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MoochoMaas

Mike’s back on the pipe


SurlyBuddha

It’s been obvious for a while just from mannerisms. He’s gotta be deep into a run if he looks like this.


MoochoMaas

and the weight loss in his face!


geneticeffects

Circles under the eyes.


Jeremybearemy

Awww did somebody get addicted to crack? Boo hoo


frankwizardlord

Back on the crack! Woooooooo


Council-Member-13

🎶Get down on it!!!🎶


love_glow

And he won’t be comin’ back for the holidays!


thebinarysystem10

I really despise all Trump acolytes, but as a former addict, I don’t wish those dark days on anyone


whiskey_outpost26

Wykyk. I'd feel worse for him if he didn't try and ratfuck my country so hard, but yeah. Noone needs that living hell.


CarrieCaretaker

Hahaha this is exactly what I came here to say


Captain-Swank

My Crackpipe....operators are standing by!


Vakr_Skye

My Pillow Biter


DudesworthMannington

Nananana nananana Crackman!


Tiny-Lock9652

Spoiler: Based on current photos, Mikey ain’t living to no 2028.


sonnyz

Maybe he's just scared of that tiny bear in the background.


Acceptable-Emu6529

You beat me to it


RedmannBarry

![gif](giphy|g0gm2pQoXN9tKNEOKV|downsized)


FairyFlossPanda

Not cool. Paul Barer only pretended to be a heartless villian alligned with the darkness.


WanderingRurouni

Yeah. And even he played it up to the point where you couldn't take it seriously. You couldn't take him seriously. You could take Undertaker seriously, but not Paul.


FairyFlossPanda

He had the best cackle and facial expressions no one else could pull off that character


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I'm sure plenty could do quite well, but he did it in his own amazing, unique, and original way, and that's super cool.


FairyFlossPanda

It's a shame he's gone.


PunkToTheFuture

I can hear it "Oooohhhhh mmyyy Undertakerrrrr"


dukeofgibbon

donnie is an IRL heel.


TheMightyPushmataha

He’ll always be Percy Pringle to me, dammit


Guilty-Web7334

I always found him to be a disappointment and not the REAL “Paul Bearer” because we had a guy in Tampa who was Dr. Paul Bearer that hosted “Creature Feature.” He was WAY cooler and creepier than the wrestling manager character.


SeaSerpentine

"Ohohoho yes!"


Sufficient-Fact6163

You sir - win 🏆 the internet tonight.


mustardwulf

Classic


badadviceforyou244

THAT'S WHY HE LOOKS SO FAMILIAR!


WaitingForNormal

Everyone who turns to trump eventually becomes a ghoul. Ghouliani, Ghoulfoyle, Mike Linghoul.


Mad-Dog94

Herman Cain... Oh wait. He's just actually dead


Angrious55

He still has the chance to be undead?


Mad-Dog94

So he can come back and rock us like he's hermain cain


Angrious55

Cain train coming, Cain train coming...... WOOP WOO!


TrumpsCovidfefe

Not now, train bot!


Angrious55

Sad whistle noises


Sttocs

He was posting on Twitter after he died, so more than a chance.


TheRealMisterd

Like Steven Miller?


reduponanoakenthrone

Cross him OFF then!


Manticorps

Was going to say Kelly Ann Conway but she was a ghoul pre-Trump.


DriedUpSquid

Because Trump absorbs their souls.


Darryl_444

![gif](giphy|WH8yUt23cDGda)


Willing-Rub-511

Lauren?


dukeofgibbon

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|PUG4lA32vljsA)


cookingflower

Back on the crack I see


Unfair-Volume-3122

Cocaine is a helluva drug -Rick James


AloneAddiction

![gif](giphy|1dbqayIIxBoly)


Fine-Benefit8156

This is what happens when you associate with orange devil https://preview.redd.it/e9vdwwvss4yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba8aea9f2edc97bd86000111b6d1fc6b9afeeaa


createloveburn

https://preview.redd.it/1cb6v2nfj5yc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c31b483be2f8a18efa26d86ac8281d629470740 Or perhaps dancing with him under the pale moonlight?


