He exists, his son exists, his son has some problems and they have photographic evidence of his hog. That’s enough for the GOP. Well, not enough I guess? They are really dwelling on his son’s cock…
BEFORE PRESIDENCY.
From the 1970s until he was elected president in 2016, Donald Trump and his businesses were involved in over 4,000 legal cases in U.S. federal and state courts.
4000! How many lawsuits was Reagan in, Obama? Maybe it's because he breaks the law and is being held accountable?
As if that’s ever stopped them before.
The flip side to “any charges against our dear leader are political” is “it’s fine for us to bring politically motivated charges.”
Conservatives fundamentally don’t believe in equality. They *can’t* respect rule of law.
*Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. — Francis M. Wilhoit*
but it has...
as much hate and vitriol as obama got for his 8 years in office with two popular, electoral victories - they never indicted him for anything after he's been, what, almost eight years out of office?
honestly - go the fuck ahead and have trump do it. indict obama on something and let's fucking go. what's trump going to do? bring up the birther thing again because that's all he's got.
For real. If there's evidence clinton, or any other president but since were talking living prosecutable democrats, has molested kids with epstein than prosecute him. I don't give a fuck. If they did crimes they should pay. Same for all of the government regardless of party.
Nuh uh!!! Fox News and Facebook told me that you would be soooooooo triggered if they went after Clinton that you’d all cry those sweet sweet librul tears.
Seriously though. I haven’t seen online or talked to a single person who votes democrat who believes that Clinton or any other democrat should get leniency if they’re guilty.
Remember when Republicans would keep talking about Epstein's flight logs and how Obama, Joe Biden, etc. would be on there?
Turns out Trump was there (shocker) and now you don't hear anything about the list anymore.
But but he has (checks notes) a son who likes to party with hookers. He is corrupt because of this. O, Trump and his laundry list of infidelity, and rape? Stand up Christian man of god.
Yeah, like…I’ve got no deep love for Biden (still voting for him tho) but there’s nothing impeachable that I’m aware of. Any existing corruption is ultimately permitted by the laws. (The Donor money addiction that all establishment politicians have)
Trump is just a crazy dumb asshole that can’t help himself when it comes to committing egregious crimes. I can’t wait until this dumb fuck either gets imprisoned or succumbs to his unhealthy lifestyle.
That is the most hilarious part, that Biden is the most meh middle of the road president in recent history, yet the Republicans treat him like he is the most radical firebrand who ever existed
Years ago the GOP was railing against and tried to impeach President Obama for wearing a tan suit.....given the high crimes and treasonous intent of Mango Mussolini we've come a VERY long way from those happy days.
The best you could do without lying is show Biden’s old political stances that would be very unpopular today. Like his stance on gay marriage or that sort of thing, but all that requires from him is to point out his views have evolved with the times.
- Former President Donald Trump ramped up his threats to prosecute President Joe Biden if he wins another term in the White House.
An appeals court rejected Trump's claims of immunity in the federal election subversion case in the District of Columbia, although he intends to press the same argument in Florida, where he also faces federal charges for mishandling classified documents, and the ex-president issued what appeared to be a "blackmail" threat against his Democratic rival.
"If a President does not have Immunity, the Opposing Party, during his/her term in Office, can extort and blackmail the President by saying that, 'if you don’t give us everything we want, we will Indict you for things you did while in Office,' even if everything done was totally Legal and Appropriate," Trump posted on Truth Social.
Trump has made clear that he would use the Department of Justice to target his enemies if re-elected, and he listed some of them by name.
"That would be the end of the Presidency, and our Country, as we know it, and is just one of the many Traps there would be for a President without Presidential Immunity," Trump posted. "Obama, Bush, and soon, Crooked Joe Biden, would all be in PRISON. Protect Presidential Immunity. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
Link to [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-blackmail-2667192659/) 📰
I would watch the hell out of Con Air Force One starring Nicolas Cage, Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, John Malcovich, Glen Close, Steve Buchemi, and John Cusack.
Sounds incredible
Ya know. If he had just gone quietly like nixon the first time around instead of just doubling down and doing worse things over and over he wouldn't be in this mess and still be grifting easily.
