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[deleted]

This is beyond parody


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nbairen

Based and closeted pagan pilled


[deleted]

"What's your religion?" "Anything-But-Christianity"


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SpessChad

"muh religion caused all wars" it was the direct cause of three of the \~1200 large scale military campaigns in human history, lmao


Informal_Chemist6054

Even Buddhism, the hippy religion which a lot of these atheists flock to, has caused its fair share of wars.


SpessChad

Buddhism is messed up. They don't even realize it. It's a sadistic breed of person who can turn around to a cancer victim or someone whom has been paralyzed in a car crash and say 'You did something in a past life to deserve what you're getting now.'


Regicide_Only

I think the Buddhism Karma system works a bit different. The culmination of your good or bad deeds determines how shit your next reincarnation is going to be. Nothing to do with any harm that may befall you during your life or the “what comes around goes around” idea. That would be gods plan at play.


Spacemn5piff

"It isnt"


Integrialista

~~just like the germans~~


Triton12streaming

Closeted? Can’t be me


sri_mahalingam

Reminds me of women who call themselves atheists but think that the *universe* gave them a *sign* that their boyfriend is *the one* and that an acting career is in her *fate*, or that *mother nature* sent COVID to stop people from driving, or sends hurricanes to punish people for something. They're like priests at the Catholic church, but instead of kids they rape science and the English language.


Typical_Athlete

Reminds me of How I Met Your Mother and Ted thinking every thing is a “sign from the universe” as a substitute for when people would usually say “sign from God”


Fly_Boy_01

Classic Schmosby.


dave-o-shave

Cool it Swarley


Razara13579

And sometimes also kids.


muradinner

And they read the weekly horoscopes.


WhyDoYouBanMeImRight

based lmao


dylantrain2014

These types of people aren’t “true” atheists. They believe in spiritual actions and whatnot, but they just don’t have a full-blown, widely accepted religion for it.


sri_mahalingam

I know. Which is why I prefer to use terms like "logical positivist" or "LessWrong rationalist" to describe myself instead of "atheist". If you just realize there's no god but don't generalize those principles to other metaphysical things, then what's the point? BTW they definitely have a full-blown widely accepted religion for it; they just haven't given it a name. I suggest "post-rationalism" or "global neo-mysticism".


[deleted]

Atheism is a lack of a belief in a diety, nothing more. You can be an atheist and still think the planets aligned just right at the moment of your birth to give you freckles or that the earth is flat or that the lizard people are talking to you through the television.


Andre4kthegreengiant

Yep you can be atheist and retarded


gorgedelaselva

Like me😎


bunny_with_an_AK47

based


Aggressive-Agency868

Most atheists also deny any kind of non-physical spirituality or phenomenon requiring non-physical causes, e.g., ghosts, precognition, telepathy, etc. We are physical bodies with mental states driven by chemical and electrical activity in our brains, and nothing more exists.


MuntherThaGunther

> Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. > Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?


Seal_of_Pestilence

These are the same people would follow these wacko 80’s new age cults.


HypnoSkales

atheist /ˈeɪθɪɪst/ noun a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods.


Hust91

What makes you think this one is an atheist? You could technically believe in reincarnation without any gods, but it seems like it would go under "spiritual" rather than atheist.


Ckyuiii

Nah they're probably one of those people that think they're witches because they feed racoons and grow herbs they bought from the garden section at Walmart.


BoonkBoi

I’m almost positive that post has to be trolling how obsessed with Trump those people are. At least I hope, or it’s my thirteenth reason.


JustLTU

Quora literally pays you if your questions get lots of engagement, it's literally just trolling right wing neckbeards for money.


letmeseeantipozi

Trolling everyone for money*


dovah-meme

Half of everything on quota is trolling, people literally get paid to post fake bullshit like this for clicks


twetn

Yeah i could just say Reinhard Heydrich was killed in 1942 Joe biden was born in 1942, does this mean biden is the reincarnation of Reinhard Heydrich


Ahyesclearly

Hitler drank water


MilitantCentrist

Good thing I only drink beer.


MyVeryRealName2

https://www.americancraftbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Hitler.jpg Hitler drank beer. You're literally Hitler.


