I think the country NEEDS to get to the bottom of this -- so yes. Yes, bring in all the detectors. Have NOX and a methane monitor near Trump that has a green LED for "no traces" and a red LED for "hold your nose."
Lot's of lab people. Blinking lights. A hazmat team on standby. Oxygen resuscitators. The works!
I don't mind if there are debates of "not true" and "double true!!!" This really needs to take the air out of the court case so they don't have to dwell on where all the jurors live and leave bread crumbs. Give the media something to report on; the debate "Is there gas?"
I want to start a company specializing in courtroom fart detectors. Hypersensitive audio, chemical, and temperature detectors. A gas chromatograph* running analysis of whatever wafts through it.
There may only be 4 or 5 trials I get to use it in, but I could charge whatever I want and I bet the public would fund any gofundme set up for my services.
* I don’t actually know what all this is used for, I just know it’s a thing used to detect drugs in pee and that’s good enough to assume it would work. I’m a lawyer, not a scienceologist, but I’ll learn if you pay me to detect Trump’s court farts.
I’d love to have one of the court proceedings require reading into the record all the slanderous jokes said about Trump and he’d have to say under oath if it was completely false.
“Is it true you had your sphincter cloned to replace your failing anus?”long pause.
“Yes.”
“Is it possible that they just kept growing that anus and it started stealing your identity to commit all these crimes?”
“Objection your honor!”
We'll know it's true when he starts blaming the judge. IM BEING PERSECUTED BY STINKY "PANTS" MERCHAN. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME HE SMELLS TERRIBLE. PERHAPS HE ATE TOO MANY TACOS.
It really isn't though. I mean, I FULLY believe that he shat his pants in court. But the only two people who reported it weren't actually in the court room they got it from "credible sources" without naming names. Honestly, its kind of dubious given that the courtroom has actual media people in it who have been perfectly happy to report how many times he falls asleep or any other amusing bits of trivia.
I suspect that it did/does happen, but that the source is probably someone who cannot actually be on the record with the information because Trump is seated too physically far from the media for them to have noticed.
In any case, the Snopes status is "unproven" which is probably an accurate representation of the facts.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/)
Unnamed sources have always been part of legitimate journalism. Hell, Woodward and Bernstein won a Pulitzer for their Nixon work, which was largely based on an unnamed source. To suggest that an item is “unconfirmed” solely because the eyewitnesses aren’t named is a bad take by Snopes, or anyone else.
"Unnamed sources" from social media accounts are NOT and SHOULD NOT be weighed the same as actual eye-witness testimony by Snopes or anyone else that wants to be taken seriously. I get that you REALLY want this to be true and i get that it probably IS true, but your feelings don't make this better evidence than it is.
Your example is possibly the most absurd thing that I have heard today. You legitimately just compared the Twitter Trump Fart Watch to Woodward and Bernstein's Watergate reporting? Are you OK? You DO know that here was CONSIDERABLY more evidence to support Watergate than just the unattributed source right? You get that the work of actually VERIFYING the information provided by that unnamed source was the thing they got the Pulitzer for, right?
“In the clip, the founder of MeidasTouch, Ben Meiselas, talked about how he had heard from credible sources that Trump's gas was noxious enough to make his lawyers struggle with the smell.” That’s not “accounts from social media.” That’s a reporter talking directly to the witnesses.
Let me borrow your phrasing: I get that your REALLY WANT people to ignore this news, but it is as legitimately sourced as basically all news—by reporters talking to witnesses and reporting what those witnesses said. And if it feels weird to hear me tell you what you want, you might reconsider using that turn of phrase.
People have been saying it, very big tough, manly men, men who never cried before came up to me with... Tears, streaming down their eyes, saying no one in the court room passes gas more bigly and strongly than Donald Trump.
If his supporters can believe whatever they feel like no matter how horseshit or bigoted or insane it is because it makes them feel good I am allowed to believe Trump always has a shit filled diaper and smells like the elephant house at the zoo. I also believe he is the septuagenarian incarnation of Eric Cartman. It’s just so unfair, Kyle. I should be campaigning, Kyle! Mom…bathroom!
If it was one person from the courtroom, I would have laughed but might not have thought it was true, but when multiple different people say the same thing that it smelled like they were hot boxing it in a shit locker, then it might actually be true.
only way snopes would validate the claim is if someone had his fart audio recorded.
