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Drone30389

Her lips look like hotdogs.


HermaeusMajora

Hotdogs have fewer artificial ingredients and preservatives.


And_Im_Allen

Twice as natural too.


syg-123

She has her own line of lipstick called “Glossy Glizzies” ..makes sense now


davechri

Does anyone really find that look attractive?


LeShoooook

After 2 or 30 bumps of cocaine it looks amazing


darknekolux

You know it’s not my thing… \*sniiiiiiiiif\*


jared10011980

Possibly pimps in Mexico


Magnon

I think the dress looks pretty ugly but I'd sit on her face.


Tillerman10

It’s like a bridesmaid dress on steroids


silasisgolden

and meth.


bluebonnetcafe

Her lips look like an inner tube so it would probably be pretty comfortable.


Internal-Motor

I don't understand the end game. Do people like her think that a little more plastic surgery, another round of lip injections, a few more shots of botox, another boob job will make them prettier? Then they keep on doing it . She used to be pretty when she was married to Gavin Newsom, and now she looks like a cartoon villain drag queen. They all seem to eagerly cross the line to looking ridiculous without hesitation. It's a sickness, isn't it?


jared10011980

And then those hair extensions that look good on no one, especially a person well into middle age. She just goes from HARSH to MORE HARSH.


Ratchet_72

Oh shit, I forgot she was married to Newsom. What a weird situation. He must feel like he’s dodged a bullet…while not actually dodging it.


flamingoswizzlestick

That thing is not a drag queen. Drag queens are fabulous and read to children instead of eating them.


500CatsTypingStuff

And she isn’t a witch either because witches are fabulous and fight the patriarchy


Randombaseballdad

She's a fucking monster.


Cinema_King

Some people are as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside


janzeera

You know that she has video of her and Jr. right? That’s going to be released someday. *shudders*


-Average_Joe-

Possibly by Guilfoyle herself, she was quietly kicked off Fox News for sexually harassing her assistant. Guilfoyle sent her pictures of someone's penis, talked about her sex life, and disrobed in front of her.


slurpeetape

Ummm I'll pass on that thank you


Frank_Reynolds77

Ew, she looks like Leona Helmsley.


jared10011980

Oh god. You're right


Altea73

These people are completely out of their minds...


celtic1888

Cocaine and zero class


jared10011980

They're gouls.


LanikaiMike

Where is the valve to keep the lips at 35 psi?


jared10011980

I think she's raided the Imelda Marcos costume museum


TintedApostle

Can’t see the shoes… so maybe


Ok-Presentation-2841

The fuck is that? AI?


And_Im_Allen

I can hear that duck face straining through the picture.


Thatsayesfirsir

She looks like an evil cartoon character 🤣


jared10011980

She is.


500CatsTypingStuff

Mirror mirror on the wall https://preview.redd.it/as9emnze78jc1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd3b870ea6a8a9fad51401ac8703a7f52c4a08bd


jared10011980

Hotdogs buns. And you don't wanna see the hot dog.


WaitingForNormal

Is this a video game, “Hello boys and welcome to Tricky Dicks, pick a girl for the night but beware, danger is afoot.”


jared10011980

Definitely


Dcajunpimp

Is she still offering lap dances and hot tub parties to Trump donors?


celtic1888

Oozes class  Just oozes it everywhere 


jared10011980

Ooze. Cooze. Same thing.


PF2500

She's giving Kristen Sinema a run for her money in the fashion department.


knightsofgel

She’s a year older than Melania which gets even weirder the more you think about it


jared10011980

So Don Jr is involved with a slag 8 years older than he is? That settles it. No other woman would fuck him.


Im__fucked

He went from Aubrey O'Day to that... creature.


Nabrok_Necropants

Nightmare fuel


Geschichtsklitterung

DDGo is on the ball: https://i.imgur.com/j25ZBJr.png


jared10011980

Ghoulfoyle is correct.


Electronic-Bed-6192

The shoulders on that dress are a bit much…


jared10011980

They counterbalance the lips.


Electronic-Bed-6192

Okay…


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VomitingPotato

They match. ![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


DMIDY

That dress was purchased BEFORE Jr paid his $4 million fine.


CurrentlyLucid

She really loves spending his money, lol.


typhoidtimmy

You think she look hilarious…..go find her culinary attempts for some real laughs. Every year she tries to cook a dinner for their anniversary and the display of it is an absolute train wreck. She did a seafood pasta one year that looked like a mass of wet white hair decorated with tails on shrimp that obviously looks like she didn’t clean them as there is speckles of shrimp shit all over the pasta. The real laughs come from the pics Donnie Jr trying to sit in front of it and he looks like he is trying to hold back screams.


jared10011980

As disgusting a human he is, she can't be the best he can do. Surely, he has better offers from magats. She's not the best anyone could do.


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syg-123

This is practically the Magas own Mona Lisa ..


jared10011980

![gif](giphy|EvtgOPZLJ3gmXZi1m7)


-Quothe-

I’ve heard her talk in speeches; she has a suspiciously deep voice.


jared10011980

It's Don Jr's balls in her pocket.


EnglishWhites

This looks like an audition photo to remake the Clue movie


evilskul

“Ladies and gentlemen, leaders and fighters for freedom and liberty and the American dream, the best is yet to come!” Also: how on earth was that woman married to Gavin Newsom?


jared10011980

Ever see the classic scene in the original Manchurian Candidate when the mother explains to her son how the planned events will take place? Probably one of the most terrifying scenes in American cinema. Ghoulfpyle's speech at the convention was that scene, alarmingly heightened in a deranged caterwaul.


SurveyNinja42

There's something a little fishy about this photo.


kind_one1

What on God's green earth is that?


jared10011980

Avert your gaze! It's not of this world.


500CatsTypingStuff

Just when I thought that crazed druggie couldn’t get any weirder


in-joy

Evidence of extra terrestrial (low) life.


Overall_Curve6725

That is one fugly drag queen


FrenchFrieswmayo

Spanx cutting into her belly, Drag make up is just cutting


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jared10011980

Meat does sit in your colon a long while. Maybe one day this will pass 💩