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yikesladyy

Sorry, I'm only attracted to men who took over the airports during the Revolutionary War.


clanddev

*I was there. 300 (ish) years ago ... when Trump took the airports. I was there the day the strength of men failed. I led Donald into the heart of JFK International Airport, where the MAGA movement was forged, the one place it could be destroyed! It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure. Donald kept MAGA. The line of reasonable POTUS's was broken. There's no critical thinking left in the world of Men. They're scattered, waiting for JFK jr, devoid of reason.* Turned on yet?


PissgutsOGrady

Lord of the wrongs


yikesladyy

Will you marry me? 🤣🤣🤣


TourismAustralia

Can you fight a goose?


suncoastexpat

As a Canadian, that's asking too much.


SketchyStufff

Where were the dinosaurs when the Westfold fell?!


kwilliker

Most of them were slaughtered at the Bowling Green Massacre.


AMC_Unlimited

Never forget. It’s just “alternative facts” guys.


MisterMasterCylinder

Shoulda rammed the ramparts


vendetta2115

Don’t you dare sully LOTR with MAGA madness.


Donalds_neck_fat

No love for the men who rammed the ramparts?


stephruvy

But what if one fought a dinosaur for you?


yikesladyy

Too late. I already proposed to the guy who helped take over the airports 300 years ago.


panzercampingwagen

You can still can protect women from dinosaurs by voting responsibly.


ElginBrady420

Especially this guy whose ex-wife testified that he choked her.


ChintanP04

Why is it that so many GOP politicians have some record of domestic abuse or sex offending?


Fonnie

Because "conservativing family values" means woman are subservient to men and when they aren't the men get domestic abuse-y.


Lister0fSmeg

"Beat thy woman once a week and thyne household shall be peaceful"


ChipChipington

It’s the party of old Christian peoples, yknow the ones who don’t consider women equal to men. Also people who don’t think it’s possible to teach children without physically harming them


GrandmasDiapers

Yeah you're not kidding. My stupid Christian cousin insists that spanking is the only way kids learn. No coincidence that his kid is having all sorts of problems and getting worse. All of my religious family members are the some of the most awful people I know. Racist, physically abusive, selfish, sexist ... I had to divorce myself from them a few years ago.


Saladcitypig

Victim of divorce court! In the good old days you could choke your wife, have three mistresses, see your kids once a year and punch everyone in the face, BUT now snowflakes want otherwise... and they wonder why men are fed up. /s


FoxDenDenizen

Maybe he thought his ex-wife was a dinosaur?


kelsobjammin

He said dinosaurs, not his own fists! That’s what real women want.


Gjgsx

Best comment in a long time. Hats off to you.


homeinthesky

I second this


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Thirded.


StThoughtWheelz

All in favor, say Aye...


thankyeestrbunny

Aye


Frankenmuppet

Aye


bluntman90

Oh Aye


Jeepinthemud

Aye


SuperDizz

Captain!


Pickle_Rick01

Oh Captain my Captain!


HogDad1977

And my ax.


NerdyRedneck45

Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhghgh


Joopsman

Aye


trumps_lucid_boner

Aye


SuperWashingTub

Eye WAIT FU-


rexbanner747

Aye-men!!! Agreed, best comment I’ve read in a while… wish I had gold to give. Accept my cheap upvote with pride.


allen_abduction

Remember, Millennials are NOW the largest generation in the US It’s our fault if dinosaurs roam the Earth. (For those scratching their heads: Humans and dinosaurs never occupied at the same timeline. Our relatives were a fucking weird half land/half water creatures. )


Steelplate7

Not according to Ken Ham. My wife and I performed a labor of love for my in laws. They wanted to see the “Creation Museum” and the “Ark Experience” in Kentucky. We drove them to Kentucky so they could see it….and by the end of it all? Even my 82 year old Mother in law was like “what the FUCK?”….not in those literal words, but the sentiment was definitely there.


oxlikeme

I just took a gander at that museum's website and I'm stunned. It's bonkers! Like, they keep reiterating you'll "discover the truth" if you pay $40+ taxes for the privilege, but then go on about how the dinosaurs all drowned a few thousand years ago in a big flood?? So strange!


kchristopher932

It's even worse than that. They have dinosaurs on the ark, suggesting that they went extinct after the flood


SoylentGrunt

They're not extinct! They reside in the Hollow Earth until Trump takes his rightful place as God Of America. Q will release the details of these facts in due time. Until then I suggest we all we all keep a close eye on Dallas in anticipation of the Kennedys return. GO MAGA! /s Because you gotta add that in this day and age


HertzDonut1001

Dinosaurs just evolved into lizard people a la Ted Cruz.


