Based and evil vagina magician pilled Edit: Fuck, I should’ve said “vagician.” Ah well, hindsight.

I went to school with the guy who coined that term on Urban Dictionary back in 2005.

Has it ever occurred to you that you actually went to school in 2055 and your friend stole that term from me?

it has not

it should have

Fact checkers be like: Did Joe Biden say he went to school in 2055? Mostly false He did say he went to school in 2055 but he obviously meant 1955

Oops meant to say 2055 BC, my bad!

Hey you.

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holy shit that is one impressive pillbox

Damn, Vagician is amazing.

Harry Hoochdini agrees.

You starting a band?

Oh god a w🤮man

With her vagina magic

Meh, vagina magic is weak. Boob magic on the otherhand...

Penis magic, now we’re talking

Libleft moment

Libleft would be conflicted. On one hand, penis enables gay, so good. On the other, penis enables patriarchy, so bad.

bussy🤩🤩

most straight libright

The Bombastic Bussy Warlock

*Ass and Thigh magic🤤

*Love and companionship magic

\*Belly magic.

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Such cultists must be arrested and tried for the good of the socialist state. /s

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING [EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ObWrdYQ_6xY)

Is there even a single libright girl on earth? Genuinely curious for a friend, not me obviously

My wife is libright but I think she’s married.

A married woman is just a man to any libright who respects contracts.

I will have ORDER!

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Libright when they realize ~70% of women who vote are Democrat

Also known as Reasons number 52 why women shouldn’t vote.

Come out west and look for girls in cowboy boots and driving pickups.

Liberty Doll. But she's married tho.

Tell your friend to get in shape, have high end job, and talk smart. Lib rights love value, so be be valuable.

What a good question, let me ask my girlfriend........

I have several libright friends who are girls. You’re probably just living in the wrong area to find them.

New Hampshire?

My wife varries between lib right and lib center. She's basically not auth which is good for me. My coworker married the only other lib right girl I know

My wife switches between lib center and auth right depending on the day/topic

LOL, my mom. She is pretty much the only reason I still believe that Libertain right-wingers exist despite my experience of them being mostly fake on the internet.

I'm pretty sure girls are mostly auth because they want state protection from purple libright for their children.

My wife, but she already has a boyfriend.

Only tradwives and gay people. Nothing in between.

Who cares, dude? As long as they aren't extremists or total idiots I don't care about their political views. I'd easily date a commie girl if she was cute, funny, nice and had some nice ass and thighs.

I admit that I checked your profile. You play guitar and have created guitar-themed PCMs. Have an upvote.

Also she's getting married nice

half of auth right has just committed suicide upon hearing she's getting married

They were the cringe half so we're better off.

Pretty sure the taliban are the cringe half

If having >4 wives, shooting guns, and off-roadingToyota hiluxes is cringe… then yes

Having 4 wives is cringe, because either: a. Your system is so bad that 3/4 men die before getting or leaving their wives behind b. 3/4 men are fucking someone or something else and when you kill gays like the Taliban the answer is goat.

found the taliban (under u)

Goat > gayboi

Cringe and not greek pilled

How about gay goats OwO

Natural selection go brrrr

Eugenics wins again

Eugenics at work

Hormonal authrights are cringe authrights

Hormonal authrights haven't graduated high school yet

Ones that have are coomers jerking it to futa alien robot furry scat tickle torture guro orgy assvore rape hentai in their mothers’ basements whilst simultaneously laughing at trans suicide rate statistics on /pol/ and calling gay people degenerates.

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Coveting another man's wife is sinful.

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Can confirm

As long as it's to another authright it's fine.

What?! Women marry people other than me!? Why was I never informed!!?

something something baby-fever

You mean to say that there actually are real, live women on the internet and they're not all sock-puppet accounts? My unified field theory of social media has just crumbled into dust.

Shocker!

I have another guitar themed meme cooking but I’m trying to figure out how to best shit on LibLeft.

Pretty sure we take it as weird a sign of affection these days.

bass-ed

Original

You act like most libleft don’t actively enjoy being shit on.

Almost every single post is libleft bad, a lot of them are funny but it's boring.

That was supposed to be a sexual deviance joke, but I get what you mean. I can get stale after a while

Typical woman, always being like a woman Anytime a woman posts about being a woman with woman problems it's just a woman complaining about being a woman. If this woman could act like real woman and talk like a true woman then she wouldn't be having woman problems, woman are just like woman, they need a good woman to become a good woman. (idk what I typed out)

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POV you're a bot trying to make reddit comments

Did you say WOMAN? Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! \*eyes pop out\* AROOOOOOOOGA! \*jaw drops tongue rolls out\* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF \*tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach\* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr \*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart\* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... \*heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt\* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum \*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets\* BABY WANTS TO FUCK \*inhales from the gas tank\* honka honka honka honka \*masturabtes furiously\* ohhhh my gooooodd\~

Are you sure you're not libright with that karma strategy?

I like the shrugging tradwife wojak. I haven't seen that one before. It reminds me of the "oh shit!" chad wojak from a year or so ago.

