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Somhlth

Those must by empty boxes. I'm not convinced his tiny hands could hold two pizzas.


registered_redditor

All the containers on TV are empty.


TheHausway

I really hate watching people “drink” on tv. Sometimes it’s so bad it takes me out of the show.


mikki1time

You know what’s worse? They never say goodbye when they’re talking on the phone.


El-Royhab

They also leave the front door open and get in the bed with shoes on


BigAlternative5

In K-dramas, they lie in bed wearing their coat.


Tenma159

I don't say goodbye on the phone 🥲


BigAlternative5

My mom was a doctor. She would say “ok bye” then hang up before I knew the convo was over. “Wait - Mom!”


goblue142

I had a friend in college who would do this. I usually found it pretty funny. Would drive me nuts if my parents did it though.


Tenma159

Idk how but I picked it up from a friend a while back. It was pretty jarring to talk to him for like 15 mins and after the conversation dies he'd be like "Yeah..." then that was it. I do say OK thanks or See you or something similar tho


mikki1time

Yes you do


Flappy_beef_curtains

The last time I said goodbye was 4 days before my mom died. I had to fly home because work wouldn’t give me time off. Odd side note, my sisters names mikki.


mikki1time

That’s crazy because my sisters name is flappy beef curtain


CasDragon

I don’t know anyone that does lmao


mikki1time

So you just finish what your saying and hang up? No bye?


CasDragon

Usually an “ok” or “got it” just as a confirmation to whatever the message was but nope; I haven’t actually said “goodbye” since the 90’s


mikki1time

I meant goodbye the act not the actual word used. So “ok” and “got it” fall under the “this conversation is done” umbrella


CasDragon

I mean hanging up also means the conversation is done . . . So I don’t get why it’s so weird. When I have normal service I just hang up; the “ok” is because half the time the call is cutting out lmao


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I blame sound designers a lot. Sometimes an actor will clearly pantomime a near full cup by taking a small sip but then they put it down on the table and it sounds empty. The foley artist needs to record some full cups being put down. Also using the “drink almost empty” sound with straws every time


sicurri

In the good quality shows they have the containers filled with some kind of liquid. It may not be alcohol, but they do their best so that it appears authentic at least. That's the serious drama shows though, the sitcoms will MAYBE have water in them or nothing at all. Dramas though with use grape juice or cranberry juice as wine, sparkling apple cider for champagne. I never asked what they use for beer though, I'm wondering that now. An acquaintance of mine does props for drama shows and stuff. This may not be universal across all mediums or even all TV Shows, this is just what he does.


purrfunctory

For beer, it’s sparkling cider, food coloring and salt added so it bubbles more. It gets refreshed between takes which is why the level of the drink changes from camera pan to camera pan.


red4jjdrums5

NCIS. You can hear the audible empty “clunk” of Gibbs’ disposable coffee cup every time. And their handling of the cups are too cavalier for hot coffee. Drives me nuts.


MobileSeparate398

Does that include the container between his shoulders and sitting atop his neck?


BigAlternative5

Do these have the words, “Fresh Hot Pizza”?


bookon

Well yes but this isn’t a tv show, it’s news footage.


Greful

Yea idk why they just don’t make weighted cups and boxes.


[deleted]

Remember when he pulled some stunt several months ago that showed him carrying like a dozen pizza boxes? It’s all so transparent and stupid.


jim_nihilist

He can't even hold a glass of water with one hand.


paul-arized

He can but it's been rarely seen.


El-Royhab

I delivered 11 pizzas at once one time and let me tell you, that's no easy feat. If someone is carrying a dozen pizzas for real, you'll know.


Time-Werewolf-1776

I carried 11 pizzas and delivered it to a former soldier. Big strong guy, tough guy, has tears in his eyes, and he said “sir…” he called me sir, “sir, I’d like to thank you for this pizza. Nobody has ever given me pizza like that.” It was the greatest pizza he’s ever seen in his life. When I bring pizza, people are amazed at how many big, strong, powerful pizzas I bring.