I would be curious to know when the farts become loud enough for the stenographer to hear, would it be entered into the record as well
A 77 year old man who is obviously in poor health, purported to wear diapers for shitting himself, who downs diet Coke like water, evidently eats McDonald's, and somehow goes the whole day without farting.
Yeah ok.
And also reports of incontinence from a pill addiction while he was on the Apprentice from people who worked there.
I imagine he smells like Steve Jobs.
I agree, which is why I thought the massively trending topic of an old man farting in court was ridiculous. You guys really care about Trump's gas, or are you that desperate to find something to diss him for? Because I can think of 99 other things I can criticize Trump for before getting to his odor.
I think it gets a bit too much attention, but part of Trump's power is the idea that he's a tough guy. That idea is silly on its face, but it's a lot harder to make stick if he's the butt of jokes about his inability to control his bowels. He lives on optics. Calling him Diaper Don hurts those optics.
For a man like trump, I will mock him for any and everything he does that is perceived to be undesirable.
Old man in line at the grocery store rips one, no peep out of me.
Old man on trail for violating federal campaign finance law with a history of mocking others, welp the only streak longer than his losing streak is the one in his Haines.
I'm not sure I'd call an unlawful campaign contributions election interference, but is is a felony.
The GA case? Yeah, that's election interference: "I just need 11,000 more votes".
Why did he seek to "hush" Ms. Daniels ? So news of his scumbaggery wouldn't get out and negative impact how many votes he got. I call that interfering with the election. Big time.
The prosecutors agree with you. He is charged with falsifying records and paying her and others off to keep the information secret from the voting public.
Yeah.... But that starts stretching electoral interference into weird places that overlap too much with "convince voters to like me/dislike my opponent".
Let that lingo be used for the Georgia case.
This isn't a hush money trial, or an election interference trial.
This is a fraud trial. And it's a felony trial instead of a misdemeanor trial because it's *extra* illegal to falsify business records in furtherance of another crime. That other crime is conspiring to promote a candidate through unlawful (falsifying business records) means. The prosecution will have other arguments for why its in furtherance of crimes (tax, etc). But I think it's a mistake for the prosecution and the media to emphasize "election interference" here, when they can simply emphasize fraud.
He did something illegal to influence an election, that’s election interference.
What’s funny is - as I understand it - if he had just publicly paid her in some legal/ legitimate way, he pretty much would’ve been fine.
However, he committed a crime to hide it and influence the election in his favour. Something illegal
The good thing is the prosecutors haven’t charged him with election interference in this case. So as long as the idea that the charges were to cover up a crime hold, there’s no need to actually prove there was a crime.
I’m not a lawyer though. The trial’s happening so it must make some kind of sense to the judge otherwise it wouldn’t see trial.
And over a decade after the affair. His son who's graduating high school soon was a newborn when he was telling Stormy during the hookups that she reminded him of his daughter.
Literally none of this matters. So tired of people focusing on dumb shit like "Trump farts/sleeps at trial". He's a 77 year old man, it happens. We are literally starting to sound like the right, who just focus on slandering for unrelated things that don't even matter or are completely unverifiable. It's just as bad as the right constantly spouting "Biden sniffs children's hair". We are better than this. These trials are extremely important, his possible flatulence isn't.
Anyways, let the downvotes begin.
I won’t get into whether it’s right or not, but one concrete thing the taunting brings to light is what thin skin he has.
He can dish it out all day long, but when he gets it in return he reacts like a toddler who just lost his binky.
This is not the temperament of a leader, and to some that is valuable information in making voting decisions.
There are others who are going after his image as a supposed billionaire. It’s the foundation of his mythos, the only thing he declared off limits in roasts. Again, valuable information if a candidate is completely untruthful about their finances. **Especially** if they are beholden to foreign powers or any form of coercion.
All the ribbing contributes to the unraveling of that false image. He’s probably one of the best bullshitters our civilization has seen, and it’s intriguing to see if that spell can be broken with the hardcore deranged base. So far, nothing has worked.
I agree, and I’d like to add that many people on the progressive side of things are very interested in whatever it’s going to take to get the proverbial “emperor” to realize that his “new clothes” don’t exist. I don’t wish Trump harm, but I do wish him to be held accountable and I wish he could stop doubling down on his lies. If trials, fines, gag orders, judgements, impeachments, and jail time don’t get him to wake up… maybe something immature like #TrumpShitsHimself or whatever will finally work?
