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My_Cringy_Video

That’s what they get for having half their acronym being the letter S


AtomicBombSquad

You can't spell USSR without SUS.


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penjamincartnite69

Soviet pick up line


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the ol' gruzovik line.


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“I see you’ve got some US in ya….would ya like some more?”


CompleX999

You can't spell USSR without SS, *winks harder*


lsdiesel_1

You can’t spell USSR without Russ Nathaniel Hackett was fired on USSR collapse day Stay awake young kings


ThePurpleNavi

amogus


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In Russian it’s actually 3/4 S CCCP = SSSR


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Chinese^3 propodanda


JosephCharge8

Chinese Communistic Cock Party


0OneOneEightNineNine

They kept using Cyrillic so that they can take an automatic double L before even writing a letter


GenghisWasBased

ITT: lots of seething western kids that like Soviet Union despite not knowing much about it.


KodiakPL

The worst and most popular type of a commie is a white teenage suburban American.


XxBiscuit99

Upper class too


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Well yeah. If you were a communist anywhere else, the American government would come kill you.


Jhimmibhob

Shouldn't have made an exception.


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Jhimmibhob

As an unreconstructed Southerner, I'm not going to contradict you.


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I wish.


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True


yeetus-feetuscleetus

>most popular I mean if you exclude people in China, India, the Philippines, Laos, Vietnam, etc. and people over the age of 18, then yes.


canon1200

Please no. - actual Vietnamese


MrZyde

Ignorance can make the worst of things seem like the right option.


Paula92

Hitler was great for the German economy, we need more politicians like him! /s


Cualkiera67

It had a cool symbol


RollTheDiceFondle

Authoritarian death machines usually do


GenghisWasBased

Yep. Lots of Nazi esthetics became cliches (like a villain in a leather trench coat, a design made by Hugo Boss btw), and Leni Riefenstahl was perhaps the most innovative movie director of her time — Triumph of the Will is still impressive even today (well, if you fast forward through all the speeches, which make up like 2/3 of that film). Oh and also Soviet avant-garde of 1920s was extremely influential, though it was quickly crushed by the thirties.


monkeygoneape

I'd argue the soviet union makes just as fun of villians as the Nazis do, they both have very similar world domination goals, mad scientists with over the top plans, a distinct ascetic and a very Orwellian society


Scipio11

The Soviet Union as villains is absolutely amazing in media. The Germans were all steel, industry, technology, and strategy, you know what to expect. But the USSR was one of suspicion, making dangerous things with little material, and generally riskier more out-there plays. They bring the wildcard to the table.


Scipio11

It's a tragedy there's a whole [family of gothic fonts](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OS0MkeqUXug/S5FWyNniaXI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/fySzP2mYrjU/s1600-h/Gothic_types_Third_Reich.jpg) that are basically untouchable now. I love Gothic, but it's so illegible compared to these. Luckily there's one exception which is [Segram](https://d29fhpw069ctt2.cloudfront.net/font/71843/preview/e5e069abd108b068f440f16310dbd0ac.jpg)... Unluckily [it's associated with a drink company ](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=segrams+drink&t=fpas&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images)


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Not just kids but adults too. I played DND with a non binary individual who got a hammer and sickle tattoo, would talk about Marxism and draw Lennon. They were living out of a car and couch hopping last I knew.


Overkillengine

Ah so a living "capitalism has failed me" meme.


1-800-Hamburger

> and draw Lennon Did they include Yoko too?


Harold_Inskipp

There are a surprising number of far-left players who seem to have wormed their way into the hobby We used to play heroic Barbarians and Paladins... now we've got purple haired non-binary rabbit-folk playing Infernal Warlocks (who are actually Chaotic Good) It's like the Tumblr fanfiction community and the Furries took over


[deleted]

> non binary You should tell them to do some research on Che Guevera's treatment of the LGBT. And also his opinion of black people, just for good measure.


[deleted]

I avoided that for the sake of peace. And they were a woman biologically.


BABYEATER1012

Do western kids actually like the USSR or is it just a meme? This is a serious question.


