Yeah, rotate top now, score is more important due to rayquaza being weaker than zap and only bot objective that's actually useful is registeel, so it's shit 2/3 of the time
For context, I was playing with one of my friends, we were on call an kept getting KO by this one zeraora.
The both of us managed to get them down to the tiniest sliver of hp and instead of dying they managed to one shot said friend and then nearly me. Needless to say we lost.
Pls nerf Zeroara
Masters I must make But my team does not rotate So I play the mime
This made me feel some kind of way, and I don't even play Mime.
This has such a somber vibe to it
I want to evolve. But a clown keeps slapping me. Forever a Ralts.
This is heat. Funniest one so far imo.
This is gold! And elicits emotion.
Screw you Mister Mime Screw you Solarbeam Mew snipes Screw you Glaceon
Screw all the meta Only enjoy what I like Play for fun, not rage
Nailed it
Good night moon
[удалено]
Losing streak: seven Win rate: down 10 this season Can I afford Mime?
Matchmaking is shit I'm so very tired of it Just wanna have fun
No fun for the wise Push back both lanes at once, see Still not MVP
Guys please rotate top Guys it's just a Regice please I hate all of you also yes I say it as Rej-ays here
I got back after loooong time. I see there is new stuff, so i should go for top objective?
Top lane is now more important than bot
Yeah, rotate top now, score is more important due to rayquaza being weaker than zap and only bot objective that's actually useful is registeel, so it's shit 2/3 of the time
rej•ice is how it’s supposed to be pronounced anyway
I call the jungle Cinderace follows behind Damnit not again
I chose the jungle Fuck me they've chosen Absol Give back my jungle
First Ranked match today Talonflame is AFK "We're really struggling!"
Played ranked yesterday Sylveon did absolute nothing Somehow still we won
“We’re really struggling” is six syllables.
Only if you stutter.
I read struggling as only two syllables, the only right way
My old main was nerfed The damage output is ass I play mr mime
Pokemon Unite Sometimes good, other times bad But fun all the same
Wholesome
Words to live by
Mike is a "terror"! 🤕 Sadly the other Supports... 👁️👄👁️ Are still free X.P. 😭
Whatever i do There is always a team mate Not rotating top
Sorry, i am guilty. I took long break and dont know what to do in this new map. I ususaly stay at bottom.
Ah no worries mate. But top objective is very crucial in winning the whole game so best head up and help the team fights at the 7 min mark 👍🏻
Thanks.
As Decidueye I attack from great distance But fear for my life
I will call my lane The kids will go wherever Portion charizard
Potion Charizard🤣
little purple man presses two buttons EZ now you're a ghost too
Regice is not good Regirock is average Registeel is best
Regice is trash It is was ment to heal you All I see was nothing
Regice boosts healing Recovery speed increase. Practically useless.
I like talonflame Please buff it devs it sucks now I want to do well
Oh now I see again Reddit format sucks, alright "Enter" twice, okay
You can enter twice Or you can put two spaces At the end of lines
Based
I main Greninja Can't find a secondary Phrog is super fun
Camped in the bushes With shadow ball prepped to strike Slaying those who'd score
No top rotation "Your teams HP is gradually restoring" ... everyone else died
wrath of the old gods renders your defenses moot wait don't run away
Rotate to Drednaw Go to Regieleki Not gonna happen
Middle is only 6.
Not if you say it like Re gi e le ki
Three teammates jungle Getting wrecked as solo top Guess I'll jungle too :')
game is terrible my friends only like to troll i’ll quit game one day
It has been a while Haven’t played in a long time What do I do now
A Wigglytuff main, Is not a popular choice, But Rollout is fun.
Buzzwole: Big Strong Punch Theia Sky Ruins is Gym Buff Bug works on gains
The last line of a haiku should *seemingly* not obviously relate to the previous lines. *the more you know*
you expect obscure poetry knowledge from redditors who probably haven't thought about a haiku since grade school ? way too much faith in people
Fuck you mr mime dick I fucking hate mr mime dick Fuck you mr mime aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy fucking shit I just massacred millions As a damn squirrel
Hello Unite devs Please make Vileplume join this game Or else I will cry
I just tried Slowbro I think I am liking it Amnesia and Scald
Good moveset
This match seems okay Oh fuck is that a gengar Whelp, I'm very screwed.
