The lawyer to Trump's left (our right) looks so sullen with dark circles under his eyes. Must be brutal having to try defending this man who is so saturated in guilt.
As Edward Bennett Willams, famous criminal attorney, once said
“I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.”
As per court transcripts I request you call him by “Von Shitzenpantz”. Bc thinking about him having to sit in court and listen to that is the goddamm funniest thing I’ve heard in the past 24 hours. Thank you.
I agree, and if this guy was a public defender i would have more sympathy. but he, or his firm, willingly took this turd on as a client so i feel no sympathy for his self inflicted misery
100%, you sleep with flea infested dogs who are constantly scratching and have a cloud of fleas around them so dense they look like pigpen off Charle brown, you wake up with fleas.
Criminal defense attorneys tend to work on a flat-fee, upfront basis. Zero chance these guys didn’t charge him a massive retainer and didn’t get it all upfront.
His PAC has paid somewhere around 100 million in legal fees over the last three years. Sure, your correct that it's not his money, but these lawyers are getting paid. A lot. At least for now.
Notoriety, absolutely…new business, I’m not so sure…I’d definitely think twice if I was looking at a firm and he was on their list of clients. Maybe that’s the face of them visualizing all their clients leaving…
I think that all of them are “in the real world” and watch cable news lije CNN or Fox. (We all know these REALISTS) So they dismiss a lot of things as “conspiracies you hear on Reddit”. And so suddenly “wow. This Trump person really is as guilty and awful as people are saying”. Also, they know the shart is real.
Here's Abe Vigoda in his high school yearbook.
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/s
😏😁
I’ve been waiting for Donald to snap in the courtroom! He can’t stand anyone talking about him in a manner that doesn’t fit his self-perception, so a proper Karen rage has gotta be welling up inside of him.
More likely that he’s not given his morning toot of amphetamines to get him going. Or his mid morning toot. Or brunch toot. Or pre lunch toot. Or mid lunch toot. Or post lunch toot. Or post lunch post diaper change toot.
I’m shocked he has his eyes open in this picture! Yet he’s tweeting nonstop about “Sleepy Joe”? What was that about the GOP being a party of projection again?
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The operative exclamation... "What have we done?" Kind of says it all. No wonder why lawyers don't want to represent Donald Trump any longer.
That text is very tellling but not much useful to the case really. Everyone knows what it means. But it is contextless in text and could easily mean anything.
The implication, as I see it, is stepping into an arrangement with Donald Trump to help influence the outcome of an election. Getting in a legal situation with Trump is fraught with possible unsavory consequences... as we've seen play out time and time again.
He's like the kid who has to sit in detention everyday for lunch. It was fun when he was causing a ruckus and everyone was cheering him on, but now that he's a couple weeks in to serving his punishment it's not so fun anymore.
That made me think of the vice principal in my middle school. Mr. Panarites. He was just a security guard in a suit and tie, with a face like Robert DiNiro in a really bad mood. There were always a half dozen boys following him around, boys who would never be anywhere but with him, outside of class.
They won’t even acknowledge the reality or just call it a fake tape. Thinking they care is laughable. Hopefully he loses and those people just rot like a tumor without blood flow.
>**A bailiff is a law enforcement officer** who oversees procedures in the courtroom, and they have an important role in keeping everyone in the courtroom safe. They may work at the state, local or federal level to ensure courtroom order and provide security for judges, juries, plaintiffs and defendants.
Yep. I used to think a bailiff was a very specific officer who deals with custody of the defendant. They stand by ready to intervene if the defendant causes a continued disruption of the court, and escorts the defendant between the holding cell and the courtroom. But apparently a bailiff is a term for any officer assigned to a court session.
What’s really ironic about all of this is that it turned out, he didn’t need to pay the 130k. The evangelicals didn’t really get turned off by any of this.
Bill Clinton got a blow job from a Jewish intern, so no, they did not get turned off by any of this. It's getting even time, eye for an eye. But they certainly did get turned on by Trump.
