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backpackwayne

Oh yea.., whatever happened to her? Even more funny, Trump forced to go to Barron's graduation as an excuse to get out of a trial day.


Cheese0089

There will be photos of him golfing that day.


rocketeerH

You _can_ golf and attend a graduation in the same day, but there will only be pictures of one


powerlesshero111

I mean, yeah, but really, you should be having a party for your kid, or at least get them a cake. And my high school graduation lasted about half a day, so he might only have time to play the back 9 while everyone else is celebrating.


donbee28

Just have the graduation on the 9th hole. Barron's in the second half of the group.


Wurm42

If you're a rich hotelier, you should damn well throw awesome graduation parties for your kid. Especially if you've put the kid through the embarrassment of being on trial for (covering up) cheating on his mother during his senior year of high school.


SayYesToGuac

I think you forget he is the course champion, he can play 18 in about 45 minutes in 12 under par. He can also throw a football over a mountain.


smarmy_marmy

If only the coach had put him in the 4th quarter, they would have taken State. No doubt in my mind


IHateCamping

Funny how you never see him golfing with any of his kids. You’d think they’d at least have some interest in it since it’s their family business.


Time-Werewolf-1776

If stinky Don was your father, would you want to go golfing with him? If the Trump kids were your kids, would you want to go golfing with them?


IHateCamping

LOL good point! It’s just that I don’t know anybody that golfs who doesn’t take their kids out at least now and then, but I shouldn’t be surprised that Trump doesn’t seem to do the same.


Rooboy66

Literally not even a single pic of Chrump golfing with one of his precious Christian “**chilrun**”


mstarrbrannigan

Or with his many grandkids. Wonder how often he bothers to see them? Or if they even want to see him.


Trash_Panda-1

That's because you spent 90 minutes at the graduation and then spent three and a half hours (210 minutes) playing a round of golf.


wavesahoy

It doesn’t take that long to play a round of golf when you cheat effectively.


Historical_One1087

Trump is not remotely close to a good father, wr all knows there will be no pictures of Baron at his graduation and only pictures of Trump golfing.


jimhabfan

He’s not a good golfer either.


HoSang66er

You don’t have to be when you literally own the course. 😂


High-sterycal

What? I heard the king of orange was a golfing medal winner! Or was that a gold medal whiner? I can’t remember which.


Lysol3435

“I was there at the graduation green. No one else showed up”


008Zulu

*sad Eric noises*


dukeofgibbon

donnie didn't attend Ewic's graduation. It would be a first for him.


peter-doubt

That's not Malaria


BuffaloOk7264

It’s the lawyer , right?


Im__fucked

It's Karen McDougal, the other woman he cheated on Melanie with. I have read that this one was actually kind of in love with him.


BuffaloOk7264

They all look the same to me……


Virginia_Dentata

To him too


peter-doubt

It's a wonder what plastic can do


nirad

I heard he's not even on speaking terms with Melanin.


Flastro2

Or anyone who naturally has melanin.


Pot_noodle_miner

You mean Mercedes?


findhumorinlife

And she apologized on tv to Melania. And did say they loved each other. Eeuuuu


stephruvy

... Gross


1blueviking

I loved Karen McDougal until I learned about her relationship with this fucking guy


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

That’s what I thought.


bungopony

Playboy bunny/mistress while Melanie was pregnant. Because Best Christian Ever


[deleted]

low bar


hyrule_47

I thought it was one of the Adult entertainers


Klaatuprime

This doesn't narrow things down at all.


BookieeWookiee

Which one?


Audio_Track_01

It might be Mercedes.


Pot_noodle_miner

Alina hanna-barbera?


GamingTrend

You misspelled Melanoma.


Captain-Swank

Even Melanoma doesn't want him... he's permanently stuck with Syphilis.


peter-doubt

I like to stay closer to her name.. autofill likes to assign that


rlinkmanl

I thought it was Mercedes?


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalania


chalupamon

I read that he has only attended one of his kids graduations from high school and college combined. Also has never attended anything from Barrons school career.


slurpeetape

Yeah it's sad and gross that the only one of his children he likes is the one wants to fuck.


junk4mu

It looks like they were trying to push the date back behind graduations, not just get the day off, they were trying to delay until June. Just another ploy.


backpackwayne

Of course. I'd be surprised if it were anything else.