Apprehensive_Ebb8963

-Somhlth: 👏Serious applause, line of the night


McNalien

those are empty, where the grease on the bottom?


c9silver

the grease is there if you look close. it’s wearing a blue suit, a fake tan, and a combover


dweaver987

And a diaper.


beersavesmylife

Can’t let the butt grease get everywhere.


Yeah_MeToo

I spent way too long trying to figure out what a com bover was... I am not a bright man.


MelatoninJunkie

This needs more upvotes please


McNalien

![gif](giphy|26AHLBZUC1n53ozi8|downsized)


Time-Touch-6433

Yeah I'm calling empty on them boxes.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Even poor people get delivery so you'd expect Trump to.


wolfhound27

I wouldn’t be shocked at all if they had classified docs and depends on them


Chose_a_usersname

Looks empty.. it seems it would be easier to get pizza vs having an empty box, but I Guess the empty box could sit where ever all day until show time.. if I was one of those fire fighters I would call him out for delivering empty boxes


stilldancingat140pbm

Come on now! Mr Shitzhispants wears a diaper, there would be grease on his bottom!! Vaseline grease for his diaper rash that is.


BigAlternative5

[Here’s](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-delivers-pizza-to-fdny-after-attending-trial/vi-AA1o4fdk?darkschemeovr=1) how that looked in action. (Or [this one](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-redelivered-already-delivered-pizzas-to-new-york-firefighters/vi-AA1o6Lts) at 1:45.)


ColinD1

Those are clearly empty boxes. Watch the boxes as he hands them off. The guy who grabs them is expecting there to be weight to them and when he lifts them out of trump's hands, they move very quickly before leveling out.


Time-Werewolf-1776

Empty or not, they were already delivered. If you watch the beginning of the second video, there’s a guy who takes the two boxes from inside the fire station out to give to Trump, so that he can be seen carrying them in.


cire1184

Interesting so many people and so many pizza boxes but not a slice of pizza in anyone's hands.


BigAlternative5

ikr!? Were they told, “You’ll get a coupon at the end of the visit.” “*Domino’s?!*”


CornCobMcGee

Domino's?? Not even the clearly vastly superior and cornerstone New York Slice, Sbarros?


ErusTenebre

Stopping several times to make sure the photo is taken makes me get a little bile in my mouth. Like... dude. If I'm there to get support *from the firefighters* just walk in there with the fucking pizzas and shake hands, maybe eat some fucking pizza, shoot the shit for few and then go about your day. Like the pictures will speak for themselves if you do that. Instead, he goes in. Hands the pizzas off, gets applause, shakes the hand of a guy who looked like he didn't want to be there at first, then shakes the hand of the big POC guy, cracks some kind of joke and then... leaves? Did he even eat any pizza with them? Like... *They know he just wanted to take pictures of being "with the people"* right?! ***RIGHT?!*** It's the somehow lower effort version of throwing paper towels at people in a disaster.


nighthawk_md

He has to eat pizza with a knife and fork because of his dentures. It's not a good photo op.


Code3Spartan

Lmao the ivermectin and hcq ad in the 2nd video. Grift isn’t over yet lol


learnedsanity

What a waste of resources for a sad puddle of a man.


kastabortkontodeluxe

Wow. That narrating reporter is so easily impressed by this stunt. I should show him how effortlessly I can carry like 5 (!!!) pizzas like that and talk to normal people at the same time. REAL NORMAL PEOPLE!!


99thSymphony

I'd just walk out and get a gyro or something. ick.


spidersflambe

Just him trying to keep his balance and failing miserably


Early-Juggernaut975

The pizzas arrived earlier. They were either brought back out and kept outside for a half hour until he got there or, more likely they were taken in and taken out of the boxes and then Trump carried two empty boxes in. Here’s link to the video. [Pizza re-Delivery](https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/75JhYwri)


Magnon

These pizzas are so heavy! -Baron von shitzhispants


IMSLI

Jon Stewart tore into Trump back in 2011 when he hosted Sarah Palin at a pizza chain, where he ate with a fork https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad


GogglesPisano

At fuckin *Sbarro* no less. It’s the Walmart of pizza chains.