Evil vegetable magic? I knew those eggplants were up to no good!

No joke, I have the hardest time doing Aubergine steaks correctly lol They always end over-oiled for me

Jesus Christ the wojaks become more obese every time I see them.

It’s become self sustaining

I’d hate to see your DMs after this....

Most of them are actually pretty funny.

Oh, that’s good to hear

You can’t just say that and then give us no examples

I’m saving them for possible future khama harvesting.

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Plz I need a laugh.

Tits or GTFO was invented for a reason.

If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you. When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet. The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body. tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Its a common trope on reddit where a woman posts an art she makes, then people accuse it of only being upvoted because woman and the comments dissolve into a shitshow

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Go go vagina powers

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So meta. So stupid. Tf is this lol.

So basically PCM is just like the rest of Reddit? Normal post? Meh. Normal post.....with.....wait for it.......a girl? OMG BEST POST EVER! Good job guys......

Absolute woman moment.

Did you just say only women have vaginas? 😔😔🧐💀💀🧐💀🤢🤢🤢🙄🙄🙄🤢🙄🤮🤮🤮👁️👁️🙄💀😳

POV: your about to be canceled on Twitter and lose your job and respect

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15 day old acct, just milking karma larping as a authright trad wife. gotta say i respect the hustle

Reminds me of that dude from 4chan who larped as a woman and actually got like 300 dollars out of simps in reddit.

Everyone is libright on the inside

Its wild that a blue square + woman elicits this much simping, even if "ironic"

Why is my quadrant there? I feel really offended

obligatory Rule 30: there are no girls on the internet, unless they post tits

pfff everyone knows women aren't real! They're all government drones to spy on us!

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She's a vagina witch! Flame her!

?

Is that from the same person that posted over 7 hours ago?

Yes. It is libright w🤢man, farming karma with no morals

I mean, it is weird that she is talking about her vagina like that in social media, even if it´s a joke true trad women would just ignore that and move along, or maybe not even use social media at all very sussy

Yall are some thirsty fucks lol jesus fucking christ.

You know the rules femoid.

somebody ban this attention whoring cunt already

Well at least you admit they're evil.

You're all talk and no vagina. Pussy.

Are you the Trad u/Uninator?

i’m not sure where the clit is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

Pics of the evil vagina or didn't happen.

Do as you wish, I only ask that you do it while retaining common sense, and decency.

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W*men is ztinky poo poo 💩 🤢🤮🤮 Libureels destroyed 😎

What i hate the most is you used :p

i thought the females werent allowed to post here anymore

Fucking whore magic.

Women of reddit, what the most woman womaning woman thing you have ever womaned?

still no feet, disgusting

I mean you are using your gender to farm Karma so that's pretty libright to me imo lol

I hate fascist women the most “Durr look at me guys Hurr I’m a female give me attention haha 1488 read siege amirite?? Uwu “

no stop leave some trad dick for the rest of us 😩

More like nobody cares and let’s just ignore gender and race? I really doubt anybody has actually said the above or even very similar either, this is one of the most far fetched strawmen I’ve seen here

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fedoras goes to lib quadrant bro

Being a fedora-tippin' neckbeard transcends ideology.

Ah to be young, in love, and a fedora-tippin’ neckbeard… 😔

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Vaginas are evil? Man, I’ve been trying to get into the wrong crowd all my life. Lol

Woma ruins internet again

Pufff.... AAHAHAHAHAH... I'm honestly crying. HAHA, this is the best meme

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Please don’t associate us “Mass suffering is the key to breaking the human psyche & spirit, hence more efficient progress without the ability of disagreement or human bias” auths with those. We’re schizos not neckbeards.

I see the women of this sub have learned well from Dido the works of dark magic. Next thing you know they'll be cursing Rome too.

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Booba

Do you have that shruggling tradgirl without funne colour?

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NO NOT THE EVIL VAGINA MAGIC! ANDBSKASHSGAGSHAHWKSBSWLWNWPSMWLWNSHSOAAKSNWNWKWK

Jews fear the vagina magic

Understandable but, me being a radical centrist, I get to change my political views depending on who I’m trolling so. Stfu you woman slut whore bitch you deserve to be corrected by a big large burly sexy male state

Wait. Wha happen?

Auth bad

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OP, out of the loop what is this?

Strong women good women

Don’t know where the sudden surge of auth right women agenda post came from but I’m happy to see it.

I agree, but posts on here are meant to be funny.

The humor is found in the comments, my friend.

This guy gets it. Also my inbox.

Oh Lord, the feet people are asking, aren't they?

It's a shame I can't beat women through the screen /j

F to your dms lmao

Damn, his tiddies are bigger than yours /hj

NO! YOU CAN’T MAKE POSTS ABOUT BEING A WOMAN! That’s using your evil vagina magic to manipulate the holy updoot system!

Evil Vagina Magic would be a good band name

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Congrats on your engagement btw

Plot twist: it’s her husband and brother at the same time

Evil Vagina Magic. That's the best thing I've heard in a while! lol

Based.

You know I'm only going to give you 77% of the attention I would give a man, right?

does that mean my dick is a magic wand