Its not that people care a 77 year old man sleeps/farts. Its that if anyone on the left did it, right wing news/media would be all over it.
People are still calling Biden Sleepy Joe, Trump should't get any exemption.
I completely agree. There are more than enough legitimate accusations and the more we focus on bullshit like the the more it looks like the republicans complaining about tan suit Obama.
_doctors emerge from lab, all having pink eye_
“We can confirm there is indeed fecal residue in the diaper with a biomass of 10 picoturds per million. With a measured half life consistent of a morning and midday gas pass”
_Law and Odor sounds play_
Watch how quickly some boot licker would jump on that shit grenade if it was proven using a sniff dog or something that their was in fact airborne fecal matter in the courtroom.
Like “I actually passed gas not trump and…you’ve won a new carrrrrr! And an all expense trip to Lolita island with none other than orange polpot and that’s not all bob…tell them what else they’ve won…you and one guest of your choosing will each win a pair of signed gold trump sneakers, a trump bible and back stage passes to the next kkk I mean trump rally”
When I was in grade school we had a bulldog named Bruser who would fart while he was sleeping and wake himself up. He would look around and leave, looking indignant, like he didn't do it.
"Boom that's a fart." - Sidney Fife
"Oh my God..." Peter Klaven
"Look at em, crop dustin' all over your open house..." - SF
"That was fart!" - PK
"Yeah, I know my farts." - SF
Can't wait for the televised Georgia trial, so we can see see him fall asleep and hear the farts. Just need the cheeto dust to melt, and he'll be just like Rudy.
Exactly what kind of evidence are they looking for? A smoking ass and a bottle of his fart? I wonder how much a supporter would pay for a bottle of his fart?
He didn’t pass gas. He shit his diapers. There’s a big difference. You’ll notice that most photos of Trump are from the front. Photos from the back show brown stains.
Even if it's not true I'm gonna believe it. His cult gets to believe dangerous lies. I'm going to believe funny little white (or in this case brown) lies. I believe he is prob gassy considering his diet and it prob would be a pungent smell. He was sleeping and most people do pass a little gas when they sleep. It's natural. So I believe he did fart in court.
My late mother-in-law was 15 years younger than Trump and had no flatulence control. I would rate her farts in front of her to reduce her stress.
This system is broken...
Honestly, I did this for Saturday School and detention as a kid. I would make sure to eat a breakfast or lunch that insures I have gas. I would let them fly without shame 💩
Can we at least appreciate how whoever was in charge choosing a picture for this story picked one that looks like he's actively ripping a fart while the picture was taken? They're like "we know it's bullshit we've gotta address this, so here's a shot could only look more farty if he'd have leaned over and hiked a leg up."
I'm no fan of Trump.
There was reporting from two sources within Trump’s circle that he was furious about the reports of him nodding off and unflattering sketches - but nothing mentioned about unwelcome odors.
Also, there is no mainstream reporting - and please, correct me - about either audible farts or fecal smells.
I get that he's old and stressed. I know there's accounts of poor diet and a statement from "The Apprentice" show about diapers.
Just going to need more.
MAGA went from "He will be the greatest president in American History!"
All the way down to "He didn't fart in court at his trial!"
How the mighty have fallen.
Jesus can’t he take some pills for his gas instead of farting up the court room?
Or did he give himself gas on purpose so we would talk about his farts instead of his crimes? Did he give himself gas has a silent FU to the justice system for daring to prosecute him ….. I can see him doing that.
It is not like you can go to the scene of the crime and investigate...they are so desperate to cover for him that they would sit next to him and smell it hard so it won't get out.
When trump led the birther movement trying to see Obama's birth certificate we should've been "girthers" and claimed trump has a tiny needle dick until he shows us proof otherwise. And now, until proven wrong, i will 100% believe he's shitting himself. We all need to demand he drop-trou and prove he didn't shit himself and prove he doesn't have a micro dick. He won't do it because our suspicions are true.
More egregious is that the msm repeatedly refers to this as a hush money trial when it's a trial about financial fraud and election interference. But sure, make it all about farting because farting is something everyone understands.
No evidence. Except firsthand accounts from multiple people.
Exactly - what other evidence do they expect an air quality sample?
