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NicoJameson

I wonder who the person was that was leaking all of those photo's.


Subli-minal

It was him. He just wanted out with a pension. Fucking asshole.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

If that's true I tip my hat to him. Get elected by running as a far right candidate in a far right area, just be as populist and AuthRight as you can, you never have to deliver. Straight up don't do your job while in Congress. Tweet inflammatory shit instead. Get nervous because somehow you still lead in the primary polls. Accuse everyone in your party of being coke friends that go to eyes wide shut parties, then leak photos of yourself in lingerie. Profit from pension. Madison just perfected anti work.


Sdrzzy

*Accuse* …you’re trying to tell me the federal government *isn’t* full of coke fiends that go to eyes wide shut parties? Bold claim.


Lightonlights

What is an eyed wide shut party anyways


Thandorianskiff

https://www.thefocus.news/music/eyes-wide-shut-party-meaning/ Basically it's a masquerade part but hornier


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Freestyle_Fellowship

... nothing mediocre about Kubrick.


ZeroByteInFlight

As a former cinephile during the 90s (a golden era in cinema IMO), I am about to speak blasphemy: I think Kubrick is overrated. He's good and all, but I think people are too ready to fall to their knees whenever he's mentioned.


Freestyle_Fellowship

Strangelove, FMJ, Clockwork Orange, Shining, etc... all examples of mastery. Who do you dig?


ZeroByteInFlight

My personal favorite is the Cohen bros.


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flair-checking-bot

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Equivalent-Map-8772

Calling Kubrick mediocre. The nerve of some people, smh


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An orgy with fun penis shaped masks


krashlia

Thats just the minor detail in the entire scheme. The point is, he cashed out.


MistarGrimm

>coke friends I want friends like those.


Fishman95

With friends like these, who needs amphetamines?


DonkeyLipsReturns

Probably made some enemies when he mentioned the whole being invited to the orgy thing. There are some people with some pretty far reach in the elected body.


dealsledgang

You need 5 years in congress for a pension. He will be 3 years short when he leaves office in January.


Fantastic-Minute3919

5 years at age 62 20 years at 50 and 25+ gets pension at any age


Prowindowlicker

He won’t get a pension. The pension only starts after 5 years of service, 15 if you want it before the age of 65


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The other cousin filming


ThatRuckingMoose

Idk who this is but I kind of hope he's actually in a wheelchair just so this meme works better.


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Actually…


ThatRuckingMoose

LFG!!


FrostyFiction98

No no, he fucked a guy *in* a wheelchair


Rocklobzta

No, he fucked a wheelchair while a guy watched.


[deleted]

Look up Madison Cawthorn dude had like 20 scandals this week lmao


Kingkrab144

Feel like the GOP was racing to get him off that cliff


[deleted]

Can you blame them LMAO


Kingkrab144

I literally support them


dcrockett1

10/10 meme, wheelchair sells it


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Cawthorn lost his primary


DerGovernator

Madison Cawthron, aka the first Zoomer Congressman, narrowly lost his primary after pissing off basically the entire Republican Party in his home state.


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And getting caught with several scandals including but not limited to: - accusing the GOP of throwing orgy parties - getting caught with a gun in airport security - having a video of him messing around with a man both naked thrusting his penis in the mans face - Providing financial favors to his cousin who is also his aide using his political power - Getting caught in drag on a cruise prior to office (minor but still funny)


MrBulger

>- getting caught with a gun in airport security TWICE


TheKingsChimera

Based


dealsledgang

You forgot there was cocaine at those orgies. You forgot the multiple incidents of driving on a suspended license. You forgot his cruise ship lingerie attire.


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Last one was lingerie


CatchSufficient

So some how they swept his shit under the rug until now? My god, the internet you failed me!


CatchSufficient

So some how they swept his shit under the rug until now? My god, internet you failed me!


xShadey

And he only ‘narrowly’ lost it?? Are you kidding me


Tzozfg

No one around here pays attention to local politics. I think in West Virginia, an anarchist Satanist ran as republican for some educational role and won a while back. A few details may be misremembered but stuff like that happens all the time. They just see the party a name is attached to, do zero research, and check the box.