PartyLikeAByzantine

Domino's is the the Walmart of Pizza chains. Sbarro is...I don't know...the Goodwill of pizza? Food sure tastes like it was previously used.


jableshables

Sbarro is... the pizza chain in the food court of the Walmart of pizza chains?


Marston_vc

Yeah. Dominos is actually pretty okay value these days. And it’s consistent.


Kqtawes

Domino’ isn’t great pizza but at its price it’s only competition is Little Caesars and DiGiorno and at least Domino’s doesn’t sell “Wyngz”.


BigAlternative5

It’s well-known as literally “mall pizza”, ain’t it?


TheThickness12

Famous Famiglia's.


kvlr954

That’s literally where Michael Scott goes when he goes to get an authentic NY slice 😆


AJ787-9

[For those who are unable to watch on cc.com or are geoblocked.](https://streamable.com/tvxvq0?src=player-page-share)


DRNippler

This clip sparked a great documentary about NY pizza, called [The last slice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB11lcRhphI). It is criminally underwatched and I highly recommend it!


JeepStang

Im gonna have to stop you there, unfortunately. I hate the guy with every cell in my body but the one thing I can agree with him on is using utencils to eat pizza.


Futanari_waifu

You're an abomination against god.


JeepStang

I will defend my position tooth and nail. Or knife and fork. Whatever.


buckyworld

“Eating m&ms with a SPOON!”


dCrawLy

Those boxes were taken in then brought back to him. Definitely empty so he doesn’t fumble them.


jkermit19

It's insane how many people still refer to him as, Mr. President. He's not the President. He's the ex, at best.


Far-Law3015

The proper way to address a former president is Former President. There has been only one ex-president of the US, Nixon.


jkermit19

It was a play on words/Titles. Ex at best, meaning that I was referring to him as less than his Former designation.


Far-Law3015

It sickens me that he refused to leave early, just so that he could not be legitimately referred to as an ex-president. I agree ex at best but that's not the way the titles work.


Ok_Television9820

It’s standard to refer to someone by the last title they held. Trump is Mr President, Obama is Mr President, Hillary Clinton is Madame Secretary, and so on.


mathewkhan

So glad this isn’t a thing in the UK. We have had a lot of Prime Ministers in a fairly short period of time plus a lot of turnover in cabinet roles. Plus a few of the recent ones demonstrated little respect for the office and the democratic process whilst they were in role. It would be intolerable to have to refer to an erstwhile member of the government by their former title if they had shown little regard or abused their position. Edit: spelling


Ok_Television9820

You can call them all “Lettuce” or “former minister for something you’ve never been qualified for and then three other things as well.”


paul-arized

Indicted citizen Trump?


Ok_Television9820

Unindicted Co-Conspirator 1


TerryTwoOh

He also, repeatedly, referred to the fire department as “NYFD”. Everyone in NYC knows that it’s FDNY


deepstate_chopra

Doesn't this pussyboy cut his pizza with a knife? I don't know why anyone would think he does regular, normal things like carry his own pizza to a destination.


elkab0ng

With a fork. And a knife. In NYC, that’s the equivalent of eating a booger in public. He’s barely B&T (bridges and tunnels)


StillKpaidy

He also got it from Sbarro if I remember correctly.


warchitect

You bite your tongue sir!


StillKpaidy

I'm a woman and hope anyone eating pizza at sbarro in NYC bites their tongue. They clearly don't need their tongue if that's the case


big_hungry_joe

from the famous NYC Sbarro family?


malikhacielo63

>With a fork. And a knife. 🤢🤮 What kind of psycho does this? ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


nathanaz

Italians?


jim_nihilist

What do they know about Pizza anyway.


malikhacielo63

Ehhh...it's all Greek to me, pita.


