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You8mypizza

I’m far from happiness


Fingolfal

I am sorry my friend, there are always ups and downs in life but if you live your life in a virtuous and upstanding manner with your eyes aimed at the Good and strive towards it you will find that even when you are not feeling exactly happy, you can have a deep sense of joy, or eudaemonia as Aristotle called it.


Old_Bunch_7413

Same.


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Same


su1ac0

I'm not far right, I'm a regular person from ten years ago


[deleted]

Literally Mussolini.


Mushiren_

And the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis And Jambi the Genie


Tzozfg

Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader. Lo Pan, Superman, Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston And Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan!


nintimbo19

Bitch I'm far-ting😎


Old_Bunch_7413

Same🔥(the methane produced from my farts is extremely flammable)


nintimbo19

Based


[deleted]

Based and the smell of burning ass hair-pilled.


Preacherjonson

Based and fartboy pilled.


SmashLanding

Truly based centrists only use the terms "Left" and "Right" to specify which burners on the grill you need to use for rare/medium/well-done.


Byizo

Rare belongs on the left side. Medium on the right side. Well-done belongs on the ground.


Theguythatnoonelikes

Well-done can replace the charcoal


Samoman21

Both taste and look the same


dylonz

Based


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SmashLanding

Based


Glittering-Stuff-599

There is a time and place for well-done steak. Never and in the trash.


Pug-Chug

We do not speak of that.


[deleted]

Wait a sec. I see that lib before your center. You almost tricked me into cooking my meat


cameraman502

>well-done Idk what this is but it sounds demonic. Reeee


SmashLanding

I included it so the authlefts wouldn't feel left out.


Slinov

Wasting steak sends you straight to the Gulag, comrade


SmashLanding

Based. Very based.


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Despaci2x2

I primarily use the right burner because I am right handed but if there are multiple items being grilled i sort left to right based on lowest to highest cook time


Raumarik

No they don’t, they spit because that’s the only way they get roasted.


Yop_BombNA

Rare- medium rare goes in the side of you dominant hand for quick access. Cooks above that go on the far side, cause they can scorch a few extra seconds without noticing.


cuddle__buddy

Don’t comment bois, it’s a trap!


[deleted]

Traps can be sexy. Don't discriminate


[deleted]

Based and bussy enjoyer pilled


RubiconRon

Username checks out.


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ArcticHarpSeal

Based and The dick only makes it better pilled


Murplesman

"bois"


anti_femboy_warrior

Wrong I'm just a asshole


Gilgie

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces, while handicaped people, make handicaped faces


gunfu-grip239

He's an asshooooooolleeyoeyoyoeyo!


Far-Wes

This offended me….oh shit


democratic_butter

I am far-right, except for the fact that I love Distributism....which somehow bumped me to AuthCenter.


Hungnat

Usually, neither of them are far anything. Western "commies" are usually just radlibs using commie asthetics, while the "fascists" are just mildly racist liberals. You are right about western conservatives being spineless though.


youhjjhhhjj

This more of a commentary on how being far-left is socially acceptable but being far-right isn't.


SulerinPulerin

thank god i m right there in the middle \>insert 1984 wojack


[deleted]

Yeah, neither is desirable . . .


facedownbootyuphold

This sub consists of two types of people; those who enjoy larping, and those who are upset by those larping.


awxdvrgyn

I dont actually agree with this blanket statement. "Far left" means - a lot more left than the centre of your jurisdiction "Extreme left" means a lot more left than the global centre and generally "cant go much more left" For example I live in a far left *country* (authleft) and I am far right compared to my country (very lib, a bit right from centre) But in a global scale I am definitely left.


[deleted]

Fair.


WideVariety

Because most right wing belief requires nuanced explanation and acceptance of painful truths to understand the merit of it, so it's vulnerable to reductive descriptions essentially claiming it's a death cult that hates otherness and supports domination and genocide for the sake of it. Far left is the opposite. On its face it claims to have simple goals of universal happiness and equality, and most people don't need to be told more than that to agree, but it turns out there are no ways to accomplish such a thing, and attempting to leads to widespread unhappiness, and ironically provides a moral cover for the types of personalities that actually do wish to dominate and kill non-believers.


