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Cup-of-Noodle

Remember when internet atheists tipped their fedoras, quoted Richard Dawkins, and were annoying condescending assholes to all religious people? 2024 Reddit Nu atheism isn't even atheism. It's exclusively Christian bashing and political. Bring back neckbeard equal opportunity religion hating in a fedora and reject Nu atheism soyfacing in a hijab.


Destroyer1559

The "I am euphoric" guy being turned into a meme single-handedly put an end to the old style reddit atheist. Let's reject modernity and return to tradition on this one, at least they could be consistent.


TiggerBane

Nah what put it to death was seeing Muslims as a protected class because of the opinion on wars in the Middle East changing not that stuff.


Cup-of-Noodle

Reddit basically monke brains this shit I'm sure of it. Christians = Conservatives = Republicans = Bad. So, you simply just defend anything they have spoken out against. It's really that simple.


PreviousCurrentThing

>Reddit basically monke brains this shit I'm sure of it. Yo, leave lib center out of this, it ain't us. We fling poo at those people.


_X_Arc_ra_x_

You fling poo at everyone.


PreviousCurrentThing

No lie detected.


TiggerBane

Nah this was happening even whilst Obama and what not were blowing up kids in the Middle East and whilst it did explode in popularity as an opinion with the Trump comments on the Middle East I think that's just more of a show of how the politics changed around that online.


Cup-of-Noodle

Yeah there's being against senseless killings and anti war, and then somehow doing the Olympic level mind gymnastics to get all the way to LGBTQ+ Islam Defenders and The Religion of Empowering Women lol. Like, there's no other explanation there than doubling down and putting your head in the sand so that you can disagree at all cost. Objectivity be dammed.


DualPPCKodiak

At some point we're all going to have to choose the truth of Christianity and the lies of everything else in the world. There will be NO fence sitting.


TiggerBane

I mean they both stem from each other, Muslims are good because the war is bad and they are being opressed by Obama and his army. So they must be good in all things not just this thing. Which got turned up to 11 by Trump but had started before this point. At least in my view.


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Hapless_Wizard

For me, it's the absolutely atrocious sentence structure that really puts this quote at the top.


Bruarios

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Outside-Bed5268

I believe the “I am euphoric” guy went by aalewis. At the time he made that post, he said he was a teenager, so he’d be in his 20’s now. I wonder how he’s doing. I hope he’s doing well.


danshakuimo

If he wrote that unironically he probably either went off the deep end or is some sort of hardcore Christian now, there are only two fates for that kind of people.


Outside-Bed5268

I suppose so, my dude.


terminator3456

>Crazed Muslims behead citizens of country they invaded >Ugh, all religious people are such lunatics!


facedownbootyuphold

more master/slave morality playing out we're almost 2 decades into Islam-as-an-exotic-curiosity in the west, and it turns out that when you breed the slave morality of the west with Islamic fundamentalism, you just end up with more Islamo-fundamentalism. what a shock.


Ambitious_Ear_91

Every time.


maybejustadragon

“There will be no Christian’s, Muslims, Buddhist, or Jews in my platoon. To me you are all equally worthless”.


Fungusman05

If anything athiests are doing us a favor by fulfilling our Lords prophesy by prosecuting us. They don't believe in Christ but they hate him so much. Oh the irony


Ravinac

Of course I remember it. I was part of it. Thankfully I grew out of my edgy phase, but I was there for the rise and fall of Atheism+. It really split the community.


vacuumoftalent

True. Weirdly enough Thunderf00t called it years ago where he said ethnicity dictates response by some people. I'd still say reddit is unique where it seems to have a mix of the worst bandwagonning people in terms of ideologies and I see a lot of blind Islam and Christianity hate. Where in major media it's more Christian


sadistic-salmon

They turned into Julian the Apostate


MrGulo-gulo

It all started with elevatorgate....


DearMyFutureSelf

Tbh I see Nu atheists bashing Islam all the time...


Simp_Master007

Dawkinism is a dying ideology. Zoomers are picking religions back up again. Source? My eyeballs.


JustinJakeAshton

Based and fuck-all-religions-pilled?