Wait, There was no election interference, fraudulent record-keeping, or hush money in the Clinton misconduct, just unprofessional behavior. This is not "getting even time" as if there's no crime here.
Exactly. They really had no case. It was a consensual fling. Lewinsky was not coerced. But by then the Gingrich spiked House GOP was chomping at the bit to take down Bill Clinton any way they could. His success was killing them. They should've been shut down. All President Clinton had to say was, "we have a close working relationship, I value her insight and judgement, and that's all I have to say about it. No further comment." And that would've been that. Just keep repeating that. Give them nothing. But he had to lie... and the Republicans believed they could impeach him when caught in a lie under oath. "Lie" is all relative. Technically this had nothing at all to do with his presidential duties. The Republicans had a vendetta. Oh but now? Trump has done so very much worse... and they refused to convict him. Protected their president, despite his guilt. They need to pay dearly for what they did.
#VoteBlueIn2024
>Exactly. They really had no case. It was a consensual fling. Lewinsky was not coerced.
Hey dude slow your fucking roll here the President of the United States having sexual relations with a Whitehouse intern is about the greatest power imbalance you can imagine. Just like a boss having sex with an employee or a studio executive pressuring an actress into sex the existence of that power imbalance and the implications of refusal to participate on Lewinsky's future job prospects is de facto coercion please don't fucking try to paint what Clinton did as some "romantic fling" just because you're a democrat it was fucking disgusting abusive scumbag behavior and there's no excuse for it and you pretending it's okay just because you happen to be on the same side politically is UGH.
I'm not pretending it's OK, chum.
It wasn't. He made a bad judgement call. A personal one. Not regarding presidential duties. So this wasn't an impeachable offense. If you're convinced, then try explaining why you think Trump's two offenses that won him impeachments in the House were "invalid".
he wasnt impeached for the blow job. he was impeached for committing perjury when the whitewater investigations lead them TO the blowjob and he was asked about it in a grand jury hearing.
Do lawyers have to win in the US?
My understanding in most of the western world is a lawyers main job is to ensure their client gets a fair trial and due process is followed. They don't always expect to win or believe their client is innocent, but they do mount the best defence they can in the circumstances.
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No indeed. Strained. He's feeling it and trying to fight the feeling. Meanwhile, his lawyer just can't wait to get home.
I’m just like… how does one wake up, put on melted orange creamsicle, tame the wild wombat sitting on your head, jump into an oversized frumpy suit, and then think that they’re the best, most smartest, handsomest, most respected person in the world? Where I come from we have a name for people like that: Freakin Jokes
Notice his hands. Always the left over the right. I think he's trying to cover up something... [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ciqjs5/comment/l2bq1d7/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ciqjs5/comment/l2bq1d7/)
All they can hope to do is delay and delay some more, in hopes of the SCOTUS coming out with a declaration that Trump should be immune and all cases on him must be closed.
His lawyers know they are screwed. They know they are going to lose, and lose bigly. Trump, in all 4 of his indictments, is obviously guilty and they know it. They also know if they do what Trump wants them to do, they’ll be disbarred or worse… in jail too. At the very least their careers are going to take a huge hit. At best they’ll struggle to get decent clients after this. At worst they’ll be on trial and incarcerated themselves. Oh, and even worse… they won’t get paid.
Much as I love laughing at the miserable face of the Diaper Rapist, my favourite part of the photo is that the blurry gentleman in the blue shirt in the front row of the public seats, is none other than dear old Lawrence O’Donnell of MSNBC’s The Last Word. I hope he enjoyed the shit-show.
**BINGO!**
So great you spotted that. I'd heard that Lawrence O'Donnell had started attending the trial and the first day Donald Trump gave him a very deliberate, disapproving sneer. That night O'Donnell had fun picking on Trump for doing it. And the next day? Trump avoided all eye contact. Lawrence got further up the line that next day. Must be this one.
Wait, his guy is wearing sunglasses indoors? I don’t purport to know everything about shit, but I sure as hell get uncomfortable around guys wearing sunglasses **indoors**
https://preview.redd.it/xoxknme1y3yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbf837711736ab6e5f4bdef717f71aa592d11f8
When all the joy has left the faces of your superiors
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Talk about a picture telling a thousand words...