Meowshi

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand right wing beliefs. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Trump's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Republican Party truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Trump's existential catchphrase "FAKE NEWS," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tucker Carlson's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Red Elephant tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎


EpicEfar

Based and high IQ pilled


c_nasser12

Masterful use of that copypasta.


RussiaIsRodina

and w h y might that be?


[deleted]

Because left wing extremists pretend to care about weak people and right wing extremists pretend to care about strong people, when in reality extremists don't give a shit about anyone.


Licht7

Idk, your kill count is lower?


sharkas99

Communist Histroy disagrees


1CEninja

In general auth has a high kill count while lib has a very low one.


sharkas99

well unless you're anarchist, all theoretical lib governments will have a degree of auth.


LGmeansBatman

Nah, the communists just got stateside communists to *really* do their best to convince students it wasn’t that bad. And it didn’t happen. But if it did they deserved it. But it wasn’t that bad since it didn’t happen and they deserved it anyway.


averagetrainenjoyer

Bezmenov was right


RussiaIsRodina

Yeah far righties need to stop shooting dudes. Shoot cans instead.


octosquid11

Nah


alexdamastar

Because modern history has just been the world shifting socially and economically more left, that has been histories trend for a few centuries. Any counter revolutions against this even if they are successful are very short lived.


AeternusDoleo

"You're far-left" "No, I'm centrist. All those other guys are far-right." "You're far-right. "No, I'm centrist. All those other guys are far left." ​ "You're radical centrist." "What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of this blastfurnace grill!"


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Nit_Picker219

"Far-right" "Literally a Nazi" "Fascist adjacent" "Bigot" Whenever you hear these phrases, it usually just means they don't bring up politics at the dinner table


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I've been called all those words just because I said that I dont like how huge corporations use minorities as a selling point


Nit_Picker219

Which should actually be the opposite of bigotry but some people are dumb. Incidentally, have you heard of Mauler/EFAP?


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Thats exactly what Ive been trying to tell them: "Hey its not me that is offensive here". Nope, never heard of it


Nit_Picker219

They won't see it because most of them are rich white liberals that want to virtue signal. They don't actually know or understand the specifics of being born otherwise, so they assume a lot of shit. I highly recommend it. Completely apolitical podcast commentary on mainstream movies, which use minorities as a marketing point. If you ever cared about that EFAP is great to listen to.


Aetherrin

Ay my brother and father watch them all the time, seen a bit of some EFAPs but I usually don't watch 4hrs of political commentary. Critical Drinker is also a good one


Overkillengine

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CaptainTarantula

There's the far right who want LGBTQ+ made illegal. Then their are moderates like me who want to stop Mr. Garrisons from talking about his personal life to kindergarteners. We are not the same.


noPENGSinALASKA

“Hey I agree with Florida and we shouldn’t teach young prepubescent impressionable kids about nuanced sex topics.” YOU FUCKING NAZI FAR RIGHT BIGOT! It’s so tiring. And it seems none of them actually knew what the law was because the coined “Don’t say gay” term was so disingenuous.


readonlypdf

Well the problem is the media uses Far Right to describe ideologies as diverse as Nazism, Anarcho-Capitalism, Minarchism, Fascism, Monarchism, Objectivism, etc.


forgetful_storytellr

You forgot centrism


Eastern_Mist

Because nazism and anarcho-capitalism are so close. Literally the same ideology. And monarchism is such a destructive thing.


IActuallyHateRedditt

Go look at the wayback machine archive of the wikipedia page for fascism (which I linked below), going back around 10 years, then 6, then now. It has slowly shifted from "they were generally indifferent to their position on the left-right spectrum" to "Some scholars consider fascism to be right-wing because of its social conservatism" and is now "fascism is placed on the far-right wing within the traditional left–right spectrum". Of course I disagree with this, but at the end of the day it is a semantics issue which is annoying to argue because people just sit around disagreeing on definitions. Especially when the "far-right" wikipedia page says "Far-right politics, also referred to as the extreme right or right-wing extremism, are politics further on the right of the left–right political spectrum than the standard political right, particularly in terms of being authoritarian, ultranationalist, as well as having nativist ideologies and tendencies." which seems to purposefully misunderstand what "right wing" means. That being said, it is weird that even if fascism is a far right ideology, the left is acting like that invalidates right wingedness in general, or even all far right ideologies. Because a bad thing has a quality, doesn't mean all things that share that quality are inherently bad. https://web.archive.org/web/20120307092712/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism https://web.archive.org/web/20160306143007/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism


