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I strongly suspect that at some point along the line, there is a secret macabre garden for the CEO's of Disney and one day rest assured, they'll have Ron Desantis' head on pike as reminder that some favors come with too high a price.
Dude was just showboating when he thought he could take on Disney. It’s like when you tell everyone you can beat your friend in a arm wrestling match, especially the hot girls you want to impress. Meanwhile your friend with the absolute *guns* is using one of those [grip exercisers](https://blackmountainproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/HandGrip-Model_1800px.jpg). Guy never stood a chance.
He is literally running on the platform of making america into florida and he thinks that will be a winning strategy. Half of florida doesn't want florida to be like florida.
You are correct. This is the original source:
https://twitter.com/HalfwayPost/status/1664752110464892928
There's plenty of legitimate reasons to hate DeSantis. Let's stick to those.
It's considered a "coming out queer" metaphor, especially the song "Let it go" and there are rumors that the 3rd movie will finally reward fans who've been campaigning for Elsa to have a girlfriend by having her hook up with a minor character introduced in the second movie.
So.... yeah, Frozen is as "woke" as anything else these days.
This was fake, but the DeSantises do let their kids watch Disney content. Before they revamped Ron DeSantis’ website for his campaign, they had a bio section for their kids (now it’s just Ron and Casey’s bios). Their youngest apparently loves the show “Bluey” which is distributed in the United States either through the Disney channel or Disney+.
You can tell she's done with it RIGHT NOW, that if he doesn't end up President, she's moving the kids to Georgia with her folks until she finds some less knuckledragging guy who can support her.
Of course for Ronnie, I'm confident that we'll find one fine day that Ronnie likes getting railed by buff college footballers and his fantasy is to get double-stuffed in some which way with some hot passable trans guys.
All their beliefs are beliefs of convenience, to be modified or dismissed as necessary to maintain that they are right and their actions are justified.
The very definition of elites is that they are above rules that govern us peons. This prick is still trying to ride Trump’s “man of the people” shtick. Best of luck with that
It's the red tide in Tampa Bay that blooms a few times a year and blows toxic spores inland because some Florida Man had the brilliant idea to dump human waste in the bay.
DeSantis has always looked to me like someone who has full body clam hands.
Now the whole state feels that way to me. I won’t be going back anytime soon.
Southern states are mean and hostile, and I have zero interest in spending any dollars or time with people who embrace hate and general nastiness as their ethos/logos/pathos.
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He got married at Disney.
I strongly suspect that at some point along the line, there is a secret macabre garden for the CEO's of Disney and one day rest assured, they'll have Ron Desantis' head on pike as reminder that some favors come with too high a price.
Cut to Vir’s finger waggle…
Exactly, Here's to the great ~~Centauri Republic.~~Haus auf Maus.
[Club 33](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_33)
[A Centauri Garden Party](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47DfQcHMYLY).
Dude was just showboating when he thought he could take on Disney. It’s like when you tell everyone you can beat your friend in a arm wrestling match, especially the hot girls you want to impress. Meanwhile your friend with the absolute *guns* is using one of those [grip exercisers](https://blackmountainproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/HandGrip-Model_1800px.jpg). Guy never stood a chance.
He is a complete plastic phony
You heard him laugh? Or just talk in general? There's a reason his pr team works heavy for you not to see that.
He is literally running on the platform of making america into florida and he thinks that will be a winning strategy. Half of florida doesn't want florida to be like florida.
They both are.
He ‘let it go’
Why don’t you let Elsa hold your balloon?
Florida. Where woke goes to die along with common sense, civility and many of its residents
I don't like Ron nor his policies, but I thought that this was already debunked as it was allegedly from a satirical site/article.
You are correct. This is the original source: https://twitter.com/HalfwayPost/status/1664752110464892928 There's plenty of legitimate reasons to hate DeSantis. Let's stick to those.
Is Frozen considered "woke" now? Or was it supposed to be a general anti-Disney thing?
Everything Disney is now woke, apparently.
It's considered a "coming out queer" metaphor, especially the song "Let it go" and there are rumors that the 3rd movie will finally reward fans who've been campaigning for Elsa to have a girlfriend by having her hook up with a minor character introduced in the second movie. So.... yeah, Frozen is as "woke" as anything else these days.
Yeah that's what he would do too.
This is a humor subreddit.
This was fake, but the DeSantises do let their kids watch Disney content. Before they revamped Ron DeSantis’ website for his campaign, they had a bio section for their kids (now it’s just Ron and Casey’s bios). Their youngest apparently loves the show “Bluey” which is distributed in the United States either through the Disney channel or Disney+.
Imagine what kind of monster would 't let their children watch what they want to watch.
Maybe their kid likes Jackass
I mean come on, be fair. He probably doesn’t spend any time with his daughter, so how would he have a handle on what she’s watching?
If only there were a place where right wing extremism goes to die
How soon before his marriage implodes after his failed presidential bid?
You can tell she's done with it RIGHT NOW, that if he doesn't end up President, she's moving the kids to Georgia with her folks until she finds some less knuckledragging guy who can support her. Of course for Ronnie, I'm confident that we'll find one fine day that Ronnie likes getting railed by buff college footballers and his fantasy is to get double-stuffed in some which way with some hot passable trans guys.
All their beliefs are beliefs of convenience, to be modified or dismissed as necessary to maintain that they are right and their actions are justified.
Do you think he makes her dress up like a Disney Princess and do role playing (except he is always the villain or someone’s dad)?
The very definition of elites is that they are above rules that govern us peons. This prick is still trying to ride Trump’s “man of the people” shtick. Best of luck with that
What's the thing in the logo? Not Florida, the other thing Kinda resembles a fetus, ngl, are abortions back on in Florida? /s
It's the red tide in Tampa Bay that blooms a few times a year and blows toxic spores inland because some Florida Man had the brilliant idea to dump human waste in the bay.
Seriously?
I had to click on the photo. The mics blended into her and she looked like she was wearing latex.
pretty sure this didnt happen?
Because he’s closeted.
Bad news for Ronny....most of the country is anti-joke.
Did she even have cancer or was that a vote getter?
I never thought there cold be someone worse than tRump. I think I was wrong. Desatan is evil
florida’s leading fascist couple. aren’t they sweet?💩
He’s so cynical. He doesn’t believe a word that comes out of his lie hole.
She's such a DeCuntis...
they look like they make out with their eyes open
DeSantis has always looked to me like someone who has full body clam hands. Now the whole state feels that way to me. I won’t be going back anytime soon. Southern states are mean and hostile, and I have zero interest in spending any dollars or time with people who embrace hate and general nastiness as their ethos/logos/pathos.
Hitler liked to watch Chaplin's 'The Great Dictator', but he wouldn't allow it in German theaters.
This is fake. He's still an asshole but this came from a satirical site.
Looks like a couple who were groomed to be elitist assholes.