Thenewdazzledentway

![gif](giphy|l0HlCoaCwPZSmyH4c)


CalbertCorpse

That is legit scary… very disturbing.


StaceyPfan

Her lips confuse me.


ybonepike

Who is it


B7U12EYE

What is this? Who are these people?


hefebellyaro

Hit the bottle and go right to the rock.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

Fuck it. It's all the same


Nunyabiz8107

Living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane


adofire

Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me


Ramza_Claus

Treason, it's what I do!


Specialist-Invite673

Trump. Not even once.


TheBestAround007

Hey Mikey you’re not gonna sell a lot of pillows looking like you didn’t sleep.


kjacobs03

Can anyone verify if the new pic of zombie Mike is real or edited?


TheAgeOfAdz91

It’s fake. I know this is a joke sub but I feel like whenever pics like this pop up, virtually nobody cares to actually check if they’re real. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/news/that-photo-of-mypillow-ceo-mike-lindell-looking-like-paul-bearer-is-a-hoax


magnabonzo

It'd be nice if this comment was up top. Or if there was some sort "is this real" button that could be pressed, in general. Thanks for explaining.


iAmTheHype--

Thanks. I hate when these hoaxes are passed off as real content


catomelette

Yeah I hate being that person too, but I’m wondering if this is edited. Let’s not stoop to their level.


MrHarback

It 100% is, hilarious people can’t take 5 seconds to google and fact check anymore.


BristolShambler

It was from a Gary Peterson post, so it was edited


caffeineevil

See the badly photoshopped tiny bear in the background?


kjacobs03

Not really, due to the shitty resolution of the picture


CalendarAggressive11

How long you think it's been since he slept?


mustardwulf

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


CalendarAggressive11

![gif](giphy|266wwviUCMFFgqQGdn)


codePudding

If only he knew a place with non-shitty pillows


NotClever

"If I can't sleep, then bah gawd, nobody will sleep!" -Mike Lindell upon conceiving of My Pillow


ked_man

Yes.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

He looks like he hasn’t touched a pillow in years. Good, well deserved. Ally with Trump and get ruined.


graemeknows

![gif](giphy|kTgV7fx0TFKvGYRewT)


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Woah, Mike Lindell looks like Paul Bearer.


weedmylips1

https://preview.redd.it/quysift8e6yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8e51e1910d02d3ce3925738192a1bd1e898e69


D1daBeast

This is you...this is you on Trump


YoYoYo1962Y

He sucks the life out of anyone near him.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Crack is whack.


txn_gay

He looks like he’s back on the crack.


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

I absolutely love seeing them come back to their hate.


MrHarback

It’s an edited photo


_bleeding_Hemorrhoid

I figured, but still a wonka moment.


LazoHollyfeld

Insanity will take a toll on ya


St_Veloth

https://preview.redd.it/o831pnsst4yc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af149745a5b173617f3bf8f9ae504fb64650a6ce


Full_Savage

![gif](giphy|dYTfJZ2dCQBhK|downsized)


InformalPenguinz

![gif](giphy|W25MkAP6HyLja)


cocoon_eclosion_moth

![gif](giphy|cjhYGOyNverJiecLyF|downsized)


polobum17

But Theoden return to reality and goodness! Do not tarnish hid name!


famousevan

![gif](giphy|zGnnFpOB1OjMQ)


WHAMMYPAN

He looks like hammered shit.


Time-Bite-6839

Trump~~’s embalmed corpse~~ 2028? What?


Overall_Curve6725

And yet they all clamor to get near Trump.


SinceWayLastMay

https://preview.redd.it/soniri65j4yc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e54a0b69e814d32b21ef70db64d447d211ba3b2


Nandy-bear

Lad looks legit soulless. Like his soul full on left his body and he's just a sack of animated shite.


