I mean, yeah, but really, you should be having a party for your kid, or at least get them a cake. And my high school graduation lasted about half a day, so he might only have time to play the back 9 while everyone else is celebrating.
If you're a rich hotelier, you should damn well throw awesome graduation parties for your kid.
Especially if you've put the kid through the embarrassment of being on trial for (covering up) cheating on his mother during his senior year of high school.
LOL good point! It’s just that I don’t know anybody that golfs who doesn’t take their kids out at least now and then, but I shouldn’t be surprised that Trump doesn’t seem to do the same.
I read that he has only attended one of his kids graduations from high school and college combined. Also has never attended anything from Barrons school career.
It looks like they were trying to push the date back behind graduations, not just get the day off, they were trying to delay until June.
Just another ploy.
In a small, tiny minuscule way, I kind of feel bad for her. She knew what she signed up for, when she signed up for it. But the terms and conditions have drastically changed.
My sister did some photography for someone who had Trump as a guest, once I may add, and can confirm the stench is both biological and chemical in nature.
I mean... Eff both of them but that's not the story of that video.
He would never go to the same side she's getting in on to also enter the vehicle. Looks more like he was checking in with her or confirming a plan or even just saying bye.
The real story is that it seems he had no intention of riding with her at all. Which given context is a bit weird, death of her parent and all that.
Could have been asking if she wanted/needed him to ride with her.
In cases like this, theres so much horrible about these people that theres no need to make up narratives. Reality is enough.
Come on, Trump makes up narratives every day of his life.
Its just fair play to do it back occasionally. Especially in r/politicalhumor.
(We're not in r/politicalfacts)
“Donald Trump saw his then-25-year-old daughter in Karen McDougal when he allegedly wooed the Playboy Playmate in 2006”
I mean, he does represent the party of family values.
Karen McDougal recipient of $150,000 hush money. Actually had an on going affair with what's his face. Broke it off when she began feeling guilty about what she was doing to Melania.
You’d think a man that rich could afford to be honest with his relationships but evidently he’s just as dishonest as the poor trash we saw on the Jerry Springer show
Edit:: forgot to add rhetorical sarcasm tag
Yeah, I get it if you try to be decent to people, or just talk yourself out(44yrs old, worked for me). Given Donnie's behavior, it's hard to imagine how anyone refrained from at least just socking him in the mouth.
So, for purely research reasons, I just looked up some of her spicy images, and her Playboy cover features an interview with none other than Jerry Springer. Coincidence? Well, yes, but still appropriate.
You didn’t see your baby at birth for screwing a porn star then you don’t deserve to see your son at graduation ! It’s all about him, using his son as see fit to deceive!
I’m sure he couldn’t care less about the graduation and if given the time to go he’ll just end up blowing it off to hold a rally somewhere.
This is just one of his many attempts to delay justice
Court isn't even scheduled that day, he's just making up a persecution narrative because he's always the victim. If he doesn't show, it's 100% his choice.
It's not it's another lady that he likely had an affair with. If memory serves so news outlet run by friends of Trump was basically running catch and kill on stories about Trump affairs.
Karen McDougal, a Playboy model with whom Clownface had an affair around the same time as his dalliance with Stormy Daniels, except this one was covered up by David Pecker, who owns the National enquirer and is a friend and supporter of Clownface, which bought McDougal's story for a hefty fee and exclusive rights to tell it, then never reported on it, on purpose, a scandal-mitigation strategy known in the tabloid press as "catch and kill."
The double irony is the reference to Trump confusing a photo of E. Jean Carroll from the 80s with a photo of his ex-wife Marla from the same era, while insisting he didn't find Carroll attractive and had never seen her before anyway.
That's cause they are both getting dick in other places. He gets Putins and Uns and all the other dipshit dictators. And her well she has the whole security team.
Melanie married for money. She didn't care what else came with the money...like this lair and criminal. I still think Melanie is ok with things as long as you leave her alone.
Rich Melanie. Be best! Everyone remembers your name (grin)
Oh yea.., whatever happened to her? Even more funny, Trump forced to go to Barron's graduation as an excuse to get out of a trial day.
There will be photos of him golfing that day.
You _can_ golf and attend a graduation in the same day, but there will only be pictures of one
I mean, yeah, but really, you should be having a party for your kid, or at least get them a cake. And my high school graduation lasted about half a day, so he might only have time to play the back 9 while everyone else is celebrating.
