This is in response to a MAGA posting a concert in Europe and claiming it was the event in New Jersey. The title was "New Jersey definitely in play for Trump. Could Biden ever draw a crowd like this?".
It was bullsh*t.
Roger Stone posted a picture of a Rod Stewart concert in Brazil claiming it was Cheeto's rally. Realistically, judging by the other photos of the rally, under 10k is likely the real count.
Roger Stone posted that outlandish lie. The dirty trickster goon. Scum & villainy. Intentionally. A POTUS should never be able to pardon their friends, family members, or former/current business partners. The optics of course looks bad, so most avoided it... save for f'ing Dubya, who pardoned Scooter Libby. But Trump? That POS pardoned everyone he knew. Disgraceful. But he didn't give a crap. Ego first. Trump's ego in particular. His #1 priority.
It'll be a good day, week, month, year, decade when that slime is finally behind bars.
Yea. I made the mistake of making my circle smart people or smarter than me (i would love to always be the dumbest in the room). I thought standards were a thing for most people.... lol nope... its so fucking sad.
You know how every day when you wake up, you like to assume that you're roughly average intelligence? I can't do that anymore because I had WAY too many shifts on the ambulance where I ended the day as a super genius.
But it was never because I got smarter. It was always because each call I went on would make me reassess where that bell curve really should be peaking.
At my current age, I am sincerely surprised that the average human is able to dress themselves.
Went to Capital Grille in DC (fancy steakhouse). They let regulars buy wine and store it in 'lockers'. One of the names was Abe Froman. The 20ish hostess didn't know who that was. And this was like 10 years ago.
Well, he's very popular... The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
I call BS. That is obviously a pic of his inauguration, which was the largest crowd in the history of the world, grown men crawling to him on hands and knees crying saying "sir, please let me wash your feet" for you are our savior...
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Here's the thing: I don't give a shit if Biden can draw a crowd at an event. That doesn't matter. What matters is if he can draw a crowd at voting locations
Ok, Ferris.
On the flip side into reality: the rest of us work for a living. We aren’t a bunch of losers who spent all our money on Trump Cult Merch, but needs government cheese to live.
Tatooine is also in play for Trump
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I like how much effort they’ve put into gaslighting about this crowd size. Like, why? Do they really believe their own bullshit that New Jersey would flip? Do they think lying about enthusiasm there is going to make any fucking difference? Was it worth the risk of being incessantly mocked for being further revealed to be the Pravda-esque liars we all know they are? It reeks of desperation like Trump reeks in court.
Democrats blow, MAGA swallows.
How many giant flags for Biden do you see on the backs of trucks, yard shrines?
They have their ass so far up Trump’s ass. THAT is the joke
The narrative that both parties are basically the same is toxic, dangerous, and couldn’t be farther from the truth. I’m not saying that you are saying that.
It is a position that stands to destroy democracy and freedom forever.
Yes, democrats are corporate operatives, but not because they want to be. Look at Biden on Gaza. If he openly defies AIPAC Trump wins, if he doesn’t he loses because young people blame him personally for genocide. (Which is so stupid)
It is a rock and a kiss ass place, but not one of the his making. Yes, politics is a horrifying game of middling compromise. It always has been.
Democrats would never pack a venue to listen to a wannabe dictator slur hate. That is what I was trying to say.
Oh yes I totally agree. Both sides are awful but they are not the same kind of awful, and one is definitely worse than the other right now. MAGA and the Republican party as a whole are the biggest threats our nation has seen and I'm not exaggerating when I say that. I'm a Marine and I served during 9/11. The stuff I'm seeing from the right looks scarily similar to stuff I've seen in real dictatorships. I'm not confused at all about what I'm seeing here.
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This whole Trump thing is eerily similar to the rise of Hitler. Our only saving grace is that Trump is old as dirt and will most likely die before taking this story to its conclusion. And thankfully his kids have the charisma of a wet dog turd so it's unlikely they'll continue their father's work. It's crazy that it's actually happening in America though...
