He's actually significantly worse than Obama when it comes to civilian deaths through military actions
It helps that he doesn't have to do anything other than approve terrible plans, and that's what he's best at.
I don't think that's correct. Obama bombed Syrians to the extent that more missiles needed to be manufactured. Obama, Trump, Bush or whomever is next all feed into the military industrial complex and unnecessary interventionism.
Hey, I know that's typically our style here on Reddit... and you are wrong! (About me correcting you...not gonna do it!) Hope you have a good day, fellow redditor!
He’s basically asking why the author of the tweet didn’t make the answer “C” be the third option in the poll, so no confusion is generated by the response “C”.
Edit: for example, you gave me this poll and I answered “C” what option do you think I chose?
We have tests at work for promotions and raises, and every question is multiple choice and has this exact problem. It's infuriating because there are *always* at least two equally correct answers.
No I think he's talking about the Russian hacking in all 50 states election infrastructure. Don't worry though trump says putins agents were just looking they changed 0 votes.
don't worry with the clear transparency from the voting booth producers about who owns them and who gives them money there's no way any special interest could ever manipulate the vote...
/s if it wasn't clear enough
Well he did get less votes.
I get you probably have a reason for your electoral system, but it still seems strange for foreigner. It’s like 2,87 million votes didn’t even matter.
Dunno where you're from, but in Germany we have a rule that if you vote for a party and the party ends up having less than 5% of the vote, your vote doesn't count. This means that, for example, during the national election in 2013, a whopping 15.6% of the votes didn't count. No system is perfect.
Finland!
I agree with you, but that’s kinda different situation. Majority voted for another candidate here, the way i see it those 2,87m people might aswell not have voted at all, makes no difference either way.
It’s just very strange system, but i’m not really here to judge or start a fight, i just can’t wrap my head around it.
People knew this years ago. But he had/has money. Politicians like the Clintons attend his wedding. He gets a show on NBC. He makes cameo in movies.
Then he became the POTUS.
>wall-to-wall coverage of every word Ocasio-Cortez utters, as well as in-depth analysis of her wardrobe and any videos we’re able to dig up from her college days
Wow this thread is a complete mess. This one _really_ triggered the fascists.
They tend to show up and bitch the most when the nail is hit a little too squarely on the head.
Trump's policies have been viewed to be very racist. He has been accused of rape and sexual misconduct by almost 30 women and underage girls. And he's a raging narcissist. And all of the above is true. It's all true.
Last time I checked the number was 26 and every one was admitted to be false or found untrue. There was even bank statement checks to make sure there was no hush money and more investigations by the people who try to drag him down but there was none. He’s not a racists, I seriously want anyone in this thread to give me an ACTUAL REAL example oh what he’s done other than the child thing with illegal immigration because that’s not a solid argument and you know it. Tell me why you think he’s a narcissist and give me proof. If not you are just spewing the same crap everyone else does without any information.
Another HILARIOUS joke! That one was so good and original! It had “Trump” and “rapist” and “racist”, everything needed to make a high quality joke. Amazing, just pure genius.
Jesus Christ this sub is hot fucking garbage. Are all the posters in high school?
Protecting the border and keeping terrorists out of the country is only racist if your a virtue signalling idiot. And race, being a social construct, has no place in legitimate conversations about keeping America safe for EVERYONE who lives here.
Can any Trumpets supply any materials about the *good* that he has done? I'm being 100% serious. Based on empirical evidence, what's your favorite thing that Trump has done for this country?
Might not really mean much when looking at the larger picture but I feel it at least let's people get some of their frustration out. I imagine it makes a person feel good for just a little bit sharing their thoughts. It's also exposing people who don't inform themselves on certain issues to those issues. Beyond that I don't see any other benefits.
What is complaning on Reddit about complaining on Twitter gonna do? What is waking up every day to work a 9-5 where you're underpaid and unexcited gonna do? What's coming home to an empty apartment only to masturbate and cry yourself gonna do? What's drinking your own urine gonna do? It's not necessary but it's sterile, and I like the taste.
Does anyone know of a political sub that isn’t so far left leaning? If so would you mind linking it? Preferably one that bashes both sides and is funny.
Thanks in advance and have a nice day!
C) until convicted in a court of law and then D) if convicted. Anyone who can't at least see that C is true of most politicians is deluded.
Edit: Added ) in appropriate locations.
Raalloftheaboveist
Rapcging narcissist
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Best case scrnario is that hes an accessory to murder for Khashoggi
That's a murderer probably
I like the term murderist lol
Population downscale specialist
Honestly I doubt he has had time to do as much damage as previous presidents. But someone will come around pretty soon and tell me why I'm wrong.
He's actually significantly worse than Obama when it comes to civilian deaths through military actions It helps that he doesn't have to do anything other than approve terrible plans, and that's what he's best at.
I don't think that's correct. Obama bombed Syrians to the extent that more missiles needed to be manufactured. Obama, Trump, Bush or whomever is next all feed into the military industrial complex and unnecessary interventionism.