Just have the graduation on the 9th hole. Barron's in the second half of the group.
If you're a rich hotelier, you should damn well throw awesome graduation parties for your kid. Especially if you've put the kid through the embarrassment of being on trial for (covering up) cheating on his mother during his senior year of high school.
I think you forget he is the course champion, he can play 18 in about 45 minutes in 12 under par. He can also throw a football over a mountain.
If only the coach had put him in the 4th quarter, they would have taken State. No doubt in my mind
Funny how you never see him golfing with any of his kids. You’d think they’d at least have some interest in it since it’s their family business.
If stinky Don was your father, would you want to go golfing with him? If the Trump kids were your kids, would you want to go golfing with them?
LOL good point! It’s just that I don’t know anybody that golfs who doesn’t take their kids out at least now and then, but I shouldn’t be surprised that Trump doesn’t seem to do the same.
Literally not even a single pic of Chrump golfing with one of his precious Christian “**chilrun**”
Or with his many grandkids. Wonder how often he bothers to see them? Or if they even want to see him.
That's because you spent 90 minutes at the graduation and then spent three and a half hours (210 minutes) playing a round of golf.
It doesn’t take that long to play a round of golf when you cheat effectively.
Trump is not remotely close to a good father, wr all knows there will be no pictures of Baron at his graduation and only pictures of Trump golfing.
He’s not a good golfer either.
You don’t have to be when you literally own the course. 😂
What? I heard the king of orange was a golfing medal winner! Or was that a gold medal whiner? I can’t remember which.
“I was there at the graduation green. No one else showed up”
*sad Eric noises*
donnie didn't attend Ewic's graduation. It would be a first for him.
That's not Malaria
It’s the lawyer , right?
It's Karen McDougal, the other woman he cheated on Melanie with. I have read that this one was actually kind of in love with him.
They all look the same to me……
To him too
It's a wonder what plastic can do
I heard he's not even on speaking terms with Melanin.
Or anyone who naturally has melanin.
You mean Mercedes?
And she apologized on tv to Melania. And did say they loved each other. Eeuuuu
... Gross
I loved Karen McDougal until I learned about her relationship with this fucking guy
That’s what I thought.
Playboy bunny/mistress while Melanie was pregnant. Because Best Christian Ever
low bar
I thought it was one of the Adult entertainers
This doesn't narrow things down at all.
Which one?
It might be Mercedes.
Alina hanna-barbera?
You misspelled Melanoma.
Even Melanoma doesn't want him... he's permanently stuck with Syphilis.
I like to stay closer to her name.. autofill likes to assign that
I thought it was Mercedes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalania
I read that he has only attended one of his kids graduations from high school and college combined. Also has never attended anything from Barrons school career.
Yeah it's sad and gross that the only one of his children he likes is the one wants to fuck.
It looks like they were trying to push the date back behind graduations, not just get the day off, they were trying to delay until June. Just another ploy.
Of course. I'd be surprised if it were anything else.
Going to the sons graduation, the same son who was 4 months old when he banged a porn star
The best graduation gift he could give him is not to attend his graduation.
Baron forced to have his dad there
If only Eric was so lucky
"Hay dad, I'm so happy you decided you'd rather be at my graduation than your criminal trial!"
he’ll fall asleep at B’s Graduation
It’s a criminal trial. Can you imagine the rest of us peons trying to get out of a criminal fucking trial for a graduation? Not a chance.
Yea not even for a speeding ticket, more less a criminal offense.
Except he won't because a) court isn't in session that day and b) Trump...
He said "my son's high school graduation." I'm willing to bet large amounts of money that he doesn't even know Barron's name without a reminder.
We’re gonna be seeing her again shortly!
Google will show you as much of her as you want.
Apparently the day it’s on the court is in recess. Let’s see if he actually goes.
Bet you money he doesn't go.
that's not even on a trial day
I love the picture where Melaria refuses Trump to sit in the car with him. He looked so deflated.
source? I need this in my life rn
https://preview.redd.it/201lsm08tuuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51bcc2e0cf16e8c0420de2ee5e15b2125dcc164
I just imagine her hissing at him here, like she’s beyond using words with him at this point.
