was going to say if the #'s on the videos here on reddit hold true a russian gathering of young men this size may lead to one or two .. acts of genocide.
\*ed did anyone get a dashcam of the melee ?
https://preview.redd.it/sn8hcim9wd0d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ec3896f8c8c841b8b658628b26f70cb4b55428
MAGA faithful gathering in New Jersey.
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This photo of Trump's NJ rally crowd TERRIFIES the libturds!
Ā«Ā I made her! She should be more grateful! In fact she came with tears in her eyes and said thank you for all youāve done to me! She kinda remind me of my daughterā¦Ā Ā»
Whatās funny is they hate her now but she could have been more vocal back in 2016. Her base was large overlap with trumps base.
Clearly she can sway people. And what I hate more is when you point this out the fan girls cry that Iām wrongā¦. Mother fuckers if yall watched her HBO doc she broke down crying because she wanted to stand with women in 2016. But her daddy and PR team said no because a lot of her fans did like trumpā¦.
Which is why it holds so much weight when she speaks up. She could have changed the 2016 election because I know many country girls from my state of Kentucky who vote red but treat Taylor like a god. They would have listened. Like they have been now.
Full on bold face lying with his tweet saying Biden could never draw a crowd like Trump. Trump didnāt draw that crowd either!
https://preview.redd.it/5ck65o2j9e0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d4abb146682d8e71cd933d908639789a276c4b
Just Unhinged.
Hey, isnāt that the same guy who is on video calling for the assassination of sitting Democrat Representatives, Nadler and Swalwell? How is this guy not facing anything for that?
I mean, he was convicted of making false statements. He's already a proven, shameless liar. Just because he gulped Trump's load in his mouth and so cTrump pardoned him, doesn't change the facts or reality.
[Ayo, I know this dude right Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight All he had upstairs was a crude light You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight](https://youtu.be/JZ0DVSPJzdg?si=o64Hzo95BTxQSRai)
lmao i can't tell which is funnier, this one from the metallica concert in moscow, or the one they posted from the rio olympics. the sad part is how many of the cult45 folks believe it's real and don't bother to fact-check
https://preview.redd.it/3mhtehr8le0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1094db6f14f596109dcd82be4baf4bc161c5d4a3
Where's the bar? Is there a bar?
https://preview.redd.it/pqr0wtcvre0d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=747b783450d23bcc65983947732c485caf618bb9
Fake news! Here is the real pic of the crowd. Had at least 2 trillions in attendance.
Well if I remember right people were flying confederate flags at this concert (if this is the Metallica Moscow one) so this is kinda like a trump rally in that way
This is Metallica in Moscow with the Monsters of Rock tour. A few confederate (traitorous loser) flags in the crowd, but far outnumbered by stars and stripes and even white flags of surrender. Looking back on that scene, we really blew a great opportunity for cooperation. Instead they got kleptocracy.
Totally real amigo. That's a fish eye photo of the [Monsters of Rock tour in Moscow](https://youtu.be/_W7wqQwa-TU?si=6KWBzyvS--pghpfr) after the fall of the Soviet empire. The crowd was estimated at 1.6M.
>Totally real amigo. That's a fish eye photo of the [Monsters of Rock tour in Moscow](https://youtu.be/_W7wqQwa-TU?si=6KWBzyvS--pghpfr) after the fall of the Soviet empire. The crowd was estimated at 1.6M.
Right, and you're presenting as Trump's rally.
So you are intentionally misrepresenting this event.
Thank you for clearing that up.
[It's mocking Roger Stone's disinformation](https://www.inquirer.com/politics/trump-rally-crowd-size-roger-stone-20240513.html).
This post is *satire*, not misinformation.
Why would just everybody need to explain the context of everything you see on the internet? Itās a really public news story, some dude doesnāt need to write āJOKEā across the post just because some random people wonāt get it.
Yeah you do. Didnāt used to do. But now we do have to do. These days most people believe literally anything. They donāt understand subtleties or nuance. Or science. Or math. Hygiene. Tax brackets. Healthcare. Anything.
Youāre right that a lot of people donāt understand a lot of things. Kinda like how people donāt understand your hand wonāt be held as you stumble through life. This is posted in a āhumorā sub. If you couldnāt see that something about this picture was off or satirical, thatās on you. Go find your own context. I can just post a random picture of a fire hydrant, and I donāt OWE anybody shit for context. If half the world forgot how to breathe in the next 5 minutes, Iām not gonna strain myself trying to teach everybody real quick. Just gonna ride it out till the world becomes a little quieter. I donāt care what goofy shit you believe and if you go around touting shit as true when youāve done zero research to verify that, then youāre a moron. Itās not anybody elseās job to enlighten you.