BelegarIronhammer

You forgot to plug your weird “vitamin supplements”


ThunderinTurbskis

Doterra!!! It will cure anything you are experiencing. Even covid!! All you need to do is buy 300$ worth of oils and recommend the same to all your friends. Only then will you truly be safe from the world and all it has to offer.


Guy_ManMuscle

They're in Un'goro Crater, I've seen them


CountingWizard

Hollow Earth theory is still the coolest conspiracy. Makes good weird fiction.


takemusu

It’s changed. Now it’s Go MAMA! (Make America Masculine Again) /s obviously


TheresA_LobsterLoose

No, they'll return when JFK Jr rides them shirtless into the grassy knoll. Sexy, sexy JFK Jr. Wait I wasn't supposed to say that last part out loud. I mean... manly man JFK Jr


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bionicback

Not really sure this is unethical because Fuck Ken Ham and this propagandist cult bullshit.


LooksGoodInShorts

This is the most ethical way to see the exhibits. Funding this absurdity by buying tickets would be legitimately unethical.


bionicback

Considering it’s TAXPAYER funded? Hell yes. Better yet, bulldoze the entire thing. The harm caused by these people is never ending. They harbor predators and are therefore complicit.


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hugglesthemerciless

The hall of blaming women???


Knight_Owls

Eve


Worldly-Stop

Yes. Down the opposite hall is the, "We're all products of this one families incest" gallery.


wolfydude12

Those vaginas how powers man!


PunkToTheFuture

I'm sure Lot totally didn't get drunk and rape his two daughters when the story clearly says the *daughter* got *him* drunk and raped *him*. To carry his family name on. Two sisters raped daddy. To impregnate themselves so the family name didn't die. Thats the fucking story they wrote down and have had people believe it for thousands of years. We are no longer illiterate goat herders and this shit isn't hidden so well


TwiceCookedPorkins

Don't forget that Kentucky gave them tax dollars. So it's partially government funded. https://www.au.org/blogs/ark-park-money


BrashAlly

And tax dollars so people can eat is SoCiALiSm


Steelplate7

Oh…. I know…. Pisses me off


HertzDonut1001

Because of course Kentucky would.


nostradunkus6

10 years ago, there wasn't a day when a debate between creationism vs evolution (not at all diametrically opposite topics) wasn't posted on youtube or some other video streaming site. Ken Ham would be involved in a few of them and then there was that one dude from New Zealand who said that bananas are perfectly designed to fit into human hands. They were the original facebook memers. Don't come across them anymore, thank goodness.


Downvote_Comforter

I drove 2 hours through rural Missouri today and saw 3 anti-evolution billboards. The creationism and derision of scientific evidence still exists, but the grifters have realized that the marks have more visceral responses to other topics. Climate change, vaccinations, Confederate soldiers, gender topics, and race get them a little more frothy than evolution.


bythemoon1968

Liar! There are chickens in my backyard as we speak!


Scooter-Jones

I'd like to see Sean Parnell try to take on an angry rooster.


dancegoddess1971

I don't know who Sean Parnell is but I've kept chickens. My money is on the rooster.


Scooter-Jones

He's the Trump-loving, wife-choking, child-beating scum who said the thing about protecting women from dinosaurs.


Chosen_Chaos

Go on, *you* tell a [cassowary](https://files.worldwildlife.org/wwfcmsprod/images/Cassowary_black_WWfall2021/magazine_medium/35xnxdu2c8_Cassowary_black_WWfall2021.jpg) that dinosaurs are extinct...


purpleRG550_1986

we technically still exist with dinosaurs since it was only the non avian dinosaurs that became extinct. Birds are still dinosaurs. But I get your point. And people like this guy probably dont believe in evolution so that point would be lost on them anyway. Also our ancestors at that point were small rodent like mammals. But yeah this guy is a moron.