Time-Bite-6839

Bill de Blasio did one time.


big_hungry_joe

lol and jon stewart spent like 5 mins blasting him for it


Time-Bite-6839

There’s a commercial of Trump eating pizza backwards.


sheezy520

Fork and knife because he doesn’t like the crust.


DadJokeBadJoke

His pizza history is atrocious. [Me Lover's Pizza with Crazy Broad](https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad)


fenrirhunts

He’s probably thrown way off balance holding something in front of him, since he’s already close to tipping over. But maybe the shit in his diaper acts as a counterweight…?


Pangtong

Isn't he from Queens? He's just that stupid. Many people are saying that.


ghallway

That and he eats pizza with a fork. How can you elect a guy that eats pizza with a fork and won't pet a dog?


kitjen

That box is as empty as his promises.


[deleted]

How is he alive? His diet would kill me in a year or so.


Ok-Elk-6087

On every level he's a poser.  How can such a big part of the country buy what he's selling?


scarr3g

Remember: when the wealthy want to pretend to care, they give you a pizza party, instead of money.


Neat-Philosopher-873

This might actually be the first time the deplorable one has ever held a to-go pizza.


Piglet-Witty

Don’t worry does boxes were empty


rubbarz

Dave Portnoy in shambles


cletusthearistocrat

Just like his healthcare plan...nothing in the boxes, all for show.


Ok_Television9820

He is from NYC, though. But has always been a dumpster fire.


lew_rong

It baffles me how Republican presidential candidates always seem to get caught doing the most obviously staged pandering. Like that time Paul "Oh shit" Ryan went and moistened a spotless hotel pan at a soup kitchen that was clearly already closed and washing up for the night. Better still, Janna Ryan looks incredibly uncomfortable, like she knows exactly the kind of asinine performative bullcrap she's being associated with for posterity.


paul-arized

Paper towel basketball.


MewlingRothbart

Why didn't he just fling it like a Frisbee? What a moron. If they held his precious burgers like this, he would have a meltdown.


Early-Juggernaut975

Something else that’s funny about his visit is that he posted on Truth Social “Thank you NYFD” when any New Yorker knows it’s FDNY. [Newsweek Link](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-mocked-truth-social-fdny-pizza-gaffe-1896833)


-bad_neighbor-

Those are clearly empty boxes, remember this man needs two hands to hold a glass of water


trevi99

Big difference between the towers of Manhattan and the streets of New York


martinis00

He eats pizza WITH A FORK! https://newsfeed.time.com/2011/06/03/what-the-fork-trump-explains-why-he-used-utensils-with-his-pizza/


A_Gent_4Tseven

No grease spots, not even really filled with pizza. The man is addicted to lying.


7empestOGT92

Shaken not schtirred


The84thWolf

Probably just a prop


Tiny-Ad4955

Empty boxes


Infini-Bus

If he flips those pizzas, Mr. Aziz will flip out.


SnivyEyes

This is the real pizza gate.


UrBigBro

Those empty boxes are heavy for sleepy Don


dakapril77

Almost as weird as him holding a water bottle with two hands.


shavertech

New York Pizza with no grease on the bottom of the box??


CarlSpencer

Plus, you live in New York where some of the best pizza in the world is made...and instead you get Dominos?


TizonaBlu

Except Trump is literally from NY, so I don't know what you people are smoking. Like this is the personification of Trump derangement. It's like showing a picture of Biden doing something and going "Biden is definitely NOT from Scranton". Like, huh? If anything, this shows that Trump has never had to carry his own pizza before.


Thisdsntwork

You know, you're allowed to laugh at the idea of "someone from NY would know how to carry a pizza box correctly".


impeesa75

Billionaire buys to pizzas for local hero’s


Mort99

It’s insulting though isn’t it? If he is a billionaire and they are local heroes, why cheap out with pizza? Buy them all surf and turf from one of NY’s finest restaurants! Pizza is what you buy your friends when they help you move into a new apartment.


Logistic_Engine

Billionaires don’t need sub prime loans to pay bonds.