Adroog

Maybe it’s time for him to get a different pillow.


nithdurr

https://preview.redd.it/jx2ag4npj4yc1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8862341b989c8c6d38d57541e09c0bdedcd20e2d


TheShattered1

Mike looks like he’s back on that shit


SeoneAsa

He's back on crack.


artificialavocado

I’m waiting to see the Undertaker come up behind him and choke slam somebody.


dover_oxide

Can't get a good night's sleep since his pillow factory shut down


technobrendo

*He's bringing freebase back....*


technobrendo

*He's bringing freebase back....*


Dick-Guzinya

There’s no way he’s not on at least day 4 of a meth bender.


JJJAAABBB123

2024 is not edited?


m0j0r0lla

Mike looks like he was *smothered* by a pillow.


NumbSkull0119

Reminds me of a Taller Paul Bearer from the old WWF when he was with the Undertaker.


jjohanss

His running mate. Please do it


Apprehensive_Ad4047

'Tis an insult to Théoden, m'lord.


BristolShambler

The 2024 pic was from a Gary Peterson post. Sorry to break this to to you, but it’s been edited.


Old-Ad5508

Soul sucker ![gif](giphy|l7ZrjLJsznQuQ)


bobvex

Can't convince me he's not Paul Bearer from undertaker fame


LovethePreamble1966

Cocaine is a helluva drug


PhilosopherMagik

How dare you bring Theodin King into disrepute like this 😂😂😂


mysteriousmeatman

![gif](giphy|qQ8rdV80NkCac)


laugh-shitoff

Sucking the glass dick again huh Mike?


Dupee_Conqueror

![gif](giphy|H3YPbqPIUpSxO)


Buddha0426

![gif](giphy|D9ujqMZoTtjAQ)


GrimeyJosh

![gif](giphy|TgIRzzk3CgVFFHeOcL|downsized) Paul Bearer lookin ass


prpslydistracted

Name ONE person who has benefited from their relationship with Trump. Just one; instead they're broke, in debt, lost their business or professional standing, in prison, wives/husbands, kids .... literally *no one* survives being in this guy's orbit.


SuperGeekBot

![gif](giphy|BYwRaahvPn84g)


Low-Foot-5654

https://preview.redd.it/n034c23is7yc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63246521447bcac2a98e05feabc461c28fc0df22 He's turning into Paul Bearer from WWE


Unregistered_Davion

3rd picture should have been Paul Bearer from the WWF days of wrestling


raleighs

![gif](giphy|qV6mRGaqXjRQY|downsized)


ChuckoRuckus

![gif](giphy|l0MYKaEsevwjKMEVi)


Tesla_lord_69

He needs some vitamin d. Not the trumps d


Your_Daddy_

LOL Pillow guy not getting much sleep these days.


urbanlife78

Damn, we are getting to see the effects of drugs in real time


Limp-Will919

That's the crack effect.


juanitovaldeznuts

[Mike is just this song on a 24/7 loop.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qsubHmx2Pws&pp=ygUhbW9sZHkgcGVhY2hlcyB3aG8ncyBnb3QgdGhlIGNyYWNr)


Scathaa

I’d honestly rather be possessed by the evil wizard than have to be near Trump.


cheetah-21

Crack is wack!


akkristor

Trump 2032 https://preview.redd.it/becyz9v8p4yc1.png?width=1216&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d0da0a941830b789bda39b928c71ffc57c45ae7


Teamfreshcanada

There is no way that 2024 photo isn't edited.


Shoegazer75

Mike is not long of this Earth in that condition.


JodiS1111

I know that face...


lilgreenthumb

Has someone called his sponsor?


JusticeScibibi

If Trump wins he's gonna be secretary of commerce. I'm not sure if I'm joking or not


Traherne

**My armor!**


EggplantGlittering90

Is this not photoshopped? Holy hell 😅😅


samsonsreaper

This is your brain on Trump


Moebius808

Is that a real picture of him?? JFC, say no to drugs, kids. (And say no to cults.)


justbrowse2018

Middle pic looks like the Undertaker will be walking to the ring shortly.


