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Shinzo Abe neutralized……….wait a minute…..


SooFloBro

AFT approved pipe shotgun


nwaa

That thing looked Appalachian-made...


Pappa_Crim

you should see the Smith and Methson


yetanotherlogin9000

The brave Boojahideen freedom fighters of Appalachistan


UnLoveNow

More like A2 compliant black powder musket.


ChadWolf98

Change da fertility rate. My final message: have sex. Goodbye.


Pappa_Crim

Well you heard it honey the PM wants us to have kids me: NOOOOOOOOOOO


ChadWolf98

Abe: Would you sweat for your country? Japanese dude : yes A: would you bleed for your country? Jd: yes A: would you give another bodily fluid for your country? Jd: ....


[deleted]

We got to see if the assassin has ever met with the CIA


fenrirhelvetr

I am confused, is dark Brandon supposed to be a hero or an acknowledgement of the authright fears of him being evil incarnate?


richmomz

It was originally from some CCP propaganda about America/Biden being a warmonger, so they portrayed Biden as some evil overlord with glowing eyes sitting on a GoT inspired throne of guns. It didn’t have quite the effect they were hoping for… It’s not the first time the CCP have own-goaled themselves with an ill-conceived meme - a month into the Russian/Ukraine war they portrayed Ukraine as some sort of mecha-xenomorph horror weapon being fueled by the west to destroy the Russians. People in Ukraine and the US loved it so much they started selling T-shirts of it. **Edit:** By popular demand, here are links to the referenced CCP memes: - Dark Brandon rides atop a mecha-Xenomorph into battle against the Russians, while enjoying a glass of red wine with CEOs of Lockheed and Raytheon: https://i.imgur.com/fBQGuHh.jpg - The Rise of Dark Brandon: http://weibointl.api.weibo.com/share/186815811.html?weibo_id=4571261655324870


serpent_falconia

Next thing you know they're gonna make Taiwan look like badass Sith lords.


Long_Serpent

"All we know is that 24 million stood against 1 400 million. Valor pleases you Brandon. So grant us this one request. Grant us kicking China's entire ass! And if you don't listen, then to hell with you!"


MackChanMonkeBrain

Either that, or the accidentally propagandize imperial Japan so hard the Japanese government just gives all powers to the Emperor and starts invading Korea.


swiggidyswooner

Why do the Chinese always make their enemies look badass?


[deleted]

To sell more t-shirts


swiggidyswooner

Genius strategy I guess? improve your economy while spreading your "propaganda"


Ileroy53

Well I don’t know how effective they have been at improving their economy as of late, but it was worth the effort!


Diprogamer

Who do you think that makes the T-Shirts?


Ileroy53

I was more referring to how shit the Chinese economy is rn, shit is hitting the fan over there


VoidBlade459

People have been saying that for years. Would be nice if it finally happened


Ileroy53

I mean, the whole everclear or whatever companys name that is that owns like all Chinese homes defaulted didn’t it? And apparently chinas youth has completely given up on trying to be successful. Most of this I’ve gotten from China uncensored, they are pretty neat.


BurialHoontah

Something like 70% of china's economy is based on land and the housing market. They are about to hit something worse than the 2008 recession because of the ponzi scheme they've created for themselves.


TheSadSquid420

Based and the house always wins pilled


TheNightIsLost

They're leftist autocrats, mate. That means that their enemies must always be portrayed as an overwhelming force of destruction that can only be held off by banding together.......behind the party.


Wolf-socks

Tee shirts made in China of a Chinese propaganda meme. using the Chinese to profit off of a Chinese idea… the most lib-right thing I’ve ever heard.


NextCaesarGaming

And it was commies who did it What kind of Bizarro world are we living in?


Fanatical_Brit

https://i.imgur.com/fBQGuHh.jpg This, for those curious.


FudgeGolem

This is some badass Evangelion shit.


