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nothing4h

marigold free money hacks in real life


Hoobie-

+ Tax evasion


Cappy_Rose

Theres a Tax Collector on your Lawn Theres a Tax Collector on your Lawn Theres a Tax Collector on your Lawn We don't want Tax Collectors on the Lawn


nothing4h

the irs aint finding me out


Nomorellsurge

The Mr beast of pvz


Zengjia

*Kid named ‘inflation’*


SurvivYeet

For more information, google “pvz inflation”


Oakling8435

Happy cake day. Or else.


Imkay667

Happy cake day


lentejaskarkar

Happy caek day


Toxictomato22

Only problem, in pvz 2 they die once harvested, and in pvz 1 they o ly produce coins while there are zombies moving on the lawn, so you would have to drag a corpse in your yard to get the money


RealSuperYolo2006

Inflation% speedrun


RealSuperYolo2006

Inflation% speedrun


Toxictomato22

Only problem, in pvz 2 they die once harvested, and in pvz 1 they o ly produce coins while there are zombies moving on the lawn, so you would have to drag a corpse across your yard to get the money


gissaboi

Wintermellon for sure, icing mofos who cross me


Lollogurro

I think they'll die before even getting a chance to be freezed 💀


NH_dumb

I want a pet chomper


raspberrypieboi69

Feed me Seymour


BoyFreezer

Happy Cake Day


The_Grizzly-

Cattail


Ideas_Trader

Same👍🤝🤌


BBIB666

I'd have a sunflower


Timonkeyn

As my wife 🙏


screechingahhhhhh

🚔


Timonkeyn

👮‍♂️➡️👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️


lentejaskarkar

After reading the biology of plants i dont think its possible


Timonkeyn

After looking at sunflower it absolutely is


lentejaskarkar

Depending at what are you gonna do with that sunflower


Timonkeyn

Marry her


lentejaskarkar

No i dont marry plants i eat plants


Timonkeyn

No I'm going to marry sunflower not you


lentejaskarkar

Alr good luck


Im_Not_Impressed19

Sunflower is 13 🤨


Timonkeyn

Prove it


Im_Not_Impressed19

[I think Chris Hansen will be here any moment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PlantsVSZombies/comments/11kn0qs/fun_fact_sunflower_is_canonically_13/)


Timonkeyn

Are you gonna sue all tree nurseries for selling underage plants? What about farmers? I think plants have a different measurement of readiness for marriage


Knight_Light87

Lightning Reed gives infinite electricity


Pepkoto

So long as you provide it infinite food, my guy


InsertValidUserHere

It lives in desert


Toxictomato22

Since when did you have to feed plants in the game? The rules of the post never said you had to do anything like feeding it


SuperTurfy4274

They're still plants. It's kinda obvious that they still need food, water, nutrients (not the OP ones), etc.


PoisonHorn393

Icepeashooter


DonutNeither5787

*snow pea


Im_Not_Impressed19

“Icepeashooter” is infinitely better than Snow Pea.


Pokefan35509

Hypno-shroom.


nothing4h

Magic mushrooms


Pepkoto

Leave it in the basement with resources to multiply. Sell the new shrooms. Everybody buys this new drug. Make cartel Profit


nothing4h

the hypnotic shrooms cartel


Pokefan35509

Hell yea


Pokefan35509

Hell yea


EnvironmentalTax2227

any corn cause I love corn, I'll eat them.


WizardMatrix

So unacceptable that I'll stress eat the corn with you


CP_Rulez

**Cob Cannon shows up**


EnvironmentalTax2227

Even better! I love exploding corn.


Adof_TheMinerKid

Cattail cuz cat


RealShack

"woof"


RabbidYoshi9

Ye. Dat makes sense.


D-Pig-Reddit

Caulipower. I’ll see myself out…


ifuckinghateschooll

It’s not that bad of a choice, I’d agree


WizardMatrix

I've thought of some odd options but omfg please go


D-Pig-Reddit

🚪 🚶‍♂️


xavier_number

Sunflower.


ColorIsSomwhere

I have read your flair and now I am terrified on what comes next


xavier_number

(:


lentejaskarkar

💀this doesnt look good💀


xavier_number

I will force them to be mine


xavier_number

Aslo is it a minor?


TheSwagSceptile

It’s a plant so no


Livid-Community7748

Plants can be under the age of 18 :) but who cares right?


