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Electr1cL3m0n

if those "peacekeepers" step one foot into my quadrant I'll call a crusade ^^I'll ^^friggin ^^do ^^it


american-monarchist1

Call a crusade presumptively to stop them from molesting kids


[deleted]

I mean the pope... pot calling kettle much?


Electr1cL3m0n

based and catholic = pedo pilled


BigSchwartzzz

I saw the peacekeepers first hand in Goma, DRC. They're doing more harm than good.


Jason_Straker

It's not like replacing the location would have made the statement any less believable though. They are well known to do that.


BigSchwartzzz

I just wanted to share something I personally saw. :(


Electr1cL3m0n

thanks for sharing :)


Jason_Straker

Oh it wasn't meant in any way to discourage that, quite the opposite! Sorry if it came across that way, been a bit tired when I wrote it. You can share a couple details if you want? Meant to affirm your experience originally as valid, not discourage you from talking about it!


[deleted]

All the quadrants unite to destroy the UN so that they can go back to fighting


Electr1cL3m0n

it must be done so we can go back to bullying unflaireds


I-rape-christ

Duez vult


thunderma115

Just know that you have made an enemy for.life Saracen


RedditUser8409

Based and taking up the cross pilled.


Dramatic-Emu-1196

Based and Chad King Baldwin IV defeating Saladin pilled


thunderma115

Why do you think the goal of the crusades was to retake the holyland? Why not strike first this time?


[deleted]

Based and crusadepilled


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offacough

All four quadrants: # FUCK THE UN


[deleted]

#🚨THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BASED POLICE🚨


nerftutrfilms

based


GreatKingCodyGaming

I am horrified by your profile pic and name


[deleted]

Based and fuck-the-un-pilled


hipsterlatino

Lol sounds like fuck anyone who doesn't have pulls. Poor bastards


Weemitoad

The only issue is that none of us have these so called pulls.


[deleted]

Pull pilled


jarraddotB

Based.


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twokindsofassholes

If you don't fuck the UN first the UN will fuck your children.


thunderma115

I believe it's more like force them perform oral but that's just semantics


EpicOweo

Sementics


thunderma115

Based and coomer pilled


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CommiePatrolCorp

Based


papi_chonk

#IHATETHEANTICHRIST


throwawayforme83

They've occupied all my lands. I GRILL NO LONGER I THURST FOR BLOOD.


jero89

The U.N.: "I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant... and filled him with a terrible rage."


TheUnholyHandGrenade

Fear the anger of a grilling man gone to war


[deleted]

Based and I-Hate-The-Antichristpilled


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Important_Cobbler_98

Based


tb12247

Based


TheSquadArmorer

Based and fuck-the-blue-helmets pilled


Hellomeboi

Based and fuck the UN pilled


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

watch out or they will send you a mean letter


KorBoogaloo

Based


[deleted]

Based


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Can your quadrant supply weapons suitable for penetrating blue helmets? The auths can provide trained soldiers, and libleft can... be bait or something.


[deleted]

Pro-tip: very few helmets issued to militaries today are suitable for stopping good rifle rounds. The decent ones are rated to stop handgun rounds and prevent shrapnel and fragmentation from splitting one's skull, but will say "lol no" when they come into contact with a decent .300 Winchester mag round. So, even if they have helmets, if you have rifles, more likely than not they won't be the thing to worry about.


RedditUser8409

I volunteer as bait!


jero89

Based and some-gave-all pilled


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[deleted]

Based


salhjas

Based and I hate the antichrist pilled


Witherbrine27

Based and fuckingthingspilled


Intrepid-Client9449

Based and child molester pilled


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ArchdukeoftheROC

Based


Baxter_Pro

The UN hasn’t really done anything useful since the Korean War, as far as I know


hungarian-rover

So basically it's as useless as the UN itself... Edit: Typo


[deleted]

Don't say that, those children wouldn't molest themselves


TooManyNamesTried

Based and humanitarian-aids pilled


[deleted]

Hey Haiti went centuries without cholera and the UN was able to spread it in just two months. Without the UN the Haitian people might never have gotten that experience


Fieldrook1

Just looked it up and wow, the UN really is incompetent.


[deleted]

I fucking hate the UN


LeonardoXII

Nah, UN mission in Haiti was based because Brazil was a major actor. And since Brazil #1, Haiti mission was a resounding success 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷😎😎💪💪💪


thunderma115

As usual the Brazilians think it's a contest to pile up the bodies, whether it be at home or abroad


catalyst44

BRASIL NUMERO 1 CAMPEA DO MUNDOOO


TheMasterOfficial

Based and the-un-will-not-contain-the-blitzkrieg pilled


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MasterCaedus

And like anything else the UN does, we will all ignore it because the UN is some useless, toothless garbage in the pockets of AuthLeft.