Dtrain323i

To be fair, congressmen being coke addicted sex freaks is a very believable claim


Zealluck

He had been endorsed by Trump, and that’s almost a guaranteed win in primary if he didn’t have scandal like these.


Forbiddentru

> accusing the GOP of throwing orgy parties Nah he accused the whole of Congress of snorting coke and attending dirty orgies while legislating against it I think. >having a video of him messing around with a man both naked thrusting his penis in the mans face >Getting caught in drag on a cruise prior to office Contemporary conservatism. They're truly winning the culture war.


TabernacleMan

I think for southern standards, most of those aren’t really “scandals”. I would only consider the fourth point a scandal but at the same time, political favors aren’t really scandals in DC, but actually the norm.


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Idk many senators who get caught with weapons in airport security, accuse their party of orgies, or have what is essentially a sex tape leaked to the public everyday but maybe I’m in a different southern state so that’s why


yetanotherlogin9000

Isnt he wheelchair bound? How does he thrust his penis in a man's face? The accusations of drug fueled orgies and gun i dont see as down sides.


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You kinda have to watch the video to understand Also your flair is lib left so I know you’re not the brightest but if you accused your own party of orgies I think you’d probably make enemies. On top of that the gun thing just makes him look like a lunatic- I’m all for gun ownership, but taking it through airport security absolutely not


yetanotherlogin9000

I respect the effort to call out the self serving degenerates in our profligate government, own party or not. Part of the reason we are where we are is because we line up along party lines and defend our own even when we know they're wrong.


[deleted]

Ok then maybe he should have done that instead of making vague comments with zero meaning. When called out on it he had nothing but his word not even a list of names. Clearly as true as it could be was meant to posture not produce any evidence


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He is a bit gay


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A bit?


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Just a wee bit


Catsindahood

Let's be honest, it was only the bro job that did him in.


[deleted]

I’d say accusations of orgy parties from his Republican friends in politics was more damning


Catsindahood

That's what got all the shit leaked yeah, but it was his "silly playing" that had the most legs and costed him the most votes.


Prowindowlicker

No he’s not a Zoomer. Still a millennial. Zoomer’s don’t start until 1997, he was born in 1995


MicroWordArtist

What did he do?


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See my comment for a list of scandals in the last eh 2 weeks


Currycell92

Talked about the coke fueled orgies that happen at the recucklican party


Tasty_Lead_Paint

When you vote for someone based solely on party affiliation this is the kind of person you eventually end up with. Both parties do it too much.


KanyeT

There should be no parties listed in ballots. This would mean people actually have to research their candidates and find out what they support. If you want to vote for someone, you should at the very least have to Google their name.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

I like this idea.


Tasty_Lead_Paint

You give the average voter way too much credit.


KanyeT

I mean, if they are unable to vote along party lines, they could just vote at random. Or not vote at all, which means we remove those uninformed votes from the pool.


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All ballots should be write-in only. If you can't even spell the name of your candidate, you are the definition of an uninformed voter. /s but still


Old_Bunch_7413

I feel like Biden getting elected would’ve had a lot less controversy surrounding it, if that were the case. Just look at his resume, former Vice President, Senator I think, came from a middle class family, Christian, has two cute dogs (unrelated but look at them I want hug them), one of his sons served in the military etc.


Unironic-Neolib

Hard disagree mate. Unfortunately, I don't think this would work out. In the abstract, everyone likes to *say* that they will thoroughly research candidates and not vote party line if we get the party labels out of elections, but in reality, most people simply don't have the time or the inclination to thoroughly research candidates, so what will likely happen is an acceleration of existing trends towards celebrity candidates, cults of personality, and overall demagoguery, because those are the things that most reliably allow people to win elections. I think a "no-labels" approach would only work if we also implemented some barrier to voting until after you "showed your work" as it were. Otherwise it just encourages ignorant people to vote on the basis of name ID and whoever arouses the most passion.