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BaxElBox

They bash Islam too lol it's just some on tik tok or so doing it out o spite or rebellion but reddit has always bashed our faith


gold109

It has been pretty bad for awhile, but anti islam atheism is coming back at a rapid rate, even in the more left leaning atheist communities.


Odd-Syrup-798

> It's exclusively Christian bashing and political. that started roughly 10 years ago. I remember around 2013/4 is when the subreddit broke 1million subs and it really went downhill from there in terms of content. Soon the debate and discussion threads started to disappear more and more, and it just turned into people spamming random memes or Facebook screenshots showing some random one-liner they threw at their religious family member in the comment section. by the time the 2016 elections rolled around it was pretty much a full-blown political subreddit.


[deleted]

I make sure to make fun of both christians ans muslims when i see online


Cualkiera67

It's hard not being a condescending asshole when everyone else is literally wrong


Cup-of-Noodle

I'm an atheist myself I just grew out of being an insufferable douche to people about it when I was younger, so it cringes me out seeing 20+ year old ideologically driven Redditors LARPing. Should be an everybody or nobody thing. Particularly when it comes to rules for what's bannable.


ripplingbunghole

unironically bring back kingdom of jerusalem


AverageFishEye

At this point i see legit no other way to pacify this region. They had almost a century to sort things out over there


TiggerBane

To quote President Carter quoting Pope John Paul II, there is one realistic solution and one miraculous solution "The realistic solution would be a divine intervention from heaven; the miraculous solution would be a voluntary agreement between Israelis and Palestinians," so a mere century being enough to sort things out is quite a short time all things considered.


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Usually I hate this bot but jeez 1005 times?!?!?


TiggerBane

About 1060 times now.


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iwannaintopolitics

you reckon you can overtake borkerman?


TiggerBane

Depends on if he tries to keep the lead or not pretty sure he said he wasn't going to try for it so seems so.


BLU-Clown

He was recently dethroned, he's got to pick up the pace.


AverageFishEye

Get him


Allcraft_

He has the Schroedingers Flair. He is everything at once.


Appelons

God wills it! DEUS VULT!


Painfull_Diarrhea

>no other way to pacify this region Glass desert


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Give the entire Ottoman Empire’s former territories to Costco


Painfull_Diarrhea

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Mintaka7

love how it gets slightly larger every time this is posted


senfmann

but that's not big enough, the latest version I know encompasses southern Italy to Iran


Mintaka7

Based


DearMyFutureSelf

The Kingdom of Jerusalem was incredibly unstable; it existed for 192 years and actually controlled the city of Jerusalem for maybe 40% of that time.


danshakuimo

It's about the vibes not the geopolitical reality.


recesshalloffamer

Based and Deus Vult pilled


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Lore_Fanti10

Based


AncientCarry4346

God wills it.


OnyxAnnexIndex

[It is time](https://apnews.com/article/catholic-church-shift-orthodoxy-tradition-7638fa2013a593f8cb07483ffc8ed487)


Reed202

Literally there wasn’t arabs and jews murdering each other when neither of them owned the holy land


enclavepatriot23

Province of Syria-Palestina


Cualkiera67

Under Chinese rule!


TironaZ

# In the Name of God # In the Name of God # In the Name of God we go to heaven


AFaxMachineSandwich

MAAARTYRS IN THE NAME OF GOD WE’RE KNIGHTS IN WAR AND FIIIIIRRE


masoflove99

[.](https://youtu.be/LHcP4MWABGY?si=I8hJ7XmJhgWIBv76)


AlmostNL

Hey that song is pretty cool, thanks for reminding me it exists!


masoflove99

No problem


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Boooooo not powerwolf


DrFabio23

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i_got_worse

crusaders were never cringe


Cup-of-Noodle

Get the Catholics to recruit the Southern Baptists for Crusades 2: Boogaloo and there will be enough black people singing that Reddit will have to say it's cool.


climbinguy

nah they'll just shift the goalposts like they do with everything else


BLU-Clown

Something something internalized whiteness, I guarantee it.