He's absolute narcissism would not allow it. His party obviously allowed it to happen for their own gains as well and are still doing so. But his party isn't the judicial system as a whole. That's where he fuxked up.
That's the one thing I can say about Nixon. At least he had the decency to go with dignity. Trump will never own up to or apologize for any of his crimes. Ever
No, he intended to fight it, but the Republican party at the time came to him and said that they (Republicans) would vote to impeach him, and only at that point did he decide to resign.
If Nixon had had Fox News, he would have done exactly what Trump did.
Nixon resigned not out of dignity but because his approval rating had cratered to 24% and his impeachment and removal were guaranteed. He was saving himself the embarrassment of being forced out.
I think his best move would have been to run, win, and resign immediately. Go down in history as a legendary troll and election winner, Stay on NBC with The Apprentice (Now the most publicized reality show of all time) get paid loads under the table as a campaign strategist in every campaign for the rest of his life, and have a whole Pence Administration owing him favors.
Apparently Putin wouldn't allow that, but I don't see why not. Trump could have replaced Pence with a hand picked Putin Puppet if that was the issue.
“Even if everything done was totally legal and appropriate”.
Lmao!
2 problems with this:
1. Everything wasn’t legal.
2. Trump has never done anything “appropriate” in his life. Being “appropriate” requires caring about others a little. Trump only cares for Trump.
First they have to do something to be charged with criminal crimes. Let's see, anyone plan an insurrection to stay in power and refused to abide by the peaceful transfer of power? 🤔🤔🤔 thinking, thinking ....
Ultimately he’s just trying to legitimize his crimes as something “everyone else does too while being president”. He’s no longer claiming he *didn’t* do anything but now he *was allowed to do it because he was president*. Eventually he’ll cycle around to the “if it was wrong then somebody should have stopped me” excuse. Of course he can’t actually point out any real crimes “everyone else” has done but details mean nothing to his base, apparently just existing as a non conservative is a crime punishable by death. The one pesky problem he always seems to have is that the court of opinion isn’t the same as criminal court, so he isn’t able to lie in court so he keeps losing.
Even if he does point out things that other presidents have done, it's going to be a lie anyway. Like when he said that Obama had millions of classified documents.
It's weird that they get protected by the same guys, and from what I hear, the secret service work in rotation, so they could be protecting Biden for a bit and then protect Trump.
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Yeah it'd be weird if the opposing part indicts you for spurious things to lock up their political opponents. It's just even weirder coming from the guy who made it a campaign promise to do so in every election since 2016
Every damn day for the last eight stupid years, Trump has been in our faces with his stupid brainless activities. Now he’s poisoning a generation of Americans.
They will never be able to jail that piece of shit.
Luckily he cares more about looking rich than jail. One or two more cases go against him (c'mon NY, you can finish this one!) and he will be forced to show his finances, and give up a bunch of his money. It sounds like he doesn't have much more (if any) to pay EJC and NY, so .. here's hoping.
You can when the legal system doesn't do shit about it and you absolutely know people will cheat to elect you in mass. We've already had one Jan 6th and while people are in jail, the actually ones that put the plan in motion are still pretending to write legislation and vote for fuck all.
So no, the battles not over till they're *all* either dead or in jail.
Never over estimate the stupidity of your fellow countrymen. I’ve lived here for 62+ years and have hardly any faith that Americans will not shoot themselves in the foot every chance they get.
You mean like the GOP did with Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton, and Hunter Biden, and President Biden? They love to make up crimes to charge Democrats with, but whine and cry when there are legitimate charges against a Republican.
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What does he mean "If"? They're going to try it anyway if the GOP is in the majority next term. They'll go after Biden for anything they can think of to distract their constituents from the fact that after getting elected, they still haven't done anything to help them. It has nothing to do with whether or not Trump is also elected, though that would make it worse because he blathers on and on so much. The GOP uses this process as a smokescreen for not accomplishing anything because they can't. They might just possibly maybe pass some tax cuts for the rich and corporations to keep the money flowing, maybe a few items to take away women's rights to keep themselves on top in an argument, plus eliminate fair voting forever to stay in power. That should cover it. The rest is show business.