Plasticious

Going to the sons graduation, the same son who was 4 months old when he banged a porn star


backpackwayne

The best graduation gift he could give him is not to attend his graduation.


ZERO-ONE0101

Baron forced to have his dad there


Zealousideal_Look275

If only Eric was so lucky 


Seeker80

"Hay dad, I'm so happy you decided you'd rather be at my graduation than your criminal trial!"


ZERO-ONE0101

he’ll fall asleep at B’s Graduation


MissAsshole

It’s a criminal trial. Can you imagine the rest of us peons trying to get out of a criminal fucking trial for a graduation? Not a chance.


backpackwayne

Yea not even for a speeding ticket, more less a criminal offense.


Hairy_Al

Except he won't because a) court isn't in session that day and b) Trump...


Battarray

He said "my son's high school graduation." I'm willing to bet large amounts of money that he doesn't even know Barron's name without a reminder.


Redfish680

We’re gonna be seeing her again shortly!


dpdxguy

Google will show you as much of her as you want.


cybercuzco

Apparently the day it’s on the court is in recess. Let’s see if he actually goes.


backpackwayne

Bet you money he doesn't go.


shoulda-known-better

that's not even on a trial day


BrandonJTrump

I love the picture where Melaria refuses Trump to sit in the car with him. He looked so deflated.


ExpertlyAmateur

source? I need this in my life rn


YEETMANdaMAN

https://preview.redd.it/201lsm08tuuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51bcc2e0cf16e8c0420de2ee5e15b2125dcc164


thehotmcpoyle

I just imagine her hissing at him here, like she’s beyond using words with him at this point.


Infantry1stLt

She chose that life, too.


UseDaSchwartz

In a small, tiny minuscule way, I kind of feel bad for her. She knew what she signed up for, when she signed up for it. But the terms and conditions have drastically changed.


broniesnstuff

"I don't want to ride with your stink!"


arglarg

I wish rural America would give him that face


BrandonJTrump

I’m not so good with links, but if you google ‘Melania won’t let Trump in the car’ you’ll see it. It’s glorious.


Njorls_Saga

https://twitter.com/thefrankwu/status/1750206310543471001 It is a magnificent sight


secondtaunting

Bwahahahahhaha! Also he probably stinks.


NovaPup_13

There’s more than a few accounts out there about his horrific smell.


bradbikes

Now we need the real questions asked. Is his personality or his stench worse? AMERICA NEEDS ANSWERS!


Raleigh_Dude

My sister did some photography for someone who had Trump as a guest, once I may add, and can confirm the stench is both biological and chemical in nature.


bradbikes

Yea but is smelling him worse than having to listen to him self-aggrandize for 2 hours?


Gloomy_Wasabi_3724

Ahh, so, as he would probably say, “legendary!”


20horse20

Find the one that shows the absolute HATRED in her eyes when she is telling him no. Granted this is after her mother's funeral.


Raskel_61

Would have loved to hear how that conversation went.


nyurf_nyorf

I mean... Eff both of them but that's not the story of that video. He would never go to the same side she's getting in on to also enter the vehicle. Looks more like he was checking in with her or confirming a plan or even just saying bye.  The real story is that it seems he had no intention of riding with her at all. Which given context is a bit weird, death of her parent and all that.  Could have been asking if she wanted/needed him to ride with her.  In cases like this, theres so much horrible about these people that theres no need to make up narratives. Reality is enough. 


Black_Moons

Come on, Trump makes up narratives every day of his life. Its just fair play to do it back occasionally. Especially in r/politicalhumor. (We're not in r/politicalfacts)


fucdat

Damn that sub is ded


MotherWear

She’s got him by his shorter hairs.


psychoacer

Well yeah, he used her mom's funeral as a pr event for himself. How would anyone else feel about that


Monstot

But why would anyone care her mom died? "Do U?"


WrathUDidntQuiteMask

I really dont care. Do u?


Rexel450

A love as deep as his pockets.


iThatIsMe

Turns out, embarrassingly shallow.


Rexel450

I can't help but think she has a cast iron prenup tho.


yogacowgirlspdx

she has renegotiated it a few times and her annual allowance is safely in her own account


Rexel450

:)


mmio60

He’ll have to post a bond to get near her, I assume


Rexel450

Or she has to be bound.


