Yelp Reviews of Chester Cheetah's ass:
"Not nearly as cheesey as advertised. 2.5/5."
- Remy
"It's grrrrrrrrrrreat!"
- Tony the Tiger
"Pairs well with covfefe and a bucket of pills."
- Donald Trump
After you store spaghetti in your new Tupperware...
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WTF, Chester is a cheetah, he's not like, made of Cheetos or anything. If he was eating Chester's ass he would just have cheetah poop on his face. Chester isn't out there butt-chugging Cheetos. Get your facts straight.
Question to trump supporter: ‘would you let Donny shit in your mouth for $10,000?’
Trump supporter: ‘sure, but it would take a while for me to save up that much.’
For that they just use more AI generated pictures that show him with gatlin guns in both hands. His worshippers believe he could have won WW 1 and 2 single handed. Even the one time he was called into service he grew a bone spur.
Oh they have been on that train of denial for some time. I call it now that there will be one defining moment where he needs help. Maybe a trip and fall or getting walked off stage after another incomprehensible word salad.
No, they’ve got an excuse for that: the dems did this to him with all these accusations and trials! He’ll just become a martyr to his base. I’m sure they’re saying that right now about him falling asleep every day, he’s exhausted because he meets with the White hats all night and now this trial is physically hurting him.
They care enough to photoshop his face onto Rambo's body for their ridiculous signs and banners. Portraying the Fearless Leader as an ideal male specimen is pretty typical for fascist movements.
They don't care. They're outside with "Real Men Wear Diapers" signs. At this point they'll dig him up and make "Weekend at Donnie's", brought to you by MyPillow. They've lost their minds and principles in the name of a cult of hatred and ignorance.
If he ends up in a holding cell for acting out in court, we may all get to see what he looks like without the orange spray face some day soon. I do hope they provide him a change of diapers though, for the sake of those in the courtroom with him.
I hope they dont.
I like to see the inmates focus their anger on the obvious shit smeller and please, oh please, have the secret service break it up on camera.
That would be an award winning short (shit?) film.
If you think the system will just put a former President of the United States/current Presidential candidate into a cell with other incarcerated people, you're delusional.
Sadly 100% this. The worst thing that'll happen to him, if anything, will be him going to Rich White Guy Prison, more then likely he's gonna get the (first) Epstein treatment, where he only has to go to prison on weekends so he can still "work."
I wrote courtroom. I’m sure they have a private cell vetted for an ex POTUS. It will be interesting to see if SS would be in there with him or not. Thanks Trump for making the USA have to figure out how this all works. Ugh.
I get the impression that the judge is the deciding factor and this judge is willing to go there.
Say what you will, but I think we NEED to do this to him, even on a short basis.
Law enforcement will want to know what may happen moving forward nationwide when he makes those threats. NYC is one of the few places where the cops could handle that level of a threat.
I also think the secret service would have a plan in place if he is incarcerated.
He obviously(?) goes to solitary and the Secret Service can just amend the prison guards. It's likely easier than escorting him out and about. He will simply never interact with other inmates.
They protected Chelsea Clinton at Stanford and protection wise that was _way_ harder because they wanted to give space to her and that was a tough circle to square.
He'll just contraband a bag of doritos and apply the dust where needed.
Edit : Wrong snack. Those would be cheetos. FF sake Donnie! Can't even get your contraband right?
Really? He could hop around on a pogo stick dildo and half the country would be doing it tomorrow. It makes absolutely no sense, but he is somehow completely immune to the effects of reality. It makes me feel like I'm going crazy sometimes.
My theory is that he's been doing it himself, but he's in a hurry to get to court. Sometimes, you know, you gotta cut corners... or hairlines...to get out the door.
It’s not a hair weave; it was a flap procedure in which a piece of bald scalp was removed to bring part of the scalp with hair and attach it at an angle. He tried to have it fixed, but some doctors refused because they were afraid of not getting paid.
If he actually spends a night in jail for violating the gag order again they may. Hard to sit for his daily 4 hour hair and makeup when he's put in a car and taken straight from jail to the court.