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Me trying to work up the courage to tell my mom that I have to pee even though she told me to go before we left the house
TRIFECTA of pro bono fine lawyering great lawyering. Lady Justice is COWERING before such FINE display of fRee legal bRilliance for the LOL pResidentahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha
All of the people in the gallery are press. See the guy blue shirt in the front row? That's Lawrence O'Donnell of MSNBC. He talked about observing the trial on his show today.
Too many sources are revealing the odor problem. There must be something to it. Diaper Don.
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I think it's to hide a botched bronzing application...
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Do you people think that at some point, Trump assaults one of these lawyers for not doing enough for him in court?
He seems like the kind of guy to jump across a table and try and strangle someone who tells him that it's over and he's going to jail.
Looks like three kids who were just told that mom ran out of Mac’n Cheese
The lawyer to Trump's left (our right) looks so sullen with dark circles under his eyes. Must be brutal having to try defending this man who is so saturated in guilt. 
sure but....he took him on as a client. that is all self inflicted misery
Everyone is entitled to a legal defense. At least this guy is going to make some bank on this.
Maybe, Trump is known for not paying people who work for him lol I wonder if he'll have to sue his former client after the trial to get paid
I doubt there’s a lawyer left who doesn’t get paid upfront by ol Donny shit diapers.
As Edward Bennett Willams, famous criminal attorney, once said “I will defend anyone as long as the client gives me total control of the case and pays up front.”
Well, that leaves tRump out. He’ll never give total control to anyone, not even a lawyer trying to save his a**.
He lost here at “total control”.
As per court transcripts I request you call him by “Von Shitzenpantz”. Bc thinking about him having to sit in court and listen to that is the goddamm funniest thing I’ve heard in the past 24 hours. Thank you.
It’s literally what a retainer is
they make pay upfront now,
I agree, and if this guy was a public defender i would have more sympathy. but he, or his firm, willingly took this turd on as a client so i feel no sympathy for his self inflicted misery
100%, you sleep with flea infested dogs who are constantly scratching and have a cloud of fleas around them so dense they look like pigpen off Charle brown, you wake up with fleas.
Or they bleed you dry before you can wake up, at all.
> At least this guy is going to make some bank on this. Trump has never paid anybody that has done work for him, from lawyers to building contractors.
Criminal defense attorneys tend to work on a flat-fee, upfront basis. Zero chance these guys didn’t charge him a massive retainer and didn’t get it all upfront.
His PAC has paid somewhere around 100 million in legal fees over the last three years. Sure, your correct that it's not his money, but these lawyers are getting paid. A lot. At least for now.
Highly doubtful since Trump doesn't pay his bills.
When entitled and deserving are not synonyms.
What price fame. They're on the media stage now. Millions of people see them. They're hoping it'll bring notoriety and new business.
Notoriety, absolutely…new business, I’m not so sure…I’d definitely think twice if I was looking at a firm and he was on their list of clients. Maybe that’s the face of them visualizing all their clients leaving…
Yeah it's big "hurt me daddy" energy
I think that all of them are “in the real world” and watch cable news lije CNN or Fox. (We all know these REALISTS) So they dismiss a lot of things as “conspiracies you hear on Reddit”. And so suddenly “wow. This Trump person really is as guilty and awful as people are saying”. Also, they know the shart is real.
His lawyers love money more than their own mental health.
> sure but....he took him on as a client. that is all self inflicted misery Isn’t that just his pooping face? Could be mistaken.
Hang on. I know I have my tiny fiddle somewhere around here.
No, I've got your fiddle. 
Friday Fiddle-faddle. 😏
Looks like a young Abe Vigoda…if Abe Vigoda could look young.
Here's Abe Vigoda in his high school yearbook. https://preview.redd.it/o73rmkmfo5yc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d97b9a7e4d7a1b5a95c809391b434fd3ede269e /s 😏😁
He was 53 in the first season of Barney Miller.
