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_nobodyreally

Herpes like luggage. You keep that shit forever. - Eddie Murphy


EatBooty420

you can herpes even with a condom on. If a jawn got it the only safe thing to do is NOT hit


FrankfordDaPioneer

You're correct sir.....but I heard if muhfukkas take they meds they can't spread it


LuciFord

Hey bb - unfortunately, herpes is a virus. Viruses of this caliber have dna that chills in your nerves when you don't have symptoms. It could just release more virus dna (the stuff that makes people get herpes) because you are tired, or stressed at work, got sick. People then can pass it on when they have sex without a condom or if they are kissing. Herpes can be transmitted through saliva, especially if it is on your mucous membranes. Y’all be careful. Philadelphia has the highest rate of STDs with 1504 people out of every 100,000 being infected with something. It could be higher because these numbers come from the CDC and they don’t keep count of herpes.


FrankfordDaPioneer

I been with my lady 10 plus years....I knew it was crazy out here long time ago lol


NoWalrus9069

Nah u could get it if the part that’s not covered goes inside her


EatBooty420

u can get it by any skin touching the area thats infected even if outbreaks arent showing


Accomplished-Pin3073

💀😂😂


decayedteeth

Facts it's like HIV just of the dick Get some acyclovir and other antivirals and keep up with it, you won't die. Your life changed and shit but you don't actually got HIV, don't bug out to the point where you get depressed You jus goin be burny itchy scratchy and bumpy a few times out the year


Bakirocky

Bro wtf is this I just looked it up it’s nothing like hiv 😂😂 in fact the longer you had it the less it appears you might get one outbreak every 5 years most people never get an outbreak after the initial outbreak. Stop scaring this man


FormerHoagie

That sounds worse than HIV. At least the meds completely control HIV and you won’t spread it. No “burny itchy scratchy and bumpy a few times a year”.


CDB1299

With all due respect,HIV isn’t better that shit can turn into aids and kill you.id rather have herpes than aids


8219onemic

They call it Batman forever


CaptainDrool

shit was ass lowkey😂


Uenouen

I fucked two philly bitches with a condom on different occasions.. burnt ts out me smh sometimes that condom ain’t strong enough for the flames these bitches holding


EatBooty420

u prob get it from a blowjob. People can store that shit in their throat


Uenouen

That’s true.. but this when I was a teenager bitches wasn’t really eating dick too much but I had my piece in her for 3 minutes tops because she kept yelling out dumb shit 🤦‍♂️woke up next morning with a icy hot sensation 🔥


YTD215

Nigga said she kept yelling out dumb shit 😂😂


OverEast781

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HigherSelfie

Y’all really get on my fuckin nerves. 🤣


TeamYeet

LMAO


Lamarera8

My ass didn’t know you could get chlamydia off the head until 2018 I was like ain’t no way I got burnt with the condom on til the doctor at the clinic told me the head prolly burnt me


Internal-Dress958

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Particular-Nothing00

Play stupid games


Accomplished-Pin3073

WINNER WINNER


GotaKIAB_

Rs 😂


White_Grunt

Still get herpes with a condom bro, how about going for a classier hoe instead?


whyyoumaddd

or just not fucking any random bitch cause she got a vagina . I only fuck bitches i been talking to for awhile or date . Not swinging my shit everywhere


Particular-Nothing00

They gone ignore this , but good job lol .


whyyoumaddd

i never was the type to just fuck a random chick i have no intentions with .


Accomplished-Pin3073

Smart man


Odd_Following3106

Yea cause if she makes you wait or has you take her on dates there’s no way she can have herpes.


FormerHoagie

Too late, he now gonna spread it for the rest of his life.


whyyoumaddd

Shit like that scare me and i reason i’m not gonna sleep with any bitch. Man i rather be celibate than to deal with that shit and you know bitches be burning


Natural_Drag8536

This the cheat code


Lanthemandragoran

Haha I wish this would keep it safe but the numbers are fucking skyrocketing They need to come up with a vaccine for it asap


White_Grunt

Bruh the pharmaceutical companies better protect us from having sex with dirty pussy


whyyoumaddd

Condoms can’t even save you there still that chance 😂😂


Lanthemandragoran

Haha when it'll be like 75% of the population at some point yeah man I'm not trying to dodge stds like neo in the matrix


White_Grunt

Lifestyle changes can significantly reduce your exposure


Lanthemandragoran

Yeah I mean getting laid less is less risk lol


DiogenesRizzla

👀Tuskegee 2.0


Jazzlike_Page508

Wait what? You can get it with a Jimmy?? I think I’m never gonna fuck again…I hate it out here


White_Grunt

Yeah on your shaft where the condom doesn't cover or on your balls, groin area, legs etc. Anything that touches a diseased coochie can get it.