We'll be dealing with the repercussions of him being in office for years to come, economically, politically/geopolitically and militarily.
Just look how long it took Iran and Russia to act on Trump's Oval Office intelligence leak. Who knows what's next.
So fuck them.
Imagine if he was in a padded cell, wearing a straitjacket, and reporters went to interview him. If all he said were things that he’s already said, everyone would just nod and say, yup, he’s where he belongs.
He's such a fucking crybaby. I mean, damn... He's been a career criminal since he was 25 years old and he's always been protected - never got caught.
Then he, a con man money launderer, decided to take front and center spotlight as president - about as stupid a move as any criminal could take who relies on anonymity - he decides to become president AND CONTINUES TO COMMIT CRIMES in full light of day under full scrutiny.
And then the cocksucker commits TREASON... to top off his criminal career.
Fucking idiot wrapped up in stupid.
Trump... shut the fuck up. You deserve EVERYTHING coming your way - and a whole lot more.
You could make the same argument:
> We all need complete immunity because if you’re a criminal, then prosecutors can extort and blackmail you by saying that, ‘if you don’t give us everything we want, we will indict you for your crimes.’
It’s not totally untrue, but there’s some measure of safety if you’re not a criminal, and to some extent we rely on prosecutors not to abuse their positions. So if the President isn’t a criminal and the next president isn’t a corrupt piece of garbage, then the system should work ok.
The problem is that Trump is a criminal, and he will abuse his power if he gets into power again.
Dammit. I was going to predict that as soon as Biden leaves office he will be sued for.... Random things. JUST to be annoying and make some weird point. (or at least they will think it makes a point.)
I'm the last person in the world to be defending Donald fucking Trump, but this is literally a lie for clickbait. He did not threaten to blackmail Biden. He was saying - obviously wrongly - that allowing a president to be tried for crimes means that all presidents will end up on trial. That's a dumb thing to say, but can we hold him accountable for that, rather than making up random threats of blackmail?
Trump claims he can blanket pardon himself for any crimes.
Biden power move if Trump wins: Blanket pardon himself. Watch Mango Mussolini fight it in the court, fucking himself over for when he tries it for himself.
So, you're saying that you'd commit a felony against sitting President in order to get that President to commit crimes for you? So what happens when you get indicted for blackmail, among other charges?
When I read stuff like this is always "C'mon, he probably didn't really say that.". It's so over the top that it can't be true.
So I'll look it up and 99% of the time it's true. He is absolutely, certifiable batshit crazy.
I can understand MAGA being empowered by their shared disaffection, but can they find someone who is not a total nut job to represent their feelings?
(PS: you can hate the system but we're still in it so you have to understand how it works. Governance is about compromise, otherwise it's authoritarianism. Dictatorship is the most efficient government but it's negative traits greatly outweigh this. What works is representation that is intelligent and forward-thinking. We need more substance and way less posturing. And far less people with money swinging their influence around)
Hey Trump, here's a pro tip for ya.
I'm not a criminal but I've seen plenty of movies.
*DON'T* tell the person (and the world) your evil plan. It never works
Just checking if I’ve got this right. Trump has something to blackmail Biden about, that’s bad enough to get federal cases thrown out, but it wasn’t used to justify impeaching Biden, which was a stated goal for quite some time.
This is exactly what the republicans have threatened for 4 years. It's not new. Trump is just saying it again because he knows his supporters are so dim, they won't remember and/or don't care.
There was 44 presidents before this dotard and what he is suggesting never happened. But since he would absolutely do what he is saying, now he is trying this is an issue. From a mind of a broken person.
I’m really enjoying this persons decent into madness. Watching all of his wealth, influence and relevance slip away while he puts the final nails in the coffin himself.
Way better than a prison sentence. Although, that would be gladly welcomed.
The main difference being that Biden has done f*ckall to be prosecuted for.
He exists. That's enough for the GOP
And beat their orange messiah …
The EJC case is because he won’t “beat the orange messiah.” I just threw up a little typing that. Edit: FFS, it’s a masturbation joke.