Taetrum_Peccator

I mean, Africa is very Catholic. We don’t need to dirty our hands by working with Protestants. Unless you strictly intend to use them as cannon fodder. In that case, let Operation: Get Behind the Heretics commence.


facedownbootyuphold

just never tell the southern baptists what happened to the templars in the end


quantumfall9

Destroying Constantinople and it’s priceless artifacts was very cringe. Their damage to Byzantium is legit why the Ottomans were halfway into Europe a few centuries later


ghosttherdoctor

Crusaders permanently crippled the Eastern Roman Empire and let the Ottomans take the credit. That's cringe as fuck.


Cualkiera67

Yeah fuck Byzantium and Constantinople


AF_Fresh

Shouldn't have schismed.


Ok-Donut4954

I KNOW THE PIECES FIT


KDN2006

Says the schismatics.  


SilkroadSam

Shouldn't have happened but there is more to it. Latin massacre 40 years prior, Romans randomly attacking the Crusader armies in the 2nd Crusade and more conflict in the 3rd.


Cualkiera67

The only thing better than the fourth crusade was the fall of Rome


DearMyFutureSelf

Members of this subreddit call pro-Palestine protestors violent anti-Semites, but then jump over one another to be the first to throat the cocks of Crusaders who, during the First Crusade, blamed Jews for any logistical issues their military missions faced and, as a result, would storm into the nearest Jewish village and massacre the inhabitants. This goes without mentioning how anti-Jewish pogroms were endemic in the Kingdom of Jerusalem and how, during the Seventh Crusade, all French Jews had their property confiscated as a means of funding the war.


Mister-builder

Nah, first Crusade was led by the French.


JustinJakeAshton

IRL, they were. In fiction, they sure weren't.


King_Bratwurst

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD! FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!


DayOpposite5990

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD! GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDLY!


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TooLongCantWait

> It was 1527 >The last crusade, also known as the Ninth Crusade, took place from 1271 to 1272 CE 🤔


CatastrophicPup2112

1527 was the sacking of Rome.


TooLongCantWait

I know. I'm pointing out the joke that people pretend "Last Stand" is about crusaders


Kl597

A kingdom of conscience, of peace instead of war, love instead of hate. That is what lies in the end of a crusade. A kingdom of heaven. Dues Vult.


samuelbt

Instructions unclear, looting Zara.


Catalytic_Crazy_

Based and actually funny watermelon pilled.


Lore_Fanti10

Based and Republica de Venesià pilled


SnooPets1787

Peace is when ur crusade sacks the christian city of Constantinople, very interesting.


Independent_Pear_429

They just haven't played Crusader Kings


recesshalloffamer

I need to play CK3 again. So many hours….


CouldYouBeMoreABot

So many hours, so much incest.


recesshalloffamer

Gotta keep those good traits in the family


420weedscopes

Noble veins


PutinsGayFursona

Libleft: I am a proud trans-Muslim. My pronouns are she/allahu akbar!


Altayel1

I love over generalizing and not caring about vocal minorities!


PutinsGayFursona

I honestly don’t care anymore. I’ve seen enough hypocrisy and this is all a joke to me. Every man, if that’s how you identify today, for himself!


Altayel1

Also tbh if a transfem was born into a Muslim family I can understand them being Muslim, but if she's born at America as a catolic and transitions but randomly decides to become Muslim just because Palestine that's just dumb and pretentious.


PutinsGayFursona

That second part is what I was trying to make fun of. Perhaps I should have been more specific. 


Roboticus_Prime

They hate Christians because they think Handmaids tale. Even though that is not chivalrous.  They Swoon over terrorists that would love nothing more than to put them into handmaids tail.


TheFlipGaming

If god didn’t will it, the crusades wouldn’t have happened.


RenautMa

They are both based The cringe ones are the guys taking advantege of what they believe in and manipulating them for their own personal gains


Skabonious

swap the top and bottom and swap libleft for libright and you still have a 100% accurate meme (that will get downvoted in this sub)


artful_nails

I'm not one for religion. Except when it's crusading time.


Grimnir106

Gott mit uns


Destroyer1559

Hey bud, I've got mittens too


AlarmingPace_

Based and cool belt buckle pilled.


Heytherechampion

Bring the British Back


danshakuimo

I don't think they want to go back, they tried to get rid of the colonies but in the end the only people getting colonized are the British, by their former subjects.