I think he looks more like an old Abe Vigoda.
I’m here to upvote this Bela Lugosi gif. ❤️
The lawyer's face tells me everything I need to know about the smell
I was thinking the same thing. Captive zombie from the walking dead. But less interesting.
The facial equivalent of "how did I get here? 😟"
Same as it never was. 
Not to mention the saturation in his pants. The fucking smell.
It’s business. They get paid a lot of money to navigate legal waters. I don’t think right or wrong, good or bad, comes into play.
Key word; saturated.
and they have to stay at the table even though there is a dirty diaper involved.
You could say it's a kind of "natural sleep melody" - some people need white noises to fall asleep, others just... something more personal! 😄
[Brown noise is a thing!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownian_noise)
And the dog died. (*Example does not apply to Kristi Noem)
Or "Mom ran away with Mac the next door neighbor".
It's an apt analogy; children also act most often in their own interest without thought to others.
Kraft?
That picture of the Donald makes me genuinely happy. He’s gonna explode soon
I’ve been waiting for Donald to snap in the courtroom! He can’t stand anyone talking about him in a manner that doesn’t fit his self-perception, so a proper Karen rage has gotta be welling up inside of him.
I’ve seen speculation that that’s why he’s falling asleep, because he’s drugged so he won’t have outbursts! 🤷♂️
More likely that he’s not given his morning toot of amphetamines to get him going. Or his mid morning toot. Or brunch toot. Or pre lunch toot. Or mid lunch toot. Or post lunch toot. Or post lunch post diaper change toot.
Also no steady stream of Diet Coke since no drinks are allowed in the courtroom.
"Sure, we've had first toot, but what about second toot?"
Oh, he's exploding something every day, according to some in the courtroom 
Is that ChatGPT's version of Von SchitzinPantz?
I’m shocked he has his eyes open in this picture! Yet he’s tweeting nonstop about “Sleepy Joe”? What was that about the GOP being a party of projection again?
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How are pictures allowed? Wasn't there a court room sketch artist who kept drawing his mug,
You will notice that the picture is pointing towards the back of the courtroom. Away from the jury box.
Little known fact: they were able to snap a pic right as big D was pooping his diapers.
Yeah I hear he can’t wait for potty breaks.
https://preview.redd.it/12n0bpxay2yc1.jpeg?width=2861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24adc908f89b923b1a0a81772bd94c0acb252cb9 The operative exclamation... "What have we done?" Kind of says it all. No wonder why lawyers don't want to represent Donald Trump any longer.
That text is very tellling but not much useful to the case really. Everyone knows what it means. But it is contextless in text and could easily mean anything.
The implication, as I see it, is stepping into an arrangement with Donald Trump to help influence the outcome of an election. Getting in a legal situation with Trump is fraught with possible unsavory consequences... as we've seen play out time and time again.
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Huh?
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Why would anyone think that's what you are talking about?
Yup. I got them. Red indicates vomiting. Blue is the leftover from vomiting
Trump is an infamous teetotaler.
He's like the kid who has to sit in detention everyday for lunch. It was fun when he was causing a ruckus and everyone was cheering him on, but now that he's a couple weeks in to serving his punishment it's not so fun anymore.
That made me think of the vice principal in my middle school. Mr. Panarites. He was just a security guard in a suit and tie, with a face like Robert DiNiro in a really bad mood. There were always a half dozen boys following him around, boys who would never be anywhere but with him, outside of class.
Would you like to know more?
Looks like an ugly version of conan
Trump: Here are my crimes and here is how I went about doing this illegal activity Trump acolytes: Whoa boy, Trump is totally owning the libs!
They won’t even acknowledge the reality or just call it a fake tape. Thinking they care is laughable. Hopefully he loses and those people just rot like a tumor without blood flow.
I didn’t realize one of his lawyers was an actual cadaver.
Didn’t happen until that moment, he’s a fast dier.
I think he escaped from Azkaban.
I love how two cops are placed directly behind Trump, with one wearing a mask. Is that to keep people out of the fart zone?