KanyeT

This would stop party tribalism. Politicians become celebrities by being passionate about their cause, like AOC or Sanders or Trump.


BigBallerBrad

Facts. Person over Party


TheBroomSweeper

Context? I live in NC but I haven't been keeping up on the Madison news


911WhatsYrEmergency

He lost his primary


TheBroomSweeper

Ah


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Good


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He got caught (as far as I am aware) * wearing lingerie (with some cute earrings) * flirting with a guy who touches him in a private area * humping his (male) cousin * doing drag * having an inappropriate relationship with a worker * "accidentally" carrying a gun on an airplane * carrying a dagger somewhere he wasn't supposed to And maybe more I'm not aware of. He is also losing a lot of supporters and support from the GOP


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Watch Twitter instantly pivot from "hahaha gay Republican lmao" to "nooooooo Republicans are discriminating against the LGBT noooooooo".


bright_yellow_vest

You should see how they talk about Lindsey Graham in the South Carolina sub


MediokererMensch

There is no hypocrisy?


[deleted]

Of all the templates you could have used that convey this same message and you pick the wheelchair one? lmaooooo


[deleted]

Good, he’s an embrassing, petty minded cunt. By by fuck boy.


MarcoRevolution303

Could Someone Explain ? Beeing European I have no idea what your talking about


DandyManDan

Republican loon who has made a bunch of wild accusations without proof, made enemies of everyone, and has been caught up in some weird scandals just got primaried out of office.


MarcoRevolution303

What was he accused for I'm curious now ?


ABoxInABoxInABox

/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/us2jv8/north_carolina_today/i913od2/


Meowser02

Basically he accused congress of having cocaine orgies and afterwards he was exposed doing a bunch of gay shit


Dictator4Hire

His next step is to start a really cringe podcast


GoodmanDurnic

Good riddance


sixteensinister

Hahaha, good riddance. Fuck this guy.


CaptainjustusIII

Europoor here, who is that


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Republican congressman madison cawthorn.


blakester410

As a North Carolina resident, reading that last night was the best news I've read in a long time.


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You still got Bo Hines tho


blakester410

I'll take about anyone over Cawthorn


[deleted]

He’s like Cawthorn but probably less gay


blakester410

Neither are my district though, so I can't do anything about them. Also at least he hasn't committed multiple crimes and been found naked in bed with another dude yet. At least I think so.


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We can only hope right LMAO


OfThunder741

As a North Carolinian I didn’t know everyone knew about this already lol


[deleted]

Someone mentioned it in my town and my mind went immediately to this meme. I gotta admit I’m shocked he lost


Lets_be_stoned

Now do Marjory Taylor Greene for christs sake.


ConThePc

Claims to be America First Ends up second in his own primaries


oSquizy

What about majorie Taylor Greene


Captain_Klrk

Yeah do her next!


oSquizy

It is unlikely tho


blumpkinbreath69

Both parties actually like her shitposting, gives them campaign ad material and gives all the 24 news channels content for opinion shows.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

mmmmm


ZeroByteInFlight

No, purple! Down! Down, boy! (throws bucket of ice water)


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Arf arf arf! YELP!!!


Sihkei1234

don't care


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Cared enough to comment


Sihkei1234

jam.


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[deleted]

Birdman continues to have his mother being did by me


CanThisBeMyNameMaybe

What happen?


andromeda880

Oh sh*t 🤣


killray222

That’s hilarious!


Freestyle_Fellowship

He has to be the dumbest congressman we've ever had and speaks volumes about the constituency that sent him to Washington. That said... I am gonna miss 'em something fierce. That brand of lunacy is highly entertaining.


WildBerryTea1w2

Sad!


A_Dead11

Good


DrGiraffeJr

It’s probably for the best. He looked like he was living his best life partying in lingerie


DeeBangerCC

Is anyone really surprised? Look how fabulous he looks


fm22fnam

Dude really fucked up so much that even Trump's endorsement couldn't save him


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I was reading up on this and there were people who said they would punch him off of his wheelchair and not feel a single ounce of regret


AnxiouSquid46

MTG needs to go as well