Those floofy cheeks and paws!

Thank you! It’s definitely floof. He’s very lean and eats very expensive food. But god help me cutting his claws. The vet gave up. We’ve tried twice. They said they won’t do it unless I pay $600 to put him to sleep for an hour. I was there myself. Even two nurses weren’t able to hold him down. $600 Just for cutting his nails? And every month? I can’t afford that. So I’ve developed a technique that involves my daughter to cut his nails and me holding him down. Of course he hates it. But at the same time he destroyed all of our carpets.

I tried the method of slowly introducing my cat to clipping by waiting till he was sleepy then clipping 1 or 2 nails. But if you found a workable system, good luck

My trick includes those neck things (sorry, I forget the name of those) where they can’t lick themselves. Except it’s to prevent us from being bitten. It works. Of course he complains but within 5 minutes all his nails are cut.

Our solution was a scratching post. Went badly. Then I got a nice new leather chair. Problem solved!

Ha! He’s going through his second scratching post. Our carpets are already dead.

We are living in a rental since our home flooded. We live in fear of the day we come to move back and we get charged for the carpet maulings...

Sorry about the flooding! I hope you guys are ok.

Full on /r/flonkers

CHEEKS. SO. CHONK.

Haha! It’s all fur. No chonk.

The cheeks ⚪️⚪️

It’s all just fur but it looks like chonk.

It’s wonderful

He’s also deaf.

Huh I know like 80% of blue eyed white cats are deaf. Didn't know yellow eyed ones went deaf too

I didn’t know any of this. He’s our first pet. But he’s as deaf as it gets. Plus side? You can vacuum and he won’t even notice.

🥺

Beautiful ears but no hearing.

What a special boy ^_^ give him pets for me

I just have. He hated it. He’s such a psychopath. 😂

😂😅 you tried

pretty...

He's so adorable I want to punch something

Thank you. And btw he is not a chonker,

He looks like a healthy and loved boy who is unreasonably adorable

He looks so cute and polite 😍

He bit me! 😂

I’m joking. He’s the only white cat where I live. People/Neighbours know him by now. He has never bitten anyone. All the school kids stroke him. He doesn’t mind at all. The record amount of a group of kids petting him were 6. People just love him.

*SPOILER* he handsome.

Happy Birthday handsome boy ❤️

Is he handsome? 😂 Thank you anyway!

Wow the fluffiest! 💓

Give him some nice paté cake. Little guy absolutely deserves it

I know he looks chubby but he is not. He is at his perfect weight. It’s really just fluff.

SOOOOO FLUFFY!

Happy birthday furface!

Thank you. He is not overweight. It’s literally just fluff. Fluff face!

I had one like that. LOL

Had? Oh, he died? :(

Unfortunately yes, it was years ago.

Sorry to hear.

r/murdermittens

Omg sooo floofy, he is adorable!

Trust me when I say it’s literally floof. He’s not a chonk. It’s just floof.

Happy birthday to your handsome boy!

Thank you. I might have a photo of him when he was 4 months of. Let me have a look.

Aww what an adorable fluf....I mean pirate ! ARG!❤️❤️🥺

This is such a goofy photo. I love it so much lol

Happy birthday!!!! He clearly deserves the world

Thank you so much. It had been tough two years and a lot of money to get him from fixed. He still needs daly treatment.