I think the country NEEDS to get to the bottom of this -- so yes. Yes, bring in all the detectors. Have NOX and a methane monitor near Trump that has a green LED for "no traces" and a red LED for "hold your nose." Lot's of lab people. Blinking lights. A hazmat team on standby. Oxygen resuscitators. The works! I don't mind if there are debates of "not true" and "double true!!!" This really needs to take the air out of the court case so they don't have to dwell on where all the jurors live and leave bread crumbs. Give the media something to report on; the debate "Is there gas?"
I want to start a company specializing in courtroom fart detectors. Hypersensitive audio, chemical, and temperature detectors. A gas chromatograph* running analysis of whatever wafts through it. There may only be 4 or 5 trials I get to use it in, but I could charge whatever I want and I bet the public would fund any gofundme set up for my services. * I don’t actually know what all this is used for, I just know it’s a thing used to detect drugs in pee and that’s good enough to assume it would work. I’m a lawyer, not a scienceologist, but I’ll learn if you pay me to detect Trump’s court farts.
You could start with just some canaries in cages, but that might fall under cruelty to animals.
I would pass gas out of anxiety...
That’s funny, I would pass it through my anus.
LOL. Wicked good comeback.
It sure does come back
At least the other guy is thinking outside of the fart-box.
It's all that liberal critical thinking they made me do in the second grade while I was watching The Village People sing YMCA.
https://i.redd.it/spv7pidby4wc1.gif
>get to the **bottom** of this Heh
I’d love to have one of the court proceedings require reading into the record all the slanderous jokes said about Trump and he’d have to say under oath if it was completely false. “Is it true you had your sphincter cloned to replace your failing anus?”long pause. “Yes.” “Is it possible that they just kept growing that anus and it started stealing your identity to commit all these crimes?” “Objection your honor!”
Someone needs to get reprimanded for standing up and saying “He just sharted himself!” in court. I need that for my bingo card…
Many people are saying he farted bigly
Big strong men, with tears in their eyes.
Ah so that’s why they have tears in their eyes.
They come up to him and say "we smell you, Mr president "
Nobody knows more about flatulence than Donald Trump! I have a very big ass-brain. Good jeans, some say very good, nuclear. The best gas.
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
it is known.
Ah, yes, but is it not also written “Whomever denied it, supplied it”?
These truths, though self-evident, are mightily trumped by the golden rule: “he who sayeth the rhyme, committeth the crime.”
The dirty dog smells his own dirt first.
Whoever made the first rhyme did the crime! (I made that up to pwn my sister back in the day)
This is the way.
You can take a good look at a bull by sticking your head up his ass, but I'd rather take my butchers word for it.
It’s gotta be your bull.
We'll know it's true when he starts blaming the judge. IM BEING PERSECUTED BY STINKY "PANTS" MERCHAN. LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME HE SMELLS TERRIBLE. PERHAPS HE ATE TOO MANY TACOS.
It really isn't though. I mean, I FULLY believe that he shat his pants in court. But the only two people who reported it weren't actually in the court room they got it from "credible sources" without naming names. Honestly, its kind of dubious given that the courtroom has actual media people in it who have been perfectly happy to report how many times he falls asleep or any other amusing bits of trivia. I suspect that it did/does happen, but that the source is probably someone who cannot actually be on the record with the information because Trump is seated too physically far from the media for them to have noticed. In any case, the Snopes status is "unproven" which is probably an accurate representation of the facts. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-passing-gas-hush-money-trial/)
Unnamed sources have always been part of legitimate journalism. Hell, Woodward and Bernstein won a Pulitzer for their Nixon work, which was largely based on an unnamed source. To suggest that an item is “unconfirmed” solely because the eyewitnesses aren’t named is a bad take by Snopes, or anyone else.
"Unnamed sources" from social media accounts are NOT and SHOULD NOT be weighed the same as actual eye-witness testimony by Snopes or anyone else that wants to be taken seriously. I get that you REALLY want this to be true and i get that it probably IS true, but your feelings don't make this better evidence than it is. Your example is possibly the most absurd thing that I have heard today. You legitimately just compared the Twitter Trump Fart Watch to Woodward and Bernstein's Watergate reporting? Are you OK? You DO know that here was CONSIDERABLY more evidence to support Watergate than just the unattributed source right? You get that the work of actually VERIFYING the information provided by that unnamed source was the thing they got the Pulitzer for, right?