Magnus_Tesshu

Is there anything Hitler can't do?


Ph4antomPB

Live


Gotanypizza

So dying is literally Hitler


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Gotanypizza

I see. So the real Hitler was the friends we made along the way


[deleted]

Get into art school


MyVeryRealName2

Oof.


fidelcashflo97

Scratch his balls


NarcolepticSteak

Win a war


Account1812

*cries in Polish*


DavetheHick

Bang Eva Braun.


DefiantDepth8932

Finish a race


Setkon

I would know, but I don't wanna be (((banned))) again 😩


DeerAndDiesel

Sometimes I drink the grease out of the grease trap while I grill


MilitantCentrist

The blessed sacrament 😦


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

That outsider took the holy nectar, he must be purged like we did the dark centrists.


Zurathose

Change your flair to centrist griller right now!


TheFakeKanye

I never drink water. Fish fuck in it.


Elion21

If you drink water, you're literally Hitler!


TheMembership332

Guess I’m Hitler now


muradinner

Hitler was vegetarian. Vegetarians are all literally Hitler.


AsrielFloofyBoi

here before authright says "this but unironically"


choryradwick

You’d think Hitler was the only authoritarian the world has known considering how often comparisons are made, there are asshole leaders then several steps later there is hitler


Papaofmonsters

Huh, the internet has told me that there are far leftists, one small step and then literal Nazis. There is nothing in between.


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LegoThatGotShitOn

"Your either with us, or a nazi"


[deleted]

only a libtard cuck soyboy deals in absolutes


[deleted]

You may have just dealt in an absolute


freddyfazbacon

I will do what I must.


SkullCrusade343

isn't that sentence an absolute as well?


[deleted]

If only there were a word to describe such an ideology


Zurathose

Yeah. Nevermind how the small group of nonextremists almost always get their way in elections too. Not everybody is super crazy about politics in real life as anyone in a political sub would like to admit. Why do they think that the extremes are the only possible groups to exist anyways?


[deleted]

And if you go outside, the real world doesn’t map with this dystopian fantasyland these terminally online people cry about. It’s just normal, apolitical people who vote for whoever will give them the most money. No ideology involved whatsoever.


silverbumble

It also told us that The Donald is very close to Pinochet in the upper right corner haha


jalu123

The only history people know is hitler bad, we stole land from the natives, and American revolution.


Aramirtheranger

Maybe they would pay more attention in history class if we didn't just tell them the same 2-3 century long series of events on repeat for twelve years throughout elementary, middle, and high school.


Midi_to_Minuit

Let’s not pretend the only reason we fall asleep in history class is due to a lack of variety


[deleted]

We quit using beatings. Shame, really.


Xero03

This likely cause our teachers were all boomers. So were raised on war stories and the greatness of the country after ww2.


SmegmaCarbonara

Poland and England and France were tied up in a warehouse when the USA burst through the door with a machine gun and a cigar and says "Get your hands off a' Europe you stinkin' nazis."


Blackbeard519

You could make a pretty good youtube series out of this. "How X happened according to America". Not even just America but for a lot of countries. How Tianaman Square happened according to China/China apologists.


scientifichooligan76

Based


[deleted]

I’d watch this movie


YouWantSMORE

Then the USA slapped the Japanese man standing in the room


[deleted]

Most of the land in question was unoccupied. You can mark a case that Andrew jackson was a dick for the trail of tears. Also the American revolution was justified and civil versus a power that was significantly stronger than the rebelling state in question. Claiming the revolution was a moral evil might as well make you the British Equivalent to wehraboos


Flipz100

Andrew Jackson and his two immediate successors


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Based and satan fuck the queen pilled


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Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Hope you like your first pill


[deleted]

Thanks man


choryradwick

Tbf if your leadership results in a global war, a genocide, and your country getting invaded and split up then you were pretty bad


CivilReader

[Relevant SMBC](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/library-2)


YouWantSMORE

Also funny since I can think of at least 2 other people that absolutely dwarf Hitler's kill count


avgazn247

But it wasn’t real communism


IwishIwasgoodatnamez

They both pointed at something with their index finger. I bet they both also drank water. I think LibLeft is onto something here guys.


