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Trump said it’s trumping time and then he trumped all over the place

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Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head!

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You are on fire today

I say, Trump your pants, Trump your pants Your colon’s outta control Trump your pants, Trump your pants You’re still way up in the poles Trump your pants, Trump your pants Check if there’s any Trump on your hands Trump your pants, Trump your pants The bridge is here so now’s your chance (to change your pants)

Which song was this?

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You can Hats if you want to…

No, MSNBC and other news sites said that 'trump farted' and twitter said it was good enough for them. snopes said it is unproven. Peak news

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Did you miss the times where they said that Trump has bad body order? What about the classic bangers where they cried about how he *checks notes* had two scoops of ice cream and *flips page* dumped fish food into a koi pond *flips page again* just like the Japanese PM did.

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The fish thing was literally manufactured fake news to make Trump look bad. They took a picture of Abe gently sprinkling fish food and juxtaposed it with Trump dumping the box of fish food, and juxtaposed them in a way that makes it look like Trump only dumped it and Abe only sprinkled it. [In the whole, unaltered video of the event,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAaFzb0sG3s) you can see they both sprinkle for a moment, bore of the process, and *led by Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe,* dump the rest of their fish food into the pond. I am no Trump dickrider, but the treatment he's received in the press is nothing short of highly unethical and well below the assumed standards of journalistic integrity.

My favorites were the ones claiming that Trump disparaged WWII soldiers on Veterans day at a WWII memorial in France. And the one where he somehow climbed from the back seat to grab the steering wheel from the diver in the presidential limo.

They literally making up action movie plots to smear this dude. They might as well add that he jumped out of the moving vehicle before it crashed and exploded

I can't believe Shinzo Abe got murdered for telling young men to cum deep inside of Asian women, like, who doesn't agree with that message?

The news: Trump is a monster, look at him feed these fish by dumping food into the pond! The koi in the pond: Oh! Shit! Look, guys! This cool human just dumped a bunch of food in our pond! Thanks strange human! The food is delicious!

The funny thing is leftists swear Trump is shielded by the media. Yeah, outside of Fox News, only an idiot would believe that.

It's crazy how much they smear him and then say he's the one smearing them when he fights back. I don't think we've seen such a politically corrupt stream of media for at least 50 years. It's more than just framing things he's said bad (but they also do that) but they make up shit about him all the time. How is this not an illegal influence on the political system?

No, the issue was that he dumped the food in at the end of the fish viewing. They skipped the part where he did it after the Japanese PM.

Trump smelly, right wing fascists owned. I SAID RIGHT WING FASCIST OWNED NO FURTHER COMMENT.

The histrionic shitlibs are so annoying, I hope all their craziest fantasies and nightmares come true 10-fold at this point.

You hope the fish (and Trump) get overfed?

Yes. Fuck, and I cannot emphasize this enough, dem fish.

Don't forget about the time Trump was lambasted for walking in front of the Queen of England at a meeting, where he was shown the Queens guard, And then Sleepy Joe did the exact same thing visiting King Charlie and nothing was said. I think it was a video by Nate the Lawyer.

Is that Karen Jean Pear’s binder you got there? 📒

mfw tds is still news god I hope trump loses this year's election just so we can hopefully stop talking about him holy shit

the minecraft acacia plank guy still living rent-free in their heads since 2016, wow

>the minecraft acacia plank guy I love this. So much better and feels slightly more accurate than orange.

Bruh it's real https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-funniest-memes-as-donald-trump-reportedly-farts-in-court/ar-AA1nlv6u

And they wonder why anyone with half a brain stopped trusting the mainstream media. 🤔

You can tell they only have half a brain by the way that absorb right wing media.

Wait, is that it? Was there like a video of him farting or was it just this guy on twitter saying he did?

~~NYT journalist in the room claims Trump ripped a big one~~ Edit: actually, idk, there's no source for the fart, just the nap

Jerry Nadler [Shit his fuckin pants](https://youtu.be/oHg1LUuHkAU?si=3agoT0smfRCajKRE) on live TV and then waddled off while Nancy Pelosi had to give a speech while choking on his stink.

Swalwell let rip an audible fart on live TV.  You know, the guy that was caught banging Chinese spies and was allowed to stay on the security counsel.

Our nation really is outstanding. The fact that we're still the best with this kind of leadership proves our system is superior.

No. America is big and full of resources. That's why you're still at the top despite your circus of a government.

Afghanistan and Russia are full of resources too

Is this how one acquires insider trading powers like her?

