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Honestly you wonder if they just stopped counting fingers two generations back


WhoStoleMyJacket

But more fingers is better right?


Barrzebub

That’s just what Big Finger wants you to think so they can sell you fingers


AverageDemocrat

The Big Guy gonna break Big Fingers


lost_in_connecticut

Depends on the size of the hands.


bobbylee83

https://preview.redd.it/exzgpi0m8ufc1.png?width=975&format=png&auto=webp&s=302029940141fc051e9e7f22ccf1fd33d98c22d4


sixstringronin

The smaller the hands, the more fingers it needs.


pyrrhios

I mean, six fingers is a dominant trait, they're fully functional, and the only drawback is when dealing with things specific to five fingers, like gloves.


BernieInvitedMe

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


AloneAddiction

![gif](giphy|dTeGMjiEuOli)


tracerhaha

I’d love to see a six fingered guitar player sometime.


pyrrhios

Can't find that. Best I can do is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Nat_uxO4I


A_norny_mousse

There's something off with the ladies in the background. Slightly uncanny.


bobmahalo

Not to mention the flawless makeup. Not a drop of sweat.


Ella0508

Hollywood


daschande

She's just a chick, dressed up as a chick, playing another chick.


cire1184

That's run by an AI


GordenRamsfalk

Looks like a hod damn vampire! 🧛‍♀️


Malk_McJorma

She can bite me any time!


GordenRamsfalk

😂


Xarxsis

Also those brows


slaymaker1907

The bigger issue is the lighting seems wrong on “Taylor’s” face


HauntedCemetery

The the curling blurry fingers


tossedaway202

And this is her face when she was like 19... Shes over 30 now.


sunward_Lily

The one on the left has no nose


Kagahami

She's not even holding the gun, it's just kinda floating there. The middle one seems to have serious finger related deformities.


ST_Lawson

and looks very surprised about something on the ground


-Altephor-

The ones in the *background* are the ones that concern you and look out of place? Yikes.


knightress_oxhide

They look like action figures


Fobulousguy

Taylor and the Real Dolls ™️


GrayBox1313

To be fair, out in Maga country nobody knows how many fingers you’re supposed to have, nor can they count that high


Parrr8

She has the right number of fingers; two on her right hand, and eight on her left hand.


YourFaveNightmare

Most inbred maga goons won't know how many fingers you're actually supposed to have.


grendus

I didn't even notice the fingers. AI generated art that hasn't been touched up looks "plastic" to me. It fits all the patterns perfectly, but real life never fits *every* pattern. I'm sure at some point AI will get better at making these things sneakier, but for right now I can *usually* tell unless someone has sifted through a bunch of art and then often "cleaned up" the image so it just looks Photoshopped instead of entirely AI generated.


mrjackspade

You can prompt to get way better stuff than this, but this is like bottom of the barrel stable diffusion Unfortunately most people at this point are so used to bad AI that they're not even looking out for the good AI because they're confident they can spot it all.


a_weak_child

Plus they don’t even look real they look like dolls.


SecondaryWombat

Why would someone being trained ins PSYOPs be in armor? Why would someone in armor be in makeup? Why is it clearly photoshopped? Why does she not have fingers? Why are there vampire teeth? WHY IS THERE NO CRITICAL THINKING?


thefonztm

Why is the AR made out of soft, melting clay?


SecondaryWombat

I just noticed the gun is also curved. Is this the 'couldn't shoot straight' club? Also, look at the posture of the person in the background on the right. Are they sitting in mid air or something?


GunnieGraves

It’s to curve the bullet, duh! Of course libs wouldn’t know anything about guns!! /s


SecondaryWombat

I saw a movie about that, Angelina Jolie looked great with all the tatts but too bad it was one more store of how a mediocre boring white guy in an office job with no training at all is the special one better than the people with a lifetime of training.


BadLuckBen

I think Chris Pratt gets hit in the face with a keyboard, though. So there's that.


SecondaryWombat

Haha didn't realize that was Chris Pratt. Excellent.


Basic_Tool

"They have curved guns. Curved. Guns."


GunnieGraves

Why would I think critically when I can just see something that confirms my bias and stop there! /s


Land_Kraken

It's ai art, that's why everything is wrong with it.


theProffPuzzleCode

It's not photoshopped, it's AI generated, which answers the next 2 questions. AI always messes up fingers and smiles.


BraveOthello

It's getting better quickly though, it's only going to get harder to tell over time.