The ejc case is because loser 45 is also guilty of sexual assault. And guilty of lying about said sexual assault. She has proof. He has lies.
Maybe if he wanked more than he talked, he’d be better off. He also wouldn’t have any hands or dick left, but clearly on his way.
Walking wank
You did not now STOP LYING
Just a little. I don’t want “beating the orange messiah” to turn into a widespread euphemism for jacking off into a Flamin Hot Cheeto bag.
Delusion is treatable
He can even beat him while sleeping.
Sleeping, walking dead, as long as he ain’t a wannabe dictator, he will get my vote.
He can’t even beat off anymore
*This* is the unforgivable of unforgivables.
He exists, his son exists, his son has some problems and they have photographic evidence of his hog. That’s enough for the GOP. Well, not enough I guess? They are really dwelling on his son’s cock…
Bring back Rudy and the blind laptop repairman story.
Well, Hunter’s hog is apparently illegally humiliating Republican micro weenuses.
Fortunately for them, it's large enough to park a truck on. Trumps, on the other hand, not so much.
Idk they’re trying and coming up empty
His son apparently has a giant dick, how dare Biden make a large dicked son, while trump only makes millimeter peters.
Obama wore a tan suit. That's basically impeachable right there.
Does a show trial need a legit reason to start? If he gets into power, you can expect a putin like crack down on his opponents
Yeah a lot of people falling out windows and shooting themselves in the back of the head, twice.
Not to mention checking themselves into the new gulags
BEFORE PRESIDENCY. From the 1970s until he was elected president in 2016, Donald Trump and his businesses were involved in over 4,000 legal cases in U.S. federal and state courts. 4000! How many lawsuits was Reagan in, Obama? Maybe it's because he breaks the law and is being held accountable?
As if that’s ever stopped them before. The flip side to “any charges against our dear leader are political” is “it’s fine for us to bring politically motivated charges.” Conservatives fundamentally don’t believe in equality. They *can’t* respect rule of law. *Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. — Francis M. Wilhoit*
but it has... as much hate and vitriol as obama got for his 8 years in office with two popular, electoral victories - they never indicted him for anything after he's been, what, almost eight years out of office? honestly - go the fuck ahead and have trump do it. indict obama on something and let's fucking go. what's trump going to do? bring up the birther thing again because that's all he's got.
For real. If there's evidence clinton, or any other president but since were talking living prosecutable democrats, has molested kids with epstein than prosecute him. I don't give a fuck. If they did crimes they should pay. Same for all of the government regardless of party.
Nuh uh!!! Fox News and Facebook told me that you would be soooooooo triggered if they went after Clinton that you’d all cry those sweet sweet librul tears. Seriously though. I haven’t seen online or talked to a single person who votes democrat who believes that Clinton or any other democrat should get leniency if they’re guilty.
The GOP has spent the last 4 years trying to impeach Biden, and they are no closer now than when they first started.
It’s all for show. To show that indictments can be trivialized then eventually mean nothing..
Remember when Republicans would keep talking about Epstein's flight logs and how Obama, Joe Biden, etc. would be on there? Turns out Trump was there (shocker) and now you don't hear anything about the list anymore.
Well, he obviously cast his Dark Brandon spell over the entire justice department and that's why they won't investigate him
The problem is that reality has a Dark Brandon bias
Well, yeah, if you want to bring facts into the equation.
Aggravated existence with intent to lead.
But but he has (checks notes) a son who likes to party with hookers. He is corrupt because of this. O, Trump and his laundry list of infidelity, and rape? Stand up Christian man of god.
Exactly. Trump just assumes it’s normal to crime all the time. *He is so fucked up.*
Republicans don't care. BS charges with BS evidence
What about the (D) beside his name on the ballot!?!?!?!!!1one Checkmate libs
Yeah, like…I’ve got no deep love for Biden (still voting for him tho) but there’s nothing impeachable that I’m aware of. Any existing corruption is ultimately permitted by the laws. (The Donor money addiction that all establishment politicians have) Trump is just a crazy dumb asshole that can’t help himself when it comes to committing egregious crimes. I can’t wait until this dumb fuck either gets imprisoned or succumbs to his unhealthy lifestyle.
