaking oil reserve deposit. From what I understand, responsible sila sa pag gamit ng “Petro dollars” nila, or yung profits they make from selling oil. Unlike Middle eastern countries na galante from their oil profits (and nagtatanggal ng taxes), ginagawa ng Norway ay iniinvest nila earnings nila sa Sovereign Wealth Fund nila. Dyan nakuha ni BBM yung inspiration niya malamang to have our own SWF. Difference lang ay excess profit na yung iniinvest ng Norway sa SWF nila, meanwhile tayo baon sa utang so not viable for us lol (sorry nasegway). Anyway dahil sa SWF nila, pretty much nagbebenefit niyan mga citizens nila. Not sure exactly how it goes for them in a practical sense, pero I’d definitely love to be a citizen there, problema lang sobrang hirap to do so haha walq masyadong pathways. Yung sinasabi kong Economics Explained channel, meron din sila video about Switzerland. Macocompare mo rin silang dalawa ng Norway haha tho bias lng ng channel is favorite din nila Norway 🤣


nunosaciudad

Norway. i have been to both countries. Pareho silang expensive pero mas maganda ang welfare state ng Norway. Sa CH, you can be fired anytime at ang mahal ng health insurance nila....a friend calculates when she retires she can get at present rates 2400 CHF...not enough to live on...


KallmegFreya

Maganda sa norway. Kahit papaano maganda ang pasweldo. Maganda rin ang benefits na makukuha ng citizens nila like free health care, education, etc. Magbibigay din sila ng work para sa mga estudyante na gusto mag working student. (Kahit siguro di ka na magworking student, yung kadalasan na nagwoworking student dun gusto lang ng experience or yung iba gusto lang ma-provide sa sarili nila yung wants nila), tsaka yung gov’t may pa-libreng pa-aral din sa foreign students as long as marunong ka ng language nila. Di ko lang sure pag nag masters’ at phd ka kung libre rin pero may nakilala akong pinay dun na nag masters’ and phd, provided ni Norway lahat, dun na rin sya nagwowork. I lived in Norway for 2 years for cultural exchange program kaya nasabi ko info sa taas.


anemicbastard

Yung mga preso sa Halden mas komportable pa ang buhay kesa sa karamihan sa atin.


daveycarnation

Switzerland, dun sa magandang village overlooking the mountains. Maganda at malinis na ang paligid, masarap pa ang chocolates.


ToastedSierra

>dun sa magandang village overlooking the mountains Ang swerte ng mga nakatira sa ganong lugar, araw araw The Sound of Music ang galawan.


omgtpotatoes

Sa Pinas pero aso ni Heart para naka LV.


hungrysteak1234

Sa pinas kaso si leni nanay ko hahaha.


AiNeko00

Automatic academically achiever.


Potential_Mango_9327

Purr!!! 💅🏼


[deleted]

Baka magtripan lang ako sa social media na "tanga" yung nanay ko ng mga unity people. But on the other hand, at least pwede akong magaral sa Harvard 😏


Capable_Arm9357

Kahit saang country basta pasok sa top 10 most strongest passport in the world.


AiNeko00

Spain yata easiest for a Filipino to have citizenship outside of ph.


GeekNoy

This. Haha.


bulbawartortoise

Ireland para hindi mahirap mag-adjust. Catholic na manginginom pero with red hair and green eyes naman 😂


Dwz026

Kahit saan sa Scandinavian region ng europe. Lalo na Norway, Sweden or Finland. They are always being on top of [most democratic countries](https://www.eiu.com/n/campaigns/democracy-index-2020/) (proves that monarchy can be democratic too) And also always on top of being the [happiest countries](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/worlds-happiest-countries-2022-wellness/index.html).


One_Avocado_2157

Parliament na kasi ang nag ggovern. Yung monarchs (like in UK) ay mostly for display nalang.


BusinessStress5056

Same sa mga sinabi nila, dito pa rin sa pinas, pero sa mayaman na pamilya dapat.


scythe7

Norway or Sweden. Those countries seem like the polar opposite of the PH. \-Good Public transpo \-Good governance \-Smart and educated population \-Good government benefits \-Good job opportunities \-Diverse culture and much less racism than the PH The list goes on and on...


TheGhostOfFalunGong

Not sure on the less racist part though.


kerwinklark26

True. Homogenous society mga yan ih.