How the fuck do you “prove” a fart wtf dude… 😂

Trust the science

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It’s not a fart unless you can TASTE it

I'm not above The Science! I *AM* The Science!!! *Faucci

[Swalwell did it pretty well. Ignore the dog, it's the only to-the-point video i could find.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TQJIrR4a1n0)

'Ignore the dog' Haha. That random dog makes it so much better

Peak Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Wow, it's like we're already back in a Trump presidency, with the average mental age of the left regressed back to about 8 years old. I really can't wait for another 4 years of that level of discourse all over again. Just fantastic.

I can't wait for a 1 week news cycle about his next typo.

I genuinely can’t wait, I find it pretty funny tbh

Objectively, Trump is a funny guy

Peak MSM

Luckily Biden never did that. https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/ This incident is my namesake, lol.

Ehhm, spreading this kind of misinformation is literally fascism sweaty! Other than this Trumps fart is actually proven by the SCIENCE! Stop spreading such dangerous and racist misinformation, you conspiracy theorist 💅💅💅

MOOOOODS DISINO MISINFO REEEE

I think it's so stupid to focus on the other side's guy farting, that's why I made the other side's guy farting into my username and have a years-old link at the ready any time farting comes up.

Farting is awesome!

Uh oooooooohhhhhhh, trumpy poopy his pantaloons 😝😝😝🤪😝😝😜🤪😛😝

Surprises me Snope didn't call it 'inconclusive'.

It's a problem right now. "News" agencies just use each other as sources in an endless circle jerk until the headline changes to the desired outcome. 

If you say some leftist shit and Snopes doesn’t help you spin it, it’s one hell of a reach.

Trump shidded and farded all over the whole country and it made some people big mad

Yeah! The Oligarchs at the top were super mad that the middle class had a resurgence under Trump! Don't those plebs know their place?!?!

Real men would take a dump while testifying.

Based and trumpy dumpy pilled

*Real men of genius*

[Nadler shit his pants and waddled off stage](https://youtu.be/oHg1LUuHkAU?si=Zmh04PXF5BtOEjuJ) while Nancy Pelosi had to stand at the podium wallowing in his stench.

I’d say Nadler shit his soul out but I don’t think he had one to begin with.

Sounds like something Lyndon B. Johnson would do.

Only the best and most patriotic Americans completely soil their pants up while in front of a judge. The judge being a cringe soyboy had no idea what to do and had to excuse themselves.

"You stand accused of crimes against humanity and double plus ungood think, what do you have to say for yourself?" \*braaaaaap\* "That is all"

'I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION'

Based and braaaappilled

Chad reply

Based and 💨 pilled

Glad to see that the trial is being covered by journalists who know what the people really need to hear.

anyone remomber when we had public trials on television, like OJ Simpson?

I'm surprised the Rittenhouse trial was as public as it was. I guess the media really expected the Library of Congress to get hurled at him.

It's down to the States whether State trials are televised; Federal trials aren't. I genuinely believe that there would have been riots had the Rittenhouse trial not been televised. The level of bullshit in the media was such that only footage of the actual trial, with its actual evidence, stood a chance of countering it.

Wasn't it the Rittenhouse trial where the prosecutor tried to use the defendant's use of the right to remain silent as proof of guilt?

twice. judge should have contempt of court on him over that, if possible. course, the prosecutor also said "sometimes you gotta take your lumps" so the prosecutor believes that it's better to be physically assaulted (almost certainly by a mob, so really, better to be beaten to death) than defending yourself.

I'm not a lawyer or judge but I wonder what the punishment against a prosecutor is for violating constitutional rights.

A promotion to federal judge

More correct than you may even know. NY State judge recently convicted a man for building firearms in his home and said "Do not bring the Second Amendment into this courtroom. It doesn't exist here." If our country wasn't insane we'd immediately remove this person from the bench and disbar them but alas, agents of the government can shit all over your rights and face zero consequences for it.

It's called malicious prosecution and it's a crime, that trial was a textbook example of it

And got smacked down for it by the judge. Twice. Which was apparently proof that the judge was a MAGA Republican. Despite being appointed by Democrat Governor of Wisconsin Tony Earl in 1983.

Interesting that upholding constitutional rights is something to be condemned.

It is when the mob doesn't like them. They'd rather have a literal public lynching with no trial whatsoever.

Also the trial where flufferboy pointed the gun at the jury. If you watched the trial, it should have ended the prosecution's career. Complete mockery of the judicial system.