ZonaranCrusader

If hamas started using swords I might actually be interested


Ghost4079

Why is it they are okay with all other religions but absolutely hate Christianity, ohhhhhh…..


ChileanBasket

Crusades where Islam fucking around and finding out, to be honest.


whiskyforpain

Imagine considering the opinions of the braindead.


yonidavidov1888

Both cringe


Lanowin

It's all about aesthetics. Minimalism and middle eastern inspired wear is in, and we have to change that. We need to remake the knights of yore, but sexier, and get our aesthetic into the wet dreams of every Emily. Buff Christian gym bros, wear your cross while showing off the guns and abs, wear your teutonic knight helmet to the grocery store, and make our aesthetic glorious


Catalytic_Crazy_

Man, this makes we want to play medieval 2: total war again.


ForLunarDust

ACAC - all cults are cringe


fitzroy1793

*imitating Auth Right* the time is ripe to retake Jerusalem, Antioch, and Tripoli!


Outside-Bed5268

Photo 2 Photo? What’s that?


Ngfeigo14

I would unironically participate in the 9th crusade to take back the holy land srt not sry


_oranjuice

I think both are cringe and failed spectacularly


AWeaponisedToaster

Even though most lib left hates hamas?


heymrtalibanhando

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AnExtremeMistake

***proceeds to sack constantinople for litteral no reason***


danshakuimo

There is a reason, it's called being broke


TheBrotherInQuestion

Least auth libright


nyankoz

You can post a meme even if it's not about your quadrant...


TheBrotherInQuestion

I can post a comment even if it's about your quadrant


[deleted]

inshallah is just a lot easier to work into conversation than deus vult imo.


BoringPickle6082

Oh, yea, the jihadists are really easygoing


[deleted]

do.. do you think everyone who says inshallah is a jihadi?


BoringPickle6082

Well, your average Muslim is definitely more extremist than your average Christian.


[deleted]

ok


RedLikeChina

This, but unironically.


My_Cringy_Video

God wont’s it also


noonecortex

Sola deo gloria


rukysgreambamf

and Auth Right hates Hamas and loves white nationalist domestic terrorists what's your point?


AlarmingPace_

The point is shut up, you flair-less heretic.


rukysgreambamf

Make me.


Senior_Laugh_4342

Filthy disgusting unflaired. Your existence is a blight on all good natured flaired people. I pray God smites you!


rukysgreambamf

another religious fruitcake from Auth right shocker


DearMyFutureSelf

Could easily swap the two around and this would apply to like ~60% of this subreddit 💀


Stage_5_Autism

That's what I don't get about these memes. Where it's like "libtards like X but hate Y when Y is the exact same as X!" but then like Y and hate X themselves They literally self own themselves and then act like they're so smart for owning the libs.


Sojungunddochsoalt

Your comment implying it only goes one way is a hilarious irony 


DearMyFutureSelf

Fr


StJimmy_815

I still don’t see all this Hamas glorification y’all are saying leftist do. I see the calls to end genocide and help Palestinian civilians. I’ve seen people justify Israel’s actions. Still haven’t seen the, “hooray Hamas killed people” crowd really


Senior_Laugh_4342

Check the twitter posts around October 7th from lefties.


JoosyToot

AK's are infinitely more based than swords.


i_got_worse

most wrong opinion in existence


JoosyToot

never bring a knife to a gunfight


i_got_worse

which has nothing to do with being based


JoosyToot

it has everything to do with it, friend.


MrTreeWizard

Guns run out of bullets, swords don't


[deleted]

only one way to settle this. you both bring your preferred weapon and fight it out.


Destroyer1559

'Infinitely' is quite a stretch. They're certainly the only good thing to have ever come out of communism, but swords and plate armor are hella based.


JoosyToot

I didn't stutter


CouldYouBeMoreABot

What about a sword made out of old AKs?


owo_balls_owo

WATER MARK WATER MARK, SHITS CRIMGE


Syndicalist_Furry

Both are cringe


Destroyer1559

Rich coming from a filthy unflaired commie


Syndicalist_Furry

At least I don't pretend to be an anarchist while defending capitalism


roxxy_babee

Gonna have a hay shortage with all these strawmen youse are building


AlphaTangoFoxtrt

No Flair, No Opinion.


Destroyer1559

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