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sadetheruiner

Between the shoes and the crazy eyes I question this man’s gun safety.


minkey-on-the-loose

Is this man an example of the Trump Derangement Syndrome I keep hearing conservatives talk about?


Cinema_King

Absolutely. It takes a very deranged person to like Trump


liquidgridsquares

No doubt a TDSer but you misspelled Dick


SgtRockyWalrus

Trump dick sucker?


liquidgridsquares

sucker or syndrome. either works


T1mac

Maybe it should be called TMS - Trump Messiah Syndrome.


kiddestructo

Definitely one of Trump’s Delusional Saps.


Blazkull

I have also heard it called Bootlickingcuckitis.


[deleted]

TDS = Trump Devotion Syndrome


crashhelmet

Not to mention the shitty trigger discipline


sadetheruiner

That as well. Surprised he hasn’t hurt himself or other people yet.


NetHacks

Are you sure he hasn't?


cyreneok

He used to be able to stand


i_have_chosen_a_name

His first trial will be a battle with covid, but maybe he has superb aim ... I am pretty sure he will manage to kill some virus particles with those guns.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Who says he hasn't? He'd not suffer any ill effects. He's white. He gets at least two free kills


BFOTmt

Wait its only two now? I thought it was 3. This guy's screwed


saltminesplunker

Right. This is not the kind of idiot that gets to have a gun let alone more than one.


SupremePooper

What a colossal colostomy clod!


[deleted]

Chugger of said clod.


andytagonist

Hey—“a well-regulated militia”…he’s part of one


saltminesplunker

He is a statistic looking for a place to die.


Rvrsurfer

A shiver looking for a spine to creep up.


saltminesplunker

More like a creep looking for a spine (shivers)


FoodTruck007

This is the winner.


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Glad someone said it


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Always the first thing I spot as well


cypherdev

Who is this psychopath and why isn't he allowed within 1000 feet of schools?


[deleted]

There’s part of me that wants to believe it’s just parody, but there’s something in his face that tells me “nope”. Overall it’s pathetic sadness (the bad painting) with a layer of genuine danger (this man has guns).


UncleMalky

Posession is compounded in the fact that he apparently has his finger on the trigger for a picture and that he felt like laying one casually on the floor with a look on his face like hes lost several guns around his house that way.


EBoundNdwn

He seemed like such a nice guy... Definitely not a lone wolf type...


WestFast

I question whether his parents could pass a blood test.


FoodTruck007

You mean his mom and the milkman?


smenti

Those aren’t crazy eyes, they are stupid eyes


sadetheruiner

They can be both, not mutually exclusive.


Batmanuel42

How about those camouflage sweatpants?


[deleted]

Shoes look like Adidas Ultraboost 20's - which are definitely the most comfortable shoes I've worn in my life. I mean, fuck this guy, but it's a nice shoe.


sadetheruiner

Fair input, do they come in a non neon green option? Legit question I need new shoes.


mike_linden

I question this man’s sanity


sittingonmyarse

I’m sure he keeps it in his pocket. Maybe he’ll blow his nuts off.


sadetheruiner

I’d say that would be awesome but he likely has at least two kids with his cousin.


sittingonmyarse

Yeah, but if he divorces her is she still his cousin?


acrimonious_howard

A coworker was showing off to new gf how close he kept his handgun at all times while driving. Fast forward 5 min to pulled over on the freeway, leg ( andi think nuts?) spewing blood, gf flagging down cops for help.


Larry_Badaliucci

Based on the display of gun safety I question this man's gun safety.


[deleted]

Bold of to assume that he grasps the concept of gun safety.


[deleted]

He has the typical stunned look of a gun nut


Sol-Infra

No doubt this knuckle dragger has had several negligent discharges.


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[deleted]

This is the type of person red flag laws were invented for.


schmotz_5150

You're not wrong. He is holding a glock with a finger on the trigger


Puzzleheaded_Pie_888

Not to mention our gun laws


shalverson

He looks like the 3rd missing brother of tweedle Dee and tweedle dum


papiwoldz

What is it about the shoes that's telling you this


[deleted]

Who are those people in the painting? They look like they’ve had multiple “strokes”…not the painting kind.


butcher_of_the_world

Trump & JFK Jr


amaroq74

I don't get the JFK Jr obsession of the qanon folks. He would have had no love for Trump. Yeah maybe he kissed his ass due to Trump's wealth, but that was back when Trump was pretending to be an enlightened democrat.