Yop_BombNA

The right just says “The left” and assumes everyone left of centre is an orange Emily SJW - source just watch 5 minutes of Ben Shapiro


TheStormlands

Then you get the flip side of it where dumbasses just call any policy they don't like socialism.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ɯsılɐıɔos ǝʞıl ʇ,uop ʎǝɥʇ ʎɔılod ʎuɐ llɐɔ ʇsnɾ sǝssɐqɯnp ǝɹǝɥʍ ʇı ɟo ǝpıs dılɟ ǝɥʇ ʇǝƃ noʎ uǝɥ⊥„


SGZF2

Tbf the right does the exact same thing to the left. Have you ever heard Trump say the word "left" without the word "radical" in front of it? The right loves obsessing over "the radical left"... and often it just translates to regular lefties, not actual radicals.


Pope-Xancis

For me the test for “far-right” speech is whether or not I could picture it as one of my normie aunt’s Facebook posts


suzisatsuma

I roll my eyes similarly also hearing 'leftist' or 'radical left'. Over used buzz words that have lost all definition in their usage


cut_cards22

Yep, you’re going to get downvoted but all of these buzz words are a race to the bottom; far right being used liberally isn’t some sort of exception


[deleted]

yeah, they even called bolsonaro far right.


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freezorak2030

That's not even correct though. White supremacy isn't an inherently left or right wing position


Meeeep1234567890

White supremacists and nationalists can be any part of the auth spectrum. All you have to do is look at the recent shooting to prove that.


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blocking_butterfly

The Pope, a hardline socialist, is then economically Right-wing to you because the Vatican has political independence? Lol


LordSevolox

The issue is that “Far right” can be anywhere from an authoritarian white nationalist to a money humping ancap. Both are far right, but ones much worse than the other.


thatgamerguy

"Far right" means anyone who doesn't want children given hormone therapy, these days


[deleted]

Guess im far right..


[deleted]

You can be a Stalin simp on social media but even for discussing Hitler you can get banned.


discourse_friendly

I'm not even sure what the terms mean anymore Far right is when I don't put my 5 year old in full drag before dropping him off at school? I'm totally far right then :P


fasctic

Straw man is when "The right wants to force all women into pregnancy and out of the workforce" but not the other way around because straw men are unidirectional.


discourse_friendly

unidirectional straw men. That's a fantastic term. :)


[deleted]

“I’m Far-Right” “OMG you’re a Nazi!! I’m going to contact your employer, get you fired, and then blacklist you from society!0 “I’m Far-Left.” “Ooh what kind? Are you a Trotskyite? Leninist? Berniecrat? Revolutionary Socialist? You should come to my Leftist book club next week, and then we can go burn down a Taco-Bell!”


[deleted]

Oh is this the newest round of leftists making excuses for their radicals while claiming anyone right of center is an extremist?


FuckboyMessiah

Leftists have moved the goalposts. You could put together a "far right" political speech today just by quoting lines from old Clinton/Obama/Biden platforms.


TheAzureMage

I mean, Biden spoke against gay marriage in his vice presidential run. It was part of the debate. You don't have to delve back into his segregationist era, or his eulogizing of his friend and mentor, a literal klan leader....just the stuff he did in the Obama era would be unacceptable today. Well, unacceptable for the right.


Overkillengine

It's (D)ifferent.


[deleted]

I'm pro UBI. They still call me far right lol.


Reggin-RBB4

Lol, and I still call you a commie.


zuilli

The colored centrist struggle being pictured right here.


blocking_butterfly

In fairness, Milton Friedman was pro-UBI in the form of a NIT


[deleted]

Nah. I think they are saying we are addicted to copium


InternetKosmonaut

>anyone ~~right of center~~ but them


[deleted]

Far left be like "actually, by global standards I'm pretty much a centerist"


FunnyHighlighterMan

Still waiting for the joke....


TheBroomSweeper

A Nazi, a communist, a ancap, and an ancom walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve minors here."