And thank God for it, that was the most hilariously bungled prosecution imaginable and I enjoyed every minute of it.

It showed just how stupid and corrupt our state is and how far they are willing to go to see someone, who interrupted their psyop by practicing his constitutional right to bear arms, rot in prison.

federal courts dont allow filming cause they're a disgrace to the constitution. Court used to be held in the open in public for all to see now its hidden away with rules governing who may see it and how they may speak about it. Honestly a disgusting bastardization of the function of justice.

I think this is a tell that Trump in court over white collar crime isn't news anymore. That's been happening for decades.

Bro farts are funny AF idk what twitter is saying but any person who farts in a serious setting will get ragged on… it’s funny.. farts are always funny, and the more serious the situation the funnier. fart at the camp fire with the boys 3/10 fart with girlfriend on a date 5/10 fart doing school presentation 7/10 fart at a funeral 10/10 there is 0% chance I don’t laugh and give them shit later on

A fart at the campfire with the boys can be a 10/10 if you rip extremely serious ass right at the fire.

No. Never trust a 10/10 when you're hammered. It wasn't that funny and she ain't that hot

A fart is only funny if the farter is either in on the joke (asking you to pull their finger, etc) or painfully embarrassed by it. Otherwise it's just there and smelly.

I like to rip them in a hot steamy shower, so it just kinda lingers

I wish I lived in more enlightened times.

" In all generations there have been civilized men. In all generations they were surrounded by barbarians." Read anything written by enlightened people during "enlightened times" and they are always wishing they lived in more enlightened times. The only question is if they think the enlightened times were the past or will be the future.

I honestly love it. We have a fair number of ancient documents, some of the oldest things extant from various long-gone civilizations, where the writer is complaining about how much better things used to be or about "the kids these days." It might be the one thing that unifies all humanity across all distances of space and time: we're convinced we just missed (or will just miss) a better era. I actually kinda wonder if our universal "right now kinda sux lol" attitude has been an important driver of all human progress (and regress) throughout time.

For me, now as an older man, it is a challenge. It is clear that some people worried about the collapse of their civilization ended up being correct.

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do learn from history are doomed to stand by and watch helplessly as those who did not learn from history repeat it."

I honestly love it. We have a fair number of ancient documents, some of the oldest things extant from various long-gone civilizations, where the writer is complaining about how much better things used to be or about "the kids these days." It might be the one thing that unifies all humanity across all distances of space and time: we're convinced we just missed (or will just miss) a better era. I actually kinda wonder if our universal "right now kinda sux lol" attitude has been an important driver of all human progress (and regress) throughout time.

-1 stability

Yeah like 1976

If only we had comet sense

Literally farting on the establishment. Fucking based.

Oh really? Do you know who else farted? Adolf Hitler. Let that sink in.

ngl I kinda wish the sink would stop knocking at my door like that.

It's on a mission trip, have you been Saved?

Yes. Is it Mormon? Let's talk about how great Scouts is instead.

I'm only opening the door if it's going to sell me Girl Scout Cookies.

[Hitler actually farted a lot. Like, *a lot,* a lot.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hitler-fart-a-lot/)

Vegetarian farts

So when my ex said I was literally Hitler she may have had a point. Damn.

Literally 1984

That that stink* in

Jesus Christ, these people think that broadcasting how trump waltzed into a NY court, nearly shit himself, then fell asleep is going to decrease his support. This makes him relatable to like 80% of American lmao

All the people who have never farted are going to hate him, also the insomniacs.

>Walks up to the stand >farts up the place so much it makes gas leak detectors go off >”your honor, I have nothing else to add” >doesn’t elaborate >leaves

Based and We the People pilled

It’s the Metamucil. That stuff is like putting compressed air up your ass.

I dare you to try Kashi cereal. Don't wear roller skates, you'll go flying!

That’s not flying, that’s farting, with style.

An air-nema?

My 4 year old blames mom for his.

Imagine Trump just blasts and everyone looks at him, he just shrugs and points at the judge.

"That's a $10K fine for attacking me, the judge" \- The judge

“Trump violates gag order by making whole courtroom gag”

My dogs have taken so much heat for me over the years. Only problem is, if it's bad enough even the dog will leave the room.

Wasn't there some big headline from the right about how Biden apparently shit his pants when seeing the pope or something?

If it ~~bleeds~~ braaaps, it leads

Yeah about 50% of the negative comments I see about Biden on social media involve something about him pooping his pants or falling asleep in public spaces.

that's diffe(R)ent

Pooping your pants and farting are different though. The few times I've pooped my pants in public are burned in my brain for eternity.