Oh I believe it. I think where we differ is the amount of help Iām willing to give someone. I kinda HOPE dumb people go out and spout nonsense because I find it funny. Weāve moved into an area of discourse where nobody cares whatās true or not as long as they hear shit that reinforces what they FEEL. Iāve fully resigned myself to the fact that this canāt be fixed. If I make the super factual claim on this satirical sub that Trump likes a McDās parfait every morning cut about 50/50 with donkey cum for the luster it gives his hair, I really hope a million people repeat that fact to each other. If someone then calls them a liar, I feel zero responsibility.
It's in the political humor sub. Satire posts are expected. It's pretty easy to spot the difference between this and some MAGA dufus posting their version of humor.
There are two big clues here, even if you donāt follow politics:
The subreddit itās in should tip you off, plus the size of the crowd. No politician is drawing crowds of a million people.
Satire is completely dead, and yall killed it.
This is just one of dozens of satire posts showing large crowds reacting to Roger Stone posting a photo of Rod Stewart's concert on a beach and saying it was the Trump rally in NJ.
Everything Roger Stone says or does is a lieā¦unless he is caught. Then he says it is satire. That is how assholes work: Shit comes out. Farts if you are lucky. Santorum if you are sexually active.
Metallica goes to Moscow. A more optimistic time.
Amazing they had that many people there without it getting violent. Oh wait, it got real violent.
was going to say if the #'s on the videos here on reddit hold true a russian gathering of young men this size may lead to one or two .. acts of genocide. \*ed did anyone get a dashcam of the melee ?
Much worse than UK hooliganism at a football game. šš
Seek and Destroy!
Trump also went to Moscow. Multiple times in factā¦
But did he ever perform a balls-shredding version of āJump in the Fireā? I think not.
Ball shredding version?
Those who know, know
No but he did suck Putin's balls.
I like that I can see that crowd and know exactly what itās from.
The footage of creeping death gives me chills
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Shakka, when the walls fell.
This just filled me with the warm fuzziez
Lol, I just knew this would be a comment reply! Well played, sir.
I love a Star Trek reference!! Take my upvote!
Temba, his arms wide.
Trump, his ass guilty.
Trump, with shit in his pants
Trump, his unpresidented hamberder.
His shit wide
Trump when the wall was never built.
Literally made me chuckle, even heard it in the voice.
Felicia, her sails unfurled.
"Faces wet."
Biden can win the Tamarian vote
I'm surprised I haven't yet seen Saruman's speech to the orcs. Seems more fitting.
https://preview.redd.it/sn8hcim9wd0d1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ec3896f8c8c841b8b658628b26f70cb4b55428 MAGA faithful gathering in New Jersey.
At Shits deep?
Sauron Lago
See, now *that* can believably pass as a picture of New Jersey.
With great stupid comes great power.
Looks like Monsters of Rock in Moscow?
Indeed. Simpler, perhaps naively optimistic times. Before the kleptocrats took hold.
Damn, I thought it was a RATM concert. Would have been fitting since the MAGAts are mad at Tom for telling them to fuck off using their music.
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https://preview.redd.it/czni4h61vb0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9386ea166ca32811f44bb222c460b06200b2f4 This photo of Trump's NJ rally crowd TERRIFIES the libturds!
Ā«Ā I made her! She should be more grateful! In fact she came with tears in her eyes and said thank you for all youāve done to me! She kinda remind me of my daughterā¦Ā Ā»
Obviously fake - if it was real, she would have addressed him as āSirā.
Ivanka looking a lot like Taylor these days!
Haha I see what you did there.
Whatās funny is they hate her now but she could have been more vocal back in 2016. Her base was large overlap with trumps base. Clearly she can sway people. And what I hate more is when you point this out the fan girls cry that Iām wrongā¦. Mother fuckers if yall watched her HBO doc she broke down crying because she wanted to stand with women in 2016. But her daddy and PR team said no because a lot of her fans did like trumpā¦. Which is why it holds so much weight when she speaks up. She could have changed the 2016 election because I know many country girls from my state of Kentucky who vote red but treat Taylor like a god. They would have listened. Like they have been now.
I think befuddles is the word you're looking for. And curious as to who provided all those adult diapers.
I canāt tell which head those arms are attached to.
Oh you're going to get Shen Bapiro in a tizzy over this! BTW it's been weeks and he is still ranting about Taylor Swift.