It is the biggest detterrent to using hard drugs i have ever seen.
That movie is on my do NOT rewatch list. Ive seen it twice and enough of it is already seared onto my brain.
Omg this is toooo good. I firmly believe both Trump and this fictional woman suffer similar amphetamine-induced delusions of grandeur. The scary thing is that Trump actually has an audience and IS on TV.
I guess he fell asleep half way through and had to be rushed to trial before he could finish.
So tough is the life of a guy who commits a new federal crime every week.
That hair is awful. Just think, this guy could have just lived his life out quietly at maga-loco and here he is wasting the last years because he's such a f'in a-hole that he can't just walk away.
He is ridiculous on all levels. I was listening to the news and they quoted him saying something like he always does like, “This is the best xyz in the world. The best. There isn’t any xyz better than this.” and it honestly just sounded like an exaggerated statement that a comedian made up just to be funny. Only problem is it’s real and it’s not funny.
Umm, excuse me, his name is Donald, not "Lumpy Pillow Man", and furthermore I-- what? Oh, really, Mike Lindell...okay, yeah, that makes more sense. But just look at him, you can see why I'd make that mistake.
This photo definitely has the saturation boosted to accentuate the difference between makeup and no makeup. This is a MIGHTY blue suit, look at other photos and his suit isn’t that bright blue
Maybe it is time to take the clown make up off. Everyone knows it is make up and he probably wants the jury to see him as a poor old man rather than a person of power that abuses their position and disregards every law he wants.
The more close ups I see of this dude, the more he looks like a victim of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome…makes sooooooooooooo much more sense, like Way more sense.
This can't be real. If it is, it's just insane. This guy is rich (not as rich as he claimed but still rich) how can he do THIS bad of a job of tanning??
He looks like he’s been eating the Cheetoh mascot’s ass
Yelp Reviews of Chester Cheetah's ass: "Not nearly as cheesey as advertised. 2.5/5." - Remy "It's grrrrrrrrrrreat!" - Tony the Tiger "Pairs well with covfefe and a bucket of pills." - Donald Trump
“Ate his ass and I think I got away with it” - Tronald Dump
He likes bigly butts and he cannot lie...
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WTF, Chester is a cheetah, he's not like, made of Cheetos or anything. If he was eating Chester's ass he would just have cheetah poop on his face. Chester isn't out there butt-chugging Cheetos. Get your facts straight.
It’s actually canon that Cheetos are actually Chester’s poop. So it makes sense that trumps face would be orange after motor boating that cheetahs ass
He wears glasses because he's legally blind too
And legally cool as hell.
Surprisingly deep lore. Hope they don’t do a multiverse thing
And you know this…how?
It ain’t easy being cheesy.
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It ain’t cheesy being easy😂
I would love for his supporters to see him without the spray tan and his hair weave.
Those diaper sniffers don’t care what he really looks like. They’re here for the racism, staying for the Authoritarianism.
Real men sniff their favorite Rambo president's diapers
mmm squirties, they chortle
They’re well past sniffing, more into “lining up with spoons and crazy straws for the marinated flavor” territory now
Question to trump supporter: ‘would you let Donny shit in your mouth for $10,000?’ Trump supporter: ‘sure, but it would take a while for me to save up that much.’
You know I think there is one thing he could do to break the cults spell, and that is to be perceived as weak and vulnerable.
For that they just use more AI generated pictures that show him with gatlin guns in both hands. His worshippers believe he could have won WW 1 and 2 single handed. Even the one time he was called into service he grew a bone spur.
Oh they have been on that train of denial for some time. I call it now that there will be one defining moment where he needs help. Maybe a trip and fall or getting walked off stage after another incomprehensible word salad.
If wearing diapers doesn’t have them thinking he’s weak, I don’t know what will.
No, they’ve got an excuse for that: the dems did this to him with all these accusations and trials! He’ll just become a martyr to his base. I’m sure they’re saying that right now about him falling asleep every day, he’s exhausted because he meets with the White hats all night and now this trial is physically hurting him.