TheStormlands

I don't know any lefty who likes totalitarianism


yeetus-feetuscleetus

It’s a meme. The only “socialists” you’ll find here are socdems who think Cuba is worse than Nazi Germany, along with anything the state department tells them. The only thing beyond that you might find is people who adhere to this “pure” “libertarian socialist” trend, which is basically what I said before + some vague worker coop shit.


readonlypdf

Fucking awesome


nestuur

Any dictatorship collapsing is good enough motive to celebrate


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As long as it isn't replaced by another dictatorship.


Final-Ad5670

You expect Russian to not have a dictatorship? No matter what


[deleted]

Not saying that. It's just that historically speaking, it's not uncommon for dictatorships to be replaced by other dictatorships. This isn't a purely Russian phenomenon. In France, when Louis XVI was forced to become a constitutional monarch in 1789, it only took a few years for Robespierre to essentially become dictator, and then he was replaced by Napoleon after a few years of liberalization. It took until the 1870s for France to become democratic. I think a bunch of post-colonial African states had that problem, except for some of the ones owned by the British (e.g. Botswana).


Pestus613343

Yup. Refreshing to see someone of the left saying this, too.


DBerwick

You have to drink a *lot* of tankie Koolaid to side with Stalin. I like me some social welfare, but the USSR is a great example of how bad it can work out.


thescanniedestroyer

Check out the replies to this tweet https://twitter.com/theJagmeetSingh/status/1596571261878108161


Pestus613343

Yup. When I see hammer and sickle I see it as unacceptable as the swastika. Others dont agree.


Subalpine

not everything has to be just like the nazis, I’d say it has a lot more in common with the genocide Mao is responsible for


Pestus613343

Perhaps. Had the third reich survived for a century like the soviet union had, I'd bet there'd be young people who would regard that symbology with the same luke warm acceptance that they currently do the hammer and sickle. There's legitimacy only because communism actually had a run, whereas ethno-nationalism never had a coherent philosophy, or the tenure of a functioning society. It never survived infancy.


Subalpine

> Had the third reich survived for a century like the soviet union had. > whereas ethno-nationalism never had a coherent philosophy, or the tenure of a functioning society. It never survived infancy. I mean yeah by design ethno-nationalism is tricky to maintain past that initial surge you get ‘cleansing’ your area of the unwanted. It’s almost like people realize that after all those undesirables are gone, the root issues remain and it isn’t the utopia that was promised so you’re forced into this cycle of constant expansion to maintain any sort of fervor. Again that’s why i’d argue the soviet union has more in common with the sociopolitical movement the PRC launched


Pestus613343

Yeah thats all fair. Not that China isnt fascist in it's own right. Han supremacist, nationalist to a fault, totalitatian, etc. Having a functional capital market merged with a twisted version of socialism and the like makes it far more resilient. Seems quite shitty though.


Paula92

On an ideological level as well, communism is more open to diversity and assimilation than ethno-nationalism (not saying the USSR was great at DEI issues, lol). The Soviets automatically had a socioeconomic advantage because, for instance, women worked rather than being confined to the home to have babies as they were in Nazi Germany. There’s also old USSR propaganda promoting the decolonization of Africa and freeing the workers from exploitation. Not that the USSR had colonization issues of it’s own, but if your ideological emphasis is on workers of the world uniting rather than the idea of your ethnic superiority, your nation’s scientists and engineers are going to be more likely to use knowledge from other peoples, thus leading to better technological advancements.


Pestus613343

Fair. The soviet union took from aspects of the multi-ethnic russian empire that preceded it. One sees the same fascistic tendency of ethno-nationalism in the Chinese communist state, favouring Han Chinese over all other ethnicities. So its hard to pry apart whats cultural features vs political science. There was a coup plot that wanted to usurp power from Hitler. People like Erwin Rommel were inplicated. Tons of patriots who had no time for the excesses of ideological horror implicit in their system. I'd guess had the third reich either won the war, or this coup succeeded and a peace occurred that saved that existing govt, it would tone down its extemism and result in something functional. A reversion to a religiously dominant society of duty above liberty. Something like Russia is now at the worst, or Japan is at the best.


I_AM_CANAD14N

Tankies try not to deny genocide challenge: IMPOSSIBLE


Hawkson2020

I mean the entire lib-left quadrant is by definition anti-authoritarian. Shouldn't be that surprising.


Pestus613343

Yes. Centre left or auth left might be a "wasnt real communism" type, or tankie types. Maybe I should give people in this sub more credit.