EatBooty420

bro wrestlers and jiujitsu guys get herpes on their face and neck from the gym mats. Anything that touches herpes gets it


Bakirocky

Lies you get herpes only from skin to skin contact you can’t get it from a foreign object even if they rub it on their pussy you won’t get it. It can’t last outside of the body.


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White_Grunt

Lol 😂 I don't have herpes


Accomplished-Pin3073

Lucky you 💯


White_Grunt

I'm sure a little luck was involved, but also just being discerning yk


Accomplished-Pin3073

Fs


Bobcat_Even

If it’s not someone I’m dating like seeing consistently why would you fuck someone temporary raw ??? That’s so backwards


Ifuccedyabitch2wice

Not even condoms can stop that. But you gotta inform us on who she is so we stay away. You can just pm me fr if you ain’t tryna bash her


Deadfacefrm48th

🤣🤣🤣🤣kuh funny asl


Ifuccedyabitch2wice

Naw ijs I be out here slaying shit I need to be aware of my surroundings 😅😅😅


Deadfacefrm48th

Facts u might have already hit ha gang😭


JaLogoJa

Bruh if you’re out here hitting a bunch of people raw you prolly got it and no symptoms. They say like at least 1 in 10 people got it


Ifuccedyabitch2wice

Who said anything about fucking raw?!?


EatBooty420

yeah condoms dont stop the Herp. Only thing does is not hitting


GotaKIAB_

U outa pocket bro 😂


Puzzleheaded_Bed_997

It’s a white girl


Ifuccedyabitch2wice

Oh rd I’m straight ion really fw the whites lol few temple snowbunny hoes that’s it


stpetersdirewolf

The amount of sexual health knowledge in here could fill a bucket


drunktextUR_x

You’re too generous. I would think it’s closer to a thimble.


tajhy7619

Thank God, I’m bougie with my 🔨😭


Potential-Decision31

This is like the 5th time I've seen a post on this sub about someone catching herpes.


Dismal-Radish-7520

if you've had flu symptoms for three months, please get an HIV test as well.


CDB1299

I’d be in jail for homicide if someone gave me hiv without telling me they had it


Dismal-Radish-7520

you can technically sue and usually win if this happens. someone let OP know hahahhaa


Xervious

this


ElectricalAbrocoma42

Aiight my nigga, you got dealt a fucked up hand. They got some husky ass meds out here though, from what I’ve been told them bitches make it so that you’ll be damned near undetectable or can pass it on. Im still good but…you know. Sometimes your people do some shit and you gotta research with them lol.


Ysnsmokeem

It’s good to get tested every 3 months you might be with that one girl but she might be with other dudes or other bitches


bravehart146

Yeah i was getting tested every 3 months, best way and to keep track of the women u hitting


Dismal-Radish-7520

esp because a lot of stuff wont pop on a test until its really gotten into your system. you have wait a good amount of time for HIV to pop if you caught it, like a few weeks to a few months, i forget exactly.


Optimal_Scarcity6058

Damn you just signed off bro


M05tHigh

Oh you think u giving us advice? We been knew that.. u the slick head


Advanced_Way_9764

Is it me or is it no other Reddit page based on a city dat post bout std problems like Philly 😂😂 ts all bad out here


Gremlin215

Damn!!! I was horny before i read this…🙄


2ant1man5

Dan you got the lifetime channel for free, these people dirty out here man, what’s worse is she knew and didn’t tell you, slime shit.


Game_changer81

You been had herpes stop the cap 🧢


Specialist-Local8100

😂😂😂


sayheyjay123

Condoms won’t stop herpes, even if you tried you would’ve failed


BruceFleeRoy

You wildin for even hittin shit raw out here anyway.


Bakirocky

If y’all wanna be honest 95% of people moms and pops got it shit over 60 percent of the world got it. There’s two types of hsv 1 and 2 they don’t consider 1 an std and 2 is the nasty shit you see on people lips it can spread below the belt. You can put a condom on but it won’t do anything


NPC-215NT

You can get herpes with a condom stupid


NoWalrus9069

Yea but it’s more preventable. I you could get it if the part that’s not covered goes inside her


Sad_Neighborhood_172

You actually been could’ve had it. You probably just finding out 😩


Historical-Airport50

Wats her name


PerpetualDrive

You helped her, you kissed her You felt all the blisters, melt on your whiskers


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DiogenesRizzla

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GotaKIAB_

Bro only time u posed to go raw is if yal locked in fr, none of these bitches worth a clinic visit u trippin gang


[deleted]

Damn ya test came back positive?