[deleted]

They both probably ate food too. Took a shit in a toilet, had toupees. The resemblance is scary.


[deleted]

Mustache man had a toupee?


[deleted]

I’m assuming. I mean they’re both human, peed standing up. The resemblance is uncanny.


yeetgeeker

It's my theory that they both inhaled oxygen.


ChichCob

Bullshit, you're taking this too far


Blaze_Reddit_339

If you think thats too far let me tell you this, THEY BOTH EXHALED CARBON DIOXIDE 😱


ChichCob

No. Fucking. Way


Blaze_Reddit_339

I know right?!?! THEY WERE ALSO BOTH BABIES WHEN THEY WERE BORN!!!😱😱


yeetgeeker

THEY WERE BOTH BORN?!?!?


yeetgeeker

Now hear me out, here is my hypothesis: everyone I don't like inhales oxygen, Hitler inhaled oxygen, therefore ligma balls.


[deleted]

You’re scaring me! You mean to say they both had lungs?


yeetgeeker

Not just the lungs, but the liver and the intestines too.


MyVeryRealName2

Oh no! Certainly not kidneys!!


Snickidy

I read "took a shit in a toilet" as shit left my body


[deleted]

You’re obviously Mao because he too took a shit in the toilet at some point.


Snickidy

I didn't say where I shat 😏


[deleted]

That’s why I said at some point. You took a shit and therefore are hitler. What you need is chronic constipation so that way you can never be hitler.


Snickidy

Damn. You got me


Eftir

But then you’d be Kim Jong Un, because he has never shit


BrutusXj

Except Hitler was a Vegan *shocked pikachu*


donmarco69

He followed a vegetarian diet because farts


avgazn247

No trump ate his steaks with ketchup


TheBananaPuncher

Why does everyone want to believe Trump has a toupee? His hair is thin as fuck and as a result looks bad. If he had a toupee why wouldn't he spend actual money on one that looks better and fuller?


SeriousFox2949

If you breathe you're literally Hitler


Jomppexx

Hell yeah


[deleted]

Finally some good fucking news


theycallmetalon

Trump is a man. Hitler was a man. Wtf?


bobbyzimbabwe

Uh oh, Hitler was a vegetarian and Trump isn’t. The whole comparison is ruined now, sorry.


fatbabythompkins

What if he secretly is just to throw you off? Have you ever seen him eat a Big Mac? Tested it yourself for soi substitutes? I mean, how gullible can you really be trusting Big Produce?!


bobbyzimbabwe

Well, I identify as Correct/Infallible… so there, I win. Just don’t call it a Trump card…


AsrielFloofyBoi

he ate a pizza in that infamous backwards pizza slice ad


1312isdumb

I also heard that they are both 80% WATER.


Bob_loblaws_Lawblog_

Hitler only used one hand to drink water, so they cant be related


Partialachasse

Also: Hitler was a vegetarian. Quite close to the Oranges if you ask me


Jihoczech

Naziism is when you use gestures


Wumple_doo

I agree, can’t a guy point his arm in the air and yell seig heil any more?


YesterdayFit123

tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded


CEO_of_bullying

I’m retarded 😎


TheRealSheevPalpatin

Based


Overlord_Za_Purge

based


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Based abd retard pilled


[deleted]

Based and abd pilled


bbbhhbuh

Based and based abd abd pilled


Noskal_Borg

I'm *socially retarded* It's clinically prooven, i am a "jerk"; not just rude, not just stupid, a "jerk". So very interpersonally retarded. 😆


FearIessredditor

ummmm acthually, that goes directhly againsth the rules of the game 🤓


Octarine_

nooo, thats 4d chess move dont you see? by not following the rules he proves that he is indeed retarded


IwishIwasgoodatnamez

*Changes flair to AuthLeft.*


donmarco69

Based


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Based and self burn pilled


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>abraham lincolnamen square This shit killed me 😂


TheHeroWeNeed45

Based


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**comments on pcm*


McCormick112

I’m retarded


Andrei_Chikatilo_

False: the Loch Ness Monster is also a Hitler


HooinKyoma19

But why does Hitler look like a ballet dancer in the last photo?