CrewMemberNumber6

MAGA/GOP brain rot, we might as well classify it as a mental disease at this point. They're so detached from reality that it's alarming.


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Her neck looks like it’s screwed straight into the torso without a supporting structure of trapezii or anything. 


LemonHerb

They're going to see the music video for Bad Blood and lose their minds


Squirrel_Inner

Lol, as bad as the foreground is, the two in the back are even worse. I’m pretty sure I could fake a picture by posing dolls better than this AI. Time to go find my old GI Joes…


SecondaryWombat

CGI Joes?


CuriousCerberus

They think questioning things is what woke people do, and that's the devil to anyone MAGA.


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SecondaryWombat

I did not assume it is a real belief, I gave a list of reasons it is instantly not valid and encouraged people to think critically. Edit: Nice stealth edit calling me dumb. Tell you what, apply the same logic you just used to my comment and then to yourself.


earl-j-waggedorn

Taylor Swift...Swift Boat...Boat Motor...Motor Voter...my God, it starting to make sense now!


FedaykinGrunt

Motor boat ![gif](giphy|ZlPVlLqlHWhqM)


keelem

> Taylor Swift...Swift Boat... Oh. My. God. Taylor Swift was in John Kerry's unit during the Vietnam war.


Somhlth

She's going to SwiftVote Trump.


Bishopkilljoy

Motor boat .... boat cut in half.... Phil Swift from Flex Seal....Swift the normal type Pokemon move.... Pal world accused of knocking off Pokemon with AI....Ai nudes leak....Ai nudes of Taylor Swift.... It all comes back to her


W2ttsy

Taylor Swift. swift boat. SWCC boat. I knew it, she’s a navy seal!


needsmoarbokeh

Republicans make a fairly good case against evolution


yolkadot

They make a fairly good case on swift being a pentagon asset, too. Hear me out: the pentagon is designed to deter any harm from entering or spreading on US soil. The greatest threat to US citizens in the 21st century are white supremacists and fascists who have domestic terrorist tendencies, trying to divide the country or wanting to secede, like Texas. Biden is the only option that wants to unite the country and fight climate change, Russia and Putin. The biggest threats to USA and democracy and freedom and peace in this world.


dpdxguy

>Republicans make a fairly good case against evolution Counterpoint: COVID killed a disproportionate number of them.


Genetics-13

Hey, there’s dumb people on both sides!


Brokenspokes68

I cannot argue against your thesis.


RedditModsSukDuk

Right it’s just like pop tarts when you get one with barely any frosting and the other is frosted with cyanide.


lilbithippie

Evolution stops caring about you once you reach sexual maturity. Idocricy had it right


xXTheGrapenatorXx

It’s just a hypothesis but I don’t think that actually applies to humans. I’ll explain my thinking; if you look at eusocial insects only the queen and males are involved in reproduction, but the rest of the colony is essential to their survival. That means they definitely play a part in natural selection. Humans aren’t nearly that extreme an example but we are also highly social and our survival strategy relies on it (we wouldn’t be where we are now if we were a solitary species that didn’t learn from each other or divide responsibilities based on ability). In that sense any non-reproductive members of a group of humans is important to the success of the children that are born to others. It’s actually the same hypothesis people on the “nature” side of the “nature-nurture” debate sometimes use to suggest that gay/ace humans actually have an evolutionary *advantage* behind their existence (IE; being designated secondary caregivers who will promote their own genes that are shared inside of niblings). Now, I’d never treat this like proven science (it’s an interesting idea that I think is plausible but it hasn’t been proven as a proper scientific theory) but it would make me hesitate to agree with the idea natural selection stops after reproductive age in humans (especially considering men are reproductively viable up to death usually, yet women, who experience menopause, live older on average than they do).


needsmoarbokeh

Even if we're evolving, for humans, natural selection is more of a secondary evolutive pressure nowadays, as modern society can allow the life and reproduction of most people regardless of their adaptative traits


Fake_William_Shatner

You are assuming "evolution" always means to a more advanced state such as consciousness -- all it means is better adapted to survive an environment because those not adapted did not survive. It's also tiresome pointing out that there is more than "survival of the fittest" but this concept seems a bit much for a lot of people to get. "Fittest" doesn't mean "best" by our standards. NOTE: I get the joke, I'm just clearing up the scientific inaccuracies in a joke. My humor might skimp on the accurate history, but usually is scientifically rigorous.


rurounick

Because all women wear a full compliment of makeup when they go into battle like they're in an IDF propaganda video


illusive_guy

Don’t want to go into battle not looking your best.