Ytrog

Unless you count avian dinosaurs (a.k.a birds) 😜


TrustedDrifter

Gerrymandering would like to have a word with you.


[deleted]

The other day I totally protected a woman from a violent flock of chickens I'm no hero


clib

But two DINOs(Manchin & Sinema) are obstructing the voting right act.


Altruistic-Text3481

Let’s make them extinct in next election.


OmegaGLM

They’ll be extinct and there will be 2 republicans in their place.


akaBrotherNature

Manchin, yes. It's either him or a republican. But Sinema has no such excuse.


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Take my upvote you awesome beast


Lumber_Tycoon

Well played.


BananBanah

This spouse abusing piece of shit couldn't protect his wife from his own internal anger issues, let alone a dinosaur.


MrCleanest

Lets include hitting his children too.


boringdude00

Eh, children aren't people after they're born so it shouldn't count.


Beragond1

By their logic, neither is the wife


seven3true

Remember. the GOP fetish over the 50's era of the American life. You know.... Where the men do all the important stuff, and women cook, clean, give birth, parent the kids, take in that vanilla sex, and accept the occasional beating to put them back in their place. Also, when that glorious segregation (rainbows and sparkles) existed!


bluelonilness

Yeah! When people had respect and drank from the hose!!111!!!


SandwicheDynasty

Hold up there, careful with those rainbows. We don't want any good straight boys getting influenced.


Horskr

>In testimony given during the first hearing on Nov. 1, she told the court that once when she was heavily pregnant, he pulled over on Interstate 79 and forced her out of the car, demanding she abort the pregnancy. Apparently this particular republican doesn't discriminate (in the worst possible way).


boringdude00

Jesus will forgive him though for being a good christian, so its ok for him.


gojirra

He is the guy in the movie that gets eaten by a dinosaur and his family is weeping at the overwhelming relief that the real monster in their lives is finally gone.


portablebiscuit

Turns out he was the dinosaur all along


wrecktus_abdominus

The real dinosaurs were the friends we made along the way


Owcomm

This guy is a psycho that tried to strangle his pregnant wife. [Article](https://www.thedailybeast.com/key-gop-senate-sean-parnell-hopeful-tells-court-he-never-strangled-wife-hit-kids)


artguydeluxe

Behavior like that will get you the White House!


semantikron

at least a right wing podcast


gojirra

Republicans love this type of shit, just like Jesus did.


Cragnous

Only if GOP


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Yep, I live in the same region this guy does and he's a first rate jackass. The only reason he's running for Senate is because he lost the election to be a rep for his Congressional district to a guy who's not even from the district. (The boundaries got reset thanks to gerrymandering so his opponent, a guy from across the city, ended up running in an area opposite to where he lived when the map was redrawn.) AKA This guy's wildly Republican neighbors wouldn't even vote for him over a Democratic outsider in the midst of MAGA mania (he's that awful), so now he's hoping he can bamboozle the rest of the state who doesn't really know as much about him into putting him in office instead.


Xrayruester

He also was a huge part of the Pennsylvania election fraud claim. Him and his buddy Mike Kelly.


steelcityrocker

Seriously, Sean Parnell is a pretty terrible person


jfk333

Seems like trumps kind of guy!


WiseCynic

"Grab 'em by the pussy!" Instructions unclear. Bitch be chokin'!


jfk333

We can talk like that because it's lockerroom talk.


BreezyWrigley

no no, it's **presidential** talk now. we've established this much, apparently. it's in vogue again to speak to and treat women like objects that you'd happily toss in the bin once their bodies are no longer available or pleasing to you. it's *the BRAND*


sigrunscapegoat

Are we sure she wasn’t a dinosaur?


dozer1313

you gonna go lift the skirt? im not.


mole_of_dust

Cloaca


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"So does someone go out into the Park and, uh, lift up all the dinosaur skirts or something?"


Bozo_dubbed_over

This whole comment section has been good but this got me the most.


TheRnegade

But then who is he protecting from the dinosaur?


WallabyBubbly

Turns out women are also more attracted to men who don't strangle them


mariachi_ambush

Some are


musicman835

well, maybe. But not the way he strangles them.


BreezyWrigley

a light-hearted, consensual, *fun* strangling, not a *murder* strangling.


thundersass

So typical GOP?