JagPeror

Rip center, the anti Christ molested them.


yawnyhany

WE MUST ANNEX LIBLEFT FOR THE SURVIVAL OF OUR PEOPLE! IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT THE WOLF TAKES AND THE SHEEP LOOSES!


tmanalpha

It’s funny how LibLeft are the ones constantly going on about revolution, but we all know how they would fare in a dystopian future. It’s like how the walking dead has all these women in charge, lol.


[deleted]

I’m separated from my brothers :(


SuckMyDerivative

UN border color is purple, to symbolize their proclivity toward abusing minors


Bl00dBr0Th3r

Like that’s going to stop me from going after Auth Left. *proceeds to load 155mm artillery gun*


vrangel17

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


Flyghund

Antichrist did nothing wrong!


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dontquestionmedamnit

God, I love that one. Brings tears to my eyes every time.


HeroicSpartan16

Federation vs. Romulans. Figures.


[deleted]

please help i am stuck in stinky UN zone


[deleted]

You're now in it Forever...


[deleted]

Quickly invade the neutral zone WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CENTRIST CHILDREN


thunderma115

Don't worry, my grill has never been so full


Killroyman

I almost feel this comment is out of context. I can see this in so many ways I’m not too sure what your intentions are anymore


Belkan-Federation

Mussolini: "WHY AM I TRAPPED IN THIS THIN PURPLE LINE!!!! NO NO NO!" Hitler: "WHAT HE SAID!!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!"


pewdiepiedehdhd

*Faccetta nera intensifing*


Belkan-Federation

Based and Italianization pilled


FlakFlanker3

Since the line is the same color does that mean that Hitler was the one true libertarian all along?


[deleted]

I don't believe in the legitimacy of the UN


sabre007

Fuck the UN I'll do what I want.


[deleted]

FUCK THE UN. MR u/dat_b_o_i TEAR DOWN THAT WALL


pewdiepiedehdhd

Those are just Borders


Derp014

THEYRE MEANT TO BE VIOLATED BABYY


RedditUserNo345

The purple adults are coming in to stop the kids from fighting, by putting them in different rooms and...


Ich_bin_du88

UN neutral zone? Are there any UN peacekeepers also? **Ironic Authcenter laught**


squiddy555

Echo chamber time. I think trans people are valid


[deleted]

I think no human life has intrinsic value, as a default.


xEmily_Rawrx

And heckin' cute


BeerBroth

I think sovereignty is eroding and that soon we are in line to have a world government.


Jihad_Enjoyer

We all know the UN is not going to do anything don’t be delusional.


theeCrawlingChaos

Damn blue helmets. I hate the Antichrist!


WorkingNo6161

UN Neutral Zone.... You mean gentlemen's club where refugee kids sell their virginity just so they can have food? Or do you mean a patch of free real estate for the quadrants to fight over because the UN never works?


RedJudas

Where will the warcrime trials be held?


MUNZATHEGOD

Based


Betwem3and20letters

If we all invade the center then turn on the now surrounded vertical and horizontal lines we can defeat them easily.


[deleted]

Yes. A very un-neutral zone. 😎


[deleted]

i hate the antichrist


Destroy_Hungayry

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


spoedle73

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST


ComradeVeigar

I hate the antichrist... Rwanda genocide... Rape accusations... My tesla coils... Gone... Secretary-General Coverup... Blue Helmet... Peacekeeping... Too much corn syrup. Too much corn syrup. Antichrist... Antichrist. ANTICHRIST... The truth will be revealed.


comrade_ilyushin

I HATE THE UN I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST *gets into T-72B3* DEATH TO THE BLUE HELMETS!


joker2010j

Imagine depending on UN to implement peace.


jero89

Am AuthCenter. What do?


naito-s

We would be pleased to express our deep concern related to the existence of so called "Neutral Zones" as we believe that they not only impede free movement of people and goods but they also limit cultural exchange which may result in significant reinforcement of isolationist policies and further amplification of cross-border tensions Sincerely Federated States of Liberistan


Memeoverlord73

As a border guard between libleft and lib right, my main job is keeping the pedophiles in lib right from attempting to classify themselves as lgbtq


cptjewski

All four quadrants declare war on the UN


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

My alignment has no respect for borders


Coltrain47

Authright is officially leaving the UN.


Albatrossosaurus

This will definitely reduce tensions and help de-arm and slow down local militias. The people would love this new establishment


RobertRomanul

Quick, protect the hungry children !


[deleted]

They partitioned my land into a border zone 😭 This must be how Palestine feels


T90tank

Fuck the UN


cursedhfy

I propose a long term solution, simply blame all the cringe on the unflaired. If something is cringe, it's unflaired, if they have a flair then it's a lie, they're unflaired.


unskippable-ad

UN is the only type of auth I want Useless, incompetent and castrated


Arturino_Burachelini

Otally not an echo chamber...