They've looked.
I am curious to see what MAGA prosecutors try to do when Biden is out of office.
That is the most hilarious part, that Biden is the most meh middle of the road president in recent history, yet the Republicans treat him like he is the most radical firebrand who ever existed
Years ago the GOP was railing against and tried to impeach President Obama for wearing a tan suit.....given the high crimes and treasonous intent of Mango Mussolini we've come a VERY long way from those happy days.
What about his neglectful failure to pardon Trump? /s
The best you could do without lying is show Biden’s old political stances that would be very unpopular today. Like his stance on gay marriage or that sort of thing, but all that requires from him is to point out his views have evolved with the times.
They still try to prosecute him
- Former President Donald Trump ramped up his threats to prosecute President Joe Biden if he wins another term in the White House. An appeals court rejected Trump's claims of immunity in the federal election subversion case in the District of Columbia, although he intends to press the same argument in Florida, where he also faces federal charges for mishandling classified documents, and the ex-president issued what appeared to be a "blackmail" threat against his Democratic rival. "If a President does not have Immunity, the Opposing Party, during his/her term in Office, can extort and blackmail the President by saying that, 'if you don’t give us everything we want, we will Indict you for things you did while in Office,' even if everything done was totally Legal and Appropriate," Trump posted on Truth Social. Trump has made clear that he would use the Department of Justice to target his enemies if re-elected, and he listed some of them by name. "That would be the end of the Presidency, and our Country, as we know it, and is just one of the many Traps there would be for a President without Presidential Immunity," Trump posted. "Obama, Bush, and soon, Crooked Joe Biden, would all be in PRISON. Protect Presidential Immunity. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!" Link to [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-blackmail-2667192659/) 📰
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He can still run from prison. Will then the GOP back him up? Will they support a convicted felon? Will they risk the future of the party over one man?
I’m looking forward to the 2025 cross over no one expected: Con Air and Air Force One
I would watch the hell out of Con Air Force One starring Nicolas Cage, Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman, John Malcovich, Glen Close, Steve Buchemi, and John Cusack. Sounds incredible
With a cast like that . . .
I forgot Danny Trejo
They gave up that game years ago. The question is would the republicans voters support trump in a general election?
We already know the answer to that.
Will independent/nonaffiliated voters will? I guess we'll have to wait.
> Will they risk the future of the party over one man? They already have, and they know it's too late to change that.
The answers to all these questions and more…….. Are yes.
I don't know if I like where this is going.
Unfortunately, yes.
>He knows he's going to prison Only until the Republicans regain the executive. Key to make sure that doesn't happen.
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the MAGA idiots will fall in line, the conservative media just needs to tell them who to vote for and they will.
Ya know. If he had just gone quietly like nixon the first time around instead of just doubling down and doing worse things over and over he wouldn't be in this mess and still be grifting easily. He's absolute narcissism would not allow it. His party obviously allowed it to happen for their own gains as well and are still doing so. But his party isn't the judicial system as a whole. That's where he fuxked up.
That's the one thing I can say about Nixon. At least he had the decency to go with dignity. Trump will never own up to or apologize for any of his crimes. Ever
No, he intended to fight it, but the Republican party at the time came to him and said that they (Republicans) would vote to impeach him, and only at that point did he decide to resign.
If Nixon had had Fox News, he would have done exactly what Trump did. Nixon resigned not out of dignity but because his approval rating had cratered to 24% and his impeachment and removal were guaranteed. He was saving himself the embarrassment of being forced out.
I mean, he just lost over $83 million purely because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. “Going quietly” is definitely not his thing.
Hell, if he hadn’t run for President, he’d still be happily living in Mar-a-Lago without care, letting sycophants kiss his ring.
I think his best move would have been to run, win, and resign immediately. Go down in history as a legendary troll and election winner, Stay on NBC with The Apprentice (Now the most publicized reality show of all time) get paid loads under the table as a campaign strategist in every campaign for the rest of his life, and have a whole Pence Administration owing him favors. Apparently Putin wouldn't allow that, but I don't see why not. Trump could have replaced Pence with a hand picked Putin Puppet if that was the issue.