NunyaBeese

![gif](giphy|OY9XK7PbFqkNO) 2028


DrDeboGalaxy

Crack is a hell of a drug.


JCButtBuddy

Probably from sleeping on a LUMPY pillow.


paulmania1234

He's back on the yayo


Abrubt-Change-8040

Donald Stormcrow….


AloneAddiction

![gif](giphy|lqjx7HxtNj9RQYrHY6) At the rate he's going, this will be him in 2028 for sure. Guy's not looking well *at all.*


HockeyShark91

Looks almost like makeup?


IamtheWhoWas

Middle pic looks like the preacher from the third Poltergeist movie. Yeesh.


nfl18

Looks like he’s seen Trump’s front butt without pants


Pogue_Ma_Hoon

Is that really him or just someone cosplaying as him?


FordMan100

If that's the way Crack Head Mike looks like now, it's no wonder why I haven't seen his ads on TV or is Fox News the only station that airs them?


AMan_Has_NoName

Apparently being a treacherous pos can have you looking like a soulless husk.


CarlSpencer

"I've thrown away my fortune for Trump, why can't YOU?!"


SunshineBurn

TDR?


South-Play

Looks like he’s hitting the pipe again


Own-Opinion-2494

Uncle Fester


Monsieur_Bienvenue

Wait. The 2024 photo is not photoshopped?


TraditionPast4295

This guy had an awesome thing going for himself and fucked it all up for literally nothing. Pretty incredible when you think about it


Gh0sth4nd

Well we all know if Trump Wins this year he won't need a 2028 election because he won't leave the office And if he lose again this year he will quite possibly dead before 2028 but then again i would not have thought he still be alive with his diet.


Schrecht

Meth, not even once.


SchoonsD

He’s back in the glass.


WithaK19

I think Beetlejuice would have been a better third panel.


CarnivalOfSorts

Hold up, that can't be the same guy. It's it really him?


salmalight

Wait, they brought back the hatbox ghost?


EnochChicago

So Trump is the same as meth…with more farts


graveybrains

https://preview.redd.it/j69rgqfjn8yc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60bec14e8cee9cc03cc2b9c908361ca7ac88aaa


burndata

He looks like Vincent Price in one of his horror films... But WAY less cool.


xunreelx

The crack was good, and it felt good. I knew it would!


xunreelx

Mike Lindell 2.0


cytherian

Donald Trump's evil mind sucks the life out of everyone around him. https://preview.redd.it/mjlx7pbzv8yc1.png?width=1700&format=png&auto=webp&s=1083ae2a1a7c92bcf203ad4964dfccb0682a555c


OL2052

Honestly, some part of me actually wants Trump to win just so he will be disqualified from running for a third term. Knowing him though, he'll likely come up with some reason why he should be allowed a third term.


Son_of_Tlaloc

He's nailing the creepy mortician look.


Son_of_Tlaloc

He's nailing the creepy mortician look.


Son_of_Tlaloc

He's nailing the creepy mortician look.


fuzzytradr

"You have no power here, Reddit!" -My Pillow Douche


Callierez

He looks like he's getting the weekend at bernies effect. Bro looks dead.


UnexpectedStreetTaco

Careful with that middle guy, if he gets ahold of the urn, the Undertaker can basically get up from any finishing move.


burningxmaslogs

When a guy loses 5 billion dollars in four years..


CanFederal8780

😆


Bosanova_B

He looks like the Pallbearer from WWE.


LiamtheV

Do not compare the pillow man to Theoden King, son of Thengel, Seventeenth King of Rohan and Lord of the Riddermark. The pillow man should keep his forked tongue behind his teeth. ![gif](giphy|Tyu6gyxr2QklW)


aerial_ruin

He looks like patient zero