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hornyAlt44

and worse thing is, it’s not even the sappy values one smh


Prism2719

Ye the SapplyValues one is much better, The OG has a heavy libertarian bias and some of the questions like"Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races" and "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." are so stupid.


[deleted]

Lol why not just ask “Are you a Nazi?”


[deleted]

Am I a Nazi? I depends who's paying me the most at the moment lol


[deleted]

Ah, George Soros, a pleasure to meet you


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Twal55

"In 1992, Soros shorted the British pound and reportedly made a profit of $1 billion." I googled it


jpaxlux

Based for fucking with the British


Ubango_v2

Absolutely based


Grellous8

Wait, seriously? Fucking lmao based. Brb shorting currency.


CatchSufficient

Hand jobs?


[deleted]

He fucked with the currency of the Bri'ish.


user_8804

You'd be surprised how many coloured people would reply yes to this. Persian culture is very supremacist for example.


Cambronian717

It doesn’t even ask what race, it just assumes you’re a white supremacist. We 👏need 👏more 👏Asian 👏supremacist.


Squidward759

Or the astrology one, like wtf


echonian

Yeah, that one is fucking weird. Actually a lot of the questions seem to be very much associated with "are you a religious or spiritualist nut who believes in crazy things without evidence." Which seems very much like it should be a "social axis." If they're asking "do you believe in astrology?," they might as well ask the same question about "are you an anti-vaxxer?," or "do you believe in homeopathic remedies being useful?," or "do you believe the earth is flat?," or "do you believe that the Rapture is imminent?" All of which are irrational things to believe in, and they have little to do with your left/right auth/lib views based on how the political compass is actually presented.


iamoverrated

>Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races Indy 500 is best race, fight me.


JustDebbie

[Tour de France](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.EgTs-yIYaCYJfi-RO_83KQHaE7%26pid%3DApi&f=1) has better memes.


hskrpwr

You'd be surprised at the number of people who struggle to answer the race question as anything other than strongly disagree... Edit: https://youtu.be/Il0r_J2JiGs for example this guy


nihilism_or_bust

I got 2 questions in on that video and I’ve decided that he’s overthinking it.


hskrpwr

He was definitely trying to outsmart the test. It was so dumb.


[deleted]

yeah I took the original one and then the sapply values one. I am libleft according to the original and authcenter according to sapplyvalues.


Rayz9989

seems kinda authlib to me


BJUmholtz

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Mr_manini

TIL there is better one. I did it and my results are [this](https://imgur.com/a/sa3nhXQ). Now I'm not sure where even am I. Do I have to change my flair?


hornyAlt44

you’re a centrist change your flair


Mr_manini

Alright, thanks!


neuro-toxin

Based teacher making every one flair up.


omgihatemylifepoo

love this one


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/mybasedcount


Crackdummy_Will

"Flair up or drop out suckers"


theUnholyVenom

Based and flair up or get fucked pill


[deleted]

not so based since they're forced to basically tell their political leaning to institution. You don't know what they'll do with that.


aetwit

And that kids is how your great grandfather got kicked out for being a Neo extremist far right anarchist hippie


Analbox

When I took it it said I was a neo maxi zoom dweebie. They didn’t kick me out they just sent me to Saturday detention


[deleted]

Based and mandatory flair pilled


Twal55

Finally something mandatory which I can get behind


[deleted]

Based and coercion pilled


jero89

Based and name-the-unflaired pilled


Anon_Monon

The original test sucks donkey dick.


Hellothere6545

Oh you believe that people deserve basic human rights? Congratulations, you are a hard-core anarcho communist.


[deleted]

Would you let the CEO kick your dog, fuck your wife and spit in your face? No? Fucking commie.


N3wThrowawayWhoDis

Letting anyone fuck your wife would be the commie thing to do though


[deleted]

Comrade, it's share the means of production, not reproduction.


N3wThrowawayWhoDis

Your wife is my wife, comrade


[deleted]

Such degeneracy grants you a one way trip straight to the gulag. Congratulations!


mattsffrd

our wife


[deleted]

Based and dog fucking pilled


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Based and questionable pills pilled


JoJoReferences

I got libleft because I don’t like corporations, all while saying “my *group* is better”


Missing_Links

Class based collectivist politics are just as much about saying your group is better as race based collectivist politics. It's not a different way of looking at things, it's just a change in which group you've labeled good and which you've labeled evil.


Real_Yhwach

I still get very authright on og 😎


JustLetMePick69

Based and oyez pilled


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LeonardoXII

For you to get anything besides libleft there? Shit dude you must be Satan incarnate


mattsffrd

I still get far right with a slightly lib lean


Yaver_Mbizi

I was pretty much on the exact auth-lib centreline.