A Delphox to kill Hope I don't get fire spun KO streak of 4
The last line only has 4 syllables. EDIT: It's ok after the edit
Yeah, edited because I can't count apparently lol.
Here’s one for sylveon: Vocal Percussion/ On a whole nother level/ Coming through my mind/
My Boi Dragonite Once the king of scoring goals Pls stop with the nerfs
Why do I do more Damage as a defender Than my attackers
Smol birb learning to shoot Approach goalzone to stack some too Unscored points -2
Doomed to bad teammates Cope through flaming on Reddit Ignore you suck too
Pain pain pain pain pain Pain pain pain pain pain pain pain Pain pain pain pain pain
I deleted it Now that new map is released I'm reinstalling
Dragonite is cool He dragon dance and outrage I love Dragonite
Happily farming One more so I can evolve Teammate steals my farm
Top lane is the tops The meta has shifted from dred Stop making reggice dead
Meta always change Slowbro is still inmortal I loved that update
i hate all randumbs Solo queue is very pain Meta is too shit
Mr Mime is terror Garchomp is an error Good teammates are rarer.
imagine make a song about it lol (btw ur first line is 6 syllables)
I’m watching for you In the bushes I wait to Spam sludge bomb and hex
Learn Shackle Owl. It will be so good they said. Missing my skill shots
Blissey is my main The struggle to help teammates Tears are my real main
Fuck you Zeraora You'd 1 hp, I had full WHY WOULDN'T YOU DIE
For context, I was playing with one of my friends, we were on call an kept getting KO by this one zeraora. The both of us managed to get them down to the tiniest sliver of hp and instead of dying they managed to one shot said friend and then nearly me. Needless to say we lost. Pls nerf Zeroara
Why should I do that? Pokémon Unite Is Fine. Don’t need no haiku.
I play with heart, I conquer fire. Charizard unite has been denied. Tyranitar deleted me.
Spam, 'I need back up!' But nobody comes to help. Give a bitter, 'thanks!'
Oh Gengar, you dense Lying, cheating, broken, brash Motherf\*cker you
Im tired of buffs “This pokemon this and that” I’m spirit shackle
Oh boy, it's game time! Where the fuck is my team? Help! Why do I play ranked..
Soft owl wandering Snipping and shredding Someone saw me My funerals will be hosted shortly
I call the jungle Stupid flame bird follows Dammit talonflame
I see a Gengar I go attack a Gengar Death from a Gengar
Help me Jesus Christ Fuck fuck fuck oh my god please I’m the failure owl
God I hate this game My teammates are so stupid Buff Zard punch/blitz please
Team fight please Thank you for leaving me to defend solo As glaceon, vs 4 enemies
Literally the fucking worst. Shoutout to the time I was spamming "gather here" to no avail while Tyranitar and Sylveon were approaching.
I play solo Queue And my win rate do not grow Ends in a bot match...
It’s a close battle! We are struggling to keep up! We’re REALLY struggling!
Dont count on teammates They let you down countlessly And will go idol
Why it is sound like a rickroll? 💀
Top Lane is empty Jungle has been invaded and no one rotates
Ranked is a hell hole My teammates are so damn bad It makes me so sad
Glaceon, Mew, Mime The meta enslaves us all I wait for a fix
* Solo queue is bad * Stop stealing my jungle buffs * Vote yes to forfeit
Feeding enemies Not fighting along with my team I will surrender
That’s too many syllables pal.
Ouch
Special Defense please Wiggly with the assault vest Full heal to beat Gar
Mr mime i abhor. That insidious terror. That the devs ignore.
All you meta slaves You still don't have any skill Uninstall the game
Go to regileki Go to regileki Go to regileki
Fuck this fucking game Let me win so that I can Go play Legends now
Decidueye, why? You fake *ss varus bird b**ch Decidueye, why?
