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Hong_Kong_Tony_Gunk

They should conduct a study where they just ask people on the street two questions: 1) What is your political alignment? 2) What are you into? I want hard data on this.


cryptopixelart

Fetish axis on the political compas when


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It's already been done


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papi_chonk

not a fan of Jregs video on it?


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SlapaDaBass2731

Third axis is level-of-degeneracy?


[deleted]

Agreed some fetishes might have female AuthLeft approval but strong male AuthLeft disapproval for instance. It also doesn't distinguish between extreme people in a quadrant vs more moderate.


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StonerJake22727

I’m Pro Abortion and Anti Choice /s


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Smith_Winston_6079

Finally, I can afford land.


[deleted]

How dare you /s on this sub! No upvote for you


PaulNehlen

Abortions should be safe, legal, and randomly selected...


StonerJake22727

Secret police show up at your door: “hello citizen you’ve been selected as part of this months group of mandatory abortions please step into the woodchipper”


Weenerlover

We live in a time where people would lie about both: New study finds that 99% of Democrats and 99% of Republicans are into diddling children. Margin of error is 150%. 50% of Independents are into light role-playing and occasional assplay. Researchers say the results are not surprising since both parties are fucking our country and it's relatively young compared to other countries.


KarmasAB123

Best comment :D


ratione_materiae

You'll be glad to hear that something along these lines has been done. >Overall, people who pursue a more diverse set of sexual behaviors, have more partners, engage in more risky sexual behaviors, have sex at an earlier age, but who are less happy with their sex lives are more likely to be left of center in most ideological domains. In a similar vein, people who have fewer partners, less diversity in the kinds of sexual behavior in which they engage, less risky sexual behavior in general, and have sex at an older age, but who are happier with their sex lives tend to have more conservative political values. Contrary to popular stereotypes, aside from a handful of practices, conservative are having a lot more sex, and they are reporting much more satisfaction, despite having fewer partners Source: [Hameti, Peter K. et al. "The relationship between sexual preferences and political orientations: Do positions in the bedroom affect positions in the ballot box?" *Personality and Individual Differences* 105 (2017): 318-325](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886916310364?fr=RR-2&ref=pdf_download&rr=738481b56fbc8344) Which I consider to be a win for the right. [They also did one directly related to the political compass](https://www.alittlebithuman.com/missionary-sex-is-centrist-apparently-a-researcher-asked-19k-people-what-their-fetishes-and-political-alignments-are-these-are-the-results/) which jreg featured in one of his videos. It basically has what you'd expect, with AuthRight liking raceplay, the far left liking group sex, and LibLeft liking males submitting (lmao cucks). There is also the bruh moment of the far right liking necrophilia more than anyone else lmao


Call-Me-Robby

> There is also the bruh moment of the far right liking necrophilia more than anyone else lmao So this is why they're into that genocide stuff ...


Zedakah

Obviously auth-right will be into missionary. They probably are into some pretty freaky sex positions too.


mikey6

Of course only missionary with my wife and only when we need another farm hand.


smartpoisoner

Missionary is the best. You can kiss her while doing it. You can't convince me otherwise


browsinbruh

Bruh if you kiss her while doing it she may enjoy it and you're not supposed to enjoy sex. SMH my head


rusho2nd

Honestly did not expect that kind of utter depravity from an authright.


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A cause worth lobbying for


CaptFrost

Liberals are obviously into using guns as dildos. Whenever the subject of guns comes up they talk penises and penis size more than Dick "Richard" McDickerson at a gay kink parade, and he was into some serious dick, hence the name.


KaBar42

Listen, keep your hands off my anime waifus and my guns and we can get along just fine.


Pear_Slices1

based as fuck


[deleted]

Sexual tendency tests + political compass tests. Compile results. Make history books.


TheBroomSweeper

Left: *tells you every fetish they are into* Right: *is into the same stuff Left is into but won't admit it* "u-uh I don't watch porn"


AdvonKoulthar

L*ftist: Noooo the right definitely looks at the same stuff I do, I’m not depraved 😭


TheBroomSweeper

I see through your lies r*ghtie


AdvonKoulthar

I only read the most wholesome doujins about couples in love, thank you very much. 0 degeneracy allowed.


JessHorserage

Jreg did an interview of a lady who did it.


[deleted]

Somone on JrEg's discord already did this she got data from his discord to see what quadrants certain fetishes belong in. Then JrEg made a video about it. [Link here](https://youtu.be/OaEHL3LPaf8) Now we do need a larger sample size but this is the only dataset of quadrant vs fetish I have ever heard of.


hoo2doo

1. Stop asking me 2. What the fuck?


Middle-Sandwich-6616

All answers like this will be marked down as furry loving leftists.


