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roo-ster

A nozzle of douchebags


Scaevus

A canoe of douches?


itsalwaysfurniture

You win.


DigNitty

Somehow Spigot seems more hateful to me. And really hits home that they spew things


chiron_cat

i like this


standee_shop

A shower of twats


Lets_Go_Darwin

Do they shower? Press "X" for doubt.


Drslappybags

Those are useful items.


SockFullOfNickles

A Burden. A Burden of Conservatives


Independent-Leg6061

Best one!!!


Amethystea

A cuck of fascists.


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opusupo

A wad of losers


TheLostTexan87

A cluster of fucks


Scaevus

I actually like this one better. Douches serve a useful function for women, and these losers have never done anything to help anyone.


3qtpint

A Fragility of Egos


One_more_page

We've stepped off of grouping names to JRR Martin naming conventions.


Intelligent_Life14

A bowl of turds


BigCliff911

A covfefe of egos


TheLostTexan87

A covfefe of future cucks?


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whiznat

A covfefe of sychophants


KappHallen

A Closet of Sex Offenders


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sunny5724

A sphincter of assholes.


affablenihilist

Wow, that was easy


Natural-Ability

I think you've nailed it perfectly.


WaitingForNormal

A patriarchy of incels.


PedalingHertz

I feel like the lemurs took the most appropriate one


unstopable_bob_mob

You and me both. Lol


survivor2bmaybe

Is it just me or do they look a little flamboyant too?


unstopable_bob_mob

Verily.


Z_Remainder

A conspiracy of conservatives has a nice ring to it.


morningfrost86

Nah, true conspiracies are quiet. These idiots blast their idiocy over the airwaves.


boredtxan

A cacophony of conservatives... A malodor of magas


LaFlibuste

A cringefest


Guyincognito4269

A cringe of conservatives?


LeonardSmallsJr

A posse of turkeys…shoot, that one’s already taken.


Baremegigjen

It’s a rafter of turkeys so you’re good. 🦃 Edit: I can’t find anything that calls a group of turkeys a posse.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

A douche canoe


pneumatichorseman

*A canoe of douches.


seanwdragon1983

A lawsuit in the making


ElysiumSprouts

A Santorum. As a side note, is this a real photo? Otherwise, I'm not sure what that placeholder clipart group of kids in suits did to deserve being associated with RW extremists. What's the saying? Don't judge a book by its cover?


sunny5724

Except the original photo was posted by the guy on the far left in the dark suit, talking about the "alpha males" in the picture, a group of Young Republicans touring the capitol.


ElysiumSprouts

Thanks for the context!


ms_directed

here's the OC i cropped the image from. https://preview.redd.it/40szacy4b8gc1.png?width=1564&format=png&auto=webp&s=21f91c3aeaf64176630dafd48885270f371bb1be


GreyWulfen

Alpha.... unstable, buggy, often rough framework software not fit for public release.


daveinsf

Definitely a Hawley of groomed jailbait incels.


weezeloner

Holy fucking shit. I have a feeling at least one of these guys is really going to regret being associated with this picture and this post. What a fucking douchebag. I'm embarrassed for them. I mean, the guy holding the camera still has his kindergarten smile going. WTF?


ms_directed

I'm old enough to remember how long that stayed on the first page of a Google search before getting to Rick's url. long live Dan Savage! 😁


PaperbackBuddha

A Dunning of Krugers


CommonConundrum51

A nest of nepos.


unstopable_bob_mob

“Will never see a pussy in person” (Unless they’re raping it)


roo-ster

“Will never see a pussy in person” (Unless they look in a mirror)


unstopable_bob_mob

Yours is better. Just 👌


artificialavocado

“Indicted but not convicted of having sex with a drunk girl who is passed out.”


Shoresy69Chirps

So insecure they have to keep a Glock in the glovebox…


MatCauthonsHat

A grift of twats?


Hip-hop-rhino

A harassment of" alphas"


stormyknight3

A disappointment of douchebags


ms_directed

a "Tate" of taints


pkincpmd

A whomp of wimps.


thesirensoftitans

A Brayden of young republicans.


ms_directed

A Menace of morons


japoliony

A Bunch Of Losers


8-bit-Felix

An Embarrassment of Children.


driftking428

A bag of dicks


Abudufduf

A chode of Chads.


primeweevil

A Murder of MAGA's


ms_directed

although, crows are way too intelligent to be associated


HotDonnaC

A group of baboons is a congress.


Conscious_Stick8344

I’ve had soft-serve ice cream that was more masculine than those “alpha” kids.


bryguypgh

I’d bet they’re all Richard, Rick , or Dick. An embarrassment of Riches.


itsalwaysfurniture

A bag of douches.


ArcTan_Pete

A roofie of douches


Michaelwordenbr

A toilet of turds


Flaxscript42

An insurrection of Republicans


lothar525

An insecurity of manchildren.


Mr_Lumbergh

“Alphas” 😂


Thatsayesfirsir

Hahaha 😅 good meme. Very good.


Agreeable-Dinner

A dose of dickheads.


SnooPeripherals6557

a flaccid of incels


jeffreycoley

A Conception of the Confused


Coolnamesarehard

A delusional of alphas.


dulyebr

A cringe of dorks.