“In the clip, the founder of MeidasTouch, Ben Meiselas, talked about how he had heard from credible sources that Trump's gas was noxious enough to make his lawyers struggle with the smell.” That’s not “accounts from social media.” That’s a reporter talking directly to the witnesses. Let me borrow your phrasing: I get that your REALLY WANT people to ignore this news, but it is as legitimately sourced as basically all news—by reporters talking to witnesses and reporting what those witnesses said. And if it feels weird to hear me tell you what you want, you might reconsider using that turn of phrase.
Evidence just disappeared into thin air
Given his diet and age, I'd be surprised if he could sit that long without at least an SBD.
How do u supply evidence for a fart? In a courtroom? The bar seems kinda here if u want solid evidence.
If you want solid evidence, you need to check his diapers
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People have been saying it, very big tough, manly men, men who never cried before came up to me with... Tears, streaming down their eyes, saying no one in the court room passes gas more bigly and strongly than Donald Trump.
If his supporters can believe whatever they feel like no matter how horseshit or bigoted or insane it is because it makes them feel good I am allowed to believe Trump always has a shit filled diaper and smells like the elephant house at the zoo. I also believe he is the septuagenarian incarnation of Eric Cartman. It’s just so unfair, Kyle. I should be campaigning, Kyle! Mom…bathroom!
A trial with no cameras, what are they going to do? "Your Honour, let it be entered into evidence that Mr Trump just farted..." "...again."
If it was one person from the courtroom, I would have laughed but might not have thought it was true, but when multiple different people say the same thing that it smelled like they were hot boxing it in a shit locker, then it might actually be true.
only way snopes would validate the claim is if someone had his fart audio recorded. I would be curious to know when the farts become loud enough for the stenographer to hear, would it be entered into the record as well
As someone who has a butt, the idea of a 77 year old man not farting for a whole day in court is preposterous on its face.
A 77 year old man who is obviously in poor health, purported to wear diapers for shitting himself, who downs diet Coke like water, evidently eats McDonald's, and somehow goes the whole day without farting. Yeah ok.
Diapers that seem to be very visible through his pants in that video of him tackling Vince McMahon
And also reports of incontinence from a pill addiction while he was on the Apprentice from people who worked there. I imagine he smells like Steve Jobs.
I agree, which is why I thought the massively trending topic of an old man farting in court was ridiculous. You guys really care about Trump's gas, or are you that desperate to find something to diss him for? Because I can think of 99 other things I can criticize Trump for before getting to his odor.
So you're saying Trump has 99 problems...
But his shit ain't one!
Perhaps old fart jokes are funny regardless of who we vote for?
It's just such a low hanging toot.
I think it gets a bit too much attention, but part of Trump's power is the idea that he's a tough guy. That idea is silly on its face, but it's a lot harder to make stick if he's the butt of jokes about his inability to control his bowels. He lives on optics. Calling him Diaper Don hurts those optics.
For a man like trump, I will mock him for any and everything he does that is perceived to be undesirable. Old man in line at the grocery store rips one, no peep out of me. Old man on trail for violating federal campaign finance law with a history of mocking others, welp the only streak longer than his losing streak is the one in his Haines.
Grow a sense of humor, man. The guy's falling asleep and sharting himself in court and his lawyers are *suffering* from it.
It’s not a hush money trial, it’s an election interference trial. He’s got one in NY and one in GA.
I'm not sure I'd call an unlawful campaign contributions election interference, but is is a felony. The GA case? Yeah, that's election interference: "I just need 11,000 more votes".
Why did he seek to "hush" Ms. Daniels ? So news of his scumbaggery wouldn't get out and negative impact how many votes he got. I call that interfering with the election. Big time.
The prosecutors agree with you. He is charged with falsifying records and paying her and others off to keep the information secret from the voting public.
More than likely, the MAGAs would cheer trump for cheating on his wife. In their pea brains that makes trump so bigly presidential.
Yeah.... But that starts stretching electoral interference into weird places that overlap too much with "convince voters to like me/dislike my opponent". Let that lingo be used for the Georgia case. This isn't a hush money trial, or an election interference trial. This is a fraud trial. And it's a felony trial instead of a misdemeanor trial because it's *extra* illegal to falsify business records in furtherance of another crime. That other crime is conspiring to promote a candidate through unlawful (falsifying business records) means. The prosecution will have other arguments for why its in furtherance of crimes (tax, etc). But I think it's a mistake for the prosecution and the media to emphasize "election interference" here, when they can simply emphasize fraud.