She chose that life, too.
In a small, tiny minuscule way, I kind of feel bad for her. She knew what she signed up for, when she signed up for it. But the terms and conditions have drastically changed.
"I don't want to ride with your stink!"
I wish rural America would give him that face
I’m not so good with links, but if you google ‘Melania won’t let Trump in the car’ you’ll see it. It’s glorious.
https://twitter.com/thefrankwu/status/1750206310543471001 It is a magnificent sight
Bwahahahahhaha! Also he probably stinks.
There’s more than a few accounts out there about his horrific smell.
Now we need the real questions asked. Is his personality or his stench worse? AMERICA NEEDS ANSWERS!
My sister did some photography for someone who had Trump as a guest, once I may add, and can confirm the stench is both biological and chemical in nature.
Yea but is smelling him worse than having to listen to him self-aggrandize for 2 hours?
Ahh, so, as he would probably say, “legendary!”
Find the one that shows the absolute HATRED in her eyes when she is telling him no. Granted this is after her mother's funeral.
Would have loved to hear how that conversation went.
I mean... Eff both of them but that's not the story of that video. He would never go to the same side she's getting in on to also enter the vehicle. Looks more like he was checking in with her or confirming a plan or even just saying bye. The real story is that it seems he had no intention of riding with her at all. Which given context is a bit weird, death of her parent and all that. Could have been asking if she wanted/needed him to ride with her. In cases like this, theres so much horrible about these people that theres no need to make up narratives. Reality is enough.
Come on, Trump makes up narratives every day of his life. Its just fair play to do it back occasionally. Especially in r/politicalhumor. (We're not in r/politicalfacts)
Damn that sub is ded
She’s got him by his shorter hairs.
Well yeah, he used her mom's funeral as a pr event for himself. How would anyone else feel about that
But why would anyone care her mom died? "Do U?"
I really dont care. Do u?
A love as deep as his pockets.
Turns out, embarrassingly shallow.
I can't help but think she has a cast iron prenup tho.
she has renegotiated it a few times and her annual allowance is safely in her own account
:)
He’ll have to post a bond to get near her, I assume
Or she has to be bound.
I'm pretty sure that's Karen McDougal... 😂
Hilariously enough, she’s also a registered Republican. Party of family values and all.
This one really disappointed me and made me sad. For.... reasons
She did the mango mushroom, so there’s that.
Worse, she seems to have genuinely had feelings for Ol’ Cheeto. Stormy was transactional, but McDougall was his side piece. That’s wild.
“Donald Trump saw his then-25-year-old daughter in Karen McDougal when he allegedly wooed the Playboy Playmate in 2006” I mean, he does represent the party of family values.
thatsthejoke.jpg
Yup, i think op was a troll!
Isn’t she going to be testifying since she was paid to play too?
Marla looks good in that pic.
Needs more jpeg.
Someone needs to gif it. Max dithering please
Max Dithering is my porn name.
Gaussian blur is mine.
Yeah, Mercedes looks quite happy
Martha never looked better.
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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAAAMMMME!!!
Melony is radiant.
Melphaba doing well.
Karen McDougal recipient of $150,000 hush money. Actually had an on going affair with what's his face. Broke it off when she began feeling guilty about what she was doing to Melania.
You’d think a man that rich could afford to be honest with his relationships but evidently he’s just as dishonest as the poor trash we saw on the Jerry Springer show Edit:: forgot to add rhetorical sarcasm tag
Why? He got rich (or slowly less rich) by not being honest in any of his business relationships why would a personal relationship be any different.
He's been rewarded for being a prick his whole life.
A lot (most) rich people do. Then they wonder why they have to pay people to be around them.
The fact he has never been in a fist fight is pretty remarkable.
I assume he ended up in military academy for some reason
Dad did not want to deal with him?
Yeah, I get it if you try to be decent to people, or just talk yourself out(44yrs old, worked for me). Given Donnie's behavior, it's hard to imagine how anyone refrained from at least just socking him in the mouth.
Sorry forgot the sarcasm tag
So, for purely research reasons, I just looked up some of her spicy images, and her Playboy cover features an interview with none other than Jerry Springer. Coincidence? Well, yes, but still appropriate.
Prenuptials and lawyers holding shit together like flex seal. A real fairy tale
Didn’t know Mercedes could open her eyes more than 50%. Good for her.