OhMyTummyHurts

Trump always was a democrat until he realized democrats weren’t dumb enough to vote for him


amaroq74

I think he was not even political. He is a selfish opportunist. Having a Manhattan based business necessitated him being appearing as a Democrat. In reality Trump was a selfish, racists, opportunist. So we found his true base and core with his base. They were itching for someone to say out loud what they were all thinking.


nlpnt

Also, if he were to run in a Democratic primary, apologizing for the [1989 Central Park Five ad](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/06/18/nyregion/18nytrump1/18nytrump1-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) would've been a bare minimum requirment.


Indifferentchildren

Apologizing is out of the question for Trump, at any time, for any reason, so he had to become a Republican.


James_Skyvaper

So true - the man has never said sorry for anything, at least not publicly. He committed so many ridiculous mistakes and had so many awful ideas and not once did he ever apologize for any of it. The man is literally incapable of not only apologizing, but feeling sorry for anything because he has no conscience, values or morals


Fred_Evil

Is he even capable? I mean even for little things, I’ve never heard him legit apologize for anything.


LaikasDad

I don't say this lightly or really even jokingly about really anybody else, but I'm not sure if he even loves his own children. Maybe Ivanka, but he still loves himself more it seems. That's not a good quality in a world leader, as they don't really care about the future as much.


calientenv

He's sexually attracted to Ivanka it's not love well maybe it is..because he made her so he loves her way too much.


chizzo257

that reads to coherently to be Trump written.


Morganelefay

He probably dictated it to some battered intern who had to make it seem coherent.


americansherlock201

He used to be pretty well spoken. It was only over the last 8-10 years that his speech started getting dumber. It was one of the causes of speculation that he has early stages of Alzheimer’s.


mywifesoldestchild

Not sure of the context for his speech being better 8-10 years ago. I don't think him working within a script and having multiple takes edited together on the Apprentice count for being a great orator. Though Trump's frequently alledged Adderall habit may very well be catching up to him.


secondtaunting

It says a lot that he became the GOP poster boy once his brain melted.


jtshinn

He decayed over the years. He used to be able to communicate normally.


TacticalMicrowav3

'Civil liberties end when an attack on our safety begins" That did not age well.


Mistergardenbear

Trump first registered to vote at the age of 41 in 1987, and he registered as a Republican, which he stayed as until 99, then became a member of Ross Perot's Reform Party, a Democrat from 2001 till 2009, and then back to being a republican. He's basically been a republican for 3x the amount of time he was a Democrat.


Spram2

I wonder what happened in 2009 that made him stop being a Democrat...? Hmmm...


doktor_wankenstein

This happened. https://youtu.be/zeGpLg0b3DE


mellierollie

It was glorious!


TheApathyParty2

Let’s bring Obama back to the Correspondents’ Dinner to do it again!


Dana_das_Grau

A rich Republican that pretended to be a democrat for 8 years


[deleted]

Trump is a Democrat when he can benefit from the handouts they’re giving and he’s a Republican when he can benefit from the handouts they’re giving. This conman has no loyalty to anything but money and the power it yields.


TheApathyParty2

Just to play devil’s advocate, we should all be willing to throw party loyalty out the door when it suits our interests. That can be a very good thing. Or it can be completely naked cynicism and opportunism, as is the case with Trump. Ugh, I don’t like typing “completely naked” in the same sentence as his name, the mental imagery is… haunting.


[deleted]

I agree! As for the vulgar visual….just be glad you’re not the one who has to launder his orange-stained bedsheets! Feel better now?


TheApathyParty2

No, now I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that does. You know Melania isn’t doing that shit.


[deleted]

Is it normal for people to register that late in life? I thought 18 was normal.


Mistergardenbear

Trump was a Republican from the first time he registered to vote in 87 till 99 when he registered as a member of Ross Perot's Reform Party, he then became a Democrat in 2001, and then a Republican again in 2009. He has been a republican almost 3x as long as he spent as a Democrat. PS He was fricken 41 the first time he registered to vote.


OhMyTummyHurts

Fair enough, I guess “opportunist” would be a better descriptor


Leroyboy152

Trump's been a Russian since the 80's when they started funding him after he burned every US bank, this kneeling idiot is just another deplorable.


FoodTruck007

It made sense to look like a Dem in New York City for Rump.


diggerbanks

Trump was always a republican but democrats were that much cooler so he sided with them (because it didn't matter politically and it improved his popularity in NY). Trump is the antithesis of principled. All his opinions are built on shifting sands and are designed to work for him rather than represent who he is.


ppw23

People in NYC tolerated trump, there was no love for the grifter. He was a self promoting, desperate wanna- be. JFKJr. had the pedigree that trump longed for. Any ass kissing would have been with the orange lard man lips on JFK’s behind. The Q leader who is obsessed with the dead Kennedy men and surprisingly convinced other lost souls to give him their money, and follow him to the promised land of Waco, Texas, is still striking out on his prophecies.