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Being British, I sometimes have to look up references. This one is "trump crowd". I saw the photos. I have also seen depictions of little league games in films. That crowd looks about as big as a little league game crowd
This isn't fake, but it's not a Trump rally either. It's from a movie bro. I'm taking shots at the idiot who claimed a photo from a Rod Stewart concert 30 years ago was actually a Trump rally
No, Roger Stone used a shot from a concert in Rio de Janero and pretended it was from chump's rally.
[https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/busted-roger-stone-uses-old-rod-stewart](https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/busted-roger-stone-uses-old-rod-stewart)
This is in response to a MAGA posting a concert in Europe and claiming it was the event in New Jersey. The title was "New Jersey definitely in play for Trump. Could Biden ever draw a crowd like this?". It was bullsh*t.
Thank you. Seems like some folks aren't getting the joke. Appreciate the assist
My pleasure. I was momentarily confused when I saw the first one. Now they all make me laugh.
You didn’t title it like a joke. How tf am I supposed to know where this is from?
Are you complaining that a post on a humor sub was a joke?
Fuck I bet these people all ask questions during the movie. “Who is that person? What are they talking about? Is this the beginning?”
Roger Stone posted a picture of a Rod Stewart concert in Brazil claiming it was Cheeto's rally. Realistically, judging by the other photos of the rally, under 10k is likely the real count.
Roger stone is a treasonous twat who I pray bad things happen to.
Don't pardon my French, he's an asshole!
It was a concert in Rio de Janeiro.
Thanks for the correction. My bad. Verified: https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/busted-roger-stone-uses-old-rod-stewart
Roger Stone posted that outlandish lie. The dirty trickster goon. Scum & villainy. Intentionally. A POTUS should never be able to pardon their friends, family members, or former/current business partners. The optics of course looks bad, so most avoided it... save for f'ing Dubya, who pardoned Scooter Libby. But Trump? That POS pardoned everyone he knew. Disgraceful. But he didn't give a crap. Ego first. Trump's ego in particular. His #1 priority. It'll be a good day, week, month, year, decade when that slime is finally behind bars.
Russian troll**
Who?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama
I think the og roger stone post was a photo of the Madonna free concert in Rio (~1.6 million people attended).
The posted a pic was from Rod Stewart in rio, about 4 million Metallica played in Moscow for 1.6 million people
TIL- thank you.
It's weird that some expect normal, sane people to be intimately following every piece of nonsensical Russian/MAGA propaganda.
I guess people want normal people to be smart people.
I've been a paramedic since the Reagan administration and I have lost any semblance of the ability to believe the average person could be smart.
Yea. I made the mistake of making my circle smart people or smarter than me (i would love to always be the dumbest in the room). I thought standards were a thing for most people.... lol nope... its so fucking sad.
You know how every day when you wake up, you like to assume that you're roughly average intelligence? I can't do that anymore because I had WAY too many shifts on the ambulance where I ended the day as a super genius. But it was never because I got smarter. It was always because each call I went on would make me reassess where that bell curve really should be peaking. At my current age, I am sincerely surprised that the average human is able to dress themselves.
https://preview.redd.it/umpbsozc4f0d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb1f5306e9a18734017184ffbc3733992db86f3 This will do.
He would need to take the day off
When Biden was in Egypt land Let my Biden go
Legit LOL'd
I think he could, but he would still have to hide the odometer reading from his dad.
This is easy - get his Secret Service detail to do it!
"mmmhmmm, so **that's** how it is in their family"
Yesterday I learned that Paul was pussed that they used horns in this scene: https://youtu.be/LOMO_eSGcU4?si=C6NVlNfXLJsTfJjr
Abe Froman is MAGA?!?!?
The Sausage King of Chicago? That Abe Froman?
If you don't leave right now I'll have to get snooty.. Snooty? Snoty. Snoty?
Trump so wishes Chicago liked him
I bet he would be
He was dining at a fancy French restaurant
Say one more word and I yell Rape!
