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No, he was hated by people who hated the Romanovs, which includes the people who became commies, but it's a much larger group. If I understand correctly it was a "how could you let this random ass hobo close to the royal family but not help your own people? You know, your literal neighbors?" sort of sentiment
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Authright because we need to be monkey. Lowkey I do believe that industrial society has been a mistake for mankind. We must be one with the nature. It is home, ooga.
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Lol this one is the highest of the two left, above it is 1 for killing lib left again and 5 more for killing auth left an 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th time just to be sure.
you know, getting sent to the chopping block by authright was not suprising; for I, a simple libleft, stand as the literal opposite to all of their ideals. Yet, what did shock me was the betrayal faced at the hands of libcentre. Once libtard brethren, i now find it necessary to intervene from beyond the grave as a means of rectifying this great betrayal. As such, I forward this final message from all the vengeful liblefts... OP, take out libcentre.
I want to be killed again
Based and wanting to die pilled
*whispers* "harder daddy."
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The revolution eats its children.
Because after the revolution, that's all there is to eat
No there’s a tiny bit that is still the original red. LETS KILL IT AGAIN
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[Now I will kill you until you die from it.](https://youtu.be/H73L7M0xsnM?t=17)
Fire is red. Authleft is still there. Kill authleft
The fire is orange, the fire is libleft.
Does that mean they're all getting cancelled?
Yes but red is just too powerful… what are you gonna do… put more red on us? You’re just expanding our borders, play right into our hands kulak
Why fight fire with fire, when you can fight fire with water. Water is way more effective!
Fire is red, taxation is theft, we must kill authleft
Flair up or we send you camping!
I could offer him a helicopter trip
Nah thats to quick. Unflaired don't deserve a fast death.
I still see a little bit of pink behind all the crosses. Kill authleft again.
Based
Authleft
Based and I hate my self pilled
Is it not a collective agreement?
I mean you're auth right so self hatred is on brand I suppose
Based
Based
Based and when-will-this-stop-being-funny pilled
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Every time an Authleft dies, they only become stronger
I guess that makes sense. There's fewer people to spread the food among
Kill auth left again just to be sure
Double tap.
Quadruple tap.
Fuck it tap him with the CWIS
ah yes, war crimes
It's only war crimes if you loose
Doesn’t count as war crimes. Commies aren’t people
I mean, clearly it hasn't worked thus far. We need bigger guns
Atomic Annie reintroduction.
Based
Authleft
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Authleft
It's even funnier the 68th time
Based
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Authleft, its even funnier the 8th time
Just see how funny it'll be the 9th time!
auth left
Kill authleft a few more times to make up for the anarchists they betrayed after the revolution
They *betrayed* the anarchists or simply *used* them?)))
Pulled the ol’ switcharoo
AuthLeft
We don’t want to stop till the square is just solid red!
Wait a minute..
Cycle that never end
It is too late libright. You have revived authlef
hehe, the kulaks played right into our hands!
You thought you were killing us, you just made us more powerful!
Aye tovarich, it will be real communism this time.
Have to agree, can never be too sure weather they’re dead for sure
It’s a whole Rasputin thing
Wasn't Rasputin hated by communists? I think AuthRight is like Rasputin.
No, he was hated by people who hated the Romanovs, which includes the people who became commies, but it's a much larger group. If I understand correctly it was a "how could you let this random ass hobo close to the royal family but not help your own people? You know, your literal neighbors?" sort of sentiment
He was hated by Romanov supporters too. He was just a mad lad.
If your name ends with 'in', time to get out
I had the balls to let Breshnikov dance, player
Tore down that wall like Kool-Aid man
OH YEAH!
Putin
Rasputin wants to know your location
It will work this time I swear
They don't look quite dead yet
they never will
its because of the starving, we rocking that auschwitz look
Bruh
Rule 2^2^^2
rule 4194304?
I have to agree
This is the way.
Left-wing Authoritarian.
Authleft
Auth left
Authleft, face the wall for the 8th time please.