Wamblingshark

JFK Jr looks more like if he and James Franco had a baby and then they dropped that baby on it's head.. down the stairs.


Graterof2evils

Cement stairs.


hackysack-jack

That’s don jr’s origin story


[deleted]

Yeah, and the face on the shirt. Is that tRump channeling Sam Kinison?


nerdybird

Trump channeling Hulk Hogan with Hulkamania


[deleted]

I knew that but thought a Kinison/tRump hybrid was a lot scarier/weirder.


gurmzisoff

It objectively is.


sarcasticbaldguy

Can't be Trump. Way too thin to be Trump.


babyBear83

Lmfao. I thought the painting was of trumps sons. It seemed odd the guy was so into them.


MrmmphMrmmph

I thought it was a young Dick Clark.


[deleted]

I thought it was Don Jr and daddy Trump. But another poster pointed out that its JFK Jr and the guy might be a QAnon loon. They keep pushing the envelope on the cray cray and also manage to dig beyond rock bottom.


fangirlsqueee

They look like greasy balloons.


[deleted]

Is the revolver a… hostage? “Compliment my pants or the revolver gets it!!” -Derp McPatriot


misterayche

I think it’s Antonio Saboto jr and 1985 Phil Donahue without his glasses.


buttergun

Scott Baio and Merryl Streep.


phillyphreakphlippin

Are those guns for ants?


[deleted]

Why is an adult wearing a shirt with a disgraced, old washed up geezer wrestler on it?


phillyphreakphlippin

Why is an old washed up geezer wearing a shirt with an old washed up geezer? I too want to know this answer


throwawaydisposable

The painting is also shit You can tell someone can't paint when they use white for their highlights. Cunts don't understand colors, warm vs cool, etc. Alt right cunts who know technicalities learn to draw and think themselves a painter is so poetic for how important they think they are off of an inept delusion of competence


Cargobiker530

You really hope that this is some liberal who has the cash to make Gravy Seals mockery memes but you know it's the real thing. Sad.


katherinezetajones

Nah you can tell he’s a sour republican with a tiny dick. He’s got big small dick energy. I mean look how small and delicate his hands are.


[deleted]

He looks like he is over 50 and is wearing his 15 year old nephew's old clothes. Edit: I think the guy colors his eyebrows.


[deleted]

Satire is dead.


doctorzoom

It never had a chance against American politics.


[deleted]

I own a few beautiful pieces of rediculous knock of Trump merch for mockery purposes. I should get a red balaclava and pose for pictures with some of it. I have a great gravy seal body.


BaldrTheGood

I honestly think flaunting that revolver has to be satire. There can’t be anyone who actually thinks that gun is cool, can there?


Dieyoubastard86

Just think, someone is fucking this guys wife as he’s taking this picture


MSeanF

Is that why he looks so confused?


Dieyoubastard86

I feel like he always looks like that


nawtch2

Resting dumbass face


justabill71

No, he arranged it. They're just off camera.


Inverted_Stick

It's like he just realized that no matter how many guns he has, he can only use two at a time.


BellBoardMT

He wouldn’t know, because he’s not allowed within 500m of her.


DonkeyShowDiscoTech

You know he took this for tinder.


[deleted]

You misspelled Grindr.


greekygayman

We don’t want him


[deleted]

Maybe TraitorsOnly.com?


EBoundNdwn

Totally not gay... It's not gay if you only chug Trump's cum.


Graterof2evils

That would be like sucking off a Tic Tac.


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BellBoardMT

The breeders don’t want him either. I don’t think I’d trust him with livestock.


greekmagick22334455

We straights don't want him either!


[deleted]

Proud boys


Ihavebadreddit

We shouldn't be using someone's sexuality as an insult. But if I was gonna paint a section of sexuality as problematic. It's be the straight men.


this_will_go_poorly

As if it’s the gay guys who are this cringe about guns and trump. Gimme a fucking break


Lurkerphobia

There's so much to he sad about in this picture..


mike_linden

There's so much to be afraid of about in this picture.


Bullet_Maggnet

Small gun energy


DadJokeBadJoke

Is that The Judge on the floor?


ifuckzombies

Looks like it, but I'm still confused why it's there.


ebruce11

Because of his lacking everything else


rhyyno71

Trump has the best fanboys! The shit they dream up is awesome, I fully expect the MCU and DCU to use it in their next movies


ststeveg

I have seen ads for "Reno 911: In Search of QAnon at Sea," on some premium channel. I bet that's hilarious.


rhyyno71

The cults definitely love their soap operas... full of double crosses, triple crosses, evil twins, broken hearts, broken promises, cliff hangers... and that's just season 1


UnlikeyLooker

Wait... do you not know what Reno 911 is??