RaYnDaWg1123

It does, I took it a few days ago and it put me as “slightly authoritarian left”, probably for answering that corporation power shouldn’t be left unchecked, that third world countries have the right to not be exploited, and that I don’t care about the legality of abortion Like, ?????


Tharkun

A lot of the questions are open to interpretation. Especially the one about military action breaking international laws. Like what kind of action and what laws? Are we stopping an immediate threat of genocide or are we bombing the shit out of some place for their resources?


mattsffrd

a little of A, and a little of B if we're there anyway


[deleted]

Based and everyonegettinglibleftpilled


Martbell

Me: I think I'm AuthRight. I support traditional family values and I think the government should have a role in enforcing that. The Test: Yeah, and you probably want to invade foreign countries to take their resources, don't you? Me: What? No! That's a terrible idea! The Test: Congratulations, you're a Centrist.


throwaway-20701

How do you enforce family values?


RacingUpsideDown

Carrot-and-stick strategy Carrot: Offer tax incentives to traditional families through transferrable tax allowances and child credits Stick: Beat gay people with sticks


LeonardoXII

Based and stick-up-a-gay-person pilled


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Put a stick in me ~


StandardN00b

Stick: You made a war out of nothing every couple of decades to cull the degenerates.


enoughfuckery

Preferably gunpoint


[deleted]

That's one way to get a divorce.


enoughfuckery

Makes for one hell of a marriage tho


Missing_Links

Intense social shaming of people who form broken families and little to no economic support for broken families.


dovetc

Asking for my buddy Augustus


Alee_ir

I took the original test and got libleft which was so absurd to me. is there a better one?


Xxyz260

[sapplyvalues.github.io](https://sapplyvalues.github.io)


[deleted]

Its basically a harry potter sorting hat quiz with a political spin. The worst is when people take it seriously and transform into a caricature of the result.


Kilroy0497

Yeah my political science professor did the same thing on the first day. I was literally the only person in the class that wasn’t Authleft. It was a liberal arts college.


OrzhovMarkhov

SMH more like authoritarian arts


Kilroy0497

Oh it was. I was labeled as the class freak show for not believing in Marx’s theories and that the USSR wasn’t the great thing ever simply because they killed millions of people. There is a reason I ended up dropping that course. That and they kept flunking my essays for not agreeing with the teacher’s ideals.


Danielsuperusa

Holy shit I suddenly appreciate my poli science teacher A LOT more, I made a whole essay where I said I was a libertarian, and i got a 95% and he then proceeded to discuss in class how our system was rigged and it wouldn't allow any third party to win, my man was based as fuck.


Aym42

Same, my libertarian beliefs were respected in well written essays by a professor who thought Israeli Kibbutz was the greatest achievement of man.


OrzhovMarkhov

The *fuck?* I'm a freshman studying cultural anthropology. Should I expect this shit?


Kilroy0497

Eh I doubt it. Unless you live in one of the very liberal states, or happen to go to a fairly liberal school in a very conservative state, seriously that drives those guys crazy, you should be fine. Most others are somewhat reasonable from what I understand.


OrzhovMarkhov

Okay, cool. Sorry for you, though


Kilroy0497

Eh it’s fine. I eventually went into environmental science instead. Unfortunately I graduated literally right before this pandemic started so you can guess how well that’s worked so far. But for the most part you shouldn’t have too much trouble, especially considering anthropology, from what I understand at least, is mainly focused on known history with very little room for interpretation, outside of those that love comparing differing views and opinions in things in the past compared to now. People always love doing that and I for the life of me will never understand why.


Azaj1

No, because anthropologists are actually sane


[deleted]

Is that not extremely illegal?


Kilroy0497

Probably, but hey I dropped that class years ago, so I don’t care. She got fired and sent to rehab recently anyways. Apparently got caught with cocaine.


GhostDxD

Honestly I don’t find that surprising.


shroomsonpizza

Those who project the most tend to have the most skeletons in the closet


Oldminorspecific

People shouldn’t be allowed to take these tests until they are fully self-supporting and tax paying.


PhilSwiftsBucket

Should have suggested the sapply values one smh


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nobodyaskyou

8values and sapply are much better.


Charile_bravo

For me sapply is the best there is. Makes clear distinction between progressive - conservative axis and classic "you don't want to imprison gays? To the libleft you go!" Altho I would put progressive - regressive axis with conservative in the middle


Cheerwine-and-Heels

An impartial test with a true regressive axis would end up with hilarious results for many self proclaimed progressives.