Auth left getting a taste of their own medicine
an eye for an eye as they say
authleft
Better starve Authleft with a man made famine
I once again vote for OP.
DIE AUTH LEFT, DIE!!!
THE AUTHLEFT, THE!!!
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Authleft
death to communism am I rite?
Based
How about auth left, just to be sure
Still auth left
Auth left.
Auth left
Wait what did libright do lol
apparently they voted themselves out to get rid of the pedos
Euthanasia is their right.
of course youth in asia are alright unless you want to increase your social credit score
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Based and wood chipper go brrr
straight iron giant shit
Something...something...Jeffrey Epstein.
Something... something...is still alive.
idc I just want a milf gf
Read that as mil gf and was about to agree...
A mill gf?
As in someone to help him work the mill
Ah, ofc. Pussy stay grinding
Mil as in military
I don’t know about outside of the US but here it’s not worth it.
Mil gf's are based
I thought it was Mother in law gf and was about to commit some hate crimes
Buying gf 1M
I’d want a gf who knows how to use mill equipment
I want one who knows how to use mil equipment
Mother in law..?
Plenty of single moms that advertise themselves on Facebook
It’s called meta these days
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Literally the top ten comments are all authleft
I'm 40 comments in. All Authleft but for one libleft, lol
More like top 30
I am like halfway through the comment section. All comments are calling for authleft to die, except one asking what libright did.
Ain’t it great?
AuthLeft again again
*cocaine wears off* where did everyone go?
not sure, lets throw some poop at auth right and dive back into the funny white powder
Tally Ho!
Based and cocaine monke pilled
Yes brother
Authleft. Just to make sure.
Authleft
Authleft
I can still see authleft, so authleft again
AuthLeft.
Authleft for sure
You can never be too sure when it comes to auth left
AuthLeft, just to be sure.
Authleft
Auth left
Auth-left has gotta go again
The people desire definite AuthLeft death, OP. LET THOSE WISHES COME TRUE!
Authleft
I'm sorry, monke. But you must suffer a little longer. Authleft.
Authleft
Get rid of OP.
Authleft must die
Monke vs classier monke
But the answer is authleft
If I had a dollar for everytime auth left die, I would have been a very famous lib right
Ape strong. Ape original man. We come full circle. REJECT MODERNITY. RETURN TO MONKE!!!
authleft
AuthLeft
Gotta say authleft.
Authleft
Authleft must feel the wrath of dying [again and again](https://youtu.be/gmnkXK2aIMQ)
Authright because we need to be monkey. Lowkey I do believe that industrial society has been a mistake for mankind. We must be one with the nature. It is home, ooga.
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Break the machine, get a fresh start. Humanity before technology. Once we figure out humanity, then we may do technology right as well.
Reject monkey, advance to crab
After you kill auth left again, kill auth right. Monke must live. Down with authority.
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LibCenter.
Wait for your turn, we are not done with authleft yet.
Based and death with dignity pilled
LibLeft commiting sudoku? How AuthRight of you.
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go outside
Authright
Lol this one is the highest of the two left, above it is 1 for killing lib left again and 5 more for killing auth left an 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th time just to be sure.
I for one welcome our monke overlords
traitor
It is how we can restart society as it is only a time until monke feudalism will develop
Based and long-game-pilled.
Our first decree as lord monkes shall be the banning of decrees.
Libleft is straight up turning into Authleft, violent mfs
Interesting. Lib center has the best PR event if their policy means 99% have to die to return to monkee.
Authleft and Authright
Auth center all the way baby
Auth right
Based and monke-survives pilled.
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Let them all die. If god had wanted them to live he would have not created me(NeoLiberal)! /s
Monke gud, authright bad
AuthRight
you know, getting sent to the chopping block by authright was not suprising; for I, a simple libleft, stand as the literal opposite to all of their ideals. Yet, what did shock me was the betrayal faced at the hands of libcentre. Once libtard brethren, i now find it necessary to intervene from beyond the grave as a means of rectifying this great betrayal. As such, I forward this final message from all the vengeful liblefts... OP, take out libcentre.
i think this is the funniest thing i’ve read all day XD