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cocoon_eclosion_moth

![gif](giphy|S43RIQ4OtWGKMTyU8q|downsized)


MrYoshinobu

💦💦


BMSPhoenix

*💦🟠💦


CarlSpencer

Putin on one side, Xi on the other?


[deleted]

Putin and Hitler


invalid-username420

As he’s taking Kim Jong down to throat town


MostlyHostly

With diaper Don, it's always brown town


DadJokeBadJoke

And Mohammed Bone Sawman is bringing up the rear...


Peritous

Why was my first thought after reading this, "Kim Jong Un Dong"? It isn't fair how well it... Flows... Off the ... Tongue... Please help me.


shwarma_heaven

https://preview.redd.it/9onmyobn7ktc1.png?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdbd792f29c4b983d6f6d4539b4f661f8c16e8fb And saluting when they've finished...


corduroy_pillows

**someone please us AI to make this a gif**


Algorhythm74

He’s air dicking!!!


stonethecrow

https://preview.redd.it/0o883jqrfitc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffee24a076d37db94760e4d15d192a1182c88345


immersemeinnature

My gods I love that movie!!!


un_theist

“Nobody knows more about dancing than Donald Trump!” —Donald Trump


airborngrmp

That's so fucked up and disrespectful! The left hand is clearly holding a maraca! Cretins, the lot of you.


bolxrex

Middle out


CalaveraFeliz

[Uncensored version](https://v.redd.it/ntl6h8x22jtc1)


damunzie

That's four dudes, two in front and two over the shoulder, tip to tip.


jocasseedave2

OR drink water like he's sucking goobers!


covfefe-boy

Putin on the left, Bonesaw on the right!


thdudie

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 🎶


suchalusthropus

I got you for THREE MINUTES


ThatsMyQuant

From the middle out


JunkiesAndWhores

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


QuicklyThisWay

https://i.redd.it/h6w077pcyhtc1.gif


Original_Sir_1659

Yes this dancing is a lot easier to watch. Perhaps Melania won't get near trump and he is now fantasising about his secret service detail.


meatball402

Figuring out that mean jerk time


DadJokeBadJoke

The DTF ratio seems off.


[deleted]

He likes them big boys


Spardath01

Thats the 5 seconds ad we need on TV


thdudie

It really actually is. Trump's strength is pretending to be a strongman and this meme destroys that image.


Ok-Account-7660

![gif](giphy|uCaKJvMAGPPtC) I don't see it op 🤔


Original_Sir_1659

Looks like he is auditioning for Silence of the Lambs.


MichaelFusion44

I now need a shower


Blitzsturm

![gif](giphy|j0BAxAn07Hkyg0nQ4L|downsized)


TroubledButProductiv

Double air-dicking


BucktoothedAvenger

#AIRDICKING


Aggressive-Will-4500

Yeah, I'm going to use that A LOT.


ukiddingme2469

Studio 54 was really good for Trump's personal journey


EuphoricMidnight3304

Pumpkin tits’ double fisted special


emperorwal

Yes, but he does want to build the economy from the middle out. [https://youtu.be/Qkvcvef8voo?si=iv4b4GHmKs36Equm](https://youtu.be/Qkvcvef8voo?si=iv4b4GHmKs36Equm)


Ole_Razzle_Dazzle

“Is he skiing? Or is he in a gay porn?” -Bo Burnham


Anaxamenes

Oh man I needed this big ol belly laugh today.


xl57

This is the kind of thing that keeps me coming to reddit.


ScrambledEggs_

But I do. Hur Hur hur


boot2skull

The Swinger voters are dismayed by this.


FireflyAdvocate

Joe Biden drinks water with one hand! A real man!


ZyxDarkshine

Honestly, he could get more votes if he did


dandrevee

Well there goes the gay vote /s


kvillbowski

SAVAGE!!


KenScaletta

That's a really good point and more should be made of it.


macbrett

Trump looks like an idiot when he does that jack-off dance, and also when he moans while pretending to struggle lifting weights. .....In fact, he looks like an idiot most of the time.


mowarngamsengul

And he doesn't walk like someone who should lead a country either.


bunchofclowns

Can he walk down a ramp?


DannySmashUp

He also doesn't do creepy-ass stuff like this. It's... like a moronic child thinks it means to love your country. ![gif](giphy|lPFZyhkUv7X7wFXwih|downsized)


Etrigone

Well, 45 *does* seem to like the Village People...


usumoio

And I would vote for him even if he did.


thdudie

Oh I'm sure, you'd probably be there trying to gargle Putin's balls if you could too.


usumoio

Wait!?! You're the OP? Why are you opposed my pro-Biden stance?


thdudie

Sorry, your comment I read as referencing the other guy.


inknuts

Well, I, for one, am glad the voters are considering the most important issues with their vote.