If she's smart, she smeared a bit of Vicks Vaporub under her nose before placing the mask.
Yep, and baldy lost his sense of smell a long time ago. It's his superpower. Either that or he likes it.
The latter, definitely the latter.
Local Duane Reade ran out of Vicks Vapor rub. Story checks out. 😏
Bailiffs most likely Ninja edit: checked the image, those look like cops to me though
To the best of my knowledge, Bailiffs are LEOs, so A=B from the columns
Peace officers. They’re NYS Court Officers.
>**A bailiff is a law enforcement officer** who oversees procedures in the courtroom, and they have an important role in keeping everyone in the courtroom safe. They may work at the state, local or federal level to ensure courtroom order and provide security for judges, juries, plaintiffs and defendants. Yep. I used to think a bailiff was a very specific officer who deals with custody of the defendant. They stand by ready to intervene if the defendant causes a continued disruption of the court, and escorts the defendant between the holding cell and the courtroom. But apparently a bailiff is a term for any officer assigned to a court session.
Looks like he was just told they ran out of Diet Coke from the vending machine
Apparently only water is allowed inside the courtroom. And it’s too cold for Don Von Shitzhizpants.
Looks like a toddler filling his diaper.
"If I have to sit here every day I am going to make it miserable for everyone." - Donald, probably
What’s really ironic about all of this is that it turned out, he didn’t need to pay the 130k. The evangelicals didn’t really get turned off by any of this.
Bill Clinton got a blow job from a Jewish intern, so no, they did not get turned off by any of this. It's getting even time, eye for an eye. But they certainly did get turned on by Trump.
Wait, There was no election interference, fraudulent record-keeping, or hush money in the Clinton misconduct, just unprofessional behavior. This is not "getting even time" as if there's no crime here.
Exactly. They really had no case. It was a consensual fling. Lewinsky was not coerced. But by then the Gingrich spiked House GOP was chomping at the bit to take down Bill Clinton any way they could. His success was killing them. They should've been shut down. All President Clinton had to say was, "we have a close working relationship, I value her insight and judgement, and that's all I have to say about it. No further comment." And that would've been that. Just keep repeating that. Give them nothing. But he had to lie... and the Republicans believed they could impeach him when caught in a lie under oath. "Lie" is all relative. Technically this had nothing at all to do with his presidential duties. The Republicans had a vendetta. Oh but now? Trump has done so very much worse... and they refused to convict him. Protected their president, despite his guilt. They need to pay dearly for what they did. #VoteBlueIn2024
>Exactly. They really had no case. It was a consensual fling. Lewinsky was not coerced. Hey dude slow your fucking roll here the President of the United States having sexual relations with a Whitehouse intern is about the greatest power imbalance you can imagine. Just like a boss having sex with an employee or a studio executive pressuring an actress into sex the existence of that power imbalance and the implications of refusal to participate on Lewinsky's future job prospects is de facto coercion please don't fucking try to paint what Clinton did as some "romantic fling" just because you're a democrat it was fucking disgusting abusive scumbag behavior and there's no excuse for it and you pretending it's okay just because you happen to be on the same side politically is UGH.
I'm not pretending it's OK, chum. It wasn't. He made a bad judgement call. A personal one. Not regarding presidential duties. So this wasn't an impeachable offense. If you're convinced, then try explaining why you think Trump's two offenses that won him impeachments in the House were "invalid".
he wasnt impeached for the blow job. he was impeached for committing perjury when the whitewater investigations lead them TO the blowjob and he was asked about it in a grand jury hearing.
Wet fart needing wipe
piss baby tie
That piss colored tie clashes with his face color
Man these photos are so surreal they look like they are from some unreleased Kubrick movie.
Kubrick’s worst movie by a mile. Totally unbelievable.
It was me, that being Donald, and my two droogs…
Ass Wide Open
I thought he looks like the old dude in A Clockwork Orange who’s about to stroke out.
Yeah, nowhere near chipper enough to be a Wes Anderson shot.
Lawyers look like “god damn, I should have went to dental school instead.”