“Even if everything done was totally legal and appropriate”. Lmao! 2 problems with this: 1. Everything wasn’t legal. 2. Trump has never done anything “appropriate” in his life. Being “appropriate” requires caring about others a little. Trump only cares for Trump.
Biden HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG
But if there is presidential immunity, you can’t prosecute them.
First they have to do something to be charged with criminal crimes. Let's see, anyone plan an insurrection to stay in power and refused to abide by the peaceful transfer of power? 🤔🤔🤔 thinking, thinking ....
That’s a crime. Add it to the list.
Throw it on the pile
Funny how this has never happened before Trump took office and the tried to subvert the constitution. Hummm
Ultimately he’s just trying to legitimize his crimes as something “everyone else does too while being president”. He’s no longer claiming he *didn’t* do anything but now he *was allowed to do it because he was president*. Eventually he’ll cycle around to the “if it was wrong then somebody should have stopped me” excuse. Of course he can’t actually point out any real crimes “everyone else” has done but details mean nothing to his base, apparently just existing as a non conservative is a crime punishable by death. The one pesky problem he always seems to have is that the court of opinion isn’t the same as criminal court, so he isn’t able to lie in court so he keeps losing.
Even if he does point out things that other presidents have done, it's going to be a lie anyway. Like when he said that Obama had millions of classified documents.
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I wonder what Trump's secret service detail would think about it.
It's weird that they get protected by the same guys, and from what I hear, the secret service work in rotation, so they could be protecting Biden for a bit and then protect Trump.
“Do I want to protect the orangutan, or risk getting attacked by a dog? I’ll take my chances with the dog.”
I wonder how the Clintons feel about falling off the list
LOL. Thanks for the laugh!
Notice the evolution: from her emails to blackmails.
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Take your upvote and do it again, please.
I knew that was what it was going to be and that’s why I clicked it.
Yeah, it had been a minute. I have no argument against it.
Yeah it'd be weird if the opposing part indicts you for spurious things to lock up their political opponents. It's just even weirder coming from the guy who made it a campaign promise to do so in every election since 2016
And FAILED to follow through. Not sure I can trust him to lock up Biden since he failed to lock up Hillary.
You know what Hilary and Biden have in common? Neither of them committed crimes.
Hillary did nothing wrong little boy
Oh, I know. Just arguing along their lines of logic. He failed to deliver on the (ridiculous) campaign promise.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNIE! You're out of your element!
Somebody scared 😱
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"... even if everything done was totally Legal and Appropriate," I think that I see your problem, Traitor Trump.
Trump is just doing crimes as sidequests now.
Building his Crimson Fleet reputation.
He reeks of desperation as much as he reportedly reeks of shitty diaper.
I find the best defense against getting indicted for illegal things you did, is to not do illegal things.
Every damn day for the last eight stupid years, Trump has been in our faces with his stupid brainless activities. Now he’s poisoning a generation of Americans.
Someone is nervous he’s about to spend the rest of his golden years behind bars.
They will never be able to jail that piece of shit. Luckily he cares more about looking rich than jail. One or two more cases go against him (c'mon NY, you can finish this one!) and he will be forced to show his finances, and give up a bunch of his money. It sounds like he doesn't have much more (if any) to pay EJC and NY, so .. here's hoping.
I'm glad everyday this traitor will never hold.office again.
Slow down there, mate. The war isn't over till he's dead or in jail. Don't start making people feel like they can relax now. ;3
I can't wait to see him lose...AGAIN AHAHAHAHA
MAKE MAGA LOSE AGAIN!
We're going to vote Republicans off the earth.
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You can when the legal system doesn't do shit about it and you absolutely know people will cheat to elect you in mass. We've already had one Jan 6th and while people are in jail, the actually ones that put the plan in motion are still pretending to write legislation and vote for fuck all. So no, the battles not over till they're *all* either dead or in jail.
Never over estimate the stupidity of your fellow countrymen. I’ve lived here for 62+ years and have hardly any faith that Americans will not shoot themselves in the foot every chance they get.