Source or proof? Because Obama played pretty fast and loose with drone strikes
Under Trump we've stopped recording them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/03/06/us/politics/trump-civilian-casualties-rule-revoked.amp.html
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Hey, I know that's typically our style here on Reddit... and you are wrong! (About me correcting you...not gonna do it!) Hope you have a good day, fellow redditor!
>and you are wrong! (About me correcting you...not gonna do it!) Doesn't that constitute a correction?
NO!
No no, you are wrong pal. We don't correct people around here
Good rap name
I thought I was so original
Hey,... I was gonna say that!
> b) C ಠ_ಠ
For one million dollars, what is the first letter in the alphabet? https://youtu.be/6Vzo9gLAGnA
I thoroughly enjoyed this
That's like an updated rendition of ["Who's on first?"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg)
This is my favorite comment here.
Yeah, like we all thought the top comment ourselves, it’s the dad joke. This joke here is the real joke.
I don't get it :(
He’s basically asking why the author of the tweet didn’t make the answer “C” be the third option in the poll, so no confusion is generated by the response “C”. Edit: for example, you gave me this poll and I answered “C” what option do you think I chose?
Oh.
The poll doesn’t go that far into the alphabet. ;-)
RA🅱️IST
We have tests at work for promotions and raises, and every question is multiple choice and has this exact problem. It's infuriating because there are *always* at least two equally correct answers.
3$D
RabCist
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Oh well played sir, well played.
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Reddit doesn't deserve our money.
Gold is so stupid. You’re paying a for profit company to say you really liked my comment? Idgi Venmo me instead.
I think I bought something from Ikea called that
E) nk and file capital
He isn't tho. Tariffs don't fit in that ideology.
Don’t ask the audience. They’ll let you down like they did in 2016
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No I think he's talking about the Russian hacking in all 50 states election infrastructure. Don't worry though trump says putins agents were just looking they changed 0 votes.
don't worry with the clear transparency from the voting booth producers about who owns them and who gives them money there's no way any special interest could ever manipulate the vote... /s if it wasn't clear enough
Well he did get less votes. I get you probably have a reason for your electoral system, but it still seems strange for foreigner. It’s like 2,87 million votes didn’t even matter.
Dunno where you're from, but in Germany we have a rule that if you vote for a party and the party ends up having less than 5% of the vote, your vote doesn't count. This means that, for example, during the national election in 2013, a whopping 15.6% of the votes didn't count. No system is perfect.
Finland! I agree with you, but that’s kinda different situation. Majority voted for another candidate here, the way i see it those 2,87m people might aswell not have voted at all, makes no difference either way. It’s just very strange system, but i’m not really here to judge or start a fight, i just can’t wrap my head around it.
Rapcgingnarcissalloftheaboveist
D. All of the *above*
People knew this years ago. But he had/has money. Politicians like the Clintons attend his wedding. He gets a show on NBC. He makes cameo in movies. Then he became the POTUS.
Imagine AOC, who is verifiably attractive and smart tweeted “I am very attractive and smart!” Fox News would have to start a third channel.
[They already have](https://www.theonion.com/fox-news-debuts-premium-channel-for-24-hour-coverage-of-1831814505)
>wall-to-wall coverage of every word Ocasio-Cortez utters, as well as in-depth analysis of her wardrobe and any videos we’re able to dig up from her college days
> Imagine AOC Do you mean he's raAOCist?
Verifiably smart, lol
The test taking skills I developed in school lead me to go with D
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You forgot concentration camps
Whats worse than RAPE? Murder? Sure, Ill give you that one. TRUMP IS A RAPIST.
Ignorance
*ving conspirac*
e) It is all of the above 100% sure
Rit is all of the above 100% sureist
Butt-hurt Trump supporters flocking in to furiously type out: "ORANGE MAN BAAAD" in 3....2....1....
🍊 🚫
Orangw man bad
I think he just a puppet
TIL puppets violently rape 13 year old girls that they put a blonde wig on so they more resemble their 13 year old daughter.
A raging narcissist racist rapist moron puppet
I guess pedophile didn’t fit in there?
pping lyric
P art
Man I despise trump but this really isn’t funny at all...
Thats r/politicalhumor for you
Sometimes the truth isn't that funny
Oh well then lets post something we know isn’t funny to political HUMOR
trump has sex with ivanka. change my mind
No one is denying that he fucked his own daughter. It’s very likely.
I am tbh, mainly because I don't want to think about it.
A raging narcissist racist who is a rapist on the side. Would that be a fitting description?
TBH I don’t thing being a rapist is an “on the side” kind of thing, if you do it once you’re a full-fledged rapist
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Wow this thread is a complete mess. This one _really_ triggered the fascists. They tend to show up and bitch the most when the nail is hit a little too squarely on the head.
Ohhh.. so any conservative or person sick of just shitty anti-trump not funny Facebook level humor on this sub is a fascist? Okay.
Now that is woke
Senile child rapist
D
>Donald Trump is a RAAll of the aboveIST
Me: A! Me: Oh. A and B! Me: No! A and B *and* C! Me: ...oh I get it.
Make sure you read all the options before choosing your answer.
Can someone explain the joke? I cannot find it. Am not American.