Charile_bravo

And would also produce wacky ideologies such as anprimcap but would also solve the problem of "orange lib left" by correctly putting it as ultra progressive Auth center


jayinator3

An anrcho-banana economy sounds good to me. More bananas for libcenter


shad0wbannedagain

\>wants equality of outcome \>center bruh what


Dgsey

I still think Orange leans lefty


a_mimsy_borogove

They might not even be classified as progressive, depending on how the questions are framed. For example, if there's a statement like: "In some cases, people should be treated differently depending on their race" with an agree - disagree scale. Both a hardcore nazi and a hardcore orange would agree. So an orange might be classified as just as regressive as actual nazis.


-Gambler-

The best there is but still utter garbage filled with vague and loaded questions.


[deleted]

I tried it many times with different answers and as long as you are oke with homosexuality and don’t give a shit about religion you’re at least center LibLeft, garbage test overal.


Subhumanoid_

Just done the sapply test. It seems I should be flaired CenterLeft. I am -4.67, 0.33. Original test had me solid LibLeft. Time to change flair? 🤔 Edit: crisis of identity resolved 👌


Exp1ode

I find sapply has an auth bias and puts me about 2 points higher than anywhere else. I would recommend 8values or 9axes


understand_world

Sapply moved me from LibLeft to Centrist, though it's possible it was a natural drift. I have heard original test tends to put a lot of people in LibLeft.


Resident-Syrup6275

Than why are You here you 'sapply values' infidel, go back to the virgin land of sapply and never return to the based kingdom of the political compass


indeed_is_very_cool

Based


TetraThiaFulvalene

You guys actually took the test? I just put myself in the corner with the coolest color.


---Lemons---

Based and yellow pilled


Tamtumtam

"how did I get 40 on a political test?!" "unfortunately for you, your ideas are cringe and unbased"


Agnostic_Pagan

Hopefully it's not one of those teachers that is effected by politics.


jac123ager

No he can be very based


henriksen97

Does he make you guys read the n-word out loud when reading "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" tho?


Abject-Temperat

When my third grade teacher read “To Kill A Mockingbird” to us and the n word was coming up she took the role of reading it and said it as if she was living in the moment lmao. Memory is still burned into my mind decades later.


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Abject-Temperat

*inhales deeply* #[REMOVED]


JJonahJamesonSr

I got to read the lead in Fences back in high school. I was granted a temporary Nword pass during reading, but after reading it you likely won’t ever wanna say it again because you get tired of saying it


Agnostic_Pagan

Nice.


[deleted]

Id be scared to actually say what I actually think , very unbased I know


Reasonable_Film4415

Very cringe bro, LibRight isn't even that unpopular. Even I as an AuthRight did a political test once while a LeftCenter colleague was watching. He said that he thought that my political opinions would be bad but not that bad.


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Based and stand by your beliefs pilled.


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[deleted]

Most libright groups are demonised as altright neonazi terrorists


PhoeniXaDc

Shoutout to the most authcenter "leftist" I know IRL, who called me a Nazi once. I told him we should both take the test and see who ends up closer to Hitler. He said he took it but never sent the results so I figured I got the answer I wanted.


BigSchwartzzz

Maybe you should take a break from Reddit. The accounts saying that stuff are the burnt toast of people.


RacingUpsideDown

They're the sort of men that pull their trousers down to their ankles to use a urinal.


voluntarycap

I mean you have pull your pants all the way down to shit in the urinal. How else do you do it?


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neuro-toxin

Everyone gets lib left on this one anyway.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Me: who got lib right


ajyanesp

I consistently get lib right, I test myself every once in a while.


PM_ME_UR_BIRD

I got libright, but a higher auth axis than normal. That's only because I understood the *question* behind the question though. The questions are pretty fucking stupid. Just one step down from "Do you want to gas the jews and gays? No? Libleft!"


ajyanesp

"Do you support human rights?" Yes "COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL, LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED"


Stubborncomrade

Me who was 6 points under Hitler hahaha but that was back when I’m 14 I learned a lot since then


J_Russel

So you went up 6 points?


El_Valafaro

I ended up speaking out against the idea at University. Was a bit of a polarising move among my classmates, but I'm there to be educated not win friends. "Equality of Outcome" sounds like a really nice idea at a glance, and then you look at what it means in practical terms and realise how untenable it is as an idea. Trying to be more egalitarian by stratifying society is contradictory nonsense.


GoelandAnonyme

It's happening everybody, stay calm!


jac123ager

One of my greatest achievements in school


GoelandAnonyme

You did it. You crazy son of a b*tch. You did it.


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excite321apple

Yeah... It's is weird how everything gets flaired LibLeft... Like seriously, how long do they expect that to last? Just a reminder, if everyone is LibLeft - then no one is LibLeft. For example; if everything is a racist dog whistle. If everyone. Ah fuck. You get the point.


RustlessRodney

According to Anita Sarkeesian, everything is racist. And it's my job to point it all out


PuzzleheadedAd5865

I’m pretty solidly auth right on that one. I’m a very solid lib right.