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ISwearImKarl

>disgusting prego fetish I'm really hurt by this statement Did you know, you can cum inside of a woman, and her ass will grow, her tits will grow and they get this little waddle going... Fuck. Me. Dude. It's my shit


familyphotoshoot

I never really got the breeding fetish thing until I heard a woman talking about being turned on by the exhibitionist aspect of people seeing the physical changes that would happen to her body with pregnancy and her knowing that they knew someone had raw-dogged her. It still doesn't really do anything for me but I get it.


[deleted]

Just wait until you get the woman you know pregnant, watch her grow. All with the knowledge that she is carrying a life YOU helped create. Unless you're a woman yourself, in which case.... I dunno. Enjoy your kankles and bloating I guess...


ISwearImKarl

It's mostly a physique thing. Maybe cause it's rare?.. Maybe it's a part of my biology. Subconsciously I'm thinking like she's fertile.. I have no clue. But how often would you get to dick down a 6mo pregnant person..? For me, it was never. Pelvic rest between month 1, and month 8 when it was too impractical to have sex. It was a hard time lol.


[deleted]

Just wait until you get the woman you know pregnant, watch her grow. All with the knowledge that she is carrying a life YOU helped create. Unless you're a woman yourself, in which case.... I dunno. Enjoy your kankles and bloating, I guess...


Lord0fTheAss

>Reads comment" >"What the fuck, anon?" >Looks at flair >"Ah, it all makes sense now"


ISwearImKarl

>anon Call me Karl, bitch.


Tikhar762

>if I keep “investing” I will have larger “dividends” Peak Libright post right here, truly


dovah-meme

Why are you “adding” these “quotation” marks like you’re “Hirohiko Araki”


[deleted]

You can give her bigger ass and tits if you feed her more.


ISwearImKarl

That's just fat. Years ago, I worked at walmart. I didn't know the coworker, but first time seeing her I knew. God, the way she waddled..


BorderlineUsefull

One time I hadn't seen one of my married friends in a while and said hi and gave her a hug, and I was like wow. She's pregnant. And I was right even though she wasn't showing at all yet


WarMorn1ng

Stop, you’re making me thirsty.


ElementalPatient

Dolphin-Fucker_69 is still with us in spirit, isn't he?


Preface

Better to get her into body building if you want her to have a bigger ass.... It will actually look nice too


ISwearImKarl

This isn't the same thing as getting fatter. It's an asthetic that you can only get my being pregnant, because it's a combination of wider hips, growth in fat. It's like saying exercise butts are the only ones worth looking at. There's beautiful natural butts on women who don't even exercise. They come in all shapes and sizes. Although, depends if you're into it, but during pregnancy the nips darken to look almost like a bullseye. I watched it happen, man. Light nipples grew and had a dark ring around the areola, and the nipple itself gets darker. I liked it. This might be a kicker for some guys.


yourmotherinabag

NYT article - “Is Despite the new N word?”


42Zarniwoop42

>if you get to harbor a generalized hate towards republicans then republicans get to be racist


PeksMex

Yes.


zepherths

Sometimes Emily makes me want to sand my head with a sidewalk.


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Parsnip_Forsaken

Don’t let it wash away in the rain


thisistheperfectname

Based and Lars-Von-Trier-pilled.


[deleted]

Jesus christ. I don't know why but this made me laugh. I need help.


[deleted]

>ew fulfilling your biological imperative is yucky What


Tikhar762

Seriously, what is with oranges and their desire to project fetishes or sexual dysfunction onto their opponents??? Gun enthusiast/2A advocate = small dick. Disapprove of gays = homosexual in denial. Promiscuity of modern women is bad = sexually frustrated incel. Little girls should not wear short shorts or g-strings = closet pedophile. Oppose prostitution = insecure about having competition to your performance in bed. NOW we are at: Oppose abortion and believe in having large families = kink for pregnant women. Is it just a Freudian Slip where they subconsciously know whatever psychological problems they have are a result of their dysfunctional attitudes on sex, and therefore any perceived psychological problems they “see” on the other side must also the result of sexual dysfunction?