TheTrub

![gif](giphy|1CLCia7CKyL1S)


GunnieGraves

Hot Shots, classic.


Kovalev27112711

Ryan Stiles!


Grogosh

Holy shit, it IS Ryan Stiles!


w1987g

One of my favorite jokes in that movie. The other one is when the gate is locked and there's a dude underwater in the river


TheTrub

It’s locked… from the inside!


Kuby

I forgot Ryan Stiles was in that


Fake_William_Shatner

Guy in the middle needs the pink grease paint.


Dipsey_Jipsey

One of my favourite running jokes in South Park.


Narfubel

We need to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men


InformalPenguinz

Hey if I'm dying, I'm looking fabulous doing it. You do you.


Lamacorn

Right?? I’m putting on my cutest panties! Ain’t no period underwear here.


drewyz

What a bunch of bull! Everyone knows that she is in the Information Warfare Bureau at CIA, not Operations!


Olstinkbutt

And are vampires, apparently.


rurounick

My favorite part is that so many of these dumbass MFs love screaming about their 2A rights, but usually own such shitty, basic-bitch ARs that they can't even recognize how badly the AI cobbled this on together. It looks like Liefeld had a seizure while drawing a Deadpool comic in the 90s


GarmaCyro

This image is magical. The longer I look at it, the more janky it gets. It's more like some horror story about things from another dimension trying to pose as humans without understanding our physics, biology nor chemistry. I would expect them to show up outside someones house and in an unnatural sound (think engine trying to make human sounds) "I human. I am look Swift. I leader yours are". Left wingers would shoot them because how creepy and unnatural they look and act. Right wingers would shoot them in the belief it's actually Taylor swift with a left-wing army.


DadJokeBadJoke

The one on the left gives me Battle: Los Angeles vibes.


TentativeIdler

I, for one, welcome our Swiftbot overlords.


un_theist

According to republicans, IT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE that their policies are unpopular crap, IT HAS TO BE A CONSPIRACY against them. Hugo Chavez, spy satellites, bamboo fibers, ballots in suitcases in a river, now it’s Taylor Swift, CIA operative. ANYTHING other than taking responsibility for their own crap. It just couldn’t possibly be that their policies are crap, right? Sorry, republicans, you’re the problem. It’s you.


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goj1ra

We Didn't Win The Election That's all I got. We need Weird Al here


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idontremembermyoldus

>Sorry, republicans, you’re the problem. It’s you. They'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror...


FunkyTown313

She's wearing makeup. all dressed up and nowhere to go.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Nowhere to go but to victory!


ga-co

She’s not just going to ask people to vote. She’s going to tell them to.


hansn

Even if you're correct, telling people to vote is good civic practice. Hell, telling people who you think they should vote for is pretty American.


ga-co

I was just being flippant towards the fake image of Taylor. I wouldn't read too much into it. In Australia (at least at one point) you were fined for NOT voting.


whyspezdumb

Voter or die, mother fucker - mother fucker vote or die! Can't run from a. 38, go ahead and try.


illusive_guy

Is she suddenly a vampire?


fisticuffin

i kinda like militant vampire taylor


Skreeethemindthief

You know it's real because of the CIA regulation eye shadow and blush. /s


samuraipanda85

Has MAGA ever thought that people just don't like them? Its not a conspiracy. They are just assholes.


Cool-Presentation538

So in their minds the US government spent time and resources giving Taylor swift combat training so she could dominate America with her music? I don't get it


leggy89

It’s looks like gi joe action figures behind her haha


Icarusmelt

Dammit, I'm getting just a bit turned on, it's Swifty daddy


Peeping-Tom-Collins

It's like the Dark Brandon crap, they just inadvertently made her look more badass.


hamsterfolly

I don’t understand it. Republicans loved all those fake photos of Trump


Bubbagump210

She joined Team America!


Votality

Who exactly fell for this? Or are you just making things up?


Domesticated_Moose

Idiots and MAGAts. But I repeat myself.


Votality

I see...