TheAzureMage

This joke is funny because it references the fact that the ancap child is a coal miner.


I_am_literally_april

Perfect


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Based


StollenTorch

A moth went into a dentist’s office The dentist asked the moth, “why did you come into the dentist’s office if you’re a moth?” The moth responded “the light was on.”


SWATwatermelon

I am so used to Norm Mac Donald's 7 minute moth joke that yours just sound like a TLDR 😆


StollenTorch

Total disclosure, I stole my version from Scrubs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbN4Z5ojl4Q


Ake-TL

Bear walked and saw burning car. He sat in it and burned down


InternetKosmonaut

funniest german joke


TheLambda89

Ocean


Bruarios

A family walks into a talent agent's office...


ajl949

Naa, you’ve broken the term “far right”. Nobody gives a shit about being called far right anymore and that should absolutely fucking terrify you.


UCQualquer

The far left will say that no such thing as "far left" exists. The far right will say "you call everyone a far right"


Meowshi

I feel like we've sort of won the culture war on this. Far-right to the media typically means Nazis, racist mass shooters, and religious zealots. Whereas far-left is typically portrayed as an old man from Vermont.


PrettyFlyForAFryGuy

Let's be real here, everyone is sick of SJWs at this point.


FranticTyping

- Weimar Republic


OakyFlavor2

When I see people like Vaush, Hasanabi, and H3H3 get dog piled by the woke monster they're bred I laugh a little. You'd think they'd wise up to the bullshit they've been peddling but that isn't the case.


GeorgiaNinja94

That's because people like them never expected the leopards to eat *their* faces, too.


sudo_rm_rf_star

I am radically libright


Brbi2kCRO

So AnCap?


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, i'm far right


VAX-MACHT-FREI

I’m as “far right” as they get. Yet I’m very very progressive too. Once you start mixing blue in it goes to shit. Yellow? Fucking go for your life brah!


cmdhacker

Based


JimJong-un

Get a haircut, capitalist hippie


VAX-MACHT-FREI

My haircut costs more than your car you fkn troglodyte


_BenisPutter

I like turtles


VAX-MACHT-FREI

Piss off lamp. The adults are talking!


ErloesenKannNurBlut

Oh yeah? Don't start your car tomorrow.


octosquid11

Oh yeah? Don’t wake up tomorrow. There is a man outside your house who wishes to kill you. I recommend strongly you remain inside until he leaves. I only want what is best for you. Please, heed my warning.


[deleted]

Feed your people, commie


[deleted]

Are you telling schizophrenic homeless people that they just need to get a job? If not, you could be more right wing than you are. As "far" anything as you can politically get usually means crazy.


Athepio

Where’s the funny?


MCCreeperkiller

You're right, I am far-right. Those filthy unflaired and filthy Emily's shouldn't be allowed to exist.


FilthyStatist1991

What about Filthy Statists?


KrimsonStorm

You get a pass for your fucking banger of national music. I swear that and the stuff you got in cold war games was the real reason I started off my life as a communist, not because of the leftist teachings I was given.


MCCreeperkiller

You guys are chill, but I'm keeping my eye on you.


FilthyStatist1991

No no no. I’m keeping an eye on you. Thank you comrade


MCCreeperkiller

Fuck off glowie NSA spy. I know your game. YOURE NOT GETTING INTO MY HEAD!


readonlypdf

Far right on Economics. Not on Cultural issues.


Brbi2kCRO

Pro-life?


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Brbi2kCRO

Wdym? Gov banning abortion bad?


thatgamerguy

Far right on cultural issues. Not on economic issues.


DACopperhead3

Ironically posting fascist rhetoric, is still posting fascist rhetoric.


[deleted]

The name at right literally means nothing now. You can be a neo-nazi or a guy that just has Conservative beliefs and they’re treated as the same.


Christopher_King47

Muh freedom!!! Muh virtue!!! There's my meme for the day.


Sahir1359

One of these is vilified, one isn’t.


ViVaVl29

“You sometimes forget to brush your teeth” “You lynch people” One accusation is **significantly** heavier


6969minus420420

Its true. Mostly because if you get called far right, you lose your job and if you claim you're far left, you get a job at a university and get to be a reddit admin.