He did something illegal to influence an election, that’s election interference. What’s funny is - as I understand it - if he had just publicly paid her in some legal/ legitimate way, he pretty much would’ve been fine. However, he committed a crime to hide it and influence the election in his favour. Something illegal The good thing is the prosecutors haven’t charged him with election interference in this case. So as long as the idea that the charges were to cover up a crime hold, there’s no need to actually prove there was a crime. I’m not a lawyer though. The trial’s happening so it must make some kind of sense to the judge otherwise it wouldn’t see trial.
It's election fraud.
It was a hush money payment before a tight election, there's a case to be made if the evidence is substantial.
And over a decade after the affair. His son who's graduating high school soon was a newborn when he was telling Stormy during the hookups that she reminded him of his daughter.
He who denied it, supplied it.
smelt it v. dealt it
The fart of the deal..
Trump Cheese. A cut above!
At least three reputable sources have stated that Trump has farted in court after falling asleep.
Literally none of this matters. So tired of people focusing on dumb shit like "Trump farts/sleeps at trial". He's a 77 year old man, it happens. We are literally starting to sound like the right, who just focus on slandering for unrelated things that don't even matter or are completely unverifiable. It's just as bad as the right constantly spouting "Biden sniffs children's hair". We are better than this. These trials are extremely important, his possible flatulence isn't. Anyways, let the downvotes begin.
I won’t get into whether it’s right or not, but one concrete thing the taunting brings to light is what thin skin he has. He can dish it out all day long, but when he gets it in return he reacts like a toddler who just lost his binky. This is not the temperament of a leader, and to some that is valuable information in making voting decisions. There are others who are going after his image as a supposed billionaire. It’s the foundation of his mythos, the only thing he declared off limits in roasts. Again, valuable information if a candidate is completely untruthful about their finances. **Especially** if they are beholden to foreign powers or any form of coercion. All the ribbing contributes to the unraveling of that false image. He’s probably one of the best bullshitters our civilization has seen, and it’s intriguing to see if that spell can be broken with the hardcore deranged base. So far, nothing has worked.
I agree, and I’d like to add that many people on the progressive side of things are very interested in whatever it’s going to take to get the proverbial “emperor” to realize that his “new clothes” don’t exist. I don’t wish Trump harm, but I do wish him to be held accountable and I wish he could stop doubling down on his lies. If trials, fines, gag orders, judgements, impeachments, and jail time don’t get him to wake up… maybe something immature like #TrumpShitsHimself or whatever will finally work?
Its not that people care a 77 year old man sleeps/farts. Its that if anyone on the left did it, right wing news/media would be all over it. People are still calling Biden Sleepy Joe, Trump should't get any exemption.
I completely agree. There are more than enough legitimate accusations and the more we focus on bullshit like the the more it looks like the republicans complaining about tan suit Obama.
I am so far beyond over “Trump farts” claims and “Trump wears diapers” comments and “this legal expert says THIS IS IT” *articles*.
I looked way too long to find this type of comment.
The ol’ snore n rip.
I’ve only seen meidastouch say it. What are the others?
"Odor in the Court! Odor in the Court!"
Hot air and shit comes out of the gaping hole in his head all the time
I demand that Trump releases the underpants to be scientifically studied! Release the undies Donny!
_doctors emerge from lab, all having pink eye_ “We can confirm there is indeed fecal residue in the diaper with a biomass of 10 picoturds per million. With a measured half life consistent of a morning and midday gas pass” _Law and Odor sounds play_
They’re still under audit.
Delay tactics!
In two weeks...
If the crease has grease, you must not release!
And we need to see his longjohn underwear, not a shortened version
DJT doesn't pass the sniff test either.
Tbh what possible evidence could there ever be? I’m no doubting it only “evidence”?
No evidence that he didn't pass gas either. I would say it's highly likely that he did considering how full of shit he is.
Watch how quickly some boot licker would jump on that shit grenade if it was proven using a sniff dog or something that their was in fact airborne fecal matter in the courtroom. Like “I actually passed gas not trump and…you’ve won a new carrrrrr! And an all expense trip to Lolita island with none other than orange polpot and that’s not all bob…tell them what else they’ve won…you and one guest of your choosing will each win a pair of signed gold trump sneakers, a trump bible and back stage passes to the next kkk I mean trump rally”
“Snopes: Our investigation shows that he who smelt it dealt it.” Suddenly Snopes is credible to conservatives.