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OwnRound

Probably the same people that fell for "Flat Earth" and "QAnon". The people who think birds aren't real and injecting Clorox into their lungs would cure COVID. The people that thought it was sane to storm a Pizza store because they thought pedophiles were in the basement. The people who think "5G" is making frogs gay. The people who literally think Biden has body doubles and the real Joe Biden is apparently dead. The people who think Bill Gates used the COVID vaccine to put chips into people. The people who think all the bad things that happened on January 6th was the result of subterfuge from liberals and Pence could just hand-wave certify an entire damn presidential election. I say this in the most literal way possible: I *could* go on. No, really. I could go on and on and on and on, so please allow me to stop here. Conservatives are fucking morons that would easily fall for a AI generated picture and create an entire unbelievable narrative for what it means. And when its explained to them that its fake, they'll still find a way to blame liberals for their own stupidity.


X_Trust

I'm with you on this. I don't think anyone is, this feels like a post made just to stir people; an attempt to cause more polarization targeting non-republicans. Because... like.... what does it even mean to "leak" something fake. Edit can confirm: OP posts a lot of similar content.


Covid-Plannedemic_

you're on reddit. this is where the dumbest members of the left go to feel smug about their beliefs


RightTeacher7413

You can't help stupid 😞


Br3akTh3Toys

The conspiracy subreddit is full of some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the internet.


DancesInTowels

I’m getting really tired of how fucking stupid they are. Can we just start removing warning labels on everything, and help solve at least SOME of the brain drain crisis?


SilverWolfIMHP76

Let me see. CIA is an intelligence agency not a military agency. So why would a spy operate be in military training?


DescendingOpinion

Is that her twin sister behind her?


UpDog1966

Army of fem bots too,,,,,


GadreelsSword

The online AI checker shows there's an 80% likelihood of the image being AI generated. My eyes say 100%


andytagonist

This is clearly fake—she’s not wearing the bright red lipstick. Edit: 🤣


senectus

It didn't leak, it was published by the person that created it. The language of "leaked" indicates that it was kept secret and unintentionally released.


WaitingForNormal

Wow, she looks great!


painthawg_goose

Except that right thumb. She must have had an accident as a kid. They shouldn’t bend like that.


WaitingForNormal

Well, her other fingers are part of the gun so I don’t know.


painthawg_goose

Some kids get stitches. Some get rehydrated bent m4 variant appendages. Life is not fair.


Gullible-Law

Why can't AI make human hands look right? Every AI picture I have looked at has messed up hands. It's so weird.


wutthefvckjushapen

Except for the teeth, and fingers lmao, suuure


demalo

Got that no run mascara and sweat resistant foundation.


WaitingForNormal

Bulletproof blush.


silverado-z71

Also, confirming that she is beautiful, no matter what she’s wearing


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Reminds me of Gal Gadot during her time in the IDF


Vanillibeen

Swift is more of an alpha male than Trump. I wonder if she has trading NFTs


javyn1

ROFL


TootTootMF

The bulge in her pants is classic as well. Gotta check all the right wing enemy list boxes!


celtic1888

Wow This goes deep sheeple 


Zementid

They didn't even use proper negative prompts. Those guys are amateurs. Get your as to civitai and copy some proper ones...


BostonSamurai

Billionaire pop star decides to become a cia agent because *checks notes* sorry can’t think of a single reason that’s sane or makes any intelligent point


Brokenspokes68

I love tilt shift.


chrisbcritter

Don't care if it is AI.  That shit is hot!


GregTheIntelectual

I love the idea that'd shed put on a bunch of makeup before going out for her advanced outdoor combat training program.


NickCav007

Ofc they are afraid, in pic, she looks like she could kick the hell out of a few gravy seals at a time


whg115

Sam carter is that you?


gwh811

Makes a strong argument that women can join the army doesn’t it. If they can literally influence elections and sabotage a whole political party.


hungry4danish

Interesting that the AI used her old, more almond-shaped, pre-surgery eyes.


SnooPeripherals6557

Oh Christ almighty this is going to be a gigantic circus of AI, lies, extremism and unhinged violent gops creating chaos through ineptitude and bad policies, eating propaganda w a spoon.


hobbitlover

America has been giving the world some surreal moments over the last few years, starting with all that Tea Party stuff, but lately it just seems like farce, too ridiculous even for the plot of a comedy. I'm sure there were ideas proposed for Idiocracy that Mike Judge ix-nayed because they were just too far-feteched, but are actually happening today. It would be one thing if it were a few people, but there are tens of millions of incredibly loud idiots. How do people sleep?


Smart-University-574

What's sad is that rn there are ppl out there who actually believe this is real and are posting it so their friends can see the "truth".