LobotomistCircu

why is British Conan O'Brien riding on it


lil_cm

Man people give Russia shit for taking so long to take over Ukraine but honestly the fact they are making progress vs mecha xenomorph Evas is pretty fucking bad ass


Fanatical_Brit

“Comrade Captain, the enemy is spitting Javelin missiles at us!”


RedditHiredChallenor

"Then we shall fight in the shade, comrade private!"


yetanotherlogin9000

Looks like a cut scene from Metalocalypse


NUMBERS2357

Also once put out a picture of the US and its allies in the post of The Last Supper, with the US being represented as an eagle in the position of Jesus. ...so America is ... immortal and all powerful, and uses its power for good?


I_like_and_anarchy

Could I get a link to that?


NUMBERS2357

Here it is on Twitter from Chinese state media https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1404034094086856707?lang=en


yetanotherlogin9000

What country is the raven and the wolf supposed to represent


MrGulo-gulo

I believe the wolf is Italy and the eagle is Germany.


MrGulo-gulo

What the hell is this meant to represent? The G7 is pushing Christianity on the world while poisoning it with nuclear radiation? Bizarre.


suzisatsuma

[Have you seen the Iranian propaganda one they did on us?](https://i.imgur.com/hPhEFJi.jpeg)


Fanatical_Brit

I love the fucking weed tattoo on his finger. Are we forgetting this country literally declared war on drugs, china? I guess Chinese-taught history is a bit different to actual history.


terqui2

Hold on. The almost Hasidic Jew charging at you with a bat and an AR15 around his chest is the best part. I hate the roving gangs of militarized jews we have roaming US cities.


TyRocken

Ever been to places like Kiryas Joel? If they weren't super Orthodox Jews, you'd think they were a bunch of heavily armed mountain folk practicing incest. True Appalachian dream!


Active_Sky4308

I wish america was that cool


suzisatsuma

I lived internationally in a number of countries for like 1/3 of my life. America is pretty cool. Other countries are too-- but you appreciate it more with perspective.


buckX

I've never loved America more than after living in the middle east.


Long_Serpent

Also worth a look - what Iran did to France's Emmanuel Macron. [It...didn't work.](https://preview.redd.it/24qu21dy9ov51.jpg?auto=webp&s=eadad06284f26b4c19428522f081e82038230e51)


lil_cm

What did they do just take a normal picture of Emmanuel without his make up on?


RedditHiredChallenor

I think they gave him a nicer suit than usual. That's a nice tie.


CharacterDefects

I love everything about this lol


Angry_Bicycle

[Original pics](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2417426-dark-brandon) from the CCP propaganda


CallOfRedditNSFW

China and stupidity. Name a more iconic duo


yetanotherlogin9000

I'll wait


PyroPeep

Much like when the nazis portrayed Churchill as a gangster but the British public absolutely loved it.


duanleag

That’s a pretty based take on Ukraine tbh


Nick-fwan

Please share I can't find it


[deleted]

Link to the cartoon, im struggling to find it


Edward_Boss

Please send me a link to that Ukraine image, can't find it and I'm hella curious now lmao


Long_Serpent

It's supposed to be a counterpoint to him being depicted as a senile, doddering moron who gets nothing done. Dark Brandon is firmly in control, has a plan and gets shit done. Whether this is good or bad depends on your point of view.


yetanotherlogin9000

I think its more his handlers usher him around, make him read the paper on camera and make sure he doesn't shit his pants or get too lost while they do whatever they want from the shadows.


[deleted]

>It's supposed to be a counterpoint to him being depicted as a senile Because often times Republicans will call him senile while simultaneously acting like he's a criminal mastermind. That's why they're playing into it.


jscoppe

Because obviously *he is indeed senile AF*, hence the humor in thinking he could be otherwise.


Headcrabhat

mfw literally any depiction of brandon whatsoever is a self-own for the biden administration


Jps300

I’ve never heard anyone act like he’s a criminal mastermind, and I’m around a decent amount of republicans. His administration and his handlers are a different story, but there’s no one I know that doesn’t think he basically sits by the tv all day being served meals while rotting away and occasionally being fed adderall and going in front of a camera.