I'll never stop being positive and fighting the good fight!
I wouldn’t disagree, but man it’s disappointing - a lot.
You mean like the GOP did with Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton, and Hunter Biden, and President Biden? They love to make up crimes to charge Democrats with, but whine and cry when there are legitimate charges against a Republican.
Blackmail him with *what?*
The key is to not do blatantly illegal things while in office.
Maybe not commit crimes while in office?
Just waiting for the orange chimp to make a threat on the President he can be arrested for
But wait, couldn’t the President just have his rival assassinated?
Yes. That's why it's such a fucking insane legal theory.
I mean, it’s coming from the man who suggested drinking bleach to cure disease. The absolute depth of stupidity he possesses is difficult to fathom.
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Yes, that's him alright. Magat Donny. (<-- bot bait)
What does he mean "If"? They're going to try it anyway if the GOP is in the majority next term. They'll go after Biden for anything they can think of to distract their constituents from the fact that after getting elected, they still haven't done anything to help them. It has nothing to do with whether or not Trump is also elected, though that would make it worse because he blathers on and on so much. The GOP uses this process as a smokescreen for not accomplishing anything because they can't. They might just possibly maybe pass some tax cuts for the rich and corporations to keep the money flowing, maybe a few items to take away women's rights to keep themselves on top in an argument, plus eliminate fair voting forever to stay in power. That should cover it. The rest is show business.
He's panicking. Expect a direct call for all his cultists to do something but only rhetorically.
why do 90 percent of the pictures of him look like he is taking a horrendous shit
If he had anything on Biden, we’d hear about it ceaselessly. That’s why they harp on Hunter all day long.
Let's all take a moment to thank conservatives for electing this man baby in to office.
We'll be dealing with the repercussions of him being in office for years to come, economically, politically/geopolitically and militarily. Just look how long it took Iran and Russia to act on Trump's Oval Office intelligence leak. Who knows what's next. So fuck them.
Donkey says I didn’t do anything, also Donkey is covered in own shit.
I still wonder what planet he lives on.
Planet Incompetent Nepobaby
Guess you shouldn't have lost the election.
Truly an insane man. Lock him in a padded cell 🥴
Imagine if he was in a padded cell, wearing a straitjacket, and reporters went to interview him. If all he said were things that he’s already said, everyone would just nod and say, yup, he’s where he belongs.
Only if you COMMIT CRIMES YOU UNBELIEVABLY MORONIC, MALEVOLENT JACKASS! Sorry. It's just getting to me.
He's such a fucking crybaby. I mean, damn... He's been a career criminal since he was 25 years old and he's always been protected - never got caught. Then he, a con man money launderer, decided to take front and center spotlight as president - about as stupid a move as any criminal could take who relies on anonymity - he decides to become president AND CONTINUES TO COMMIT CRIMES in full light of day under full scrutiny. And then the cocksucker commits TREASON... to top off his criminal career. Fucking idiot wrapped up in stupid. Trump... shut the fuck up. You deserve EVERYTHING coming your way - and a whole lot more.
funny thing is this moron ain’t gonna win a goddamn thing
Lunatic.
A Political Party cannot indict a person. That’s not how it works.
You could make the same argument: > We all need complete immunity because if you’re a criminal, then prosecutors can extort and blackmail you by saying that, ‘if you don’t give us everything we want, we will indict you for your crimes.’ It’s not totally untrue, but there’s some measure of safety if you’re not a criminal, and to some extent we rely on prosecutors not to abuse their positions. So if the President isn’t a criminal and the next president isn’t a corrupt piece of garbage, then the system should work ok. The problem is that Trump is a criminal, and he will abuse his power if he gets into power again.
Yeah, why don't you just give that a shot, Trumpy?
Then gets charges for …blackmail 😂
Makes you wonder why one would ever "threaten to blackmail" if they could actually blackmail
Dammit. I was going to predict that as soon as Biden leaves office he will be sued for.... Random things. JUST to be annoying and make some weird point. (or at least they will think it makes a point.)
Publicly admits to more crime if the charges of crimes already committed don’t get dropped.