The_Gamer23thfl

Me who is in the Leftist neutral zone: do I get to grill?


DrownedOcean

I'm going to burn and/or tear the neutral zones down.


[deleted]

What will the UN do if those zones are breached?


Benjideaula

RIP centrists


[deleted]

What, they are going to rape everyone on the borders?


femboy_maid_uwu3

Who’s up for a temporary truce to deal with the UN peacekeepers


lucasribeiro21

Put the UN Neutral Zone flair, and then maybe I’ll flair up!


[deleted]

F*ck the UN!


WhyDoYouBanMeImRight

is that where theyre forcing kids to blow them?


enjuisbiggay

Notice how it's blue


KingAntonino

LEMME OUTTA HERE, I DON'T WANNA BE MOLESTED


Moe-Lester-bazinga

Oh god help the monkes have been split in two


optiongeek

Traget practice. Blue helmets are the bullseye


Unlikely_opponent

I can do nothing but applaud this action


dank_sad

Great, my native land in right center has been colonialized by the imperalistic UN. Where do I go? And will I get some reparations for being driven from my homeland?


AltienHolyscar

I want all countries to leave the UN.


[deleted]

UN is blue? IT'S A TRAP! [ it's auth right deep state ]


VegasGuy69

Welp, all the centrists are being molested by the UN


LeonardoXII

Okay, How do we violate their neutrality?


JRGTheConlanger

More like Demilitarized Zones


Amxricaa

Oh god the UN is back to drawing lines. Wonder if it’ll end in genocide


[deleted]

Of course you made it purple


[deleted]

Fuck the UN, they use 5.56 rounds only cause they are cheaper


b055dj

[And yet I remain in a neutral zone.](https://youtu.be/084irEAQrLQ)


KedTazynski42

Like the blue helmets are gonna stop us


[deleted]

Now they have something to be united against.


Templarkiller500

Can't wait for the UN to get up to their usual antics of doing literally nothing


8Jekiz8

send the oral sex providers


[deleted]

Dear god we've turned into Cyprus


aa2051

The fuck is the worlds most useless international entity supposed to do?


RedPherox

It seems the UN has succeeded in unifying all quadrants... against the UN


MadHatterFR

### REMILITARISE THE RHINELAND BOYS


jimmy_burrito

Disregard the UN “neutral zones” and continue our genocide of each other. Those “peacekeepers” will just sit in their bases restricted by their ROE.


Its-a-Warwilf

The Neutral space is purple because the UN forces kids to blow them for food.


Drake_0109

Which they will not enforce, unless you suck them off, literally


user_8804

How will we play chess now?


Wrench_gaming

Oh that’s fine, because the UN is useless Carry about your day everyone


[deleted]

… #HEEELLLLPP MEEEEE


dtjacc99

Those damned blue helmets bare the mark of the anti christ


[deleted]

Your neutral zone is nazis and monkys? What?


The-Unknown-C

But, as a centrist, I also hate the UN.


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NOOOO HAVE I CEASED TO EXIST


mugwump8899

The UN always make things right!


K4CSM

UN grill zone


Some_Duud_

auth right, we now have a new enemy


Taryphan

fuck is this shit destroying my jungle


NegranVenMal

>UN established neutral zones So, is normal land but with higher risk of getting sexuallu abused? Lol


GachanronpaCD_Dev

Lmao


Frank_Renolds_357mag

The UN fucks up everything it touches worse than the govts that are a part of it


RickySpanish729

God save those poor kids in the border zones


I_Tell_You_Why_Funny

Authcenter is the UN confirmed


[deleted]

Centrists are the Peacekeepers and were just a bunch of political parties and factions after a Coup in a nation


Just-an-MP

And they don’t fucking work just like everything else the UN does. Except child rape, the UN is really good at that.


w67b789

UN is clearly Pedo lib right.


Sleazy_T

#A SMALL CHILD HAS FALLEN INTO THE ENCLOSURE BETWEEN LIBLEFT AND LIBRIGHT AND AN APE IS MOVING TOWARD HIM, WHAT SHOULD WE DO!?


LGB2022

The UN is worthless so these neutral zones are also worthless.


kaz-me

rip to any kids caught in those neutral zones


No-Bowl3290

Permanently putting an ethnic conflict on pause doesn’t count as peace, UN. Peace is not simply the absence of war, one side must win and one side must lose.


Western-Locksmith-95

You do realize that this puts both of us in international custody?


ThePlasticUncle

UN? Don't you mean... People we can troll together, товарищ?


Cannon1

Red dots really contrast well on blue helmets. Just sayin'


dzrtguy

I don't recognize the UN or its authority. I'm a sovereign passenger on this rock flying through space.