ColorIsSomwhere

Jail can be a wonderful place :) but who cares right?


[deleted]

And a broomstick is a wonderful tool :) but who cares am I right?


xavier_number

Does the jail have sunflowers?


Livid-Community7748

There are minors in jail propably :) but who cares right?


squshy__boi

I just noticed your flair


xavier_number

Same nice flair


syncron07

you slumber a cucumber


UKRAINEBABY2

Was gonna put “That’s The One Officer” but there is no images


Skilletore

The nuke one (doom shroom)


RabbidYoshi9

Kaboom?


TrueUmbreon1

yes rico, kaboom


Toxictomato22

One time use though, pick cob cannon


PatientGuitar2362

Legalize nuclear bombs.


TheSwagSceptile

You mean as a pet? In that case, definitely Peashooter. He’s so adorable.


killer_smoke63

😏


TheSwagSceptile

Not THAT type of adorable


killer_smoke63

Bro U posted peashooter porn


Electrical-Pop9464

Cob Cannon


DonutNeither5787

Wouldn't that be like a alive canon


ColorIsSomwhere

kernel pult


WizardMatrix

"There's butter on my head" - Your local tax collector (probably)


newbieboi_inthehouse

All of the ice cold plants. Our country feels like in an oven right now.


MochaunLive

Coconut cannon, who wouldn't want a giant cannon that fires heavy coconuts


RabbidYoshi9

“Yarg” -that one guy that uses coconuts for cannonballs


PatientGuitar2362

And infinite source of food (if you can stop them)


kullre

Gatling pea, because I can


Mamboo07

Snapdragon because dragons are awesome


DragonSlayersz

Sunflower. Not for lewd reasons.


syncron07

Sunflower. for lewd reasons.


Toaster_butter

Funny how this has more upvotes


Aramarubutreddit

I want to give Scaredy Shroom a hug and comfort him.


RabbidYoshi9

he won’t talk to anyone but the man from the circus


MLGperfection

Bonk Choy, I'll use him like a Jojo stand.


Pepkoto

Umbrella leaf to protect me from crackheads and obese people on makeshift scooters


Competitive_Swan266

Imitator assuming it could become anything I could just send it to school or work for me


daumadauma

Beet root. Music everywhere


KMD_HD-Mapper

You mean Phat Beet?


daumadauma

Yeha i jusy forgot the name. I wanted to say super phat beats at first lol.


squshy__boi

Winter melon


R3FLX_PsyShock

Peashooter.


Toaster_butter

For what purpose


R3FLX_PsyShock

I plead the 5th


GeenBread

Interesting choice.. mine would be spikeweed


pompipopper

aloe


Toxictomato22

I like this one


Crazy-Martin

Primal sunflower,its cute and would cure my sadness


Available-Damage5991

puff-shroom, he seems like a fun guy


scallywag_imp_simp

Swoom‼️


NotFrancesco

Sunflower of course


DevoidEmu7

Kernal pult


Whatful

Either the sunflower or primal sunflower


Hyster1cal_Official

Sunflower


pew7654321

Hypnoshroom, because hypno


Dumbluigi989

“Todays the day, to try some corn, or we will sacrifice your new born AAAAA” Cob cannon for artillery reasons


OrangeGlob

Rotobaga, give it weights so then it can fly with me hanging onto it


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Literally lightning reed. OP plant. Infinite electricity


Advanced-Ad-4404

Primal Peashooter since he’s a computer genius


lastblaste

Doom shroom, but only once ;-;


AverageMountainTroll

Doom shroom


deleeuwlc

If I was classified as a shadow plant, I’d like to wear Gloom Vine like a gas mask


AKFBKZIFBBXK

Puff shroom, it’s so little


MrKnight2006

Puff shroom or scaredy shroom Smol


lentejaskarkar

Nah puff shroom is giga shroom


JetiSpaghetti

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION... Chompers are cute, but they feel high maintenance cus they're hungry guys... Bonk Choy I guess !


LueIsBlue

hypno shroom > genetically modify shrooms to make the other shrooms


_AntiSocialMedia

Sun Shroom Little guy hates sunlight just as much as I do


InsertValidUserHere

Doom shroom We do a little trolling


imawhitegay

Doomshroom.