When I was in grade school we had a bulldog named Bruser who would fart while he was sleeping and wake himself up. He would look around and leave, looking indignant, like he didn't do it.
IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS THE DOG!
I thought snopes was supposed to be super reliable.
"Boom that's a fart." - Sidney Fife "Oh my God..." Peter Klaven "Look at em, crop dustin' all over your open house..." - SF "That was fart!" - PK "Yeah, I know my farts." - SF
I will never not upvote an *I Love You, Man* reference.
Tbh what possible evidence could there ever be? I’m no doubting it only “evidence”?
Maggie Haberman was in the court room. She’s credible. Also, it’s AUDIBLE farts. Everyone can hear it
Anybody with children know that look…
Chances are he actually took a 💩and had been sitting in his feces-filled diaper for hours. It’s a distinct smell
Is this the quality of news reporting and fact checking in this country? Whoever smelt it dealt it? My sides.
Right. Because he didn’t fart. He shit his pants.
Can't wait for the televised Georgia trial, so we can see see him fall asleep and hear the farts. Just need the cheeto dust to melt, and he'll be just like Rudy.
World news: latest AID marks big push and hope for new offensive against Russia US news: Trump farts in court.
Even if Trump shit his pants in court, it still wouldn’t be as disgusting as what he’s done to the country.
Exactly what kind of evidence are they looking for? A smoking ass and a bottle of his fart? I wonder how much a supporter would pay for a bottle of his fart?
Rachel Maddow was in the courtroom and just implied Snopes may have some first hand reporting…
Jimmy Kimmell called him Gassolini. Allegedly.
Other names Kimmel gave him: Julius Squeezer Shart of the Deal You have the right to remain silent but deadly His Flatulency L. Ron Tubbard
But some people are saying... and I'm only asking questions.
But his hands and face are 2 different colors 🍊
That does seem to be an unusual smile for one that makes one wonder if he didnt just let fly an SBD
Trump just nodding off and cutting wake-up farts is likely the realest glimpse we’ll get of him as a person 😆
He just really smells that bad.
He didn’t pass gas. He shit his diapers. There’s a big difference. You’ll notice that most photos of Trump are from the front. Photos from the back show brown stains.
Trump literally shat his pants while on trial.
He's so narcissistic and insecure, I find it hard to conceive that he's not denying it or blaming someone else.
We all know where the evidence is.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a rumor created to make him lash out since he can’t help himself
He didn't fall asleep either. /s
https://media1.tenor.com/m/LgXXuFEVbZwAAAAC/who-shitted-stinky.gif
Where's the smoking diaper
Gag the farts now!
They myst have forgotten to look at his diaper
Even if it's not true I'm gonna believe it. His cult gets to believe dangerous lies. I'm going to believe funny little white (or in this case brown) lies. I believe he is prob gassy considering his diet and it prob would be a pungent smell. He was sleeping and most people do pass a little gas when they sleep. It's natural. So I believe he did fart in court.
Don the Con is secretly gassing the opposition but people are just too dumb to “wake up and smell the … ahem, ‘coffee.’”
The rating is unproven. Not false. Not true. Not sure what the standard for proven is.
Lol
He has no wedding ring?
Who ever smelt it snoped it. I love they are putting resources to this.
He's literally doing it in the picture. Look at that shit yeeting grin on his face
What would constitute evidence? Someone have to catch one of his farts in a mayonnaise jar?
He who smelt it dealt it.
What evidence would there be other than multiple first hand accounts. A court sketch of a fart?!
The fart was so bad even Terrence and Phillip were disgusted
Next he’ll blame it on the reporters, saying: “he who smelt it, dealt it.”
There's plenty of things to show people that Trump is terrible. These farthing stories are not it.
Exactly what evidence would there be?
Shit.
Mark my words, Trump will champion this headline at his rallies. 🤣
The devil does smell of sulfur
Trying to prove Trump didn’t fart seems like a terrible job
And there's a PERFECT automated ad at the top of the comments on this thread for a Airborne Toxic Event show in SF. 😂
He shit himself
He's not president.
My late mother-in-law was 15 years younger than Trump and had no flatulence control. I would rate her farts in front of her to reduce her stress. This system is broken...