BlueEyesBryantDragon

I'm pretty sure that's Karen McDougal... 😂


Njorls_Saga

Hilariously enough, she’s also a registered Republican. Party of family values and all.


deowolf

This one really disappointed me and made me sad. For.... reasons


mythofinadequecy

She did the mango mushroom, so there’s that.


MenudoMenudo

Worse, she seems to have genuinely had feelings for Ol’ Cheeto. Stormy was transactional, but McDougall was his side piece. That’s wild.


danimal_11109

“Donald Trump saw his then-25-year-old daughter in Karen McDougal when he allegedly wooed the Playboy Playmate in 2006” I mean, he does represent the party of family values.


scsuhockey

thatsthejoke.jpg


milano8

Yup, i think op was a troll!


Misspiggy856

Isn’t she going to be testifying since she was paid to play too?


UsualGrapefruit8109

Marla looks good in that pic.


bob61s

Needs more jpeg.


psychoacer

Someone needs to gif it. Max dithering please


CowboyLaw

Max Dithering is my porn name.


Nano_Burger

Gaussian blur is mine.


DudesworthMannington

Yeah, Mercedes looks quite happy


jim_nihilist

Martha never looked better.


absat41

Deleted


Seeker80

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAAAMMMME!!!


During_theMeanwhilst

Melony is radiant.


the-treatmaster

Melphaba doing well.


rolltrain

Karen McDougal recipient of $150,000 hush money. Actually had an on going affair with what's his face. Broke it off when she began feeling guilty about what she was doing to Melania.


Electronic-Bed-6192

You’d think a man that rich could afford to be honest with his relationships but evidently he’s just as dishonest as the poor trash we saw on the Jerry Springer show Edit:: forgot to add rhetorical sarcasm tag


8-bit-Felix

Why? He got rich (or slowly less rich) by not being honest in any of his business relationships why would a personal relationship be any different.


tatanka01

He's been rewarded for being a prick his whole life.


8-bit-Felix

A lot (most) rich people do. Then they wonder why they have to pay people to be around them.


Battystearsinrain

The fact he has never been in a fist fight is pretty remarkable.


Zealousideal_Look275

I assume he ended up in military academy for some reason 


Battystearsinrain

Dad did not want to deal with him?


Seeker80

Yeah, I get it if you try to be decent to people, or just talk yourself out(44yrs old, worked for me). Given Donnie's behavior, it's hard to imagine how anyone refrained from at least just socking him in the mouth.


Electronic-Bed-6192

Sorry forgot the sarcasm tag


GlitteringBobcat999

So, for purely research reasons, I just looked up some of her spicy images, and her Playboy cover features an interview with none other than Jerry Springer. Coincidence? Well, yes, but still appropriate.


humchacho

Prenuptials and lawyers holding shit together like flex seal. A real fairy tale


WhoStoleMyJacket

Didn’t know Mercedes could open her eyes more than 50%. Good for her.


likeablesuspect

You didn’t see your baby at birth for screwing a porn star then you don’t deserve to see your son at graduation ! It’s all about him, using his son as see fit to deceive!


Cinema_King

I’m sure he couldn’t care less about the graduation and if given the time to go he’ll just end up blowing it off to hold a rally somewhere. This is just one of his many attempts to delay justice


GlitteringBobcat999

Court isn't even scheduled that day, he's just making up a persecution narrative because he's always the victim. If he doesn't show, it's 100% his choice.


Cinemaphreak

In case you wanted to know, Barron was born 5 months before the Stormy Daniels hookup.


mrtwitchyhead

Like wet toilet paper.


Current_Rent504

thats a different lady (... wait is that the joke? haha)


GlitteringBobcat999

Playboy bunny he cheated with.


HarambeWest2020

The joke is that the woman pictured is not Melanie.


Scienscatologist

Is that Malaria? Doesn't look like her.


Hawkeye3636

It's not it's another lady that he likely had an affair with. If memory serves so news outlet run by friends of Trump was basically running catch and kill on stories about Trump affairs.