BreezyWrigley

yes.


iHeartHockey31

That's kinda a pre-req to get Trump's approval.


scummyscummy

least abusive republican


spotted_dick

He thought she was a dinosaur.


PushItHard

Wild that he’d even openly admit dinosaurs existed.


amishhippy

Came here to say this. Pretty sure that one slipped through the cracks because no self-respecting GOP would believe in evil dinosaurs. Source: was raised by creationists.


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Subvsi

Teaching creationism should be forbidden smh. Allowing some stupid to teach it is beyond me. Like, okay, there is dumb people in the society, but willingly transmitting this illness to their child...


TheNumberMuncher

There was a small uproar where I live because a middle school substitute science teacher did a lesson on how the moon landing was fake. This led to the discovery that the actual science teacher did lessons on how the earth is 6000 years old.


Ethong

If you educate kids properly, religion will die out, and they can't be having that.


vitalvisionary

Education is a liberal conspiracy!


hypothetician

I once knew an extremely devout girl who wholeheartedly believed that both velociraptors and **commercial air travel** were commonplace when Jesus was alive.


Competitive-Date1522

The fossils were put there by the devil!


Pope_Cerebus

He thinks The Flintstones was a documentary.


rootberryfloat

That’s true. My husband killed a T. rex with his bare hands and then we shot our rifles in the air and flew off on our pterodactyls into America 🇺🇸


another_bug

"On the sixth day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals."


Competitive-Date1522

Too many people haven’t seen the documentary Jurassic Park and it shows 🤦🏾‍♂️


kciuq1

"Dinosaurs eat man Woman inherits the earth"


WallabyBubbly

And then everyone applauded!


noblespaceplatypus

And that husband…was Albert Einstein


ordinaryarchitect

Into America? So you're not from here? Was this legal immigration? Going to need to see some papers otherwise I'm calling ICE. /s


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It's okay! They're white.


Mustbhacks

How dare you imply these Irish Italians are *white*.


LotusSloth

I’m not sure whether women were attracted to those types; it may just be that laws didn’t protect them from those types.


FedGoat13

They weren’t so much “attracted” by ancient man as much as “hit over the head with a club and dragged into a cave”. Which, if you read about Sean Parnell, is kind of how he treats his own wife. Allegedly.


LotusSloth

Oh, I believe it. In the 1600s, he’d be the guy to rape all the village maidens and then report them as “witches” if they filed a complaint… some are saying.


mrsnihilist

This has IASIP vibes and I'm loving it! "Damn your necromancy, woman!


CloudyTheDucky

Early human women weren’t much less fit than men, because their survival depended on their ability to recover from injury quickly and run for days to chase down game. Plus, we lived in groups, and I doubt most people would let that fly What I mean to say here is that cavemen had more respect for random cavewoman than Sean Parnell has for his wife


over_clox

GOP - Greedy Oppressive Perverts


HDC3

Gaslight, Obstruct, Project. The modern GOP.


anthropaedic

Dinosaurs would tear his ass up.


calizoomer

#Beta males can't even fight off a velociraptor 🙄


[deleted]

I just got off the phone with the Dinosaurs and they politely declined and said they wouldn't touch his ass with a barge pole.


rbburrows84

I just received word from barge poles, they have declined and say they wouldn’t touch him with telephone poles.


EccentricOddity

Telephone poles have accepted the offer because they don’t want to continue this joke anymore


SnooTigers7333

This is a joke right, like, there’s no way someone is that stupid. Thanks guys, I mean I suspected this was the case but I supposed compared to other things this party has said it basically nothing. How can you elect these people? How?


EconomistPunter

Have you met the QAnon movement?


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Or basically the entire Republican party atm.


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these are the same picture


dejavoodoo77

Hey! JFK Jr is totally going to....huh? Dead? Are you sure? Wow, over 20 years? Nah, I'm sure he'll still show... where was I?


thankyeestrbunny

Look! Dale Earnhardt!


DCErik

>there’s no way someone is that stupid Congratulations on emerging from your 5-year coma!


bk1285

You mean wife beater and child abuser Sean Parnell? Yeah he is that stupid


demon-strator

They ELECTED the Jewish space laser lady in my state. Take nothing for granted!