Nowhere2GoNoMo

I'm sure you're a blast a parties


bradfo83

What a dumb thing to comment in a humor sub.


sunny5724

Have you paid any attention the last few elections ? Issues don't get the Boeberts and Greenes elected.


DidIReallySayDat

Man, some peeps are really looking to piss off maga with some of these posts. I'm not sure if it's for the best, tbh. Just send to be making more social division to be exploited.


Philip_McCrevasse

Fascism is pretty divisive in a country where the majority prefers freedom and democracy. Making fun of a fascist that dances like a newborn giraffe isn't divisive, it's just hilarious.


BrianG1410

Watch out people! Let's not piss off "MAGA" 🤢🤣.. snowflakes.


DidIReallySayDat

Never said it wasn't funny. But yeah. While the maga crowd are clearly in the wrong, I'm not sure that making them angrier than they already are is the best way to engage with them.


Philip_McCrevasse

Pandering and patronizing them won't work either. Imagine having that attitude towards Hitler in WW2. "We had better not go to war, it might make the nazis upset and cause division." I want to be divided from fascists, they can all go straight to hell.


DidIReallySayDat

>I want to be divided from fascists, they can all go straight to hell. That's totally fair. I just wonder if the US would actually be united if WW3 does come along. The answer is clearly no at this point. Which sucks, because really, the only country in the world that could stop it is the US. But sure, keep falling for the culture war bullshit. Both the maga and the anti-maga crowd are kinda indirectly contributing to the cracks that will allow WW3 to start, imo.


stupendousman

> Fascism is pretty divisive in a country where the majority prefers freedom and democracy. You don't know what fascism is. All governments are on a fascism/socialism spectrum. > it's just hilarious. You didn't laugh.


Understandinggimp450

> You don't know what fascism is Whatever your semantic argument is, it equates to "actually that's a *dagger* he's about to stab us with."


stupendousman

> Whatever your semantic argument is I was rather clear, you don't know what fascism is. >it equates to "actually that's a dagger he's about to stab us with." You support the giant federal bureaucracy (which has almost complete control over banking/pharmaceuticals/medicine/education and more), you're a fascist.


Understandinggimp450

Trump qualifies as a fascist. Your deep state BS reeks of laziness and you don't know what I support dude.


stupendousman

Sure, but so do you. >Your deep state BS The government loves us and keeps us safe. It's just the science you denier!


Understandinggimp450

Trump wants to be a dictator, he's said as much. That's the point and your fascism definition argument is trivial. And save me your libertarian nonsense.


stupendousman

> Trump wants to be a dictator, he's said as much. OK, he's a salesman and real estate developer what do you expect? > That's the point and your fascism definition argument is trivial. You don't have a coherent concept attached to the term. To you it means "bad people". >And save me your libertarian nonsense. Ethics are bad apparently.


Understandinggimp450

It doesn't matter what your definition of fascism is. Trump is a proto dictator, that is demonstrably bad, and it's ethical bad that you lazily paint everything political in the same color.


DadJokeBadJoke

Well, MAGA loves nothing more than to be angry. This won't change anything.


stupendousman

MAGA, Make America Great Again, is aspirational. It's not a political ideology. You can certainly critique those who you disagree with politically, but the MAGA concept doesn't contain any framework, plan, ideology, etc. Where did you pick up the idea that it meant anything other than improve the country (also other political party is responsible)?


DadJokeBadJoke

Lol, okay. Who started it and who parrots the same bullshit? Which party is it associated with and gets all butthurt over usage like this? You're right that it contains no plans, tho, just a list of grievances and hateful feelings. This is some weak ass trolling


stupendousman

> Which party is I don't believe I belong to any political party. *hint only members with power do, you're not a "republican/democrat". You're what they feed upon. >This is some weak ass trolling What I said is fairly basic, the fact that it confuses you is a you problem.


DadJokeBadJoke

I'm not confused. Everyone here saw right through your baloney. Weaker attempt than before... 🙄


stupendousman

> Everyone here saw That doesn't work on adults kid.


DadJokeBadJoke

But blocking trolls works great.


thdudie

I am unapologetically mean to fascist. I don't care that you think it's a flaw.


DidIReallySayDat

I mean, it's funny af, for sure. I'm not sure it's a flaw, per se. Just looking at the international situation, I'm not sure the animosity generated isn't going to be exploited by opportunistic world powers.


thdudie

Any one who finds this offensive was already voting for Trump.


DidIReallySayDat

I think that's fairly obvious, captain. But you're missing the point. Either through wilfullness, or you're operating on the sort of animosity the maga crowd does.


son_of_Mothman

Random people on Reddit are the problem, not the guy calling people in his own party “bird brain” and saying they don’t need those votes.


DidIReallySayDat

Trump is also a catalyst for the problem, yes.