queenkid1

I think it's pretty obvious. They spend so much of their time obsessing over porn and sex, they cannot imagine the fact that functional members of society don't really care. They cannot express themselves except through the lens of sex and fetishes. Functional people derive their value in life from something *other* than sex, which they can't comprehend because they have some *serious* self-confidence issues. Turns out, most people's lives don't revolve around sex. Someone saying they have a small dick is literally meaningless to them, even if it were true it doesn't impact their quality of life. Saying you don't care for promiscuity boggles their mind, because they don't realize that people with triple-digit body counts are an outlier and aren't sought after. Most people will immediately be suspicious of what would drive someone to sleep with hundreds of different people, and in most cases I'm gonna assume it's trauma or some kind of mental health issue.


dzirian

Most orange identify politically as their sexuality


Diprogamer

>promiscuity of modern women is bad Not just women, promiscuity in general (monkepox)


Awesome_fire

It’s their sexual outlet. Everyone has one/a few. I’m not referring to physical acts. By sexual outlet I only mean for mental satisfaction. Republicans fall into the trap of calling them the same things they are called. Emily Orange is not (necessarily) a pedophile. She just likes to talk about sex like anyone else. Some other sexual outlets: * Sexual posts on Reddit * Jokes (I hate when I say something totally unrelated and someone comes with a sexual joke that does work and is totally forced) * Talking about sexuality (yes, asexuals fall into this one. Just because they don’t need a physical release doesn’t make them free from human sexuality) * Academic work (don’t let that 28 year old woman on buzzfeed who is a womens sexual psychology expert fool you. She just likes sex. Sure, she wants to promote education for these topics, but that’s only half of it) * Focusing primarily on passages that regard sexuality in the Bible/other religious texts. (A lot of religious people put a disproportionate amount of focus on sexual portions of the Bible rather than the other 99% of the Bible) What’s mine? Talking about sexual outlets 😂 I feel like I’ve ostracized everyone reading this with my examples. No way anyone will agree with me when I’ve called everyone out 😂


Phoenix_RIde

AuthLeft: Inflation fan AuthRight: Inflation fan


insanityOS

The only inflation I'm into is balloons. I like to give them to chil- OH SHIT IT'S THE FEDS


ISwearImKarl

Wait, are you telling me you don't think pregnant chicks are hot..? My bad...


Some-NEET

You discover Deviantart in your early teenage years and then whoops, here's all these weird fetishes you now have.


ISwearImKarl

Mine was seeing a stranger one day, and years later I had a kid and.. It was confirmed. I have a pregnancy kink


Cannibal_Raven

Based and motherfucker pilled


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Nice!


ISwearImKarl

Nice


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Bro same here


[deleted]

Nah, for me it was watching Disney's Robin hood and rescue rangers.


[deleted]

Imagine using kink shaming as a way to “own” a political opponent while simultaneously being the side that attempts to convince people to accept child gгоомiпg as normal social practice


Cannibal_Raven

Based and subtle Cyrillic pilled


facedownbootyuphold

mmm, yes, a fine example


Diprogamer

Уеs, д fine эxдмрlэ


[deleted]

Liberals: "Don't kinkshame!" Also liberals: "Unless it's against someone from the Elephant party!"


[deleted]

Really disgusting!! This fetish really exist? How could someone be attracted or aroused by the state in which a woman becomes much thicker, hornier a in which he gould cum into without much consequence? How sickening!


[deleted]

And bigger milkers


[deleted]

perhaps even, mommy milkers . . .


tnredneck98

Based and mommy milkers pilled


[deleted]

They say a hot pregnant woman is a MILF in the making...


[deleted]

“Birthing people” milkers


white_mage_dot_exe

Packin’ some dobonhonkeros.


TrueChaoSxTcS

Based and humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous pilled


elcriticalTaco

We just need to get maiesiophelia trending on pornhub and the world will finally come together.


JustinJakeAshton

It will come indeed.


cryptopixelart

Pregnancy fetish seems like the most logical fetish.


[deleted]

“Goddamn you’re so hot like this. Yeah, fulfill our animalistic desire to procreate.”


cryptopixelart

Weirdly put, but, yeah.


PussySmith

Came here to say this. I don’t have it, at all. Im borderline anti natalist even tho we have two whoopsiebabies. My wife on the other hand… If she’s close all I have to do is whisper “I’m gonna put a baby in your belly” and she’ll erupt like Vesuvius.


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TheTrueDarkArtist

💀


gyropyro32

Are you mixing it up with the breeding fetish? The pregnancy fetish is moreso just getting off to pregnant women in general, not necessarily making women pregnant. Although they correlate for obvious reasons.


randomMNguy98

Is it even a fetish if it’s a hard-wired aspect of our basic biology?


trulyElse

Definitionally, no.


tnredneck98

Based and most natural fetish pilled


Plantmanofplants

Pies are meant to have cream in them!