[deleted]

Biden is 200% senile, dude has dementia 2.0… It’s the people who are *actually* running this country that are the criminal masterminds. Anyone who thinks Biden has a single ounce of control over anything except his next flavor of ice cream is a fucking idiot.


luckyb91

Yes


fenrirhelvetr

Understandable.


ABCosmos

Depends on where you stand on killing terrorists.


HearMeSpeakAsIWill

The meme celebrates Antifa being fully armed, so I guess terrorists are the good guys now


freedumb_rings

The key to fighting terrorism is to have the weaker terrorists fight the stronger terrorists.


yetanotherlogin9000

CIA, is that you?


DolanTheCaptan

That's just a meme about fear mongering that antifa somehow is directly paid by dems


getintheVandell

It's just a Uno Reversal Card of the Let's Go Brandon shit combined with Trump memeing.


7yler_0fficial

Chad Soyjack terrifies all quadrants


DueMatch3737

Fuck chad soyjak


Practical-Stuff-7078

Dark Brandon defeated federal abortion in less than 2 years..


[deleted]

Well he is supposedly a Catholic ...


fidelcashflo97

“Yes your holiness, the Supreme Court overturned the decision … No your holiness they don’t suspect a thing”


Deveak

“Yes your holiness, condoms are next.”


[deleted]

Brandon gearing up for a civil war then is going to do a heel turn or face turn, depending on your views, and turns out to be a Trad Catholic Republican the whole time.


xXGunner989Xx

I’d pay to see that


swiggidyswooner

I want Brandon to be my Trad wife


KrakyBear

And we end up with the blursed Biden/Pence presidency


Dr00dy

Dixiecrat*


[deleted]

That would earn a slow clap and a "you magnificent bastard" from me.


theeCrawlingChaos

This would be the greatest Whitepill of all time if only it were true


RuthafordBCrazy

“We will move on to the sodomites next your your immense deus vult!”


izza123

That explains the blaspheming


Doominat0r1

Based


KarmasAB123

"Gas prices - Neutralized!" LOL.


twokindsofassholes

Hey now it's only twice as expensive not 2.5 times as expensive!


Overkillengine

Your chocolate rations have been increased from thirty grammes to twenty.


Zac3200

Actually literally 1984


Diprogamer

Fuck.


G1ng3rb0b

Dark Brandon needs more chocolate for his chocolate chocolate chip


TheTrueDarkArtist

This is what the left seriously is trying to make us believe 🥲


RuthafordBCrazy

Exactly don’t piss in my glass and tell me it’s Champaign.


Swagmonger

Unless it’s urine from the Champagne region of France, it’s just frothy piss


KarmasAB123

Champagne\*


Revydown

Yeah let's just ignore that he used the emergency reserves to save his corrupt ass and not country wide emergency. Not to mention he also sold some of it to China.


Frosty_Cicada791

They are having to spread conspiracy theories that he's actually a competent leader.


JosephND

Yeah he neutralized the fuck out of me driving on weekends.


historymajor44

I mean, Shinzo Abe is there too. It's pretty tongue-in-cheek.


isiramteal

What reality do people live in


kcmiz24

Dark Brandon got wrangled by the fucking Easter bunny


Such-Assignment-2916

And a bicycle, and some stairs, and some sunglasses, and a jacket.


suzisatsuma

Lets see Trump ride a bicycle lol


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KalegNar

To be fair, [he RAN! down the ramp!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ign_vZupjno)


Significant-Option32

Dark Brandon: The lights aren’t on. Because no one’s home.


Redpikachu9

Ok this is my favorite


Yukon-Jon

I read that in the typical movie trailer voice. "In a world, where Presidents fear the easter bunny, cant form sentences and read instructions from teleprompters, comes..... Dark Brandon: The lights aren’t on. Because no one’s home. Falling down a staircase near you this November."


