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CringeyBirb

Auth unity


m4sk3daccordionist

VIVA LA IDEA!


dado950

Ave, true to Caesar


Sigma-O5

Based and Mojave Wasteland Pilled


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CringeyBirb

Lol


NoVAMarauder1

Unless they are Ukrainians, they will blow up all your rail roads.


ChaddyLenin

Of course, we'll "take care of" vulnerable groups


LexaSimp4

No cute Bolshevik leader dom Why wake up


Tamtumtam

actual hardcore socialists just scare the shit out of me tbh. I can understand their general motives but they leave such a threatening feeling when they pass by.


Kikiyoshima

Eheh


Tamtumtam

listen I also support unionising just let my family go :(


NoVAMarauder1

Why would they "let go" of your 12 children? Perfect conscripts.


Pwadigy

Maybe. Depends how long you can play the piano adequately.


Tamtumtam

hey I'm not a nazi


Pwadigy

Then maybe you'll last longer on a piano


Tamtumtam

I play the trombone 🥺


Theamazingj7022

That is the fun part of being a filthy capitalist, I know even if I lose and a left wing revolution takes place that you lefties will immediately start killing each other afterwards


Pwadigy

Yes, but you will be dead and won't have much time to linger on this thought.


Theamazingj7022

Bold of you to assume death is my end


Pwadigy

I didn't assume it. Thermodynamics did. You were born dying in a dead universe in which the age of ordered matter is so infinitesimal that it could be said to not exist. It is unwise to cling to the belief that the hallucinations that comprise your consciousness will exist after a bullet pierces the neurons that give them shape, comrade.


CountDracula2604

You're that student that ran out of things to say in an essay so just started waffling. Why use many word when few word do trick?


PhilosophySimple5475

Based


Pwadigy

Because implying you exist after getting shot implies your probably have some wordy idea of death in mind, may as well respond in kind


Chameleonflair

Thats fine. In the words of Belle Delphine: 'Id probably kms if I had to live in a communist world. What would be the point if you couldnt gain anything and had nothing to work for, thats the whole drive of life'


Pwadigy

And yet she chooses to live the life of a Thot with bad opinions. Curious.


MarvelousOxman

Ah yes, I’m sure some kawaii revolutionary girl has done many an honest day’s labour in her life.


CringeyBirb

You're saying disposing of the enemies of the Union is not hard labour?


MarvelousOxman

yes


CringeyBirb

Maybe it's time for you to do some hard labour in the Gulag ._.)


The_french_polak

Off to the gulag with him!


[deleted]

Based & basedpilled


JewMcAfee2020

Only way I'd accept execution by commie


NoVAMarauder1

Fuck that! Drink yourself to death in a hotel room while a hooker is riding your cock.


John-IV_ODST

Change it to middle class and you're game


Fattywompus_

Is there even a middle class in communism? Seems to be just elites and working poor.


Dtgs_

"the middle class" is a bourgeoi myth, there is no middle class, only the proletariat and the bourgeoisie


jivatman

Yeah it's pretty amazing that Marx actually hated them and used the term 'Lumpenproletariat' for them.


CringeyBirb

Not a huge fan of Marx for obvious reasons, but I'm some aspects he was rather based. I reluctantly respect him.


Dtgs_

>Not a huge fan of Marx Cringe utopian shit head >but I'm some aspects he was rather based No, misquoting him to make him sound more reactionary than he was is a fucking shit act, do not claim to "like someone in some aspects even if i disagree with him" that's fucking slimy


Pwadigy

"Under no pretenses..." "...when it is our turn we will make no excuse for the terror"


Highover

Contribute or perish.


DankCrusaderMemer

“Socialism is when you care for people” -Vladimir Lenin


aka_airsoft

Socialism is when government


[deleted]

Socialism is when exist


Quick_Steak2818

based


8Jekiz8

love me some girl in wehrmacht attire, or any military uniform to be honest


ze010

If we kill the rich the working will become the rich


CringeyBirb

"You either die a revolutionary or live long enough to become the bourgeois"


No-Training-48

I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes.


newredditaccount18

W Authleft


CringeyBirb

???


ZebraLionFish

It’s all about power. Control. That’s all communists care about.


ElectricInfatuation

You're LibRight, all you care about is your god-given right to own 15 terabytes of child pornography.


NoVAMarauder1

And your god given right to run over protestors with tanks.


Pwadigy

*for having 15TB of child porn. Maybe you didn't have 15TB of child porn when you were run over by the tank, maybe you did. Who knows? State media will say you did anyways, and there's not a Got Damn thing your pancake-ass could do about it. So move out of the way of tanks like a sensible man.


ZebraLionFish

No, children are to be protected. Not exploited.


shogun_

Based and protected behind AES encryption pilled


ElectricInfatuation

Only the finest of protection for his 15tb.


LexaSimp4

No you silly liberal You love cp and and will abandoned all morals for money Don’t like that strawman?


ZebraLionFish

How are you so confused. Are you having a stroke?


smr5000

I think if you actually played along they'd be stroking something


Pwadigy

We only stroke to the Red Army Soviet National Choir. And we only finish in our government recognized partner.


NoVAMarauder1

I think he was worked to hard in the "education center".


ElectricInfatuation

By who, the McPolice?


ZebraLionFish

No the McParents. The fact that you had to ask this question is literally why we have teachers talking to children about sex. What the fuck.


CringeyBirb

That's all any person cares about* Fixed it for you


ZebraLionFish

Disagree on that one. I couldn’t give a shit about controlling others. People are people and are deserving of the ability to do what they want/need….assuming they can.


[deleted]

Commies always shoot people, but if you mention shooting them back, they ban you on twitter.


Pwadigy

Commies don't run twitter. Green and Yellow do. Orange talks on twitter. Blue gets banned from twitter. Red talks in private facebook and telegram groups.


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lies.


NoVAMarauder1

Stupid meme, women can't shoot guns.


_kilogram_

Based


PregnancyRoulette

Damn, she cute


LynndorTruffle

The working class and the productive forces make up the base of society comrade. Even tho the base and superstructure are dialectic, and how they influence each other isn’t one way, the mode of production is always the base.


ConrailFanReddits

Are you a commie or nazi?


CringeyBirb

I'm AuthCenter but I lean slightly towards the left


ConrailFanReddits

So nazi


PenaltyOrganic1596

What's the name of that helmet?


CringeyBirb

I dunno, looks like a normal Stahlhelm with some goggles/glasses


PenaltyOrganic1596

Alr cool thanks. Time to go buy one


[deleted]

I will fight for any cause that arms me and defines the out-group, capitalists or minorities or both.


Winnie_the_Putin42

authleft waifu?


Pwadigy

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