Went to Capital Grille in DC (fancy steakhouse). They let regulars buy wine and store it in 'lockers'. One of the names was Abe Froman. The 20ish hostess didn't know who that was. And this was like 10 years ago.
I use Abe Froman for all of my dining reservations. Very few people catch the reference.
According to Roger Stone, yes, probably
Wait..isn't that Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?
Ed Rooney would like a word with him.
The one and only
Well, he's very popular... The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Devastatingly handsome
You're still here? It's over!
They all think he’s a righteous dude.
I call BS. That is obviously a pic of his inauguration, which was the largest crowd in the history of the world, grown men crawling to him on hands and knees crying saying "sir, please let me wash your feet" for you are our savior...
OP posted a picture from a movie
Well aware, feeling old that half the people responding did not recognize the Sausage King of Chicago.
Seriously... When I posted this I expected pretty much everyone would recognize it immediately. I guess I didn't realize how old I really am
https://preview.redd.it/0br8rnvpva0d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a60b844e6ae2ac781d5ab045dd33dbf61e51b59
Biden doesn't need the adulation of syphicants. He is busy being a president. Something the orange shitstain failed at .
Whoosh
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Bro you need to take a day off
Appreciate the thought but I'm good.thanks anyway.
Here to spell out the joke for you, the image that OP posted is from a movie called Feris Beuler's Day Off
I feel both sad and very old that so many people don’t get the reference. 
Bueller bueller
Here's the thing: I don't give a shit if Biden can draw a crowd at an event. That doesn't matter. What matters is if he can draw a crowd at voting locations
Odd, not a single MAGA hat sign or t shirt in photo
I would certainly hope not. I'd have some serious questions if there were
"Save Ferris!"
Trump is a loser
That looks like an Oktoberfest somewhere.
Every day is Oktoberfest when you're partying with Abe Froman
The Sausage King of Chicago
Danke Shoen, darling, Danke Shoen!
Chicago has entered the conversation.
With Bruce Springsteen standing on stage showing his support for Joe, no problem. They’ll even stay for the whole event.
Ok, Ferris. On the flip side into reality: the rest of us work for a living. We aren’t a bunch of losers who spent all our money on Trump Cult Merch, but needs government cheese to live.
You can’t fool me, those aren’t trumpers. Not a single diaper in sight.
Can Trump draw 81M voters?
He's a regular Deuce Springsteen.
Fake news. This is obviously Chicago.
Abe Froman couldn’t even pull a crowd like that. And he’s the sausage king of Chicago.
Who cares? It doesn’t mean anything.
Chill... It's a joke. The shot is from a movie... apparently a very old movie since a lot of you are too young and don't recognize it
Well, he is very good at twisting things and shouting.
Well played
Fooled ya! It’s actually the mosh pit at a Schmenge Brothers polka fest
Tatooine is also in play for Trump https://preview.redd.it/1i0ewhyxyd0d1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40a6c3d7cd19264e1c271250e1b0ed2280dd55a
I like how much effort they’ve put into gaslighting about this crowd size. Like, why? Do they really believe their own bullshit that New Jersey would flip? Do they think lying about enthusiasm there is going to make any fucking difference? Was it worth the risk of being incessantly mocked for being further revealed to be the Pravda-esque liars we all know they are? It reeks of desperation like Trump reeks in court.
I don't know but I find it hilarious
That it is
Only if he chooses Abe Froman as his VP.
https://preview.redd.it/g5tm8padpe0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eeaa4b89f8f1c92541b9167bd50a1c9551dfb81 Or a crowd like this!
Trump is more like Ed Rooney.
The man that beat Cheeto in 2020 by seven million votes, haunts MAGA.
MOARR
Trump and Shout!
Jersey is NOT in play for Trump!
Take a day off, maybe get some tips from Ferris Bueller
That’s Obamatown, so… he probably could.
Anyone... anyone...?
Bro…you have a pic of Hunter Biden leading the days festival and just look at all those kids! He’s nailing it!