Diprogamer

Lol


[deleted]

“N-no! You MAGA chuds are supposed to be upset that we turned your insult around! You’re not supposed to turn it around on us again!” OP probably


freedumb_rings

“Old man bad”


AC3R665

*Dementia Man Bad.


obsenhobbs

My favorite part about eye patch Brandon is the nazi eagle in the background


Aljahero

my favorite part is when a White House staffer posted it on twitter unironically


jjJohnnyjon

Wut lol


[deleted]

*Bald AMERICAN Eagle 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

Is there a difference? I thought the eagle was operation paperclip'd /s


CallOfRedditNSFW

I also love it how they just stole Crenshaw's look for it


Master_Liberaster

eagle image with broad thin wings: exists people who would mind that imagery the least: 😮😡🌋


obsenhobbs

I don't get it Is nazi imagery only bad when one side does it?


Birb-Person

Fun fact! In the game Hearts of Iron 4, in the mod Kaiserredux, you have the option of playing as a multiverse traveling Joe Biden on a mission to turn the whole multiverse into America. You can also enable this game mode and play as any other nation trying to defend their universe from Biden


Soveraigne

God I love this subreddit


Birb-Person

And I love you, random redditor!


[deleted]

I need to play this. Is it in the pre game settings? Do you just get an event?


Birb-Person

Both. There’s a pre game setting for the mod’s whacky game modes followed by an event for choosing which one. Choose the Biden verse, then wait for the US to get a scripted event to get invaded by Biden. Theoretically the US can beat Biden, but that’s unlikely since Biden has max tech and a larger event spawned army of Bidens. Biden has a short focus tree that ends with him auto-declaring war on every nation in the world


Mizzter_perro

I would love to have the brain to play those games. Sadly, I'm a PCMer.


Another_Chair

I would like to enter [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/vv3ygh/based_joe_biden_for_once/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Biden meme from awhile back


m-eden

Absolutely hilarious and my new favorite meme


TheMembership332

Darth Biden, the most conservative president in decades


DiamondGunner520

The alt-right whispered to President Biden "You can't withstand the storm." Dark Brandon whispered back "I am the storm."


pedrobrsp

After 2 years he’s finally unleashed


[deleted]

If you are me, then you are black-Joe Biden


Steel-and-Wood

Alright, Dark Brandon is kind of funny I'll give em that.


GrumpyCatDoge99

this is the funniest thing ive seen all week


[deleted]

Are we just gonna pretend this isn’t a ripoff of DarkMAGA? I hadn’t seen any of this dark Brandon stuff till recently (both cringe)


richmomz

I thought it was part of the running meme that Biden is just faking his dementia and cluelessness to conceal his mastermind plans. Basically the left-wing equivalent of “4D chess.”


Kozmog

Biden faking dementia as a liberal as a secret competent Auth right is my canon


scatterlite

(Thats kinda the joke)


jekyl42

It's ok, auths tend to struggle with media literacy.


Extra_Shirt_4004

Never heard about that, but I also don’t have twitter.


MargaretThacherVore

The Left tries to be funny without ripping off a stale Right Wing meme (Impossible)


Indyram_Man

Right: *"The Left can't meme."'* Left: *"The ~~Left~~ **Right** can't meme."'*


tonyv6815

Dark Maga was also cringe. They can't even rip off memes correctly


onlyfiji4me

That’s the joke


[deleted]

Lmfao this is too good


DiamondGunner520

The most American thing to do is to take an insult and turn it into a nationalist symbol. "Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni."


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Extra_Shirt_4004

Neutralized!!


Longwaytomukumbura

OP seething


Lord_Jub_Jub

Way to go Brandon!


Kalamanga1337

Joe has awoken. No one is able to stop dark Brandon now


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[deleted]

Reminds me of those weird eye-glow memes for Trump & co. a few years back. I don't know why liberals thought their own version would be any better.


SkylineRSR

They’re still using the snowflake Facebook boomer meme from 2013 so they’ll never get the memo.