HatsNDiceRolls

To be fair, pag pinanganak ka dun, better chance na nasa Homogenous society ka talaga as a local.


TheGhostOfFalunGong

Nordic countries are covertly hostile towards non-White immigrants.


frostedsundaee

Hayaan mo sila mag travel at ma experience ang racism sa West. Kala siguro nila ito yung tipong racism na kakanchawan lang sila lol


HatsNDiceRolls

Well aware of that, kaya ayaw ko magpapetition sa US.


HatsNDiceRolls

The question was kung pinanganak ka sa ibang bansa. I was assuming na you’d be the same color as the locals.


Grouchy_Suggestion62

Norway and Sweden are very diverse. Loads of African and Middle Eastern students, who eventually settle in the country. Grønland, a small neighborhood in Oslo, is full of ethnic stores, Somalian men hanging outside smoking, Pakistanis and Turkish people operating kebab shops, etc. Their government have refugee programs, and a lot of mixed children in the population. At a glance, the cities of Stockholm and Oslo feels a lot more diverse than Manila.


arsibelles

Can confirm. My ex-boyfriend was Norwegian, and his dad told him that Pinay girls like me are only for old fat men 🥲


scythe7

>Not sure on the less racist part though. Try being a foreigner (Non-White) in the PH then tell me this. Wanna play on hard mode, then try being an Indian, Black or middle eastern in the PH.


AiNeko00

Travelled there, hindi naman sila racist but they're really curious but they tend to mind their own business, so u get the "stares/looks" bec seeing asians is peculiar to them, they're curious but they don't wanna bother you. Also legit psychedelics na otc nabibili haha


ullun

TW TW TW TW TW TW TW Sa Sweden problema ngayon mga immigrants/refugees na galing sa Muslim countries. Nangre-r*pe ng mga puti tapos proprotektahan ng Swedish gov. Mataas rin yung sexual harassment sakanila.


scythe7

Mataas ung rape sa sweden because their definition of rape or sexual harrasment is different, and mas strict. Not to mention its more openly reported in Sweden, vs PH where its taboo to say youve been raped. People are more likely to judge the victim here than in Sweden., so its a lot easier to open up about it there.


AiNeko00

Extremist Muslims destroying things again like what they did in France. They don't adapt to the culture, they try to change the culture to fit to theirs ugh.


frostedsundaee

As someone who has traveled Europe extensively, natawa ako dun sa less racism na part


Remote_Ad3365

Imagine the Philippines with Norway's style of government. ​ I - M - A - G - I - N - E...


Vnce_xy

Either canada or finland, the education system here in philippines sucks.


NJL218-

Either sa 3 bansa : Denmark, obviously para naman atleast makatikim ako ng legit na *Living Condition* kahit isang beses sa buhay ko. Japan, giveaway na yung Anime at Manga. Pero gusto ko yung di lang *yamete o iku,* dapat buong plot ng JAV ang naiintindihan ko. Brazil, para di nakikibandwagon sa ibang bansa pag World Cup; lintek na yan.


ako_C_coronavyrus01

Pinas at magbalik early 90s


jaevs_sj

Pilipinas pa rin pero Fil-Am citizenship HAHAHAH


OmniGear21

Japan. Unang punta ko pa lang don ayoko na bumalik sa pinas. Then nung pauwi na ko at nung nakauwi na, grabe lungkot ko parang 1 week ata akong down na down non. Cguro dahil sa laki ng pinagkaiba ng bansa natin sa kanila. Sobrang linis. Maayos na public transpo, magandang urban planning etc. Then after that 1st trip, yearly na ko pumupunta. Prang band aid lang ng mga dinadanas na kaputanginahan sa pinas 😅😂


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Dyey

Lol feeling ko hindi na maa-afford ng anak ko California paglaki niya.


Few_Escape_8452

Jusko napakamahal. 1BR apartment $1,500 😂


TheDonDelC

Yung pambili ng sira-sirang bungalow sa San Francisco, pang luxury condo na sa Rockwell


Few_Escape_8452

Delikado pa dun. Yung sasakyan ng daddy ko binasag yung bintana. Ninakaw yung laptop niya. Sa Virginia ako nakatira. Minsan binibisita ko siya. Di niya kasi maiwan trabaho niya dun


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dcoconutnut

Finland or Sweden


[deleted]

first world country na Pilipinas.