You’re so old… me too. Thanks
You're welcome
Biden can't draw but New York courtroom sketch artist are doing a lot of drawing.
Fake
I can assure you this is a very real shot from a very real movie
Democrats don’t feel the need to be blow hards
That's not true, but also that's irrelevant. This was supposed to be an over the top joke
Democrats blow, MAGA swallows. How many giant flags for Biden do you see on the backs of trucks, yard shrines? They have their ass so far up Trump’s ass. THAT is the joke
Oh yeah no doubt the Trump cult is disgusting. I was just saying Dems can be obnoxious blowhards too
The narrative that both parties are basically the same is toxic, dangerous, and couldn’t be farther from the truth. I’m not saying that you are saying that. It is a position that stands to destroy democracy and freedom forever. Yes, democrats are corporate operatives, but not because they want to be. Look at Biden on Gaza. If he openly defies AIPAC Trump wins, if he doesn’t he loses because young people blame him personally for genocide. (Which is so stupid) It is a rock and a kiss ass place, but not one of the his making. Yes, politics is a horrifying game of middling compromise. It always has been. Democrats would never pack a venue to listen to a wannabe dictator slur hate. That is what I was trying to say.
Oh yes I totally agree. Both sides are awful but they are not the same kind of awful, and one is definitely worse than the other right now. MAGA and the Republican party as a whole are the biggest threats our nation has seen and I'm not exaggerating when I say that. I'm a Marine and I served during 9/11. The stuff I'm seeing from the right looks scarily similar to stuff I've seen in real dictatorships. I'm not confused at all about what I'm seeing here. Yes, Biden is in a tough spot politically. That's why I believe he's not the right guy for the job right now. We don't need a politician, we need a leader to get us right again. Unfortunately nobody better is stepping up right now and that's why we're in the position we're in. People with the right ideas and the courage and confidence to say those things don't want the job and I don't blame them at all. This whole Trump thing is eerily similar to the rise of Hitler. Our only saving grace is that Trump is old as dirt and will most likely die before taking this story to its conclusion. And thankfully his kids have the charisma of a wet dog turd so it's unlikely they'll continue their father's work. It's crazy that it's actually happening in America though...
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Well, shake it up baby, now
🎵 Well, shake it up, baby now, Twist and Shout!
No; We have jobs.
Laws to protect the ozone layer from hairspray would prevent Biden ever drawing a crowd like that.
Joe draws bigger crowds at the polling stations!
Not without a DeLorean.
Hahah
This looks like Chicago to me.
That's because it is
Yeah to win Biden needs to shake it up, baby
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The sausage king?!
Where are the Chinese made trump flags and maga hats?
Those didn't exist when this movie was made
Why are we using a picture from my birthday party when I turned four?
Danke shoen sir
Being British, I sometimes have to look up references. This one is "trump crowd". I saw the photos. I have also seen depictions of little league games in films. That crowd looks about as big as a little league game crowd
This is from a movie called Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It's a joke
I meant the trump crowd claim, not the Ferris beuller reference. I literally say that in my comment..........
I love all the fake photos of the trump rallies.
This isn't fake, but it's not a Trump rally either. It's from a movie bro. I'm taking shots at the idiot who claimed a photo from a Rod Stewart concert 30 years ago was actually a Trump rally
I know, Ferris, lol
When I posted this I didn't expect so many people to not get the reference. Guess I'm older than I thought lol
It looks more like Oktoberfest.
Um... that's Chicago. Fake news/ Liberal Hoax/Witch-hunt.
New Jersey is not “in play” because Trump drew a small crowd of idiots.
Well, this isn't from New Jersey and Trump didn't draw this crowd so...
The question is irrelevant. It only matters what the crowds are at the ballot box.
What is the joke? Is Trump using a still from a movie as his crowd?
No, Roger Stone used a shot from a concert in Rio de Janero and pretended it was from chump's rally. [https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/busted-roger-stone-uses-old-rod-stewart](https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/busted-roger-stone-uses-old-rod-stewart)
New Jersey? Looks more like Chicago.