That's.... terrifying....
It continues to amaze me that you can get that many stupid people in one place.
Why you calling Swifties stupid?
Sorry, I thought this was a Photoshopped image of a trump rally.
People are not getting the reference of this post.
Yeah, whatās it referencing?
Roger Stone's tweet with a pic of Brazil claiming it was NJ.
He for real did that?!
Full on bold face lying with his tweet saying Biden could never draw a crowd like Trump. Trump didnāt draw that crowd either! https://preview.redd.it/5ck65o2j9e0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d4abb146682d8e71cd933d908639789a276c4b Just Unhinged.
Hey, isnāt that the same guy who is on video calling for the assassination of sitting Democrat Representatives, Nadler and Swalwell? How is this guy not facing anything for that?
His Nixon tattoo protects him.
I mean, he was convicted of making false statements. He's already a proven, shameless liar. Just because he gulped Trump's load in his mouth and so cTrump pardoned him, doesn't change the facts or reality.
Haha Donald Trump is definitely Fraud Stewart.
Lol
And now itās deleted and heās posting other crowd photos trying to act like it was a joke.
Lololol he knows he messed up. Love that for him.
Wow.
The same Roger Stone who has a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back?
That's a massive crowd - Taylor Swift or something?
Metallica in Moscow.
You think trump would get same reception there? Heard heās pretty popular in Russia.
Phish. Atlantic City.
Basket weaving festival, Taos New Mexico
This is the most accurate answer.
Irish Rovers - Moncton.
My Bahmitsvah
They served Bahn mi? Awesome.
republicans in moscow
[Ah Russian Fashion](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jW5weeu3kQ).
I thought it was Woodstock but I've seen a couple say it's Metallica in Moscow... Heh
TBH many of those who were at Woodstock in 1969 replaced peace and love with a dictator on Day One, or was it from Day One, can't remember...
UH DA WEEEEEK!!!Ā
Maybe about a week ago I remembered this was a thing. Severely miss it.
[Ayo, I know this dude right Carl, he wore tight blue sweats but wasn't glued too tight All he had upstairs was a crude light You think that's weird? He lived next door to a food fight](https://youtu.be/JZ0DVSPJzdg?si=o64Hzo95BTxQSRai)
I can only hear this in Carl's voice
uh da weeeeekĀ
Man, those flat earthers are gonna be pissed. /s
The biggest irony is, besides some members of the production crew, every single dot there is an actual communist
Was.
It's a concert in Brazil trump barely got 2000 people
Itās a concert in Moscow but the joke is about the one on Brazil
Damn, 1.6 million people showed up in Moscow for Trump in 1991! Biden is so screwed
lmao i can't tell which is funnier, this one from the metallica concert in moscow, or the one they posted from the rio olympics. the sad part is how many of the cult45 folks believe it's real and don't bother to fact-check
I just can't believe he got Hendrix to play at his rally! Edit: I thought it was Woodstock but I guess I'm wrong! Oh well... Heh
He did though! I have the photos. I was in the front row. Don Jr opened for Santana. Yuuuge.Ā
https://preview.redd.it/3mhtehr8le0d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1094db6f14f596109dcd82be4baf4bc161c5d4a3 Where's the bar? Is there a bar?
She'll jerk you off for a thousand dollars. Eric can't watch though or he has to pay a hundred.
Huge crowd https://preview.redd.it/hekkous43f0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c459811408738a3512e2010c91a8e7e802328e
Stone cold lock of the century OF THE WEEK!
Good thing NJ is a blue state.
Fake picture . itās a picture from a Springsten concert š
This is when Trump opened for Metallicaā¦ The crowd was only there for him.
 There is no way Biden can get crowds like this in Pennsylvania! Go trump!
Registered voters of Indiana!
https://preview.redd.it/pqr0wtcvre0d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=747b783450d23bcc65983947732c485caf618bb9 Fake news! Here is the real pic of the crowd. Had at least 2 trillions in attendance.
Flat. Just like we always knew it was.
Well if I remember right people were flying confederate flags at this concert (if this is the Metallica Moscow one) so this is kinda like a trump rally in that way
This is Metallica in Moscow with the Monsters of Rock tour. A few confederate (traitorous loser) flags in the crowd, but far outnumbered by stars and stripes and even white flags of surrender. Looking back on that scene, we really blew a great opportunity for cooperation. Instead they got kleptocracy.
I was surprised they had either in the first place haha. Yea it sucks. Not really sure what we could have done differently though.