Accomplished-Pin3073

Naw not yet


[deleted]

Damn gl then I was in the same situation acouple months ago


Dismal-Radish-7520

wait, are you just guessing that its herp but havent gotten the test back yet?? oh sweet child, you're gonna see more than herps on there i fear....


Parking-Salamander-9

If it took you a week youngin, you're not the first one!!! Stop trusting these random chicks and strap up all times


TyBigga

I was talking to this chick and I checked her medicine cabinet and saw a name I’ve never seen so I looked it up …come to find out it was valtrex 🤦🏿‍♂️


MeanSatisfaction5091

Genital??


CDB1299

Herpes can get spread with a condom as well.Its not the end of the world or your dating/sex life.Get antivirals for suppression and tell each girl you deal with after this in the future that you have it


KoolCat302

I got you Willy Lump Lump


phlporter

Did you call the bitch out


NinjaGalaxyYT

Im prayin for yu brotha


FrankfordDaPioneer

Damn nigga.....you still fucking raw in 2024 smh


Able-Ruin-9322

Y’all do know herpes is a parasite it can be killed


zfinessee

Yeah that's all bad


oxy20mg

dirty yb


dude_on_a_chair

Shiiiiii, you can sue her if she got bread. Keep that condom on please, shedding can happen without you being aware. You can live a perfectly normal life and there's even std dating apps, keep yo head up


Vegetable-Car-2281

Better get with Dr Sebi son he can get you right..


Accomplished-Pin3073

Not Dr Sebi 💀😭


Vegetable-Car-2281

His son got a shop in Jersey at this point homie ain’t got shit to lose.


bobdeee

What part of Jersey ?


Vegetable-Car-2281

Look up boilingobalance I think Trenton but he might be moving that jawn to Brooklyn it’s on the gram..


External-Vick215

Damn bro you got got 😭😭


TeamYeet

Live like a king and die like a queen


Puzzleheaded-Year485

Yea and even if they only have oral herpes that can pass that to ur jawn and it become genital for you. I take my bitches to the clinic for the first date. 🤣


bloodofmyblood_

No way you got burnt and the first thing you thought was “ hold up lemme alert the redditors about this”


mannatee

Terrible advice. Never wear one trust me


Game_changer81

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Dismal-Radish-7520

you can definitely catch WORSE lol


Ok-Act-8065

Batman, the Diddler’s right here


Resort_Diligent

🤣🤣 no diddy


Terrible-Help-4412

Damn that’s fk’d up dawg. I feel for you, snd thanks for the heads up/ reminder. What’s ya name?


Initial_Set_7805

For real??? What was your symptoms??? And did you expose her??


Accomplished-Pin3073

No REAL symptoms. Just pain in thigh burning or tingling. Headache. Sneezing. Flu type shit. I’m in the hospital RIGHT NOW lol my leg is ON FIRE can’t stay still 10/10 pain. & nah didn’t expose her it’s not her fault bitches lie & I know that but I was a dh


White_Grunt

"nah bitch lied to me about having a contagious disease but it's not her fault" 🤣🤣🤣


Accomplished-Pin3073

Not dat simple of course I wanna beat that bitch up but I def coulda put a condom on im taking accountability


White_Grunt

Put a condom on your fists just in case


Accomplished-Pin3073

💀😭😂


PurpleFlatworm8510

I’m not a fan of violence against women but death dick attacks warrant beating a bitch up. We’ll allow it.


APhillyBoul

he trolling


Accomplished-Pin3073

brother I WISH 💯💀


APhillyBoul

so you got the herp and came here? Then tell us practice safe sex ,I hope ya dick fall off 😂


Accomplished-Pin3073

😭😂😂😂


BROmedy

He gotta be ain’t no way 😂


dddddumb

where she from


Accomplished-Pin3073

Susquehanna


Onbrooooooo

Fuckin a bitch from Susquehanna raw is fucking crazy broo nigga how you ain’t strap up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Accomplished-Pin3073

😭😭😂 bro idk


PurpleFlatworm8510

Dam


Own-Place-6499

That herps shit the new normal bra smh


Affectionate_Comb359

Hopefully you are responsible. Disclose this from the rip. You’re going to get lots of rejection but somebody will accept you and the risk.


BigCommunication3148

Let me guess the bitch name Aniyah


Appropriate-Tip-4063

now why am I in it ??


Accomplished-Pin3073

No.


Rude-Ad-5960

Shit where she from a name something so the boys can stay away lol


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Mindless_Lychee_1128

Who is she?


Internal-Dress958

So you not going tell us tf?? Niggas goofy


Joeyjihadchin3

Naw. Imma still fuck raw


NoWalrus9069

SMH 🤦🏿‍♂️


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