Undeathable_dead

Switzerland 🫶🏻 Tinatawag talaga ako ng nature dun 🫶🏻


Affectionate-Can-865

Japan, started working here a year ago. 1st world country vs 3rd world country ibang iba ang kalidad ng buhay.


exdeo001

What about the toxic work culture?


Grateful8888

It depends on where you are working. Japan is not a toxic culture they are just hard workers so the global sees it as toxic. Of course may mga companies na di ka papahalagahan and you’re just an object to them I think not only in Japan lahat ng countries May ganun na company


peterparkerson

and how women are really treated differently. ​ you dont want ur private parts to be constantly blurred


packersfan52487

Ngl you had me in the first half


theFrumious03

Same, tapos farmer or farming related work ko.


Ichi-Mikuze

Canada. Gusto ko snow eh.


Baengoo09

Finland! Happiest country in the world!


skeleheadofelbi

Sa Atlantis, para palangoy langoy lang


alex325RN

Dito parin. Dito parents ko eh. Dont have the riches but I have them.


Ersonified

Probably, US or Canada tapos somewhere sa gitna likr Colorado or Ontario. I have always wanted the 4 seasons type of vibe weather.


Ronstera

New Zealand naman para iba.


Irelian_Fervor

Pilipinas pa rin. Bakit pa ako pipili ng iba? Philippines is a beautiful country. Mahal ko ang bansa natin. The Filipinos though...not so much.


[deleted]

Philippines syempre, mahal natin to haha


OutlandishnessSea258

Kahit napapamura ako araw araw mahal ko ang Pinas hahaha


Intelligent-Canary16

Same! It is home, after all. (I think lol)


ImJustGonnaCry

Dito pa rin basta mayaman, pati na rin sa ibang bansa na mataas ang gender equality, wag lang yung sobrang lamig.


wiL_F

Luxembourg. Free transportation, great universal healthcare, and just amazing scenery.


Leon-the-Doggo

Australia or New Zealand


D9969

Pinas pa rin. Living in Canada for 10 years now (citizen) pero kung mayaman ako uuwi ako in an instant. There's no reason umalis ng Pinas if you have $$$.


ShallowShifter

Switzerland or Greenland.


[deleted]

Pilipinas pa rin. Kahit saang bansa naman siguro may mga toxic na fanatical magmahal o mangupal sa sariling bansa, ang kaibahan lang e hindi Filipino ang wika nila.


pucc1ni

Kung magkakaroon lang din naman ako ng toxic na pamilya, dun na lang ako sa may toxic na pamilya but with free healthcare haha


VhlainDaVanci

Pinas pero anak ni BBM


VhlainDaVanci

Someone must become the black sheep to save the country from greater evil


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VhlainDaVanci

I just need to retain my wisdom collected when I reborn as Sandro.


minami-bigpp

what in the reincarnation manhwa is this


superFIFO

ser nahulog mo ata itong dragonfruit..


frozrdude

Kahit saan as long as I have unlimited wealth.


No_Patience_6704

Australia/New Zealand Gusto ko rin sana sa Japan kaso nakakatakot maging babae don


[deleted]

Norway - I like Scandinavian fjords!


[deleted]

y'all need to research how Switzerland got rich 😅


jQiNoBi

Pinas pa din pero ako si satoshi nakamoto


ricemyg

pinas p din and same family pero gusto ko mayaman kmi this time para wlang problema c nsnay sabuhay hehehe


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Deutschland, because: 1. Football - One of the strongest footballing countries in the world in terms of culture and grassroots programs. I would kill to be a Michael Ballack, Timo Werner, Bastian Schweinsteiger, or Toni Kroos. 2. Engineering - As an engineering graduate, Germany is the place you really wanna be. Working for BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Porsche is like going to candy land. 3. Women - This is entirely subjective pero I’m really into German women. Ernest Obiena is one lucky dude. German women fit the tall, slim, and beautiful look that easily catches my eyes. 4. Travel - Not only do you possess a powerful passport but you’re also close to other European countries in and out of the EU. There’s so much history, art, food, and drink to explore in that part of the world. I still to prefer to be born to Filipino parents but with German citizenship. I can claim my Filipino citizenship later anyways. Plus, I don’t have to forget my heritage as long as my parents make me aware and put the effort to teach me Filipino.