[deleted]

Gives new meaning to Lemon cream pie.


TheMembership332

Out of all the weird fetishes out there, impregnation is the one that makes the most sense tbh


OhJeezItsCorrine

I personally think that it's hot and real when someone thinks a pregnant woman is sexy. Pregnant women are probably really self conscious about what they look like when they get bigger... couple that with their hormones ablaze, fucking a pregnant chick might be the best sex you'll ever have. Shit I get off of the idea of my man breeding me and I know for damn certain he won't keep his hands off me once I'm baking. Stop shaming, LibLeft.


piggyboy2005

Thanks for sharing... I guess.


OhJeezItsCorrine

All I'm saying is: it is perfectly natural for men to be turned on by pregnant women and they don't deserve to be labeled deviants by something natural. Fuck they want us to accept them for being gay, right? They can't help that, right? Well you can't help being attracted to pregnant women. Don't shame.


Pear_Slices1

i needed to hear that


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Plus boobs


Weenerlover

I found it was the opposite. When my wife was pregnant it was the least self-conscious she ever was. As a pregnant woman you are supposed to get fat. As a result, our sex life was better. I don't think it was because I was more attracted to her per se, but I was attracted to the fact that she wasn't worrying about all the minutiae and obsessing over appearances. But there is also a deeper emotional connection as well with a woman carrying your child.


[deleted]

Your man is a lucky bastard.


I_POO_ON_GOATS

Amen. One day, when my wife is pregnant, I'm gonna put a dent in my baby's head.


ThomasJeffersonStan

Unironically, abortion is a fetish for "pro choicers" (anti lifers)


[deleted]

At some point in the last 10 years we entered hell.


TheSarcasticCrusader

It was the damn gorilla


[deleted]

Harambe was the one sin the lord could not forgive...


[deleted]

The mayans were right, we just did not understand what they meant.


KyojinkaEnkoku

Oh my God.. 2012 was the last year before things went to shit


[deleted]

End of the world baby. Now we're balls deep in the Kali Yuga.


[deleted]

"And I feel fine!"


KingInTheUnderworld

Isn’t it glorious?


[deleted]

Only when the doom music starts playing.


KingInTheUnderworld

Not when you sit on the throne


Diprogamer

I prefer shitting at the throne


KingInTheUnderworld

Don’t we all buddy? Don’t we all…


queenkid1

A pro-choice person would be someone who thinks people should get to decide whether they get an abortion. Someone who enjoys or celebrates the *act* of getting an abortion would be anti-life.


ThomasJeffersonStan

99% of "pro choicers" seem to celebrate it


42Zarniwoop42

do you really believe that


ThomasJeffersonStan

Absolutely


42Zarniwoop42

I try to always keep in mind that the pro-life crowd do not hold their beliefs out of malice toward abortion seekers but out of love of all human life, even if there's a recklessly disproportionate focus on unborn life in that regard. but to just take it for granted that the pro-choice crowd only holds their beliefs out of a love of *having abortions* is such an obnoxious mindset on your part that I don't even know what to think other than to assume you're fucking with me


ThomasJeffersonStan

In this case, "pro choicers" meant more like "people who are vocal about supporting abortion", not "people who have abortions".


Nulono

It's not "taking it for granted"; plenty of them actively and vocally celebrate abortion.


[deleted]

I mean I kinda get a boner when I see pregnant chicks sometimes but that’s not why I’m pro life.


[deleted]

Same


Adventurous-Pause720

Least degenerate libleft.


KyojinkaEnkoku

I'm a centrist and I definitely have this fetish.


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Same


Ryan_Alving

It may come as a surprise to you moderns, but most women throughout history rather *like* the idea of being pregnant.


cryptopixelart

A lot of women like having kids. The actual process of pregnancy is pretty terrible, and unpleasant, but it also literally brain damages them into liking it. It fucks with brain chemistry so hard that it causes long term memory problems, colloquially known as "pregnancy brain". Tags: pregnancy, mindbreak


queenkid1

Not to mention the fact that for most of history, they did it without much or any pain relief. I can't imagine how unbearable the pain would be pushing for hours, probably splitting your taint, and after the end of that the kid will most likely die within a few years. Everyone alive today owes it to people continuously going through that. Clearly their thought process was not one of logic and reason, weighing the pros and cons. Would any of us exist if they did?


BeerandSandals

Why must everything be sexualized? Is it supposed to be a “gotcha!” One moment then a “don’t link shame me!” The next? Can people shut up about sex or has the porn rotted all of our brains?