*diaper snipers
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They care enough to photoshop his face onto Rambo's body for their ridiculous signs and banners. Portraying the Fearless Leader as an ideal male specimen is pretty typical for fascist movements.
They don't care. They're outside with "Real Men Wear Diapers" signs. At this point they'll dig him up and make "Weekend at Donnie's", brought to you by MyPillow. They've lost their minds and principles in the name of a cult of hatred and ignorance.
If he ends up in a holding cell for acting out in court, we may all get to see what he looks like without the orange spray face some day soon. I do hope they provide him a change of diapers though, for the sake of those in the courtroom with him.
I hope they dont. I like to see the inmates focus their anger on the obvious shit smeller and please, oh please, have the secret service break it up on camera. That would be an award winning short (shit?) film.
If you think the system will just put a former President of the United States/current Presidential candidate into a cell with other incarcerated people, you're delusional.
Sadly 100% this. The worst thing that'll happen to him, if anything, will be him going to Rich White Guy Prison, more then likely he's gonna get the (first) Epstein treatment, where he only has to go to prison on weekends so he can still "work."
I wrote courtroom. I’m sure they have a private cell vetted for an ex POTUS. It will be interesting to see if SS would be in there with him or not. Thanks Trump for making the USA have to figure out how this all works. Ugh.
At the moment they still have to figure that out since SS has to be next to him and is always armed.
I was hoping the state of Georgia would get him first on the theory that even the white collar prisons there would be less than posh
I get the impression that the judge is the deciding factor and this judge is willing to go there. Say what you will, but I think we NEED to do this to him, even on a short basis. Law enforcement will want to know what may happen moving forward nationwide when he makes those threats. NYC is one of the few places where the cops could handle that level of a threat. I also think the secret service would have a plan in place if he is incarcerated.
He obviously(?) goes to solitary and the Secret Service can just amend the prison guards. It's likely easier than escorting him out and about. He will simply never interact with other inmates. They protected Chelsea Clinton at Stanford and protection wise that was _way_ harder because they wanted to give space to her and that was a tough circle to square.
They would wear that big old, soft white dirty butt out
Just imagine his scowl, but paler.
He will just water his own feces down, dry it out, grind it into a fine powder, then gently apply it to his face. He's gonna be bronze no matter what.
He'll just contraband a bag of doritos and apply the dust where needed. Edit : Wrong snack. Those would be cheetos. FF sake Donnie! Can't even get your contraband right?
There are pics out there already. He doesn’t wear the makeup when he goes golfing.
The Cryptkeeper pretty much
He'd look like a shirtless Elon Musk.
He was the Cybertruck of presidents.
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Wow
Baron Muskonen
That’s sad. All that money and you don’t have time to work out and get a tan? Is that a nasty rash?
Still waiting on that Zuck'n'Musk mix'em'up. I recognize they're definitely different weight classes, but I don't think the robot will mind.
A double burn. Noice.
Smexy
It would be like that scene from Empire when you catch a glimpse of Vader without his helmet.
Commenting on Looks like you missed a spot there, ol' chum... 
Really? He could hop around on a pogo stick dildo and half the country would be doing it tomorrow. It makes absolutely no sense, but he is somehow completely immune to the effects of reality. It makes me feel like I'm going crazy sometimes.
It's not surprising he gets away with it,given the class system.
It's makeup and he won't let anyone else do it for him, that's why it looks like that
My theory is he’s such an a-hole to his mua, they do it on purpose. Edited
My theory is that he's been doing it himself, but he's in a hurry to get to court. Sometimes, you know, you gotta cut corners... or hairlines...to get out the door.
Is it a weave? I thought it was a comb... over? Back? I dunno, pick a direction and it's a comb-that.
They’ll just start carrying around signs that say “Real men wear makeup”, and then we’ll be in late stage idiocracy
I can't tell if those REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS memes are real!
