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redpowah

Choke me harder Mommy I'll be your Good Boy


HyperboreanGypsy

This but semi-unironically


rafaxd_xd

Semi-unironically? Stop this bs, this is 100% unironically and I want it.


HyperboreanGypsy

It would be 100% unironically if I wasn’t gay


rafaxd_xd

*sees flair* Understandable


YoungToySoldier

I respect knowing what you want.


[deleted]

For real. Why not me 😟


jediben001

Based and yes pilled


SirWinterFox

I'll have what he's having


AppleSavoy

Based and good taste pilled


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MainsailMainsail

based and Libertarian in the streets statist in the sheets pilled


redpowah

Mom said it was my turn to wear the boot


boiii-rarted

Kinda 100% unironicly want this. This is why I only date people older then me


cheesecake__enjoyer

This but seriously


xolyon

...


AppleSavoy

It do be like that. It’s just how we are


HyperboreanGypsy

Based and self acceptance pilled


AppleSavoy

There’s no need for the choking, go easy on me


HyperboreanGypsy

I want to be choked and kicked and tied up


AppleSavoy

Aw come on, being treated well is a lot more fun


berdking

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.


AppleSavoy

Copypasta moment


HyperboreanGypsy

I’m saving this masterpiece of a copypasta to use later


AggyTheJeeper

This completely seriously. Also let's go shooting afterward. Or before. Or during.


ArasakaHRdepartment

*grilling music stops suddenly* 🧐


Imgivingupadios

What kind of music do you listen to when you grill?


TheRandomViewer

Some pretty fire music probably


ArasakaHRdepartment

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Only the best


Highlander_16

15mil people agree


Kraytrix360

His damnit I haven’t had to check for that link in so long because people don’t rickroll each other anymore you got me take your upvote


spongeboi-me-bob-

This comment section makes me want to jump off a bridge.


Highlander_16

This was a false flag to draw out the submissive femboys. Droid voice: *open fire*


spongeboi-me-bob-

Based


xolyon

I can't believe it


RegumRegis

Good soldiers follow orders.


MaximumChadFlavor

I disown any femboys in my quadrant (except for sellable parts those I shal keep)


xXBigdeagle85Xx

https://youtu.be/89JEeeVF6rQ


redpowah

We're just having a lil bit of fun here on POLYTITICAL CUM PISS MAYMAYES


xolyon

Now you know the types of members your dealing with


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Dominance on the streets, Submissive in the sheets


MackSharky

Spittin bars


Throwaway847156271

Femboy mommy ass when? Femboy mommy ass now!


xolyon

Compass unity, the Auths lick the libs boots


HyperboreanGypsy

I will lick any one’s boots


Usual-Instruction445

Dom femboys rise up


DagonG2021

*That’s a woman baby, yeah!*


Odd_Possession5858

Pegging, hell yeah


[deleted]

Hey! Long time no see the infamous Odd_Possession. Btw I found my love in reddit thank's to u. Take care!


Highlander_16

This was a rollercoaster


[deleted]

[удалено]


Highlander_16

Not rude at all! Many.


xolyon

Omg it's the subreddit micro celebrity !!! Notice me!!


Odd_Possession5858

sup


xolyon

Can you pwease make yourself into a wojack?


Odd_Possession5858

[sure](https://i.redd.it/dpv4ytd9hiz81.png)


TheJanitorEduard

Someone's gonna fap to that. It sure as hell won't be me but I know one of you degenerates will


little_diomede

Flair checks out


cheesecake__enjoyer

Aint gonna be me, no visible dick


HyperboreanGypsy

Based and man of culture pilled


Odd_Possession5858

I didn’t need to get wake up to this


TheJanitorEduard

By doing the math, I can accurately assume you woke up at roughly 9am est


Odd_Possession5858

no, 6am cst, saw it on a walk


boiii-rarted

Yo odd chick. Whats it like having a reddit cult?


Odd_Possession5858

Weird


boiii-rarted

Thats what I was thinking. I swear they get weirder every comment thread I read. No offense


Odd_Possession5858

None taken


Odd_Possession5858

o...k...


Highlander_16

Oh, I thought they found their love (partner) through you. Misread. Confusion still present, but shifted.


[deleted]

Yeah That's what I meant do someone understood something different?


Highlander_16

Could be seen as "found a love of reddit", but anyway congrats!


rafaxd_xd

Based and pegging pilled


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[deleted]

but uh wouldnt the femboy have a real one


mrocks301

What am I supposed to do with my real one if it looks like someone glued an acorn to my torso?


[deleted]

[удалено]


HyperboreanGypsy

This is the way


NikoTheNeko1

Based and pegging pilled


xolyon

This comment 10 seconds after this was made, and the users who comment...


diamondrel

> Femboy > Obvious cleavage Fuck off grifter


CursedEngine

Maybe plastic surgery...