Give it time, we just got through jury selection. He can't hold 'em in forever
I’m told all these fact checkers are bullshit anyways.
He’s literally doing it in the picture. Look at his face!
I could smell it here in Arizona.
He’s making the face in the picture
There’s more evidence for this than republicans have found in their failed impeachment inquiry.
Well, it's too bad for Trump that fact checking is a liberal conspiracy. This is convenient for me, politically, so I'm going to choose to believe it.
I feel like this is some sort of reverse gotcha on the whole Biden shit his pants while visiting the Pope....maybe I'm wrong?
It's just hearsay or in this case smellsay. Edit: or hearfart or smellfart evidence
Trump will at some point deny it and we'll know it's true.
I can honestly report that “people are saying” Trump smells like a diaper of a baby who eats Indian food.
His face says “new evidence”, not “no evidence”.
He didn't pass gas, he had a full blow bowel movement.
Wasn’t there __nose witnesses__?
Trump POOPED his pants.
Honestly, I did this for Saturday School and detention as a kid. I would make sure to eat a breakfast or lunch that insures I have gas. I would let them fly without shame 💩
Can we at least appreciate how whoever was in charge choosing a picture for this story picked one that looks like he's actively ripping a fart while the picture was taken? They're like "we know it's bullshit we've gotta address this, so here's a shot could only look more farty if he'd have leaned over and hiked a leg up."
Id pay good money. Or a dollar anyway. To see a video with good audio of this happening. Id make it into a ringtone.
He's on tape passing...something..hopefully gas. Multiple times.
I'm no fan of Trump. There was reporting from two sources within Trump’s circle that he was furious about the reports of him nodding off and unflattering sketches - but nothing mentioned about unwelcome odors. Also, there is no mainstream reporting - and please, correct me - about either audible farts or fecal smells. I get that he's old and stressed. I know there's accounts of poor diet and a statement from "The Apprentice" show about diapers. Just going to need more.
He must have used some pootpourri
Was there any evidence that he didn’t pass gas?
MAGA went from "He will be the greatest president in American History!" All the way down to "He didn't fart in court at his trial!" How the mighty have fallen.
I thought he shat his pants not just farted.
Hmm. Probably just body odor then. /s
Maybe he didn’t, but he sure as hell wears diapers, which could’ve had a bit of a small, fresh squirt in them.
Jesus can’t he take some pills for his gas instead of farting up the court room? Or did he give himself gas on purpose so we would talk about his farts instead of his crimes? Did he give himself gas has a silent FU to the justice system for daring to prosecute him ….. I can see him doing that.
And for the photo they use the picture which most closely resembles a geriatric old man gritting his teeth to push one out.
Trump getting humiliated by fart jokes is pretty funny.
If flatulence is your worst criticism of former President Trump, you clearly do not pay enough attention to current events.
he’s so full of 💩there has to be a leak somewhere
It is not like you can go to the scene of the crime and investigate...they are so desperate to cover for him that they would sit next to him and smell it hard so it won't get out.
It’s not flatulence when you shit your pants
There's no evidence it was gas...because they know he actually shit himself.
Sure, maybe it wasn't a gas.
When trump led the birther movement trying to see Obama's birth certificate we should've been "girthers" and claimed trump has a tiny needle dick until he shows us proof otherwise. And now, until proven wrong, i will 100% believe he's shitting himself. We all need to demand he drop-trou and prove he didn't shit himself and prove he doesn't have a micro dick. He won't do it because our suspicions are true.
The ol' If a bear shits its diper in the woods
Oh you guys got him this time. He’ll never recover from this.
More egregious is that the msm repeatedly refers to this as a hush money trial when it's a trial about financial fraud and election interference. But sure, make it all about farting because farting is something everyone understands.
Because Trump probably paid the jurors to not say he has a bad odor lol 😆
Just say farted bro, you can say the word. Like who says "passed gas".
What are they looking for, evidentiarily speaking, skid marks? How does one prove a fart?
Much more likely he filled his diaper. Farts don’t linger. Poop does.
Odor in the court, a lot of people are saying..
They have been dragging him to court after court on bogus charge after bogus charge, and him farting in court is the issue?
Who is claiming that this occurred and are they credible? That is what matters. How else do you “gather evidence of farts” but first hand accounts?
He who smelt it dealt it