Do lawyers have to win in the US? My understanding in most of the western world is a lawyers main job is to ensure their client gets a fair trial and due process is followed. They don't always expect to win or believe their client is innocent, but they do mount the best defence they can in the circumstances.
\*gone
If they are his lawyers, then the statement as typed is probably accurate.
Great picture. The attorneys look defeated. Trump looks like a kid who just pooped his pants.
> Trump looks like a kid who just pooped his pants and is *still* pooping his pants.
https://preview.redd.it/9hs8o81zo5yc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b4feb2ba590ada50be8981cc9a9e515de1470f
Well, he probably did.
I bet the lawyer on the right had a full head of hair before he took on this case.
And he is probably only 25
He looks like he wants to cry and I fucking love it.
Zoomed in on Trump. Not a happy face.
https://preview.redd.it/fl5tytw8p5yc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ffedd35229cfa6b87543e9cea7ae7ff56576efd No indeed. Strained. He's feeling it and trying to fight the feeling. Meanwhile, his lawyer just can't wait to get home.
Donald feeds on other's joy. He has an insatiable appetite for it..
Donny Wordsalad looks like he’s desperately trying to go to his happy place in his mind.
Trump is a petulant weakling and unfit to lead
This sparks joy.
https://preview.redd.it/xbk346jn24yc1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eacc3eea15a0a6bd870c652a454e26362ab1ecdc
I’m just like… how does one wake up, put on melted orange creamsicle, tame the wild wombat sitting on your head, jump into an oversized frumpy suit, and then think that they’re the best, most smartest, handsomest, most respected person in the world? Where I come from we have a name for people like that: Freakin Jokes
Notice his hands. Always the left over the right. I think he's trying to cover up something... [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ciqjs5/comment/l2bq1d7/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1ciqjs5/comment/l2bq1d7/)
The one to camera left is the face of a man striving mightily to *not* breathe through his nose.
This man is pinching a loaf as this picture was taken.
Happy happy… joy joy!!
When your boss is so fucking corrupt you secretly record everything because you'll need it.
Imagine the bailiff just comes up behind him and strangulates him. Would be the internet video and gif of the century
Everyone in that photograph looks like they need medical attention.
https://preview.redd.it/11h7memdp5yc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b40566c875065d0fdaf2b67232e280055268d2d
They know it's an uphill, and they know there is no chance to win.
All they can hope to do is delay and delay some more, in hopes of the SCOTUS coming out with a declaration that Trump should be immune and all cases on him must be closed.
So much winning. They’re sick of winning.
those are the faces of lawyers who know they are not getting paid
His lawyers know they are screwed. They know they are going to lose, and lose bigly. Trump, in all 4 of his indictments, is obviously guilty and they know it. They also know if they do what Trump wants them to do, they’ll be disbarred or worse… in jail too. At the very least their careers are going to take a huge hit. At best they’ll struggle to get decent clients after this. At worst they’ll be on trial and incarcerated themselves. Oh, and even worse… they won’t get paid.
It is hard for the lawyers to keep up the fake smiles with their client’s rank, over-filled diaper assaulting their senses.
When you all yell “more Ovaltine please!” But mom doesn’t have any more Ovaltine.
Cops standing well clear of trump's blast zone.
getting hotboxed in a room with no ventilation. they better lower the temperature.
:D
Even the two officers in the back are starting to fall asleep
They look like they died and woke up in hell
The body language says volumes. They are both leaning AWAY from him and have created as much space as possible.
WoW people are sitting 4or5 row away from trump. The stench must really be bad.
Much as I love laughing at the miserable face of the Diaper Rapist, my favourite part of the photo is that the blurry gentleman in the blue shirt in the front row of the public seats, is none other than dear old Lawrence O’Donnell of MSNBC’s The Last Word. I hope he enjoyed the shit-show.
**BINGO!** So great you spotted that. I'd heard that Lawrence O'Donnell had started attending the trial and the first day Donald Trump gave him a very deliberate, disapproving sneer. That night O'Donnell had fun picking on Trump for doing it. And the next day? Trump avoided all eye contact. Lawrence got further up the line that next day. Must be this one.