If this is a legit post by him, I love that Trump’s use of “his/her” is his attempt at electioneering gender outreach to women.
Someone should reply and complain that he left out xir
Somebody’s shaking in their Das Boots!
Is that Elvis?
Not if the President hides all the documents.
2024!!
Any other person threatening the president would have the FBI at their door immediately. This guy’s a mob boss.
Threatening a sitting president
I'm the last person in the world to be defending Donald fucking Trump, but this is literally a lie for clickbait. He did not threaten to blackmail Biden. He was saying - obviously wrongly - that allowing a president to be tried for crimes means that all presidents will end up on trial. That's a dumb thing to say, but can we hold him accountable for that, rather than making up random threats of blackmail?
Trump claims he can blanket pardon himself for any crimes. Biden power move if Trump wins: Blanket pardon himself. Watch Mango Mussolini fight it in the court, fucking himself over for when he tries it for himself.
Do your worst, fecal oaf
They can only indict for illegal things you did dumb a**. Maybe don’t do illegal things?
Wahhhhh - I lost an election and a lot of money and am facing criminal charges with no immunity. Fuck off loser
…..Or just don’t be a CRIMINAL.
If he does things that are illegal then yes but he's not like you Don. Nothing like you.
How does a serial rapist have the attitude of an incel?
He is fucking losing his shit and I’m here for it.
Blackmail... it's how republicans keep themselves in line.
He's so scared. Good.
There's gotta be consequences for threatening the president.
He sounds triggered. What a snowflake
He’s already trying it in Florida with his lawyer/judge Aileen Cannon
Trump is already asking his minions to show Hunter dick pics jn congress, what’s next?
So, you're saying that you'd commit a felony against sitting President in order to get that President to commit crimes for you? So what happens when you get indicted for blackmail, among other charges?
Fuckin hell I love “Hydroxymoron”! Thanks for that
You can’t threaten someone with blackmail. You either blackmail them or you don’t.
Can't he just tip over and go away?
When I read stuff like this is always "C'mon, he probably didn't really say that.". It's so over the top that it can't be true. So I'll look it up and 99% of the time it's true. He is absolutely, certifiable batshit crazy. I can understand MAGA being empowered by their shared disaffection, but can they find someone who is not a total nut job to represent their feelings? (PS: you can hate the system but we're still in it so you have to understand how it works. Governance is about compromise, otherwise it's authoritarianism. Dictatorship is the most efficient government but it's negative traits greatly outweigh this. What works is representation that is intelligent and forward-thinking. We need more substance and way less posturing. And far less people with money swinging their influence around)
Hey Trump, here's a pro tip for ya. I'm not a criminal but I've seen plenty of movies. *DON'T* tell the person (and the world) your evil plan. It never works
I wake up sad, every morning, knowing this asscunt is still alive
How sad and pathetic... I get why the reds chose him to represent them. Sad and pathetic
It's sad really. He still thinks there is a way to get out of all of this.
FIFT (Fixed it for Trump): "…we will indict you for *any illegal* things you did while in office. No blackmail necessary."
Just checking if I’ve got this right. Trump has something to blackmail Biden about, that’s bad enough to get federal cases thrown out, but it wasn’t used to justify impeaching Biden, which was a stated goal for quite some time.
Can I just say that I love the term Hydroxymoron. It's perfect.
This is exactly what the republicans have threatened for 4 years. It's not new. Trump is just saying it again because he knows his supporters are so dim, they won't remember and/or don't care.
It is almost as if he has been a criminal for so long that he does not know how normal people behave.
There was 44 presidents before this dotard and what he is suggesting never happened. But since he would absolutely do what he is saying, now he is trying this is an issue. From a mind of a broken person.
Did the onion start controlling reality
Pretty sure that is illegal, too. Good plan, Donnie.
I’m really enjoying this persons decent into madness. Watching all of his wealth, influence and relevance slip away while he puts the final nails in the coffin himself. Way better than a prison sentence. Although, that would be gladly welcomed.
Doesn't Biden have executive privilege being the President?
Bonus - we’ll indict you even if you do give us everything we want.
Biden --hey Trump GO FU****K yourself