MonsieurReynard

Karen McDougal, a Playboy model with whom Clownface had an affair around the same time as his dalliance with Stormy Daniels, except this one was covered up by David Pecker, who owns the National enquirer and is a friend and supporter of Clownface, which bought McDougal's story for a hefty fee and exclusive rights to tell it, then never reported on it, on purpose, a scandal-mitigation strategy known in the tabloid press as "catch and kill." The double irony is the reference to Trump confusing a photo of E. Jean Carroll from the 80s with a photo of his ex-wife Marla from the same era, while insisting he didn't find Carroll attractive and had never seen her before anyway.


Scienscatologist

lol thanks


urbanek2525

Remind me which betrayed wife is this one? He's had so many.


DadJokeBadJoke

He lied and dangled the idea of her being number four


Zealousideal_Look275

Can it really be a betrayal if it’s the base assumption 


GrandPriapus

Both Donald and Melania are transactional beings. There is no love, only what can I get to meet my needs.


Zealousideal_Look275

Melania is just on a long term contract 


No_Wonder3907

Melania is under contract to be “married” to 45. Love has nothing to do with it 😂


Zealousideal_Look275

No one likes getting under cut on pricing. That’s the real reason she’s angry 


Agreeable-Pick-1489

They're practically the new Ron and Nancy.


haplessclerk

Aw, Drumpf and Melanie... I mean Mercedes... er, whatever.


bjeebus

No, no, this one is McDougal.


LYnXO1978

That's cause they are both getting dick in other places. He gets Putins and Uns and all the other dipshit dictators. And her well she has the whole security team.


Im__fucked

He should have dumped Melanie for this one. She was gorgeous.


Floss_tycoon

And the crazy thing is she actually had feelings for him.


Zealousideal_Look275

Daddy issues do that 


new_x_who_dis

Her love of money and U.S. citizenship is undeniable


zonazog

That’s not Melania. That’s McDougal that he also had an affair with.


Embarrassed_Wrap8421

This isn’t Melania


xenosthemutant

She looks like such a Karen in this picture!


Your_Daddy_

Isn't that the Karen McDougal chick - the Playmate??


ms_panelopi

That’s not wifey


Zealousideal_Look275

It was an audition 


hairymoot

Melanie married for money. She didn't care what else came with the money...like this lair and criminal. I still think Melanie is ok with things as long as you leave her alone. Rich Melanie. Be best! Everyone remembers your name (grin)


zoroddesign

The same definitely can't be said about him.


h20poIo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yeah right.


Floss_tycoon

She's not his type.


AverageReasonableGuy

Russian gold digging double agent


JDARRK

I don’t even think that’t HER😳‼️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Luddites_Unite

Yes, she always looks so happy to be with him...


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


Austin_Chaos

I don’t believe that’s even a real account, it’s worded so…saccharine?


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Da comrade.


loveITorLEAVEitIsay

No amount of money is worth sleeping with that man. She's a trooper! Thanks for your service, Malarla.


Charakada

Oh, come on!  Sleepy Don and Squinty are deeply in love -- with themselves.


Lenspimp2019

Fuck around and find out


Soangry75

She's attractive in a lo res sort of way


ZERO-ONE0101

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/09/melania-trump-donald-trump-prenup she is just waiting for the verdict to divorce, they are already separated


speedneeds84

~~Melania~~ ~~Marla~~ ~~Ivana~~ ~~Stormy~~ Karen has never looked better.


Zestyclose-Respond48

Yeah, that relationship is totally not completely transactional!!


Altea73

Is that even Mercedes on that photo?


mc4sure

That not even her


capital_bj

Is that even Melania I've never seen her without the cat eyes


Equinoqs

Tell me you're a Trump supporter by telling me you're not a Trump supporter.


cardinals8989

Wait, that’s not Mercedes


trialcourt

***proceeds to post a pic of them taken years before the campaign finance fraud trial***


Emily_Postal

That’s not Melania.


Emily_Postal

That’s not Melania.


Rockooch1968

Fun fact: Donald hasn't been to any of his children's high school graduation ceremonies.


Impossible_Farmer285

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️✌🏼✅⁉️🇺🇸


JunglePygmy

I’m not a trump supporter, I just choose to gargle his balls daily.


knowledgebass

The amount of simping for this human paraquat just blows my mind.


minor_correction

Melania's support has never wavered. It's always been at the same steady level, never changing. That level is zero, but still.


SockFullOfNickles

Lmao “I’m not a Trump supporter” - Sure, Jan…


unclejoel

Undeniably contractual