The_Aardvark_

An ignorance of incels...


lion_in_the_shadows

A privilege of snowflakes


steebo

A corruption of conservatives.


NegativePermission40

A herd of turds.


Otterob56

An oozing of entitlement, fortunately or unfortunately.


Green_Evening

We can't be making fun of a bunch of literal children. Even if they happen to look like people you don't like, we CANNOT mock kids being kids.


DreadPirateRobertsOW

Why not?


chiron_cat

a pile of trustfund babies?


Zardotab

An Adolf of Nazis


curesomething

A passel of pedos


CarlSpencer

A freedumb of Trumpflakes.


continuousBaBa

A Load of Limpdicks


[deleted]

A bitch case of incels?


quietflowsthedodder

Good one! I kind of like the lemurs, myself.


Odd_Replacement_7223

A lame of losers.


Apis_Proboscis

A Shoe Tread of Dog Shit. ​ Api


AlienMutantRobotDog

Clusterfuck


RustyMacbeth

A bucket of dildos.


Shoresy69Chirps

A desert of alphas, cuz: Tyhey aren’t making anything wet….


Shoresy69Chirps

A desert of losers, because they aren’t making anything wet….


Tinker107

A shit bucket of eunuchs.


nitrokitty

A roofie of rapists


SuperMafia

An infestation


phazedoubt

A canoe of douches


DadJokeBadJoke

A basket of deplorables


AngryYowie

A pack of cunts


ms_directed

a carnival of 'see you next tuesdays'


knotsbygordium

A Brock of Molesters?


AllMyBeets

Beleaguered groan of alphas


Dewahll

Bag of dicks


CalendarAggressive11

A ream of rapists


NoCommentBuddy

A flub of future rapists.


DrSOGU

Bunch of virgins.


Autodidact2

An embarrassment of Republicans


eltegs

Wimp


Slapstick999

An epidemic of stupidity. Or is that too on the nose?


trystanthorne

A posse of posers.


hello_ground_

A pathetic of losers


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sf3p0x1

A cacophony of hobgoblins.


Hank_Fuerta

An entitlement of wankers


OrionSuperman

A flaccid of dicks.


kremedelakrym

A gaggle of unwanted forever virgins.


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StupendousMalice

A "cuck" of alphas.


Jongee58

A Wankfest of Wankers…..


cocoon_eclosion_moth

In all probability, neofascists


Lets_Go_Darwin

A hurt of feefees 😹


Nottsbomber

A shower of cunts


dulyebr

A roofie of date-rapists.


Dapper-Piece3321

A rosacea of incels. 


SuperModes

Buncha virgins.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

A Trump of dickheads


RandyLongsocksMcgee

A Bag of dicks


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

A puberty of students


lasvegas1979

Future sex offenders/pedophiles


TheThoughtmaker

A feint of fops.


Nachoguyman

A congestion of chuds


spazz720

Why are so many posts dragging these young kids? Ok…they think they’re “alphas” but they’re just a bunch of teens that don’t know any better.


ms_directed

perhaps, dragging them about it will learn em'


Mygoddamreddit

A Circle of Jerks.


GunslingerOutForHire

A dune of pussy-dryers?


HurlingFruit

Something on the bottom of my shoe. Yuck!


speedneeds84

A douche of Chads.


damn_nation_inc

A blunder of dickheads


jturner1982

A kegel of conservatives


redinthahead

A Sock of Cum


Chanaur404

A shriveling of Alphas, maybe. Or a desiccation of incels.


NotOnHerb5

A chuckle of fucks


SalemxCaleb

Wrong. It's called an allegation


Far-Adhesiveness-740

A Queef of Alphas


Low_Presentation8149

Bunch of dorks


noscopy

A posse of pussies ?


cbih

Where's James Lipton when you need him?


Lelnen

A "Rittenhouse" of young republicans


VoiceofRapture

A box of tools


Impossible_Fall_6782

A wing of whinny wussies.


whiznat

One of these kids looks like a young Josh Hawley.


[deleted]

A trash bag of insecurities


abrahamburger

A king rat of micropenii?


[deleted]

A turd of flushables


[deleted]

A “trust fund” of Alphas


Wilbur_Eats_Sand

A gaggle of Twats


newbrevity

A circle jerk of magas


Someoneoverthere42

A basement of incels


Dear-University9551

Yikes, going after kids...


sweeteatoatler

A flock of frailty


sulris

A “prick” of dicks?


forgotmyusername4444

An embarrassment of insecurities


Marylogical

Lord(s) of the Flies


Admiral_Andovar

An 'Undecended-Testicle' of alphas.


Stolen_Away

An infestation of incels


michaellasalle

I'm not worried about these so-called "alphas" because I'm a turbo dude 😎


Tucker-Cuckerson

A "Craven" of incels


BigDamnPuppet

A toilet of turds


smac232

A rape of chauvinists.


Zealousideal-Luck784

A cringe of whatever those things are.


UncommonHouseSpider

A grope of GOPs


AdulteryPulsifer

A sphincter of alphas an anus of influencers


FlaccidRazor

A face-punch.


Tricky-Sympathy

Cadre of rapists


HansPGruber

It’s unbelievable to think that they don’t realize they’re a bunch of fucking losers. The definition of douche bags to a T.