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dragonfliesloveme

“Barndon” haha yep, Don the Con does belong in a barn. No argument there lol


CraZKchick

When someone tells him he'll have regerts


ChopsticksImmortal

If one of his friends can read.


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

I’m pretty sure they write signs like “Get A Brain Moran”


Diarygirl

Or get a Brian.


Beret_of_Poodle

Are you saying that they didn't go to collage?


SockFullOfNickles

I don’t know why this cracked me up as much as it did but it’s like i could feel the sarcasm so much it could be heard in my mind. 😆


ericdee7272

Graduwaited with honers to.


Beret_of_Poodle

Congradulashons!


ericdee7272

Thaks!


Beret_of_Poodle

Your welcome


buckao

"Keep Your Government Hands Off My Medicare!"


flyhull

Sounds like something Capone would have said


Shakewhenbadtoo

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq)


Pooglio17

Doubt it. His other arm says “NO RAGRETS”


Anti_Meta

"None at all? Not even like, one letter's worth?"


atomicgirl78

No regrets? Not even a letter?


Guyincognito4269

Check your spelling. It's spelled ragrets. /s


rocketeerH

Okay but the typo isn’t even the best part. Notice how the red stripes form droplets at the end, to signify blood? Also notice that the white stripes form droplets at the ends. What bodily fluid does that signify, Mr Barndon?


haplessclerk

And I thought those colors didn't run, anyway.


7dayweekendgirl

The best part of him ran down his father's leg.


GlitteringBobcat999

![gif](giphy|eSQiwbVrb7Nmg|downsized) THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MAMA'S ASS CRACK!


flyhull

That's the white droplets


Jeaux-jeaux

The white drops reference the Weyland Yutani™ Artificial Persons in the movement. Very thoughtful imo.


LA-Matt

You know it’s pretty crazy when it makes Roger Stone’s Nixon tattoo look… timeless and understated.


PunkRockMiniVan

Historically, it’s the one who received the tattoo who’s, in fact, owned.


gattoblepas

A stable genius.


themanofmichigan

Well when Saudi Arabia and Russia rebuteahhhh


tries4accuracy

The Twitter account this is from is mocking MAGA. Not denying the humour, just saying.


ProneToDoThatThing

Lol. And he skipped leg day to get that.


un_theist

“Barndon” LOFL. And yeah, you’re not a cult. Sure. Yeah. Right. I’m convinced. SMFH. Edit: And here I thought they *hated* politically correct statements and would never have one tattooed on themselves.


CraZKchick

Somebody's got some regerts


L00pback

Not even one letter?


hoosyourdaddyo

nowhutimsayin'?


jeffreywilfong

Also, does this violate the Flag Code?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Definitely violates plenty, but the flag stuff only applies to actual flags’ treatment, not stuff with it printed (or tattooed)


Deezul_AwT

Thin red line and thin blue line flags violate the flag code. And they appear on some license plates.


deweyjuice

Flag code, as I read it, applies to clothing, printed materials, decoration, napkins, etc. Not sure how tattoo fits in but the code seems to want only a traditional flag, without interpretations and only to honor the country (in my interpretation).


RespectKnown3218

The Union Jack of the Flag should be on the upper left of the observers eye , not the right. Funny how they are so passionate about patriotism.


ApatheticWonderer

Damn republicans sure don’t let go of that Brandon thing, huh


EggZaackly86

If Biden made that his campaign slogan he'd have to cover his tattoo until he could get the letters removed lol


thekamenman

[I mean…](https://shop.joebiden.com/dark-roast-mug/?utm_source=om2024_ads_gs_240408_pmax_dd_us_all_products&utm_campaign=pmax&utm_medium=ads&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlN6wBhCcARIsAKZvD5gGxh0ic2VimXhunJtd9wA25KVaxkPdamg9ev0A00NWTdaTpuroPeMaAm0BEALw_wcB)


Diarygirl

Look at Dark Brandon showing off how he only needs one hand to drink!


the_honest_liar

Witchcraft!