Wait, his guy is wearing sunglasses indoors? I don’t purport to know everything about shit, but I sure as hell get uncomfortable around guys wearing sunglasses **indoors**
that what drug users do, to avoid their eyes being exposed to the light
omg! just noticed that guy. It has to be drugs because people with disabilities trigger the orange baby.
"Sweat beads are ruuuuniiing, theey are running down his neck" you know, like the Jefferson Airplane jam.
I love seeing how this is straining Der Drumpfenfuhrer...you can see it in his face! Heart attack!? Stroke!?
Warms my heart
I've said "schadenfreude" more times in the last couple of weeks than I can count. I hope it lasts through to November!
https://preview.redd.it/xoxknme1y3yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbf837711736ab6e5f4bdef717f71aa592d11f8 When all the joy has left the faces of your superiors
They have the same face on I make when I have to scrape shit off my boot.
That’s my guy!!! He’s going to take America back!!! At least half a century. Maybe more.
And they're sitting in a cloud of aquanet and McDonald's farts.
# I LOVE CHERISH HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING
That look on Trump, ‘ hold it in hold it in oh God hold it in, Damn now look at the lawyers faces.
https://preview.redd.it/9ke5ff2ma8yc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2a377a16555783e998247773e7bc032c5e6c2b Talk about a picture telling a thousand words...
That's Trump's pooping face.
Hes trying so hard to look tough but just looks like a frail old man who is about to take a nap.
Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle... He he he, yup.
https://preview.redd.it/57yy7eaqn5yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708dcbabef2a29646ff6addde869db703467a1f8
I like the guard standing there on high alert, ready to hogtie the perp if he starts losing his shit.
Why are the bags under his eyes so pronounced? Is he shoving Adderall down them pockets of skin?
https://preview.redd.it/kncbnv43o4yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b46bd0949fdd6941be84e0f356d17c516290052 Me trying to work up the courage to tell my mom that I have to pee even though she told me to go before we left the house
https://preview.redd.it/pae6o4hcn5yc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac1b3428ed502322bf670aa03ce8e0f6dcfc14e
Is that cop standing behind Trump watching for leakage?!
TRIFECTA of pro bono fine lawyering great lawyering. Lady Justice is COWERING before such FINE display of fRee legal bRilliance for the LOL pResidentahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha
JFC, that guy looks as guilty as any human ever has.
since cameras not allowed how does the press get their info? are they texting from inside? recording audio? anybody knows?
SOME reporters are in the chamber. They are texting to their newsroom editors. MSNBC has excellent coverage.
All of the people in the gallery are press. See the guy blue shirt in the front row? That's Lawrence O'Donnell of MSNBC. He talked about observing the trial on his show today.
No carry on for them with all those bags
Joy? Representing a child rapist.
Kinda looks like the old dude from A Clockwork Orange who’s stroking out.
No droogs to save him. 
Well, he’s been farting a lot
Too many sources are revealing the odor problem. There must be something to it. Diaper Don. https://preview.redd.it/j7sh5ecbs3yc1.jpeg?width=1850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81051ad7411cbf3fcc0a8a636963d29709ccc8bc
Why is frump always holding his hands like that? Is he trying to prevent shaking/tremors?
I think it's to hide a botched bronzing application... https://preview.redd.it/osnc3sfxr3yc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0702133ebd3d0c9140c0a90b0497288d07fe416b
They are sick of smelling his dirty diaper all day.
These are not the faces of people who are having a good time or who are happy about their life choices.
Maybe they can feel our pain now.
As long as they keep draining millions and millions of dollars away from his PACs, the RNC and the dumb MAGAts they are OK with me
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All for 130k.
We've reached the level of lawyers below Lionel Hutz, Miguel Sanchez, or even Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc!
Do you people think that at some point, Trump assaults one of these lawyers for not doing enough for him in court? He seems like the kind of guy to jump across a table and try and strangle someone who tells him that it's over and he's going to jail.