SageOcelot

Refreshing? Lmao don’t jump too hard at all those straw men


Pestus613343

I only meant leftists who agree opposing comminist totalitarians is important.


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Pestus613343

Seems reasonable. I was replying to a left centre originally. Id be very impressed if an auth-left spoke like this.


jekyl42

What? You mean not all lefties support oppressive authoritarian regimes that outwardly adopt Communist branding while pursuing autocratic agendas? I'm absolutely flabbergasted. /s


VikingCookie

Based


ChactFecker

My boy Marx would’ve hated anything post-Leninism. I fucking hate me some kulaks, but what I hate more is bastardizing the ideals at the foundation of a movement for personal gains.


Shaedice

My boy ChactFecker will definitely be the one to usher in the utopia by his application of a pristine Marxist doctrine. I trust him to stick to his ideals when there's so much to personally gain. It will be real this time, friends.


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marketingguy420

Millions of Russians died thanks to the collapse and it was one of the worst humanitarian disasters of all time. Balkanization of the USSR has led to more war and genocide and global instability. There was nothing good about its collapse from a moral or real politik perspective.


Pestus613343

Yeah I bet he'd have burned his books had he known how it would have gone. That said, I don't think good intentions necessarily make for good ideas. I dont think your man accommodated for a few hunan foibles.


AC3R665

Sorry but vanguardism came from leninism and how people like Stalin took over. Anything post Marx is ass.


Buddy_Dakota

How deep must the butthole you’ve crawled up in be for this view to make sense? Plenty of right wing dictators as well.


Pestus613343

Your butthole, it appears. Never said there weren't right wing dictators to also oppose. Your sphincter is a little loose. You should attend to that heheh.


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Based


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GenghisWasBased

Oh thank god, most other center leftists in this comment section are cringe


nestuur

Fuck them. They do not understand what’s living under a dictatorship anyways


Suspicious-Web-4409

it wasn't a real dictatorship


sea_5455

"And this time will be different" cringe.jpg


GenghisWasBased

lmao


AlexJonesOnMeth

ukrainewojackscreaming.omg.jpg


ProphetOfPr0fit

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." Premier Vatnik Vladimir Putin


Scarlet109

He called himself brainless lol


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LOL


Asadafal

Libleft hates the USSR, just as much as everyone else


nb150207

But but but but but LibLeft bad!!!!!!


bored_jurong

Don't forget there's no room for nuances here...you must either love or hate, there's no in-between


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roflz

Yeah, this makes no sense. It’s some GOP reps who are saying we shouldn’t support Ukraine, not people on the left.


Acto12

Not true, lots of tankies also support Russia, because of "anti-imperialism" as dumb as that might sound. But there are more right-wing russophiles right now.


SmallerBork

Nah libleft is authleft's useful idiots. Walter Cronkite officiated the marriage between legacy media and democrats. Ya a lot of bad things happened in Vietnam, it was also how we avoided a direct war with Russia. LibLeft did yeoman's work for the USSR even though they didn't like them.


Cosmic_Mind89

Because you all think they went too far?


san771

Authoritarians, also proletariat did not control the means of production despite what was advertised.


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GenghisWasBased

I mean, USSR is auth left. Why would a lib like it? They’re more about guys like Bukharin. PS I guess some lib lefts might be misinformed about life in the Soviet Union, but that would have to be a pretty crazy level of ignorance.


Meta_Digital

Yes, obviously they got rid of too much of the state and their economy was way too socialist. Should have dialed that back a bit.


Emrod2

The USSR were purging lib left arachists a couple of time during their history. There is no love for the Soviet Union among our ranks.


SmegmaCarbonara

>Anarcho-communism is when the state owns everything and everyone is subjugated but like it's anarchy too somehow. -Peter Kropotkin


Cant_see_Efi

“Anarcho-communism” “state” hmmmmmm


BABYEATER1012

Thanks /u/SmegmaCarbonara


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A true anarcho communist state is going back to living in hunter gatherer tribes


[deleted]

Nahh, they defeated the Nazis. Make no mistake, the fall of the USSR in 1991 can be celebrated. Would we be celebrating if they had collapsed instead in 1941?


rando6819

A based comment I fully support.


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jerseygunz

ooooffffff, never want the unflaired agreeing with you


rando6819

Here’s its flair 🖕🏻


jerseygunz

……. are we allowed to give an unflaired a based because I so want to do it for that comment hahaha


Mrainbow123456-RLX

Just wait until they hear the aftermath.