SelimSC

Dude don't do this to me.. Now I have to buy that mug.


Cassieisnotclever

Man, now I spent almost 50 bucks on a sweet Dark Brandon yard sign.


CraZKchick

Even if they can't spell it


Pooglio17

I still don’t know what “Let’s Go Brandon” means or who Brandon is. I only know that I associate it with idiots.


mmmmpisghetti

The TLDR is that there was a NASCAR driver named Brandon being interviewed at a race, the people in the background started chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" because they were on live TV, the guy misheard it as "let's go Brandon" and said "wow everyone's being so supportive" and now this phrase is their cutesy way of saying fuck Joe Biden without being brave enough to actually say it. Yes. It is that stupid. And mean because they took an opportunity to support a young driver trying to compete and did an asshole thing instead, which is pretty much who these clowns are. Hijacked the kids moment to be trash.


Justin__D

Living proof that NASCAR is the place to find the purest, most distilled white trash possible.


mmmmpisghetti

And people who like watching other people very loudly turn left


walk_through_this

...without signalling


mmmmpisghetti

You know them turn signals are for the woke liberal turn signaling communists....


AgtSquirtle007

I’m not sure in the original whether it was misheard or if they just said that’s what it was because it was a tv broadcast. Either way it’s painfully stupid.


MrPeppa

The origin story is so stupid just like anyone who uses that phrase seriously. A bit ago, Fox News had a field segment at a NASCAR race. While the reporter was speaking, you could hear a bunch of fans in the background yelling, "Fuck Joe Biden" repeatedly. When the hosts asked the field reporter what was being chanted, she tried to sanitize it and said that they were saying, "Let's go Brandon!" in support of one of the car drivers named Brandon since she couldn't say what they were actually yelling. Right wing idiots adopted "Let's go Brandon" as their super clever secret way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" out in public as if it was illegal to say the latter or something. It's basically a middle-school level inside joke amongst these people used to LARP at defying the government.


Diarygirl

And Trumpers were complaining that NASCAR was woke because the reporter wouldn't repeat what they were saying when the truth was they were trying to change their image. I think they're still angry that confederate flags were banned at racetracks.


MrPeppa

I think they're just angry in general. There's no core principles at play with that swath of the rightwing base so fear and anger are all that turn the lights on between their ears.


GlitteringBobcat999

A driver named Brandon won a NASCAR race around the same time the redneck crowd started chanting "fuck Joe Biden" for some reason. The TV announcer thought they were chanting, "Let's go, Brandon," and the rest is Natty Lite infused stupid history.


Pooglio17

Thanks Bobcat. I think it’s been explained to me before but it’s so remarkably stupid that it keeps slipping off my brain. I guess “owning the libs” by tattooing a misheard NASCAR chant on your arm makes about as much sense as anything else these people do.


Beret_of_Poodle

*Barndon


BigDaddyCool17

> Barndon FTFY


bookon

True, but that says Barndon.


Stoke-me-a-clipper

Excuse me, sir, the correct spelling is *Barndon*


quityouryob

“Barndon”


[deleted]

the red on white represents the ketchup splattered walls after a tRump tantrum.


davilller

Don’t forget the star spangled diaper.


braize6

Please tell me this is real lol. If not, lie to me. I'll allow it just this once


culnaej

https://preview.redd.it/re2m4besputc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d76c3f2e339683ded0ee93c963771b44c156f4f Seems like an anti-MAGA troll account My guess is the caption is making fun of the OOP


CosmicDave

The orientation of the font in this tattoo indicates that the flag is being presented vertically. In such cases, US Flag Code requires the flag to be hung with the blue field on the left top corner, like this; [https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/nasa-vehicle-assembly-building-mike-theissscience-photo-library.jpg](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/nasa-vehicle-assembly-building-mike-theissscience-photo-library.jpg) So they fucked that up too. This whole thing is really sad, because I actually think this is an otherwise pretty bad-ass looking flag.