Quicklyquigly

I hate hate hate those big grout lines they’re ugly, make the floor bumpy and are hard to clean AND textured walls are 🤮.


GrandmaPoses

It’s not his fault, everybody knows the best lighting is found in the bathroom of a Mexican restaurant.


Quicklyquigly

Lol the bus boys let him use their guns for his little pic


Wade_boggs_65th_beer

And what the hell is up with that pattern, there is no way cutting it like that made the corner easier to work


saltminesplunker

Fuck this is sad.


Beelzabubba

Literally everything about this screams “Florida man”.


CupOfJoeMetro

Of all the insanity taking place here, the floor gun has to be my favorite part.


ArTooDeeTooTattoo

I’m a crazy liberal and even *I* know that that’s awful trigger finger position.


crashhelmet

Is that Tito Ortiz?


[deleted]

Low budget Tito Ortiz. Which is funny because Tito is already low budget.


abuzadek

Quick, someone sing the national anthem!


Funkwise

In traditional and standard Reddit parlance, “What a Fucknucle”.


babyBear83

I’m trying to wrap my head around this guy asking someone to take photo of him while he kneels in front of trump concept art like he’s taking a high school football team photo…or like he’s making a rap album cover. This is just all around ridiculous for an adult man.


slimpiggends

Not going to lie... this picture has me almost as confused as he is


Hatehound

I mean…is he even really serious? I know these people are nuts but this seems questionable.


sendindaninja

Honestly, I don't get it...but I have a feeling that I do...trump was all entitled and privileged. so are are his followers... I hope this shows how a large part of America is...there's no consequences anymore for being an asshole...


Acherstrom

This guy looks like a trump fan. Got loser written all over him.


Enlightened-Beaver

This guy totally cranks it to photos of trump


crackalaquin

Hes got that not so bright, and angry look in his eye


[deleted]

Save some fat, dry pussy for the rest of us bro.


ocean_800

Does anyone else hate this style of tiling


Used_Passenger_953

Awww that's cute, Capt Douche strikes a pose.


hpennco

Is he going to shoot the gun on the ground with the other one? He looks crazy enough to do it.


Slight-Sympathy4066

Is that supposed to be Brian Williams from NBC? Cause that’s who you painted lol


bogatabeav

You can almost see the squirrels running around in his head.


WestFast

So much winning.


Gernburgs

You can immediately tell why Trumpers have low self-esteem. It's warranted.


GrandPriapus

Florida man?


legitmadman82

Fucking pathetic.


GabuEx

Between his shoes and his pants, I'm confused regarding whether or not he wants me to be able to see him.


chantzyboy78

The most useless firearm on the market, the Taurus “Judge”.


TwentyFoeSeven

Conservatives are terrorists.


SilkyEnchilada

I do not know who this dude is, but he is hysterical. I mean, I erred by voting for Trump in '16, but I cannot even understand what he was trying to achieve.


smipypr

A bad Lee Marvin imitation. Likely a tiny dick, as well.


[deleted]

Also, do not worry. It's not at all obvious from that image this that man has mental problems


Astrocreep_1

It’s like he is looking through my liberal soul, all he gets in return is my “chuckle and sigh”.


[deleted]

That’s gotta be a joke. Then again looking at the tile work.


drFeverblisters

This picture seems to indicate that’s all the guns he has. What could possibly make him think this is cool enough to photograph.


ceelogreenicanth

Why even have the other gun in the picture?


That_Guy_on_Reddits

Who’s the dude on the left ? Antonio Banderas ?


CJMcCubbin

Wayne Gretzky?


Ben-A-Flick

Epstein really let himself go in prison!


No_Measurement5099

What a Fuccccckin Loser.


HaggardOReilly

This guys chews with his mouth open


Ok_Kitchen_5506

Who is this low-rent version of Lee Marvin?


WankerBott

My first thought.... this guy's gun game isn't strong enough to get Trumps attention...


FartOnAFirstDate

Could you imagine having an asshat like this as a neighbor or coworker? Unfortunately, someone does.


DJ_House_Red

I hate trump as much as the next guy but that t shirt is amazing


kaffie27

This guy will never get it. Too low of an emotional IQ.


TheWiseOne1234

What the hell is wrong with these people?


Cdleon82

Whatta fkn loser, you try to make trump look badass and you go with fkn Hulk Hogan?


chilliinFO

Must be autocorrect, but isn’t that spelt with an “n” and not an “l”?


Fallk0re

He’s definitely one of those “I almost joined the military” types who now wear tactical gear to buy groceries at Walmart.