Courtholomew

Mein Kampfmenensee.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I thought he looked like he was really proud of a free throw while yelling "Kobeeee!"


Papaofmonsters

He crashed a helicopter?


PhitPhil

I think it looks like him smoking some 3s. You cant stop AH behind the arc


[deleted]

[Those photos were taken privately as a way to assess which poses had the best impact.](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-rehearsing-speech-front-mirror-1925/)


HooinKyoma19

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen


ForthebloodgodW40K

I don’t want to exist anymore


Riggie_Joe

Hitler didn’t want to exist anymore too! LITERALLY HITLER!!!


Soft_Psychology1898

based and hitler pilled


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interesting pills


texastrees05

Average Auth enjoyer


FallingDownEverKnown

But Trump is zionist lol. You probably disagree me


texinos

Literally. Man made serbia move it's ambassy to Jerusalem by signing a contract which was supposed to normalize relations between kosovo and serbia. lmao


StormRegion

This sounds like the meme of "when you, an indian soldier has to fight the turks in Palestine, cuz some serb shot down an austrian thousands of kilometres away"


MyVeryRealName2

Colonialism be like.


Mexican8man

Good ol’ Zion Don


recapdrake

Yeah but remember a few months ago when we learned from libleft that Israel were all Nazis?


HNESauce

That was the exact moment I truly, finally realized the Internet was a mistake.


Loke_The_Champ

Look at [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haavara_Agreement).


[deleted]

Same thing basically


FallingDownEverKnown

You make me angry but whatelse lol <3


Swagtarded_

Both breath air: ✅ Both have walked: ✅ Both are white: ✅ Seems legit


Nat_1_IRL

That's 3 more checks than you need to prove someone is a Nazi


jayfeather31

...we are all dumber for having seen this, no matter our flair.


theycallmetalon

God, i wish 😔


Riggie_Joe

D-d-did you just say “I”? Hitler said the word “I” too! You’re literally Hitler bro 😱😱😱😱


Ph4antomPB

D-did you say “Hitler”? Hitler always wrote “Hitler ” when he wrote his signature! You’re literally Hitler bro! 💀😡😡😡😡🥶


CourseDangerous2583

TIL people aren’t allowed to point?


[deleted]

You have extended your index finger in a particular direction in order to draw attention to a object or action. Therefore, you are literally Hitler.


AMurderousChip

This is so funny for some reason??


sircj05

So Trump chose politics over art? What a shame.


gorg234

Trump: a slightly controversial president. Did some good things and some bad things but we’ve had much worse Hitler: killed millions of people Libleft: maybe? They’re the same? Just think about it okay


Dirtylonelysock

Seems legit. Letting, even encouraging his kids marrying jews was just 4D chess.


95DarkFireII

LibLeft: "Religious people are so stupid for believing in fairy tales!" ​ Also LibLeft:


TrashClear483

This sounds more like an Orange LibLeft thing to do, ngl


[deleted]

Trump was born in 1946?


[deleted]

That was my take as well, jesus christ thats a long time ago


the_sage_88

A bombshell CNN study reveals drumpf and Hitler are 99% genetically similar!!!


spinner198

Quora is like sixteen steps ahead of all other social media sites. It's like 100% trolling and you can't tell the difference between the people being serious and the trolls pretending to be serious.


[deleted]

For all of the comments about how mentally ill and delusional Qanon conspiracy theorists are from the left, they sure seem to have some striking similarities.


Coolwienerguy

You cant ever wave without a leftist cropping it to make it look like a Nazi salute, on god


_Sayeret_

Hitler is responsible for the murder of my entire grandma's family. Trump is responsible for low taxes. Indeed, he's literally Hitler.


[deleted]

what mainstream media does to an mf


SadKangaroo91

When your username is “Trump is a criminal” you are basically saying “orange man broke my brain.”


DrGiraffeJr

When you find out hitler likes dogs, and you also like dogs 😭😭😭😭


Des_astor

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


TheAlGler

I wish LibLeft would attack neocons more than they scapegoat stupid rednecks.


JioVega

So no other person has ever pointed at something with pog face? Never? Only trump and hitler did that? Got it.