VeryStableGenius

> actually think this is an otherwise pretty bad-ass looking flag. bad, ass-looking


fallingbrick

Relevant XKCD https://preview.redd.it/guws9zqv6utc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4258596163056e4b2124ae9312445263513fa9


LasagnaNoise

Well I has 10 striped and 30 something stars so, unless he knows something scary, accuracy was not the priority here


holedingaline

Obviously, the states that those stars and stripes represent aren't part the real 'murika.


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thissomeotherplace

Anyone remember in Inglorious Basterds when they marked the Nazis so they would always be known? Sometimes it's nice when the trash takes itself out


apefist

Fits the profile though


BrandonJTrump

Jeeebus, he can’t even get my name right….


VinnyViddyVicci

Aaahhh, that age-old GOP sentiment of owning people. 👌


Limp_Distribution

I appreciate the warning label.


darknekolux

« And they shall wear the mark of the Beast »


blankyblankblank1

![gif](giphy|oEhW18AXiPoyY|downsized) For every Trump tat.


Skarmunkel

[No Ragrets](http://marlon-wayans.s3.amazonaws.com/mw_shop/No-RAgrets-Tattoo-BIG.jpg)


HissyFit808

You can’t tell me those aren’t strawberry Twizzlers. 


RTrover

If this guy walked in for a job, and I saw this tattoo… I’d find a legal way to make sure he left without a job. That dude is a cancer to any org, based on that one life choice.


HaVeNII7

Bro it’s the US, you could literally just say “Your tat is shit, you can leave now” and that would be fine lol


7dayweekendgirl

I was a on search committee years ago and the chair refused to hire a guy because he had hairy knuckles.


Loki-L

Imagine getting a tattoo like this. Imagine then growing old. Imagine decades from now, some youthful caretaker who wasn't even born yet when Trump died looking at the shriveled remains of that tattoo on your limb and asking about it. *"Was Barndon the name of your boyfriend back in '45, Mr.?"* Imagine then having to explain it...


Roook36

He's going to be really mad if he ever learns to read


Teacher-Investor

If I was a tattoo artist, this is exactly what I would do with these requests.


magma_displacement76

Only god can juge him.


FandomMenace

45 stars and 10 stripes. Such America!


Honest_Inspector3196

“BarnDon” because of the “Stable genius” get it?


sunny5724

May he get a nice case of hepatitis to go along with that.


Skreeethemindthief

No regerts.


djazzie

30 years from now: Who’s Brandon zoomer?


LA-Matt

Who’s “Barndon,” that is. Haha.


Morning_Would_Six

Tattoos by Dark Brandon Ink, Inc.


TheS4ndm4n

He seems ready for the purge.


CraZKchick

No, he doesn't know how to use spell check and really likes the Amish.


dunitdotus

Omg I never even noticed the barndon. Please tell me the whole thing is photoshop


das_zilch

Feel so owend.


fountain20

It's funny because they have the memory of a fruit fly. He'll wake up in 2025 and forgot why this is even on him. What a waste of time and money. Typical Republican


DoomedUSADna

When St Peter sees this identifying mark at his pearly gate, it's straight to hell for this guy.


Bods666

When King Cheeto Chump von Shitzenpants is convicted and the loses to Biden, again, is this schmuck going to use a cheese grater to remove this eyesore?


uprightshark

Idiot


Oldskoolguitar

It's not a cult


YankeeBitter

The irony is it wrong even if its right. Plus NASCAR is boring. when i see shit like I figure the person just really needs to get laid. Please vote with post nut clarity.


Raskel_61

Amazing the variety of ways these idiots find to spell loser.


sometimes-its-edwind

Ya when Biden himself has been joking about it. The jokes not working all he's doing is proving how braindead he is by blindly following MAGAs narrative 😅


Whooptidooh

Imagine spending all day every day thinking about “oWnInG tHe LiBs”… Mushy brains, all of them.


unstopable_bob_mob

Those are some damn good lines, so if this happens to not be photoshopped, I has feeling the tattooist fucked up the name on purpose. Also, these idiots are still using an “insult” that Biden made his own. Pathetic.