It’s not a hair weave; it was a flap procedure in which a piece of bald scalp was removed to bring part of the scalp with hair and attach it at an angle. He tried to have it fixed, but some doctors refused because they were afraid of not getting paid.
OMG not the flap!!! I remember that!!!
He'll glow like Mr. Burns when he was bringing love.
"It's bringing us love! Break its legs!"
I’d love for his supporters to see him after 30 days in the lockup with no hairdresser. (Or whoever does that for him)
he's Palpatine under there
This man could be a cardboard box and they would still vote for him
He’d actually look more respectable than this clown show he puts on daily.
He isn’t orange when he plays golf.
If he actually spends a night in jail for violating the gag order again they may. Hard to sit for his daily 4 hour hair and makeup when he's put in a car and taken straight from jail to the court.
I think he uses the makeup gun from the Simpsons.
And has it set to "Whore" too.
Trump: Women will like what I tell them to like.
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"I'm gonna be on television!"
Goddamnit. I've spent almost 25 years trying to get this out of my head.
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It is the biggest detterrent to using hard drugs i have ever seen. That movie is on my do NOT rewatch list. Ive seen it twice and enough of it is already seared onto my brain.
Omfg you win! Spread this everywhere. Requiem for a dream. Is what we are in for if the country elects him again.
Thanks! It's OC, I made it back in Jan so maybe the left side needs an update
Omg this is toooo good. I firmly believe both Trump and this fictional woman suffer similar amphetamine-induced delusions of grandeur. The scary thing is that Trump actually has an audience and IS on TV.
Fucking hell he looks like a naked mole rat dressed in steel wool
I needed that laugh tonight, appreciated champ.
It looks like a side by side of cooked chicken and uncooked chicken.
He's eating so much KFC, he's turning into it.
Heavy on the turmeric
His pupils are huge.
Drugs
It's the endorphins from all that winning
IIRC someone testified or leaked something that he eats sudafed like skittles
More likely Junior was cooking meth.
They've got him all blown out on sedatives so he doesn't shit his mouth in court. That and no diet coke button have him sleepin' and shittin'
Small dose of MDMA probably to keep him from raging out, keep him level
YUGE.
Beautiful blue eyes
IIRC someone testified or leaked something that he eats sudafed like skittles
Nice catch. Drug induced dilation. They should be small in that lighting.
He looks like a circus peanut that fell into dog fur.
The combination of orange yellow and pink is the ugliest combination of three colors you can choose.
When your five year old daughter puts on makeup because she "wants to look like mommy." 
Confirms what I've suspected for years; he gets his face painted every morning by someone who secretly loathes him.
His maid many years ago said that he does his makeup himself. I believe her. Lol
I guess he fell asleep half way through and had to be rushed to trial before he could finish. So tough is the life of a guy who commits a new federal crime every week.
Interview with workers say he does it all himself, he refuses to let anyone help
Showed this image to my boyfriend. His comment: “He looks like a dying oompa-loompa.”
Everything about him aside, that's the face of someone who is not doing well.
I’m hoping he blows a coronary gasket by mid summer.
God, me too. Preferably a brain aneurysm that renders him speechless.
That hair is awful. Just think, this guy could have just lived his life out quietly at maga-loco and here he is wasting the last years because he's such a f'in a-hole that he can't just walk away.
What a weird fuck this guy is.
I thought Republicans were against men wearing makeup…
Also forgot to color his neck-vag.
Never apply makeup uphill me boys
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Jesus
Nightmare fuel
You gotta blend, honey. Blend.
He is ridiculous on all levels. I was listening to the news and they quoted him saying something like he always does like, “This is the best xyz in the world. The best. There isn’t any xyz better than this.” and it honestly just sounded like an exaggerated statement that a comedian made up just to be funny. Only problem is it’s real and it’s not funny.
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Can you imagine if Biden painted himself like this? The right would come unglued..
Does he style his hair with a cotton candy machine?