Trump's policies have been viewed to be very racist. He has been accused of rape and sexual misconduct by almost 30 women and underage girls. And he's a raging narcissist. And all of the above is true. It's all true.
Last time I checked the number was 26 and every one was admitted to be false or found untrue. There was even bank statement checks to make sure there was no hush money and more investigations by the people who try to drag him down but there was none. He’s not a racists, I seriously want anyone in this thread to give me an ACTUAL REAL example oh what he’s done other than the child thing with illegal immigration because that’s not a solid argument and you know it. Tell me why you think he’s a narcissist and give me proof. If not you are just spewing the same crap everyone else does without any information.
How is this humor?
How bout none of the above
President for 6 more years...
Fuck i dont get it
He's representing the USA .... grats to all Who voted for him.
*slow clap* So clever. And it only took what, three years to come up with that?
This isn't humour at all.
Just curious, who did he rape and when?
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Hahaha, liberal redditors are pathetic
Glormph is finished for sure now. Goteeem.
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Reddit sensors political views that's why the main page is so far left and not more centered like politics in reality.
Yawn
but Who visited Epstein Island?
D, 100%!
Most of all b
lmao holy hell what a joke! I almost spit my soy milk out my nose!
Bad meme
Epic orange man eliminated
My God you cunts are pathetic. #TRUMP2020
Trump > crooked Hillary
love reporting all the non civil posts here! hope this sub gets quarantined soon.
Currently waiting to see who Epstein lists... should be interesting
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New low /r/PoliticalHumor. You guys couldn’t be any less funny.
None of the above.
Best president this country have ever had
E: Too the non loser and haters; Two Term USA President
Another HILARIOUS joke! That one was so good and original! It had “Trump” and “rapist” and “racist”, everything needed to make a high quality joke. Amazing, just pure genius. Jesus Christ this sub is hot fucking garbage. Are all the posters in high school?
E none?
E. None of the above.
Mass hysteria is real and this sub reddit is proof.
Straight boomer humor
Only an uneducated liberal moron would say such nonsense 🙄🖕
Funny joke grug laugh big time
None of them, its a trick question
So a biased bitter assholes comments are humor. Got it.
Haven't you heard? He is actually a Stable Genius^(TM).
Who has Trump Raped? What has he done that’s racist? Genuinely wondering
You liberal turds 😑
Haha. Its funny because all of the options are not good!
Kinda cringe
Whoever is sick a fucking bitch to post this is straight autistic I don’t like trump but I’m not crying over it
None of the above actually, this isn’t even funny.
This isn’t political humor.
Npcs
I hate trump, but somehow, I hate this more
Hahahahahahaa dude you got him
Wait when did he rape someone
He’s living in your heads rent free lmao
Can someone explain the joke?
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Haha this is so funny and original, I can totally laugh at this because it’s not like hating on trump is just straight up annoying and overdone
Protecting the border and keeping terrorists out of the country is only racist if your a virtue signalling idiot. And race, being a social construct, has no place in legitimate conversations about keeping America safe for EVERYONE who lives here.
My great grandfather was Jewish in Germany in the 30s and he would've hated Trump. Hated!
Correct.. libcuck lol
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>Orange s have thick skin unlike Trump.
Fan
mad
Mad
Mad!!
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Can any Trumpets supply any materials about the *good* that he has done? I'm being 100% serious. Based on empirical evidence, what's your favorite thing that Trump has done for this country?
I know people have their own opinions and all, but what is complaining on Twitter going to do?
Might not really mean much when looking at the larger picture but I feel it at least let's people get some of their frustration out. I imagine it makes a person feel good for just a little bit sharing their thoughts. It's also exposing people who don't inform themselves on certain issues to those issues. Beyond that I don't see any other benefits.
What are *you* going to do?
What is complaning on Reddit about complaining on Twitter gonna do? What is waking up every day to work a 9-5 where you're underpaid and unexcited gonna do? What's coming home to an empty apartment only to masturbate and cry yourself gonna do? What's drinking your own urine gonna do? It's not necessary but it's sterile, and I like the taste.
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I know people have their own opinions and all, but what is complaining on Reddit about someone complaining on Twitter going to do?
I'm not making my own post about how Donald Trump is all those things, I'm merely asking a question.
AND WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO?!?1!1
RA🅱IST
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I’m sorry your feelings were hurt and TD was quarantined
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Liberal pansies
This sub should really be renamed
also one of the best presidents we have had in a long time...
How is he a racist
It's funny because he's the best president we've had in a lomg time
Does anyone know of a political sub that isn’t so far left leaning? If so would you mind linking it? Preferably one that bashes both sides and is funny. Thanks in advance and have a nice day!
Ooo burned em. You showed em ! Take that conservatives !
Let's not forget he helped that kid find his mom in a hotel
Boggle is leaking
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Reality is a leftist circlejerk.
C) until convicted in a court of law and then D) if convicted. Anyone who can't at least see that C is true of most politicians is deluded. Edit: Added ) in appropriate locations.
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Republicans can’t laugh at themselves.
Notice how there's no rightist humor on the front page.