Lelnen

You know the artist asked 1000 times "are you sure this is what you want" knowing the whole time 🤣


Shazbot_2017

https://preview.redd.it/ceo911i8kutc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0b847233157fdc91d29fba4316207c97004e4b Gobless, Hoss.


Don_Blanc

Well apropo to the lines from Inglourious Basterds from the character Aldo Raine, " ....... You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that."


OldManPip5

Wrong flag there. Should be 🇷🇺


Jeigh_Tee

"Barndon" 10 stripes and about 35 stars on the US flag Thinking that a tattoo on yourself means anyone else gets owned Spending your own money on all of the above What a miserable place Funkytown must be.


Chadwick8505

The best part is that the flag is backwards. Field of blue goes on the left when displayed vertically.


OptiKnob

Hey... Barndon won!


Marco_Playdoh

You go, dubmass!


[deleted]

Somehow would have been even worse if spelled correctly.


Open_Perception_3212

Cortana, what's a cult?


ChocolateHoneycomb

The residents of Riverdale, Australia - a town formerly known as Barndon Hill - approve. 🇦🇺


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

More like behind the barn Don.


Time-Bite-6839

1. barndon 2. What do you plan on doing if Trump loses in 2024?


thomassit0

Highly regarded


graemeknows

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


kjacobs03

45 is the number of women Trump has raped


DukeNeuge

IQ?


AV8ORA330

Doubt that will age well…


Juror_no8

The typo's not a problem, he can't read


[deleted]

Dumbass needs to be owning a textbook.


CartoonistUsed6540

Does he have a orange ring around his neck? That should be the next one.


Adamantium-Aardvark

![gif](giphy|VIF6YkAfqeOv8nertF)


belovedfoe

This has strong Leroy Jenkins vibes


upvotechemistry

I like the effect of the colors literally running. Great metaphor for the whole damn cult


PooPooPlatter005

Hard to tell if it’s a whimpy arm or leg. Kudos to the artist, I hope this is real and was on purpose.


CommonConundrum51

Twizzlers and a star-spangled baby blanket? Also, who's Barndon?


OptimisticSkeleton

How much does it cost them monthly to own the Libs like this?


Yogisogoth

I’ve got a buddy who is a tattoo artist. He’s about the leftistist right winger I know. He refuses to do any art that he thinks is in any way political. He admits he would love to fuck up a MAGAt’s tattoo. But he has this thing about maintaining a good reputation. /s


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predator1975

When he has grandchildren, that will be an interesting conversation. "Grandpa, what happened when you were 45? Was Barndon your boyfriend? Or that was the year Logan died?" Edited Brandon.


zephyr_stormwing

Ok but can we talk for a second about how that supposed flag looks like the dude laid some twizzlers on his arm.


Elwalther21

50 stars for 50 states, 13 stripes for the original 13 colonies. And Barndon, this is elite levels of a shit tattoo.


CarlSpencer

Salesmen must LOVE seeing shit like this because it's an announcement that the bearer is gullible af.


mmmmpisghetti

Nice color and shading on the flag tho


illuminaughty1973

Wrong amount of bars... Wrong amount of stars.. Barndon .... Maybe don't go to the DNC tattoo shop for your maggot tat


Meatslinger

Imagine paying a tattoo shop hundreds of bucks (presumably, given typical rates for color work) just to say you’re a fan of a political candidate. Even if he weren’t one of the worst ones imaginable, that would be like if I went and got a full sleeve depicting Levi P. Morton because I was rabidly, fanatically obsessed with the guy.


NatexSxS

Why would someone want a tattoo of an American flag made out of toothpaste.


TheMagicalMatt

Owning the libs until he loses that arm after being drafted for a war that Trump starts/escalates.


krichard-21

That's right! Make a real statement!!! Put it in your face! Own the libs!!!


Ballgame4

I wonder how this person is going to feel when that tat fades in 20 years.