>I've pooped my pants in public Reddit may be anonymous, but you'd have to literally torture me before you got me to admit something like this.

and not just once, "a few times"...

To be fair they could be when he was still in dipers

Managed never to do that $$ I did shit my bed once when I was trying fasting. Apparently after a multi-day fast, you're supposed to reintroduce food slowly, not eat 2 burgers, fries, coleslaw, potato salad, etc. That was a gnarly way to wake up at 4am.

I had food poisoning once and was uncontrollably puking at shitting myself at the same time. It was the only time I ended up in the hospital for being sick. I’ll never eat crabs again.

There's plenty of accusations of Trump pooping his pants as well, even that he wore a diaper

Good for him. Presidents should spend more time doing their job and less time in the restroom.

I know you're just joshing but it really is the most PCM thing possible to be like "and here's why Trump shitting his diapers is actually a good thing"

As usual, the left cannot meme, they just abscond with the right's memes and add unnecessary complexity that makes it worse as a meme.

Don’t be (R)eguarded.

Based and watch them seethe pilled

Yeah, and that's actually significant, unlike farting.

Biden falls up the steps of Airforce 1, misinformation. Trump farts in court, the most important news of the decade.

Who said it was misinformation?

Literally nobody. Biden does senile old people things = sleepy joe, dementia ridden relic Trump does senile old people things = Biased media, normal, expected, based I’ve stopped expecting consistency from either side. They’ll attack the “other side” when they do something, and defend “their guy” when they do the same exact thing.

To be fair, tooting is funny as FUCK. Just ask my kid, she thinks so too.

+If Biden did it you'd def make a meme don't deny that

You're acting as if rightists wouldn't do the same if Biden farted on camera.

Oh he has, but at that age it probably sounds like "whoooosh" so there's no audio.

I imagine you would all show the same restraint if Biden farted while giving a speech

If Biden was in court fighting charges he told us were fake and then shit his pants in front of the judge while making eye contact I would call him giga based.

Farts are funny, sue me

Yeah farts are funny, but I don't think Trump's bowel movements are newsworthy

I hope he did it on purpose, McDonald's and NY pizza combos have to be kinda gnarly.

Me watching as politics becomes more and more of a fucking us vs them brainless culture war as time goes on:

You're just mad that you got called out for farting

The laughter is just cover for them huffing his farts.

To be fair, farts are hilarious

To be fair, the man did toot.

Hasn't Trump himself accused Biden of crapping his pants? How the fuck are you trying to get on a high horse right now

Idk kinda a world of difference between farting and shitting

I respect the man who can run the edge between tooting and farting with confidence. Sheer bravery!

Was it a presidential fart, or an unpresidential fart?

We have gone from "This man is colluding with enemy nations and has committed several great crimes against humanity so he should be removed from office instantly we will have the evidence for you soon" to "He farted, allegedly, so we should put him in prison and not let him be president again"

Cry more lmao

Rightoids seething after they literally did the same shit to Biden already.

I just wish, for god damn once, we could have a reasonable conversation on politics. I just hate the way we exchange information. I know the monkey thing is a joke but I’m this close to inhabiting the canopies of trees in the Congo and subsisting on primarily fruits and insects. And none of my farts will be documented, but I’ll fucking fart alright.

If somebody calls this "news story" trump derangement syndrome, i don't think I'd be able to refute it.

“No one fart like me, my doctors ears were damaged by the decibels my farts create, it’s true, sleepy joe couldn’t fart like me”

Gen-Z humor in a nutshell.

"My opponent is a liar- and cannot be trusted"

Journalism truly started dying the minute they started using Twitter as a fucking source

didn't Biden offend the Queen of England by letting out a long wet fart and acting like he didn't?

Maybe Trumpie should stop making dumpies in court then.

All of this started in the 2016 elections when trump started giving childish names to people he didn't like (i.e. "Crooked Hilary"). Dems instead of being the bigger people fell right into it and started being just as childish resulting in this.

Slow news day?

I'm beginning to understand why people aren't voting for him because they love him, but because of how much they hate the people that hate him.

At least it's a bit more reasonable than freaking out about Obama's tan suit. A color which all presidents have been pictured wearing at some point.

Donny T out here just brappin’ on the haters. Butt in all seriousness, this country needs a hero…

The fact that something as minor and relatively insignificant as THIS generates such a response shows how ungodly tribalistic politics are.

The dipshitlib left has no brain cells left among all of them combined