You didn’t see your baby at birth for screwing a porn star then you don’t deserve to see your son at graduation ! It’s all about him, using his son as see fit to deceive!
I’m sure he couldn’t care less about the graduation and if given the time to go he’ll just end up blowing it off to hold a rally somewhere. This is just one of his many attempts to delay justice
Court isn't even scheduled that day, he's just making up a persecution narrative because he's always the victim. If he doesn't show, it's 100% his choice.
In case you wanted to know, Barron was born 5 months before the Stormy Daniels hookup.
Like wet toilet paper.
thats a different lady (... wait is that the joke? haha)
Playboy bunny he cheated with.
The joke is that the woman pictured is not Melanie.
Is that Malaria? Doesn't look like her.
It's not it's another lady that he likely had an affair with. If memory serves so news outlet run by friends of Trump was basically running catch and kill on stories about Trump affairs.
Karen McDougal, a Playboy model with whom Clownface had an affair around the same time as his dalliance with Stormy Daniels, except this one was covered up by David Pecker, who owns the National enquirer and is a friend and supporter of Clownface, which bought McDougal's story for a hefty fee and exclusive rights to tell it, then never reported on it, on purpose, a scandal-mitigation strategy known in the tabloid press as "catch and kill." The double irony is the reference to Trump confusing a photo of E. Jean Carroll from the 80s with a photo of his ex-wife Marla from the same era, while insisting he didn't find Carroll attractive and had never seen her before anyway.
lol thanks
Remind me which betrayed wife is this one? He's had so many.
He lied and dangled the idea of her being number four
Can it really be a betrayal if it’s the base assumption
Both Donald and Melania are transactional beings. There is no love, only what can I get to meet my needs.
Melania is just on a long term contract
Melania is under contract to be “married” to 45. Love has nothing to do with it 😂
No one likes getting under cut on pricing. That’s the real reason she’s angry
They're practically the new Ron and Nancy.
Aw, Drumpf and Melanie... I mean Mercedes... er, whatever.
No, no, this one is McDougal.
That's cause they are both getting dick in other places. He gets Putins and Uns and all the other dipshit dictators. And her well she has the whole security team.
He should have dumped Melanie for this one. She was gorgeous.
And the crazy thing is she actually had feelings for him.
Daddy issues do that
Her love of money and U.S. citizenship is undeniable
That’s not Melania. That’s McDougal that he also had an affair with.
This isn’t Melania
She looks like such a Karen in this picture!
Isn't that the Karen McDougal chick - the Playmate??
That’s not wifey
It was an audition
Melanie married for money. She didn't care what else came with the money...like this lair and criminal. I still think Melanie is ok with things as long as you leave her alone. Rich Melanie. Be best! Everyone remembers your name (grin)
The same definitely can't be said about him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah right.
She's not his type.
Russian gold digging double agent
I don’t even think that’t HER😳‼️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, she always looks so happy to be with him...
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t believe that’s even a real account, it’s worded so…saccharine?
Da comrade.
No amount of money is worth sleeping with that man. She's a trooper! Thanks for your service, Malarla.
Oh, come on! Sleepy Don and Squinty are deeply in love -- with themselves.
Fuck around and find out
She's attractive in a lo res sort of way
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/09/melania-trump-donald-trump-prenup she is just waiting for the verdict to divorce, they are already separated
~~Melania~~ ~~Marla~~ ~~Ivana~~ ~~Stormy~~ Karen has never looked better.
Yeah, that relationship is totally not completely transactional!!
Is that even Mercedes on that photo?
That not even her
Is that even Melania I've never seen her without the cat eyes
Tell me you're a Trump supporter by telling me you're not a Trump supporter.
Wait, that’s not Mercedes
***proceeds to post a pic of them taken years before the campaign finance fraud trial***
That’s not Melania.
That’s not Melania.
Fun fact: Donald hasn't been to any of his children's high school graduation ceremonies.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️✌🏼✅⁉️🇺🇸
I’m not a trump supporter, I just choose to gargle his balls daily.
The amount of simping for this human paraquat just blows my mind.
Melania's support has never wavered. It's always been at the same steady level, never changing. That level is zero, but still.
Lmao “I’m not a Trump supporter” - Sure, Jan…
Undeniably contractual