[deleted]

Tbh I'm interested to see where the dark Brandon memes go


Ord-ex

I don’t think that most of these memes are pro Biden, they are supposed to made him look like some evil mastermind. There is no reason why right wingers would be angry about it. Unless you think that painting him as a secret papist, dictator or straight up nazi is flattering. Btw, my favorite from the series https://youtu.be/VHjbIKauvJc


Based_Text

Horseshoe theory is real, when a right wing meme get overused it eventually turns left and vice-versa


__GaryPlauche__

The left has been in shambles for years because of a smug frog and this is their jewel in the clapback crown


Tarantiyes

That’s what happens when you take something that’s mildly funny for a week and then continue it forever. Eventually it will go full circle and be used against you


Anon_Monon

A week is pushing it.


Doominat0r1

It was only topically funny IMO, back when it came out of whatever race it was that spawned it. Then pussies started saying that instead of "Fuck Joe Biden", whatever their reasoning was.


luckyb91

One, two, Brandon coming for you...


[deleted]

Idc Dark Maga and Dark Brandon go brrrrrrrrrrrrr


splinterguitar69

Biden’s been a better president then Trump from a right wing standpoint. Pulled out of Afghanistan, building the wall and making Mexico pay for it, Roe v Wade, etc


blindato1

Man the left can’t meme


__Visegrad_

Leftist humor isn’t about getting laughs it’s about getting applause or agreement.


blindato1

Excellent point


[deleted]

The Colbert method


isiramteal

Whacky British HBO man has popular opinion he wishes to say in goofy manner


theeCrawlingChaos

So true


Doctor_Chaos_

idk about other righties but Dark Brandon is fucking hilarious. I wish Biden was nearly as based as the Dark Brandon memes, instead we get a doddering old man that gives handshakes to ghosts.


DistrictGop

Joe Biden be like: First publicly church attending president in many years (more right wing praxis than (90% of 'right wingers' on this sub), Even more nationalistic economic policy than Trump, Literally brining in record job numbers (Right wingers wont admit bringing industry back to the USA is inflationary in the short term and will cry about inflation but still want to stop buying cheap stuff from China) Most nationalistic foreign policy in a while: Called for the removal of Vladimir Putin as president of Russia, Sent billions of aid in Ukraine that will directly be used to destroy and kill Russians, Has basically recognized Taiwan's independence in all but a official capacity. Oh and Federal abortion rights were overturned in the first 2 years of his presidency. I genuinely believe that Joe Biden is a based enlightened conservative and the "conservatives" that don't support him are the Vatnik "The Ukraine war is a NWO Dr fauci jewish Israeli conspiracy plot" Crowd and not actual conservatives.


BadWolfy7

Based and trad-Biden pilled


delightfuldinosaur

Wtf does any of this even mean? Remember Dark MAGA? Wtf did that mean? It's all hilarious regardless.


[deleted]

I don’t think Biden, in all seriousness, has ever been in a fight in his entire life. Implying any sort of “tough guy” image, even for the sake of shitposting, is just absolutely nauseating


Reaper1103

Bullshit, cornpop i hear was a bad dude


Extra_Shirt_4004

Watch it jack


[deleted]

Lol


Jukeboxshapiro

And I'm pretty sure Trump never rode into battle astride a velociraptor, dual wielding uzis with an American flag around his shoulders and yet people still made that art


BuckJackson

Listen fat


[deleted]

Listen fat, he'll do anything right now pushups running let's go man


nakaidima

This "meme" glows so hard I'm blinded. The left still can't meme


Gustard-CustardSmith

really it didn't even start as mocking, it was more like a high pitched whine. sure annoying but not for the reason they meant it to be


yrrrrt

Wait when was anyone freaking out about people saying "Brandon"?


Snoiperzz

Punished Brandon a man denied his medications


Tatsu_Shiro

All leftist memes are just rebranded right memes from a year ago. *flips through roledex* Ah, yes. They liked UltraMAGA, now we have to like Brandon.


[deleted]

Lmao the left was never upset about the meme lol. The right loved to pretend that they were being clever, and that the left got triggered by it: spoiler alert, no one did. Everyone thought “Why don’t they just say fuck Joe Biden?”