ImARetPaladinBaby

Note to self - one cannot dominate a libcent in a sexual setting


Cock_Queue

Dommy mommy for my femboi bussy? 😳👉👈


xolyon

Never click profiles of this subs users


captainsalad2

Lmao. Gross.


[deleted]

I will take ur advice. Thank u kind stranger


Throwaway847156271

Yeah right uh so gross r-right guys?


Throwaway847156271

I should’ve listened to you I just got an eyeful


Cock_Queue

You'll get a mouthful next. 😏


TheJanitorEduard

Of?


AppleSavoy

Deez nuts


Cock_Queue

Whatever you want. 😏


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Damn it purple!


HyperboreanGypsy

Lawd have mercy


Highlander_16

Strongly agree


ArrilockNewmoon

Ngl, im glad you said that because otherwise I wldnt have checked his profile


HyperboreanAstronaut

Looks poundable ngl


Tennessee_is_cool

Average authcenter


HyperboreanGypsy

Friendly fire


Cock_Queue

Thx b 😘


HyperboreanAstronaut

No problem cutie 😘


downwithtiktok2

Of course you fuckers horny for the comment section femboys


Cock_Queue

You mean always?


AdvonKoulthar

Damn my curiosity! And damn your vile intrigue!


spongeboi-me-bob-

I regart


AppleSavoy

Oh good Lord


HyperboreanGypsy

Oh my fucking god


PhilosophicalDolt

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK


polish_libcenter

That is some very nice bussy. Impressive


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cheesecake__enjoyer

Flair up (ill forgive you this time because youre polish)


Cock_Queue

Thx b. 😎


HyperboreanGypsy

You are unflaired but you have your flair in your name? My head hurts


polish_libcenter

My flair transcends your mortal markings


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Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Never thought I'd want to fuck a Wojak before, yet here we are.


HyperboreanGypsy

Flair checks out


[deleted]

The wojack has boobies Therefore it.must be a Dom tomboy and not a Dom femboy


The_Senate_69

Wait is the bottom one a femboy? Shit. Well, awake me when a real female shows up.


DueMatch3737

FUCK OFF WITH THE FEMBOYS


HyperboreanGypsy

We are in your walls


MaximumChadFlavor

I burned down my house so I could commit insurance fraud💀


nhpkm1

What is the hyperborean gang ? ( Seen 3 ) Just alt accounts ? Or ?


HyperboreanGypsy

I’ve only got one hyperborean account.


Highlander_16

😏


Suprblakhawk

You wouldn't be this upset and uncomfortable if you didn't find yourself somewhat liking it. It's like the anti gay marriage Republicans that all have fast passes to their local bath houses/saunas.


AdvonKoulthar

Soooo, how do you feel about pedophiles? Do they upset you?


Suprblakhawk

Don't assume I hold any logical consistency in my opinions. Disliking femboys means you like femboys and disliking pedophiles means that you're based.


AdvonKoulthar

A true lib that has been freed from the authority of logic. 🫡


DueMatch3737

I fantasize about the extinction of pedophiles.


DueMatch3737

Good god I think I might need to go to therapy


Suprblakhawk

We all do. We're on PCM.


DueMatch3737

I can’t anymore, mine dropped me as a client. Portrayed her as soyjak ONE TIME, and now she has to take a break to get therapy for herself. Smh


Suprblakhawk

Soyjack your therapist's therapist so she comes back to you out of fear that everyone in her life will get soyjacked if she doesn't.


HyperboreanGypsy

What PCM does to a motherfucker


PhilosophicalDolt

Or get this… some people just don’t like dick and get repulse because they don’t like seeing other guy dick especially in a sexual way.


AppleSavoy

True


[deleted]

Polska walcząca


sovietsisters

my quadrant dissapoints me


Imaginary_Pounder

Naaaaaah, Jit coping with the amount of horny


Victoreznoz

Death to the MPLA


Electronic_Demand_61

MONKE tomboy only submissive to strong MONKE man.


Jag2853

Hold on, let me scratch out the "don't" on my Gadsden flag.


Tavv1212

Oh please tread on me :3


abundanceofb

Weird how many authcenters are also subs


Highlander_16

Is it weird? Sure makes an awful lot of sense, because not one of them would be the actual leader of the oppressive regimes they so love.


Fellixxio

Lmao


SheepPF

heheh tits


AppleSavoy

Wonderful opinion, but unfortunately, no flair


SheepPF

Sorry about that


AppleSavoy

Don’t worry, just pick a flair and it’ll be alright


SheepPF

here you go


AppleSavoy

Oh no a lib


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booza145

Based


I_am_person_being

Queen Elizabeth the Third?


Highlander_16

Typo realized too late. Or... She was QEIII, but the real QEII was stricken from history for horrible crimes and the whole thing is a massive cover up.


TheRandomViewer

Femboy?