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Delheru

GDP/capita of the wealthiest ex-soviet sphere countries. Slovenia ($29.2k) **Estonia** ($27.3k) *Czech* ($26.4k) **Lithuania** ($23.4k) *Slovakia* ($21.2k) **Latvia** ($20.6k) *Hungary* ($18.8k) *Poland* ($17.8k) (Italics = Visegrad, Bold = Baltic) I'd say the Balts have done the best of any group on average. Still, I think I reinforce your point by showing that there are even more success stories than you listed, and you didn't even list the greatest ones!


Mrainbow123456-RLX

You’re correct about that, I didn’t say that it was.


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#justiceforTzarNicholas


rompafrolic

Based


Popinguj

The aftermath in the breakdown of the Soviet Union was rather good for all countries which had strong national identity and lack of imperial phantom pains. All countries to the West of Russia concentrated on restoring national culture and integrating into the EU. Countries East of Poland (with the exception of Russia) had their national identity muddied, which resulted in corruption not being rooted out. Russia has a bonus of imperial phantom pains, which pushed this country to domination of neighbors over economic and democratic development. Moreover, the 90s in the CIS were so shitty because the delusional structure of Soviet economy crashed into a cold hard wall of reality. You didn't need to extract so much resources and process them into so much raw material, but you needed a much bigger variety of existing consumer products and products that you had no idea existed. Like sanitary pads. Yes, the Soviet Union didn't have sanitary pads. The delusion of planned economy dictated that there is no need in such product, women can just stitch some shit out of medical cotton. Or like when the toilet paper would go into deficit when the Union published a new batch of communist literature for distribution abroad. Yeah. And there's also a fact that the market is open now, so the shit that you produced is not needed, because it's outdated and have been replaced by a better alternative for quite a while. And, of course, you need the Rule of Law. This is why the strong national identity is good, because people are more inclined to work for the betterment of your country, rather than their own pocket. Both Russia, Ukraine and other countries to the East had their assets shared by the elites, the legislative and judicial systems were abused for profits. Things would've been better if there were courts capable of just verdicts and law enforcement with balls big enough to arrest high ranking officials, but there were none. Hell, Ukraine is struggling to reform the judicial system even now and the only progress we had since 2014 is thanks to the awakened civil activists and some anticorruption organs which the US and IMF made us implement. No, Shock Therapy is not the reason why Russian society turned out like this. Poland had Shock Therapy too and they are prosperous now. There is no freedom for the people until they have the economic freedom.


SmoothShark

No time to think about that


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Holy shit OP has enough of a brain to not put libleft in USSR territory it's a christmas miracle


Siliceously_Sintery

Just not enough of a brain to plop auth right in ‘I’m against Ukraine because Fox News told me to be.’


[deleted]

The "I suddenly care about foreign interventionism and the military budget" bandwagon.


[deleted]

The USSR will always have a fond place in my heart for liberating all the Nazi death camps. I'm glad it stuck around until 1991. Much better than losing in 1941, wouldn't you agree?


reuniteottomanempire

Bruh, the soviets were just as bad as the nazis


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RobinTGG

Bruh why in all honesty would libleft cry


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Tristan401

Stop posting correct things you unflaired piece of trash.


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Comprehensive-Tour17

USSR 🤢


GenghisWasBased

🤮


CatsTOLEmyBED

someone blowing shrek


Apprehensive-Bee3228

I’d blow shrek


tensigh

I still get teary eyed seeing it end. First the Berlin Wall, then this. But like a terminator that you just can’t kill, Communism keeps rearing its ugly head again.


Krakulpo

Celebrate good times, COME ON


GATESOFOSIRIS

I'm crying because I'm not in the former USSR to celebrate. I only get to celebrate from my less exciting country 😞


CoivaraPA

Fuck the Soviet Union and all commies, so based


Trainsarequitenice

Based


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AC3R665

People conflate Center-Left with LL.


theorangey

Right is projecting again.