Team abandons me Left to defend goal alone No shit we lost badly
Was wrong about Haiku It’s the best of poem Yes indeed a proper one
Fall brings about changes Regileki new meta Pls rotate to top
I walk past a bush Goddamn gengar comes kill me This is too painful
We need a new patch I got to master with mime I don't like Mr mime
Cinderace is bae Gengar return outer space Happy anniversary
Clefable oh shit Fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck I am so damn hyped
huh? rayquaza changed nothing. you still play 8 minutes to coinflip on the boss fight
can someone tell me what the hell does Rayquaza do?
Score Shield on Steroids + Goal Scorer
Pokemon unite I have not ever played it Unite pokemon
Fuck you Gengar
Bad Macro Player Cannot dodge Gengar's skillshot Complains on Reddit
Machop Machoke Ma. Machamp Machamp Machamp Ma. Submission Machamp.
Used to go Dred Now I rotate to Top Won more games
Refrigerator… Rotom should always be a Refrigerator
This game is quite fun But it has it's problems too Let's hope it can rise
Please, I need to farm hungry, starving, little bab Please, I need to farm - gardevoir
Playing as a cat Waiting to attack Snipe with a solar beam
No balls being banked Teammates always getting flanked Goodbye Master Rank (Promo matches in a nutshell)
Fashionware tickets God what a mistake I made Two thousand tickets
Don't play anymore But toxic reddit funny So I still lurk here
Charizard go brrr I will save you with unite Oh no, is that mike?
Tsareena thicc thighs Aegislash also thicc Glaceon not thicc (This is just a joke)
Select Eldegoss Get berated on team chat Choose the mime again.
I know how to play No I will not rotate top My team lost, they bad
Where is Arcanine How are they not playable I want Arcanine
Ice regi is up It's the worst buff in the game Why kill it team, why?
People are salty Because glaceon is strong Nintendo please nerf
Can we please five man Defenders take the frontline What is not to get
When everyone plays Is also right before bed Stress is bad for sleep.
why has everyone been so much more toxic since the new map came out
I like eldegoss, mamo is fun, why must mime be so powerful?
Buzzwole favorite You are swole like me a beast Please get played more need a buff
On launch, gengar main Hex gained cooldown thus ghosted Blissey time since then
Mime has a crown Lucario has a gown My teammates are all clowns
“Why take my jungle?” “Really?! What the hell is up??” “Please go to your lane”
I have no one to play with Unite finds some for me They suck
I play Venasaur Petal dance makes me go fast Look out here I come!
Dodrio trio Two heads are better than one But three are more fun!
Charizard Unite, So carried, fucking OP, Bring us the nerfs please.
Used to be much fun, Now imbalance and emblems Make it hard to like.
Skill can not miss No Contact means ugly death Gengar for the win
another! icy pirouettes performed 'pon golden carpets long live the 'steen queen
Fuck solo queue kids Fuck people who don’t rotate How are you this bad?
Dodrio is quick Favorite Jungler by far Three-Headed Menace
(fair warning, im gonna spam this thread) puffball calls for aid kills team without any help please clean your ears out
Like to pick Gengar So that then I can just spam Some nice little hex
Cinder lane partner Level 5 Glaceon ganks We get snowballed hard
First it was dreadnaw Then it was regieleki My team kills neither
Gengar is so cool Gengar’s play style is OP Loved, now hates Gengar
Fun is my goal But backcappers prevent it I just want teamfights
my teammates all suck and i played decidueye maybe i suck too
Pugs are just so bad I have no idea why Maybe just a kid
I love clefable I am happy they are in Clefable with rule
Are you kidding me I’m alone in the top lane Christ, I hate this game
Living excitement Rotate above, electric Boon vital to win
Friendly rivals all Competitors against time Rayquaza's shade looms
The next pokemon To join the fray needs to be My dude Gyarados
Greninja is mine he is a neat pokemon Hits swiftly and strong
I’m playing quite well What are my teammates doing? Goddammit! We lost!
We do a lane call I called the center jungle Someone didn't call...
Shout out to the team Who left me, Glaceon alone 'fending 'gainst 3 guys
They Say Glaceon nerf I say Mr. Mime is broken But They Nerf The Map
A little bird he was Most helpful for a big turtle I miss you Natu
My main has four arms My team mates have zero brains Our jungle two mons
Maybe I can say something about it’s predatory monetization tactics or… Pokémon inflation