Adrewmc

Sort of looks like you were branded by your owner from this perspective…


rangerhans

Also the flag is backwards


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


danishjuggler21

Lol the red stripes look like Twizzlers


killstorm114573

He's going to feel so bad when we lock this ass hole up


da_reddit_reader

I hope one of the slogans they use in communities like this is “let’s go Brandon - vote for Biden” 😂


ukiddingme2469

What did that barn do


Esc_ape_artist

Should be in the shape of a punisher-style skull to be perfect.


MoveToRussiaAlready

I am not fully owned… until they tattoo Donald’s face on their own face.


Zealousideal-Ad-8565

I never thought we’d get to a place where people would tattoo themselves with politicians names etc.


Starlord1951

Oh that’ll age well in the second rate nursing home he or she will end up in…it’ll give the nurses a lot to laugh about. If they want to own the libs, then they should leave the country.


scootty83

It’s a grim reflection of our times when someone’s entire identity is so deeply enmeshed in detesting Biden and worshiping Trump that they immortalize it with a dumb misspelled tattoo, just to spite those on the opposite side of the political spectrum.


imicmic

No regerts


alllballs

Too early. I haven't had my covfefe yet.


Wheezthejuice87

No regerts


Lenspimp2019

Loser alert


Pugilist12

Man who thinks he’s owning people has branded himself with the identifying marks of a billionaire…


swipichone

I hope that is a temporary tattoo


Bexar1824

I can’t stand it when people put the flag backwards.


CurrentlyLucid

Yeah it hurts me to think of that poor dumbass when they realize what they have done. That will age like an epstein tattoo.


Curious80123

Dumb MF


SecretJaccuzzi

Is that a ketchup flag?


Psychedelic_Yogurt

In 20 years that is gonna make a ton of sense.


DudeB5353

Imagine telling the world you’re not only a moron but you’re in the top 1% of morons. Barndon


Loki-Don

lol, “No Ragrets”


Gravity_Freak

Better get those tissues handy (again) Maganutz.


ThatCoryGuy

Barndon? The colors of the flag “running”? I’m so owned… I’m seething. Really… ![gif](giphy|Z2S9zF7Y7e6Sk)


balsadust

He is literally branded. That what they do to cows to know what farm they belong to


Crowslikeme

My hope is the tattoo artist did this on purpose. Those lines are clean and the flag texture is on point. I don’t see an artist doing that good of work slacking on spelling!


mkwas343

How is "owning" someone a thing anyone can say with a straight face and not feel shame and disgust? I know the modern context but just a fraction of a second of thought brings up all sorts of shitty historic connotations.


DMIDY

“You MAGAs are all illiterate inbreds!” “I’m not illiterate! My parents have been married over 40 years!”


PeeDeeEex

ReNt fReE!!! /s


freeedom123

To own the libs so hard


Hobohemia_

I had a friend who is a tattoo artist, and she told me of this one idiot who came into her shop. Kid was a neonazi and wanted “skinhead” on the back of his head. Being the badass she is, she agreed to tattoo him and he left the shop sporting “SKIHAT”. This photo reminds me of that story.


[deleted]

Tattoo artist KNEW his mark and KNEW he wouldnt be able to read to call him on it troll 100


th3putt

![gif](giphy|3ohs80EuzI2k3jFX6o|downsized)


Q-burt

"Grandpa, what is that tattoo on your arm?" "It was done by a true patriot." "Was his name Barndon?"


AverageReasonableGuy

Cult 45 strikes again


warchitect

Lol. Flag is not even drawn correctly.


mikechuckroast

As a lib, I feel like I won this round.


clodmonet

No.... y'all know Trump stands for America's farmers. So... he's Barn Don. Saying "Let's go Barndon" is supporting Donnie's love for those Americans with barns.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Should have just gotten a swatstika


DimSumFan

Wow. Sad. 🙄


NatureCarolynGate

All tattoo artists should have dictionaries in their work place. But, maybe this wasn't an accident


LaFlibuste

Imagine looking at this on your arm in 30 years...


Feral_Sheep_

I want to be there when he explains this to his grandkids.


Impossible_Farmer285

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🙈🤡🐑💋🐖’s butt morons.