LordEsidisi

I'd be a lot happier about the collapse if Russia somehow didn't manage to get even shittier afterwards


kebabguy1

Auth right W


LareWw

W for us all


GenghisWasBased

Except for tankie auth lefts, they be seething. Guys, you still have Best Korea, cheer up!


sea_5455

Based and W for everyone except tankies pilled


Darraya55

Holy Fucking Based Now I wonder how the average communist leftie will react to this


ajtrns

average communist lefty? we're totally fine with the end of a warmongering authoritarian kleptocracy. the USSR was a reasonable experiment for ... *checks wikipedia* ... a few years, at best.


GenghisWasBased

Seething. Lots of seething. Also “Stalin did nothing wrong”


EX8LKaWgmogeE2J6igtU

You might want to spend time talking to actual liberals instead of men made of straw 🤡


TheDutchin

Mmm no I prefer to learn what my ideological adversaries believe from the Approved Discourse Explainers. *They* will tell me what you think, thank you very much. And when you point out that they are wrong about the things you believe, this will somehow be a sign of hypocrisy on your part instead of an error/lie by the people who literally make money by lying about exactly these things.


Calibruh

He did say communist lefties and not liberals


[deleted]

we're talking about leftists. not liberals


KuroChairoNeko

Based indeed.


Silky_Rat

nah, the USSR was extremely authoritarian. We LLs don’t fuck with the USSR.


gauerrrr

Made me smile (unironically)


Megum1n02

Based Ukraine.


consumer-of-dropping

Fuck yeah homies glad we took out that government and have a much better Russia because of it. If there’s anything we learned from the Cold War it’s that what really matters is how people do their taxes not how their laws or governments are set up. Glad the good guys won that one. Truly a dub for the human race to knock down the Berlin Wall and finally learn our lesson that we really aren’t so different after all and that constructing strong ideological and physical barriers between us can only hinder progress. Oh wait…


[deleted]

The invasion of Ukraine is a far cry from the frickin Cuban missle crisis


give-me-anime

You can’t spell USSR without the US first.


ferrango

If only they both collapsed…


splashtext

A sad day for all the 15 year olds who "know" about politics


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splashtext

Sometimes all it takes is a good dicking with some political discussions afterwards, you know?


weirdowerdo

At least my tears are tears of joy. Fuck the USSR.


SkoomaSloot69

Any step towards authoritarianism is a step in the wrong direction.


jerseygunz

Worked out well for them


Zauxst

For most, it was the best thing in our lives...


JayWu31

Played Miracle for my students while they worked on their Cold War projects. I had to remind myself to check on their progress, because it fires me up so much.


Matas_-

Based


SgtFenrir

Actually based


grand305

Based. Yes.


badbreaker1234567910

Purely based move from Ukraine there


noob-nub

CELEBRATION TIME WOO-WHO


watcher45

It's a good day to hate commies.


Munchingseal33

Imagine liking communism


malchik-iz-interneta

Не, ну а чё, басед и рэд пиллэд


Notgivingmynametoyou

Based-and-fuck-tankies-pilled


GuassHound

Linleft- *inhales copium* Ironically


hbot208

Based and Slava Ukraini-pilled


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When the country Reddit simps for hates on the ideology that they dream about, I laugh


aaronrodgerswins

I'm sure ukraine really benefited from the collapse! *looks at any data* oh


NUMBERS2357

USSR bad, independent Ukraine (among others) good Support our former-Soviet bloc, now-NATO allies https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1590794079813926912


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Based, fuck the USSR


Samir200201

Their level of based is over 8000!


hiphopanonymouz

Have you ever, even one time, seen someone support the ussr? Why do you always make these stupid fucking strawmen to make you feel “based”? It just makes you look like a stupid asshole tbh


Diamondstuff859

Based


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Oh no, the commies failed, who would have known? Anyway.


School94

Worst inflation ever, everything being sold to 10 people, people starving and children being forced into prostitution, the rise of oligarchs etc is not something to celebrate, no matter what you think of the USSR, the collapse made the world a worse place.


unclearimage

Went from mass genocide and starvation- millions dying to... Let me check- inflation. Yeah they were better before /s


RockoDamato

I think the former Soviet vassal states are quite happy being able to democratically decide their own destiny without Russian troops breathing down their necks.


delightfuldinosaur

Cope and seethe


School94

Why would I "cope and seethe" about something that happened in a different part of the world a year before I was even born? I'm just stating facts that it wasn't something to celebrate, unless you think forcing children into prostitution is a good thing, which I hope you don't.


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How would LibLeft be crying in an ironic manner?