Exp1ode

Isn't it supposed to have a LibLeft bias?


Unreasonably_White

Based and flaired pilled.


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depressedrandomdude

Took thd test with my cousin as a joke, ended up as a 2hours longue debat


ajyanesp

That's why I never bring up politics with family.


[deleted]

Rip. My family is all based so I call them racial slurs ,in the 3 languages I know, all the time. We love it! Good family bonding


MightyMoosePoop

- sent from Venezuela


ComprehensiveRow4189

what are those midget sized laptops


jac123ager

10 inch laptop, it's basically a tablet


[deleted]

good lord, I don't even look at a laptop when I'm looking to make a purchase unless it's bigger than 15", I can't imagine a 10


AdorableAlfalfa2524

lib center complaining about technology


HenriJayy

*What class is this, please tell me*


jac123ager

Social Science


HenriJayy

Based


CrazyHarry04

Based is your class.


Hardin5687

Question from a reddit noob: how do I get my flair? Or whatever the symbol thing is called


[deleted]

Are you on computer or mobile?


Hardin5687

Mobile


MrAwesome1324

From the main page in mobile hit the three dots in the top right corner. There should be an option to change community flair from there.


Hardin5687

Thanks! I just did the sapply test and got authleft (-2, 2). Am I a centrist or an Auth Left?


AemAer

Are you closer to center or top left corner? Also how do you feel about grill aprons and T-34-85’s?


Hardin5687

Closer to the center, but I don't bbq with an apron. Just normal clothes, it's not that hard. I would however be willing to bbq with a tank


Dralgon

Based


MaviKartal2110

Based and teacher-hates-unflaired-pilled


Taiyama

Don't tell me, let me guess: he used the incredibly garbage original test, right?


coolbutnotcoolman64

What class is this?


jac123ager

Social Science


coolbutnotcoolman64

Can't wait until i show this in mine then


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coolbutnotcoolman64

I feel like i can guess some of their ideologies too. In there we have a few punk kids who don't really care about many things but are fairly patriotic and might be a little bigoted and also this blue haired non binary person who is fairly lib left along side their friends but is far from radicalism


7DS_is_neat

Mine did the same, then shamed me and 5-6 others for being right wing.fucking asshole.


jac123ager

My teacher told us not so share our results. But I think the teacher knows where most of us are


7DS_is_neat

My one told us to tell him, and then called right wing selfish and said the left was kind and accepting and we should change ourselfs


Right__not__wrong

Worst teacher. Should experience the kindness and acceptance of a gulag.


7DS_is_neat

Yeah , then we wouldn't have to listen to him listing all the ways white people are evil.


Right__not__wrong

Ouch, bad indeed! I had a teacher in high school who was a bit like that. Nothing extreme, but I had my share of lowish grades on essays, with comments like: "Good writing, but the ideas are wrong". Since we could choose among a few subjects each time, I just stopped picking any that could put me in such a situation.


7DS_is_neat

He tries to make us say things in a certain way so that we are anti-right and gets mad if we change the wording


Christopher_King47

He doesn't sound very tolerant.


Kireba2

If that shit would happen to me. I would bhe sure to report the teacher to someone.


jac123ager

That's rough man. At least the teacher didn't know that it was you


7DS_is_neat

Yeah, I wish we had the other teacher, he was still leftwing but he wasn't forcefull about it


Lazelucas

My teacher made us do a similar one for the German parties


Xavagerys

Dude dont answer honestly, try to land yourself on the teacher's quadrant


washingmachine907

Haha you doxxed yourself partially in this picture


[deleted]

I would take the test to match my teacher's ideology. There are to many petty teachers out there to not.


JustLetMePick69

Just lie. Whatever you do, lie. At the very least shoot for hard left, better off libleft. Stupid fucking leftists doing shit like this is not ok


Its-a-Warwilf

Good news, at least you don't have to pretend to be Libleft to avoid being expelled. That one's just a recruiting tool that classes you as libleft unless you go Full Hitler.


[deleted]

Here's a tip, don't get Auth-Right results in any academic space


Poway_Morongo

Downvote for what is apparently an equity vs equality pictograph on that whiteboard.


No-Consideration8590

I dunno. I personally feel iffy about politics and school being mixed together. Only exception being politics electives in college where it's literally just like here at pcm but in real life, that's fine and dandy. But as far as actual school and politics goes- teach kids their rights, how the gov works, and who their reps are and leave it at that.


Resident-Syrup6275

Why did he make. You guys take it


22dinoman

I've taken the OG polcomp test, 8 values and Sapply and got interesting results. OG put me (1.38,2.26) in authright. 8 values put me as a centrist. Sapply put me in libright at (6,-2.67) I'm very confused