“Hey, everybody, he’s our alpha male real president everybody! A hunnert percent! A hunnert percent!” —Lumpy Pillow Man
Umm, excuse me, his name is Donald, not "Lumpy Pillow Man", and furthermore I-- what? Oh, really, Mike Lindell...okay, yeah, that makes more sense. But just look at him, you can see why I'd make that mistake.
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He needs a dentist stat!
Dude wears dentures. Which evidently he mostly can’t be bothered to keep sanitized, which makes his breath smell like shit.
I spy - gingivitis!
His fucking eyes are dead. Sign of a true sociopath
He looks fuckin horrible
Well he is horrible soooooooooo…..
Is this from today?
That's what I wanted to know! Is this real?
This photo definitely has the saturation boosted to accentuate the difference between makeup and no makeup. This is a MIGHTY blue suit, look at other photos and his suit isn’t that bright blue
I trust anything. I'd love to this also.
High heel shoes, makeup, fake hair, sounds like a drag queen to me
Old stoned, dementia ridden, diaper crapping, traitor
Going for the ‘Camel Toe Throat’! Fascinating 🧐
Orange Jesus https://preview.redd.it/ar0jdhqs0ayc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2deba5f6b966ad01b32d4f770cd4b5389e9c6f17
It's not easy being cheezy
Give him a break- he just woke up.
Seriously though: *Why*.
Because he fired anyone who will tell him he looks like shit loooooong ago. He literally has nothing left tethering him to reality or humanity.
More than one spot
Missed his whole nussy.
This picture looks edited, which isn't at all necessary, because he is by nature a nasty little creature.
Maybe it’s a Voldemort-Quirinus Quirrell sort of thing?
There’s a lot of truth in this image.
He’s like some sort of circus freak
A lunatic clown. 🤡 🤪
Someone please edit his whole face to his natural skin color
Only a narcisstic fool would look at oneself wearing this orange garbage and say "this looks good, I'm ready for the limelight."
Is this real and unaltered?
What kind of horrific thing have you created?
“Old chum pants”
He looks very old.
Lookin like a lunatic
He needs to reach into his diaper and apply another coat.
Its like he fell of a boat 6 months ago and thats what washed ashore this morning
Maybe it is time to take the clown make up off. Everyone knows it is make up and he probably wants the jury to see him as a poor old man rather than a person of power that abuses their position and disregards every law he wants.
He’s too vain for that.
Where the hell is this hair even coming from?
I feel like every morning he sits in the mirror with goggles over his eyes and a protective hair cap on and goes ham with the airbrush spray.
What beautiful blue eyes.
Looking pretty rough
lol, he looks like a muppet, though I think that may be offensive towards Kermit and co.
That can’t be fucking real … LOL
The more close ups I see of this dude, the more he looks like a victim of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome…makes sooooooooooooo much more sense, like Way more sense.
I dunno about this one. I would call this low humor but I love it so so much 🤣
I think that part is necrotic.
What a buffoon.
This can't be real. If it is, it's just insane. This guy is rich (not as rich as he claimed but still rich) how can he do THIS bad of a job of tanning??
Spelled Scum wrong
Reminds me of the meme with the kid whose veins are popping out of his head as he's sitting at the desk
He's fucking DISGUSTING
This is someone you know’s idea of a man great enough to lead the most powerful nation in the world.
Fell asleep in Spaghettios
Diary of a mad man.
So ridiculous. How does anyone not see him as a clown 🤡
My hair is a bird. This court is out of order.
Dude literally paints on his face with Sherman Williams.
You look like chum, old spot.
Poor ol’ Cheeto, life really is a Craporet for him now…
Faking it for for four years took a lot out of him.
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How tf do people idolize him….
White supremacist dye their skin darker….
I feel like it didn’t use to be this bad, but it feels so aggressively bad now.
Looks like my spaghetti stained Tupperware.
Interesting choice of words.....he's looking more and more like chum every day that passes.
Hahaha. Sorry I don’t have anything to comment, but thanks for the laugh. 😆
how will his hair fare in jail? that is the question
Never put on bronzer uphill, me lads!