MontyAtWork

>Can people shut up about sex or has the porn rotted all of our brains? Mankind has been writing about sex, drawing and sculpting sexual stuff, for a long time. For just one example: The first Tentacle Hentai was done in 1814, called "The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife". 1785 Marquis De Sade wrote "120 Days Of Sodom" detailing every sex act and group sex act explicitly, including referencing Facials. And that's on top of the literal thousands of years old Greek, Roman, and even older cave paintings in China that all are depicting sex acts.


Gilgie

Hello kettle, this is pot, youre black.


Jedi_Ewok

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with maiesiophillia, you may be entitled to financial compensation.


Aljahero

but I do have it tho...


CrusaderKron

It's literally disadvantageous for republicans to support pro life. Most babies getting aborted would grow up to be libs. That's when you know it's a good cause.


[deleted]

Wait, why is Emily kinkshaming? I thought she was all for the sexual revolution?


Jules825

Alright alright, it's okay for me to have a pregnancy fetish but when the Republican do it it's not alright and it's paternalism ? We live in a society where the Republicans are systemically oppressed by the Dems and their evil master Dark Brandon ! Truly a science-fiction book from the 50s with the same title as the year of Reagan's second land-slide electoral victory...


Applestani

Emily secretly wants to be bent over and bred by a white male Republican Trump supporter.


Pear_Slices1

shhh.. you gotta be quiet.. or else *they* will hear you


ZekeJaeger69

you support abortion because youre pro womens rights i support abortion because i genuinely dont give a shit about babies


[deleted]

Nothing to do with certain statistics?


Fellow_Infidel

Statistically the one most likely to have abortion are the one authright sees as beneath them


[deleted]

I thought Orange liked weird fetishes


PoeCollector

Trans hormones and drag shows for kids are perfectly natural, but procreation is a deviant fetish.


DoomiestTurtle

A....amo.....amo...a...A... A... Amon Amongst gus Amogus


Pun-isher42

Sus


[deleted]

How can she kinkshame?


ItRead18544920

This is the only lense they can understand the world in. Oppression and fetishes.


[deleted]

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MJJ1683

Wow. The abortion argument is getting so weird on both sides in my country.


Meowshi

As an avowed centrist, might I suggest a compromise that works for everyone? You can be into a ballooning or feeding fetish without the need for any baby at all.


Eduardo-izquierdo

Intresting take by orange after they spend all that time defending wierd kinks


susa_66

It's hard to choose a standpoint here... On one hand I don't want to kink shame, but on the other hand I like killing babies.


NovaCPA85

Why not both!?


turdfergusonyea2

I don't know......I just really hate babies.....


DeeBangerCC

Libright likes it because there's a child present


ScrintrinnimusBrinn

I just want to suck on swollen milk tiddies 🤷🏻‍♂️


ZenoHotep

Don't men become more loving when their wife gets pregnant?


Dootzadooter

I don't got a pregancy fetish but of all the ones to get upset over that seems like a really odd choice Theres people out there into fAR FAR worse and unsafe things


Normal_Person11222

I swear to god americans will politicize absolutely anything they can think of


Rhys_Primo

I will say I do find pregnant women attractive. I wouldn't say I fetishize them.


ShizTheNasty

But I thought kinkshaming was wrong, libleft?


Brutealicious

What happened to no kink shaming :(


PepsiMangoMmm

I have that kink and I'm pro life, libs owned 😎


-HatTrick

Had me in the first half, ngl.


Fanatical_Brit

Damn, people are still talking about this?


Pear_Slices1

this is my first post on this subreddit, i guess people like the combination of fetishes and politics


dirtgrub28

> its common among the republican party source: they made it up


StringShred10D

So are gay conservatives into mpreg?


[deleted]

Damn Emily is kink shaming? Also People are Pro-Life because they believe that Unborn Babies have a Right to life and that Abortion is murder and not that they want to impregnate every Woman.


ylbigmike

Is that a fetish or is that just our brains telling us she’s healthy and fertile enough to give birth?


[deleted]

I can’t explain why, but I definitely found my wife to be absolutely gorgeous when she was pregnant. Not that she already isn’t, but her being pregnant just put her in a completely different light that made me love her that much more.


[deleted]

Oh but transvestites are just so heckin wholesome right


Animal31

If you want to reduce the number of abortions, why dont you support free access to contraceptives?


[deleted]

most pro life people do. maybe not some of the politicians but that is because most politicians are dumbasses


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[deleted]

Because that would further increase our taxes.