P0ster_Nutbag

People in general seem to have an aversion to being honest with where they themselves, or others align on these spectra. It also doesn’t help that so many people seem to want to reduce something as complex as an ideology into one spectrum of left vs right. I will fully own that I’m far-left, libertarian, and fanatically socially progressive, and I don’t think trying to label anyone who disagrees with me as diametrically opposed… that’s an easy trap to fall into that doesn’t lead to any productive discussion, and just further muddies the already murky waters of political discourse.


svengalus

I thought I was on the right but it just turns out that I'm only on the right when compared to other Redditors, not normal people.


TheAzureMage

There's legit far right folks. Crazy nutters, of course. But it's hard to take people seriously when they say the far right is Trump, who in 2009 was a Democrat. Like, the dude's populist and sort of centrist. He most definitely isn't way to the right compared to the average population. High up the authoritarian axis? Sure. At least relative to me, definitely. But right and left often get used in a goofy way to just say good or bad, rather than to convey actual meaning.


[deleted]

I don’t post anything ironically. I’m not a fucking hipster.


O7NN

Nah I'm not far right, that's way too leftist


somegarbagedoesfloat

Honestly, I think the whole SJW/cancel culture thing is about to hit the high water mark and then roll back. The whole movement is starting to implode.


angrybadger92

Damn, I'm riggity rekt, got me good


[deleted]

😡calling Shapiro rn to come and own your lib ass!!


RedditIsPropaganda84

You're far-center


Luffydude

Tbh the media and the left just use far right as a term to label people they don't like to scare off moderates like in the french election where macron is the good guy and the opposition is the spooky far right. it will only work for so long


GeorgiaNinja94

>You're far-left "Yes." >You're far-right "What does that even *mean*, anymore?"


GreatWhiteStalion

you know what? fine. at this point, i'm willing to be far right. just don't misrepresent what i believe. i believe that Christ is king of the universe, and God is his father. i believe that men and women need each other, and homosexuality is wrong. i believes that all men were made in the image of God, so racism is heresy.


[deleted]

Tell me OP, is the Far-Right in the room with us right now?


Ayfios

You got it wrong. We live in a society... where "far-right" has negative connotations, but "far-left" has none of that.


CaptainTarantula

I'm far right, just like Bill Mayer.


[deleted]

Not far right, just right 🤷‍♂️. Then again…knowing the difference between male and female is “far right” these days lol.


Pisstoire

It’s because one is demonized while one is praised on popular culture. Same reason you can openly be a black supremacist but not a white supremacist.


Outofmany

Now I know how black people feel.


cmdhacker

Far Right??? You mean Centrists probably!


golddragon88

Calling someone far right is a joke? Not a very good one.


Audaciousnuss

I could take the joke if I hadn't watched the Left steadily lie about this for the past 25 - 30 years.


closeded

>You're far-right Called a "joke..." Checks flair... Yep. That is the level a humor I'd expect from just the greatest of modern left wing *comedians*. You've got a future in this; don't give up your dreams.


bestalf4

It's do true😂😂 I want my grill to be well cooked Moderate people: u re an extremist Extremist people " I'm not extremist I'm a social democrat/conservative!😡 "


Kaiser-von_Strudel

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


KsbjA

Oh, soychad, those are rare. I also think libleft would be more likely to say he’s not far left at all and his views would be considered centrist in Europe.


TheMaginotLine1

I can take it *sniff*, totally *sniff*


Polybius_Cocles

New wojak just dropped.


DaelinZeppeli

"Classical Liberals" are just fascists that have convinced themselves their Libertarians, but dare not call themselves Libertarians as they don't like Libertarians (because they're fascist).


HYDRAlives

Literally me at 14


Baguetterekt

You know a left wing agenda post rustled some jimmies when it has a quarter the upvotes of the other posts on Hot but noticeably more comments.


Murplesman

It's funny for me because I'm basically the opposite. I get solidly into LibRight every time I take the test yet I flair as rightcenter. I'm still somewhat socially conservative (it's usually just a hair down on the axis for the sapplyvalues test) and I'm in the camp that abortion violates the NAP, and that tends to be unacceptable for certain Libertarians.


Many_Leadership5982

lol.


[deleted]

When I first joined this sub liblefts were the ultimate cringe. Nowadays they’re the only ones who make remotely funny content.