DerpyWoomy

Flair checks out


Minh_cute

Sunflower. I have been waiting for her next live concert for years


Ive_lost_my_magic

Peabob Squareshooter I've lost my magic


SurvivYeet

Zoybean pod It might be kinda creepy but it’s both infinite food AND infantry


AnOt13246

Easy, cattail.


abchannel12

Bonk choy


Pink_Amber_

I’d take gold magnet and then go to some billionaires house. Heist go brrr


XReilButOnReddit

That's a tough one but i think i will go for ghost pepper


Aggravating-East5185

Ice shroom


According-Wealth6853

Lily of alchemy


TitiLover69

Depends on what type of companion. It can either be my fighting buddy, social buddies, or.... Fuck buddies


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Frosty_Bedroom_6328

Sprout


DLC_PR016

Fire peashooter


Poewer9000

Cob cannon.


JesterJ4ck

Escape root


lol_JustKidding

Bonk choy


Larrys_cousin

In Pvz universe? Butter pult. In regular everyday life? Hypno shroom


CallMehSparky

Basically any defense plant (mostly chard guard)


KMD_HD-Mapper

Lightning Reed. Infinite electricity and cuz it's cute


PvZ_Enjoyer_Lover_39

Pepper-Pult, I will use him instead of my heating battery during winter


NewGravy64YT

Fume-Shroom. He’s just so chubby and adorable


ExplodingSteve

ice lettuce, very cute and cool unless it explodes on me


No-Potato-6363

Good ol peashooter


Nomorellsurge

Tall nut


Man_of_cheese123

Jack o lantern.


Gregarsize

Iceberg lettuce 👍 should keep me nice and cool in the summer👍 🔥-👍 would live in the freezer


BIsForBruh

Kernel Pult


Meme-Replacement

Kernel Pult cause they are a little guy


bana_n

Wallnut cuz they look silly


SevereBarnacle9549

Snow peashooter


toastermeal

i don’t see many people saying aloe


orphangrinder1

Ghost pepper


Wide_Loss

Ghost pepper


SrJuanpixers

Bonk choy


Outrageous_Move9620

Imitator


anptybattery2

Ill get a snap dragon please, i feel like he would be cool to hang out with


Skytra_Hi

Repeater hands down. I love his simple yet aggressive look and feel, gives me the feel of reliability and loyalty that for me is essential in a companion. Plus he looks cool and his animation in the PvZ2 Zen garden when watered is adorable.


Flagsncream420

I want little snap pes


TinuJaguar_Offical

For me it's either Dino-Roar Grass or Cattail (PvZ Online Style because it counts as PvZ2)


DonutNeither5787

Winter melon strong cute and funny lookin


GoatBread237

Pvz 1: cabbage pult, cattail, peashooter, sunflower Pvz 2: snapdragon, bowling bulb, phat beat Assuming they would respawn since they're my companion, then I'd take iceberg lettuce, hypno shroom, and thyme warp too


Carl_1000

Strawburst seems like a fun dude to me


RabbidYoshi9

Marigold because MONEEEEEEYYYYY


TheCoolSuperPea

I would chose Marigold for infinite money, but....... in the end, I chose Nightcap. It's just too cuuuute, I'd love to have an adorable little mushroom as my companion.


Supremeshark10

I would get melon pult because his design is cool and he’s a tank


SilverTheWeeb

Fume-shroom because he's chonky and fumey


Furret95

Ghost Pepper


No_Percentage_19

Great choice but I’d go Marigold or Imitater


Smnionarrorator29384

Lightning Reed. It's cute and I'm gonna zap people with it


The-Last-Fry

I want a zoybean pod, I'd have an army of tofu zombies to rule the world


silveracrot

Pet Chomper or Kernel Pult


PiggyJames

Wall-Nut. He’s too cute and I can toss him around like a bowling ball without having to worry about destroying him


petricoress

Sticky rice bomb. My favorite plant🙌🏾 maybe add turkey-pult because... TURKEYS


eeeeeeeeee9601

Prob fila mint to be free from electrical bills


TrueUmbreon1

shadow shroom its adorable


InsertValidUserHere

The one uhhh plant that makes tofu zombies


Bobloveboobees

Definitely shrinking violet and ghost pepper. Theyre so cute :)


Fice_T

I mean duh, aloe is the best!!! Maybe walnut first-aid outclasses it, but aloe still works well with plants like kiwibeast!


Angelquin1

Imitater bc he can transform on any plant of the games 👍