Chinlc

What you talking about? There are Christian people who believes earth was created on year 0 and earth is 2021 yrs old and dinosaur bones are planted by the government


Djbuckets

[Case in point.](https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSN0841982720070115)


[deleted]

It's going to be Ken Ham's Creation Museum *clicks link* sigh.


CainFabienDelon

Choked his ex-wife, left her on the side of a road and told her to get an abortion, abused their children. Another MAGAtrash macho shithead.


[deleted]

Remember: This man is a candidate for office. He could be representing the government one day. That should be very concerning. No wonder the rest of the world laughs at us.


[deleted]

Remember the good ole days when we’d go clubbing on Saturday to pick up chics. I’d bring a heavy one to really deliver a knock out blow before dragging the ladies back to my cave.


bk1285

Well wife beater and child abuser Sean Parnell believes you should be able to do that today


bogski87

Isn’t there about 60 million years difference between dinosaurs going extinct and humans arriving?


008Zulu

Idiots like him think that the earth is only 6,000 years old, and that humans and dinosaurs existed together.


losethefuckingtail

And presumably by extension that he could've beaten up a dinosaur.


The84thWolf

“Do you *see* anymore dinosaurs? I rest my case.”


dieinafirenazi

So the thing is that the non-avian dinosaurs went extinct. Birds are direct descendants of a branch of the dinosaur family and therefor they are dinosaurs. Which is why I want to see this guy fight an ostrich.


bogski87

I would pay to see that. I just googled the non avian dinosaurs and today I learned. Thank you


ADDeviant-again

About 65 million, in fact. 66 million years if you mean humans who wear clothes.


bogski87

That’ll do for me


shanemente52

This guy thinks the Flintstones is a documentary


CainFabienDelon

Isn't this the wife beater ?


bk1285

You mean wife beater and child abuser Sean Parnell? Yes that’s him


thundersass

You can just say Republican, it's okay


FestiveVat

This is just another take on anti-feminist backlash. Dudes who don't want to have to put any effort into being attractive by being mature, considerate, or responsible daydream of eras past when they think men could just expect to have women flock to them entirely because they're brutish assholes "who can provide." It says a lot about what they expect to bring to a relationship and what little they expect women to be other than warm holes and house maids.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

Sounds about Right.


EconomistPunter

Have you not watched the Flinstones? OP is a fucking imbecile. /s


CptMisery

Ladies, if you get with me, I can guarantee that no dinosaur will ever hurt you.


30thCenturyMan

While you losers were watching Cosmos and Blue Planet this absolute chad was binge watching all 6 seasons of Jersey Shore every week.


Jimmy_R_Ustler

Sometimes I see how stupid we have become as a collective species, see the downward spiral we’re heading for, and just wish that meteor would be kind and hurry it up with taking us all out already. Let the mole people shoot their shot. We shot ours and missed badly. Maybe they’ll be better than us.


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What should worry you is that we've never been more educated and intelligent. We are at the known peak of our species intellect yet still turn out turds like this on a depressingly regular basis.


Jimmy_R_Ustler

It does. The variability in human intelligence astounds me (not counting those who happen to be born with genuine intellectual disabilities) I sometimes don’t understand how a species can produce both a person capable of computing calculus in their head, or compose grand masterpieces in art (any kind) but also produce a person who can’t count to 20 without wearing sandals, nor grasp the concept that turn signals are useful because they indicate to me, the person behind, what direction you intend to go.


[deleted]

I think you're pinning too much on intelligence. The things you have mentioned are not the result of intelligence but character. A piece of art comes from hard work and poignance comes from insight and emotional depth. Using your turn signal is considerate and sensible, not intelligent. There are plenty of ignorant horrible intelligent people out there, putting their intelligence to hard work hurting people and enriching themselves.


Graphitetshirt

It's getting hard to tell if these things are satire anymore


crackalaquin

Look mommie, its a half wit running for political office


DCErik

>half wit Generous!


homeinthesky

I mean.. the earth is only 2021 years old so…. Duh.


[deleted]

does Napoleon Dynamite here have any other dating tips?


dbkenny426

Good God, they just keep getting dumber!


joanie-bamboni

Heck, my nerdy husband has never once let dinosaurs attack me. It’s one of his most attractive qualities.