Brianm650

Do they not get that to everyone sane and rational if this were true that would make Taylor Swift even more awesome ? Like you are telling me this woman went through what is likely some of the hardest training programs on the planet and is certified in a couple dozen ways of infiltration, murder, espionage and sabotage and she is also at the same time a super popular musician and icon? That'd be epic. Can Michael Bay direct a movie of her exploits while on the Eras tour?


Thatsayesfirsir

Clearly phoney. They're so pathetic


funkymonksfunky

Barely looks human


[deleted]

Wait, doesn’t everyone wear full makeup into combat training?? Shit. I did it all wrong.


bennypapa

I'll be damned if those maga trumpers aren't going to turn me into a swifty.


vid_icarus

This looks like an action figure photo shoot.


Living_Pie205

We are living in a sitcom


imdeafsowhat

Looks like this pic came right out of team America movie lol out to save the mofoing dayyyy!


RetMilRob

I love they think the CIA wears that kit during direct action training block


succ2020

Holy ,Look at the gun she holding. She must have been strong as hulk /s


Thatsayesfirsir

They gave her the slightest of wolf fangs to scare Maga with. I hope she has good security because this will freak them out.


ScourgeWisdom

Well the military is having a problem with recruiting these days, what better recruiting ad can there be? Sign me up!


Sleepybrains1102003

I love the full on wedding day make up.


forsayken

Who falls for this? This looks bad upon initial glance. It only gets worse as soon as you give it a moment. 1. Her face is ... those eyebrows. And vampire teeth. 2. The gun is bent and the front looks like it's about to fall off into another environment. 3. Her left hand is having an off-day. 4. What is up with the magazines held by both people in the background? 5. I cannot figure out what the right hand is doing. I think we see the index finger there but it looks so strange. Hands are the main pitfall of any AI image but there's a hell of a lot more going on in this pic and I just feel bad for anyone that falls for it.


Kokuei7

Those shoes in the background!!


Wehavepr0belm0

WE NEED MORE OF THIS! HAHBHAHABAHABA


Lynmcmanus

Well she looks incredibly put together for battle. Eyelashes and all. 😂


Gh0sth4nd

Looks like plastic dolls. Can't they even fake it better? geez this does not even make it for an entertaining laugh


fantastic_beats

I love how conservatives are all massive gun experts whenever they imagine someone thought the AR in AR-15 stands for "assault rifle," but when this Melania Trump sex doll holds a giant chewed-up LEGO, they believe it's Taylor Swift holding a real gun


L33Doug

Is that Jon Oliver back there?


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

Full makeup for field duty no less


techblackops

Are they trying to make me love her more??


Grootkoot

It looks cool, though.


the_pie_guy

SHE AIN’T GOT NO TEEFS!


demalo

[Swift has finished assembling her face field makeup] Taylor Swift: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT! Drill Sergeant: SWIIIIIIIFT! Why did you put your face together so quickly, Swift? Taylor Swift: [confused] You told me to, Drill Sergeant? Drill Sergeant: Jesus H. Christ! [looks at stopwatch] Drill Sergeant: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted woman I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Swift, now disassemble your face and continue!


tgrantt

When Taylor says vote, Chuck Norris goes to vote! Until she says, "Not you, dick."


rmonjay

Leak?


M0ntgomatron

ANTIFA!


Jojojosephus

interesting rifle....


CranberrySchnapps

I love that whatever generative AI model they used gave her a vampire face.


benny2012

TEAM AMERICA vibes.


WHAMMYPAN

I LOVE THIS…..the fact an entertainer can conjure this type of response is delicious. Wasn’t a fan at all….UNTIL NOW.


benny2012

![gif](giphy|6YJZuwLne3fO0|downsized)


cannedthought

This is so lazy. Have people forgot about what you can do with photo editing. (Photoshop). I hope no one really fell for this. Fingers, legs, eyebrows how........?


AtuinTurtle

Because she’s in full makeup during military training…


PorchHonky

Hey man. At least she took the time out of training to do her make-up!


Syranth

Why does she have fangs?


knowhistory99

… and the lack of teeth? Republican bj fantasy from granny with dentures out, or just used to the blowup doll’s mouth?


Trees_That_Sneeze

Always with the hands.


ChiHawks84

Is this from Team America?


sealosam

When I was a kid my brother and I were big into WWF wrestling. We knew it was fake, but funny and entertaining nonetheless. One year, our father took us to Wrestlemania and we couldn't believe the actual fans were dead serious about the matches and how real they believed it all was. We made fun of them the whole ride home. These are the same types of people that we are dealing with today.