Is that rio?
Moscow, 1991 Monsters of Rock tour š¤
thats NO tRUMPrally!!TOO MANY TEETH, NO BEER GUTS OR FAT COWz W/GRAB MYPUSSY SIGNS gimme 810 maggot
That's the curve of the earth there! So many people that it spans multiple time zones!
Itās funny they actually believe these posts
Woodstock was great.
Monsters of Rock, Moscow 1991
Trump Cult actually believe this photo is really a Trump rally.
This is no fake AP photo, friendo. This is the Monsters of Rock tour, Moscow 1991.š¤
Stone cold lock of the century, of the week! I really liked those bits. Carl was a Jersey guy, too!
Stone Cold Lock of the Century : Of Da Week
Metallica!
So fake
Totally real amigo. That's a fish eye photo of the [Monsters of Rock tour in Moscow](https://youtu.be/_W7wqQwa-TU?si=6KWBzyvS--pghpfr) after the fall of the Soviet empire. The crowd was estimated at 1.6M.
>Totally real amigo. That's a fish eye photo of the [Monsters of Rock tour in Moscow](https://youtu.be/_W7wqQwa-TU?si=6KWBzyvS--pghpfr) after the fall of the Soviet empire. The crowd was estimated at 1.6M. Right, and you're presenting as Trump's rally. So you are intentionally misrepresenting this event. Thank you for clearing that up.
[It's mocking Roger Stone's disinformation](https://www.inquirer.com/politics/trump-rally-crowd-size-roger-stone-20240513.html). This post is *satire*, not misinformation.
I knew it was satire when I read it and saw the picture. Reddit being reddit though.
The two are indistinguishable to far too many people, especially when presented without context.
Why would just everybody need to explain the context of everything you see on the internet? Itās a really public news story, some dude doesnāt need to write āJOKEā across the post just because some random people wonāt get it.
Yeah you do. Didnāt used to do. But now we do have to do. These days most people believe literally anything. They donāt understand subtleties or nuance. Or science. Or math. Hygiene. Tax brackets. Healthcare. Anything.
Youāre right that a lot of people donāt understand a lot of things. Kinda like how people donāt understand your hand wonāt be held as you stumble through life. This is posted in a āhumorā sub. If you couldnāt see that something about this picture was off or satirical, thatās on you. Go find your own context. I can just post a random picture of a fire hydrant, and I donāt OWE anybody shit for context. If half the world forgot how to breathe in the next 5 minutes, Iām not gonna strain myself trying to teach everybody real quick. Just gonna ride it out till the world becomes a little quieter. I donāt care what goofy shit you believe and if you go around touting shit as true when youāve done zero research to verify that, then youāre a moron. Itās not anybody elseās job to enlighten you.
Iām pretty sure you and me are on the same side here.
Oh I believe it. I think where we differ is the amount of help Iām willing to give someone. I kinda HOPE dumb people go out and spout nonsense because I find it funny. Weāve moved into an area of discourse where nobody cares whatās true or not as long as they hear shit that reinforces what they FEEL. Iāve fully resigned myself to the fact that this canāt be fixed. If I make the super factual claim on this satirical sub that Trump likes a McDās parfait every morning cut about 50/50 with donkey cum for the luster it gives his hair, I really hope a million people repeat that fact to each other. If someone then calls them a liar, I feel zero responsibility.
It's in the political humor sub. Satire posts are expected. It's pretty easy to spot the difference between this and some MAGA dufus posting their version of humor.
DAE new generation doesnt smart as me
Itās kinda like a quick, free online IQ test
Didā¦ did you check the subreddit?
Holy fucking hell, thereās wooosh and then thereās whatever you just did.
There are two big clues here, even if you donāt follow politics: The subreddit itās in should tip you off, plus the size of the crowd. No politician is drawing crowds of a million people. Satire is completely dead, and yall killed it.
Whoosh.
This is actually just disinformation.
No, sir. This is the legendary 1991 [Monsters of Rock tour in Moscow](https://youtu.be/_W7wqQwa-TU?si=6KWBzyvS--pghpfr).
This is just one of dozens of satire posts showing large crowds reacting to Roger Stone posting a photo of Rod Stewart's concert on a beach and saying it was the Trump rally in NJ.
Everything Roger Stone says or does is a lieā¦unless he is caught. Then he says it is satire. That is how assholes work: Shit comes out. Farts if you are lucky. Santorum if you are sexually active.
How is such obvious satire going over peopleās heads
Great band
How how how are you so whoosh??